This trip experience would not have been possible without these people:

1) Nellie – you are the single factor that greatly enhanced my Rio experience to be THE BEST EVER! Through you, directly and indirectly, I would never have met all the people mentioned below. You are a great guy with whom I will miss having the kind of conversations that only take place while mongering in Brasil. If it was not through meeting you, I would not have realized how much fun one could have while mongering together in groups. Because of that, I proactively searched out others after you were gone and it was not the same. ALSO, A BIG THANKS for the condom variety pack and the introduction to my new favorite latex condom – Beyond 7. Those rubbers helped greatly enhanced my sexual experiences.

2) Jaguar – You are a really cool guy. Being able to put a face to the author of so many great trip reports was a great experience in itself. You enhanced my trip so much just by sharing your stories and perspectives on life. More importantly, you made me laugh a lot while I was here and your persona reminds me to smile more. Your talents extend far beyond that of an author and your accomplishments have inspired me to be more than I am. Thanks for sharing some of who are with me.

3) Don – Thank for all the things you have done for me including the apartment rental at the last minute. Your team and the various services you provide are a true necessity not only to newbies, but also experienced mongers as I would observe.

4) Ken – Thank for helping me while I was in some pretty weird situations. You are a great guy to hang out with as you made me laugh a lot during my time there. I will not forget the whore and bitch joke you told Newbies, you need to contact Don and Ken of Amerioca Tours

5) Chave- I am glad that I got to meet someone who appreciates women to the degree that I appreciate them. We are like minded in many ways. I had so much fun hanging out while being in Barbarella’s and HELP. Thank for your generosity and the many memories.

6) Brazil Specialist – Thanks for the use or your apartment. Your assistant was very helpful in getting me situated my first day.

7) Bedouin – Thanks for the great advice and stories. You also made me laugh a lot as I would not always know if you were being serious or just joking around. Maybe because we were around Jag so much.

8) Sweetmesquite – The combination of you and Jaguar made me laugh the hardest. Thanks for the memories and the recommendation of cabin #6 at Luomo. I did not get a chance to use that room, but if I do, I will remember you told me to bow and take off my sandals prior to entering.

9) Grettir – I really had fun that day we went to 4x4. You shared an interesting perspective that made me laugh during the cab ride. Thanks for spending the time with me at the beach.

10) Pappasurf, Lama, CALI, Diversity, Copperfieldkid – It was great to hang out with your guys. I only wish we had more time to spend together.

11) RIO69 – You are a great wealth of knowledge that enhanced my experience in many ways while in Porto Alegre. Thank you sharing what you know that enhanced my Porto Alegre trip report.

12) G – Thank for the introduction to an even better condom – NATURALAMB! I never had a girl tell me how much she liked a particular condom until now. They feel so good that I cannot even begin to describe the pleasure.

13) Everyone else that I met...thanks for the experience!

Yeah, Cabine #6 is Sweet's favorite cabine to fall asleep in ;) It was great hanging with you, man. Look forward to seeing you again someday soon.

I too enjoyed reading your report, though I didn't have the chance of meeting you down in Rio, but I'd like to bring something to your and everybody's attention.....


POINT 12 - Have you ever read the label information on "Naturalamb Natural Skin Condoms" ??
I imagine this is not the best choice to be used in these situations, though maybe useful for a monogamous couple.....



LABEL INFORMATION:
Product Description
No latex allergens. The No. 1 natural skin condom for a more sensual feeling. This product is intended to help prevent pregnancy. It does not protect against HIV infection (AIDS) and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs)(!!!!!!!!!!!!).
In order to help reduce the risk of transmission of many STDs, including HIV infection (AIDS), use a latex condom. Naturalamb brand condoms are ideal for the monogamous couple who desire heightened sensitivity with trusted pregnancy protection. Contains no latex and may be used by latex sensitive people. Water-based lubricant, for comfort and sensitivity. For pregnancy protection only - Does not protect against STDs. Each condom is individually tested to help ensure reliability. Exclusive Kling-Tite band to hold condom in place. Natural feel. No latex. Naturalamb. Naturalamb brand condoms, when used properly, are highly effective against pregnancy - although no contraceptive can guarantee 100% effectiveness. Not to be used for the prevention of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). To help reduce the risk of catching or spreading many STDs, use a latex condom. Any use of Naturalamb brand condoms for other than vaginal intercourse can increase the potential of damage to the condom. For maximum benefits, it is important to follow the instructions for use printed on the inner side of this package. Failure to do so may result in the loss of the benefits of a condom. A new condom should be applied each and every time before any intimate contact occurs. Made in USA.

Directions
Avoid exposure to direct sunlight or storage for prolonged periods at temperatures above 100 degrees F. For complete instructions for use see inner side of carton. See warnings and carefully follow instructions for use printed on inner side of carton.

Safety Information

See warnings and carefully follow instructions for use printed on inner side of carton.

Avoid exposure to direct sunlight or storage for prolonged periods at temperatures above 100° F.

This product is intended to help prevent pregnancy. It does not protect against HIV infection (AIDS) and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases ("STDs"). In order to help reduce the risk of transmission of many STDs, including HIV infection (AIDS), use a latex condom, such as TROJAN® Brand Latex Condoms.

Naturalamb® brand condoms, when used properly, are highly effective against pregnancy-although no contraceptive can guarantee 100% effectiveness. Not to be used for the prevention of Sexually Transmitted Diseases ("STDs"). To help reduce the risk of catching or spreading many STD's, use a latex condom. Any use of Naturalamb brand condoms for other than vaginal intercourse can increase the potential of damage to the condom. For maximum benefits, it is important to follow the instructions for use printed on the inner side of this package. Failure to do so may result in the loss of the benefits of a condom. A new condom should be applied each and every time before any intimate contact occurs.

Tiber,

Ooops!!

Jag

Also, they taste pretty funky. And they dry out if you remove them from a moist environment for more than a few moments (for whatever reason), and then they have hard edges until they get soft again (of course, you probably get soft first).

Hunterman,

"They taste pretty funky." God damn it, you're not supposed to eat the damn things.

I just couldn't resist my friend,

Jag

Okay, Hunterman, I'm confused. Were we talking about taking garotas to the US, or something different? Reading Jag's posts always gets me confused...

Well, Giblets, on re-reading my post, I guess I can see why you might think it applies to bringing garotas to the US, it does sort of describe the situation....

Haha Jag. I'm talking about "second-hand taste." You're familiar with that, I assume?

Hey Hunterman, careful, Jag might know that taste from somewhere, and realize he has not been using Naturalamb condoms...

Nice report. Enjoyed seeing you and Chave at Barbarellas and Help several nights. I loved the taxi cab incident..funny as hell when you left the door open and walked off! BTY, don't eat any of those Lambskins no matter how they smell, but they do feel good. PM me and let me know when you will be in Rio next.