For anyone thinking about going to Thailand, I highly recommend it. The food is great and the people are nice. The flight from California was a long one, but I was quite comfortable and happy on EVA Air. Upon arrival I proceeded to my hotel (Majestic Suites), which I loved. It is a very well run business with great customer service and reasonable prices. I was tired from the long trip, so I dropped off my bags and headed downstairs. I got some BBQ chicken skewers (from the stands on the street near NANA) and a deep-fried rice cake, corn on the cob and headed up to my room to eat, shower and watch TV for a bit.

In my opinion the food from the street stands is great tasting, and safe (for me at least). It’s almost like the taco stands outside of Adelita’s in TJ. I just stay away from the food stands where nobody’s eating. And once I find a good food stand, I come back. In Phuket, the seafood at the stands is unreal! But, I’ll get to that in order…

After resting, I headed down and around the corner to NANA to check it out. Can you believe I never made it past the first floor? I ended up back in Rainbow II (in the far right corner). There was a comfortable seat and beers, so I started growing roots. I got friendly with the beer-girl in a non-sexual way (bought her a couple drinks and chatted with her off and on) and each time I came back, later in my trip I was treated like a rock-star. I didn’t get a girl that night. Before I knew it, I had a great buzz and was getting a little tired. So, I headed out, bought a chicken leg and some port skewers at my food stand and a little pastry and headed back to crash.

Next day, I toured around in a Tuk Tuk. I know—I know… Not advised for safety reasons. But, I was in the mood for the ride (Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride) and off we went. I got some great pictures on this ride: …out the back pointing at the cars coming at us. …out the side at motorcycles going by. The weather was great, I had a two-beer buzz and it was great fun. We stopped at the Golden Buddha and the canals for some more great photos. We also stopped at Soi-Cowboy where I had a beer and chatted with another guy from California. The place was dead and we headed back to my hotel.

I took a quick shower and headed out to Eden Club for my first 2-1 experience. This place is amazing! I agree that the chicks can be hotter at other establishments. But, my 2 were plenty hot and friendly! They sat one on either side of me and we made small talk while I finished my beer and Hans acquainted me with the “menu”. (Yes it’s a real menu.) By the way, Hans was very charming. And, I thought back to Frenchie’s post as I walked with a girl on each arm, one carrying my beer--the other carrying a strap-on, vibrator and sex-tape, across the street to the hotel. (It was 2:30 and Hans was already full in the club rooms!) We showered, soaped each other up and down and then headed to the bed. I got a BBBJ from one girl, while the other made out with me. Then they both went to work on the BBBJ. After I shot, the girls went to work on each other with their tongues and then the strap-on. I got happy again and started to participate. I ended up switching off and doing both girls and finished again. Then it was time for a final BBBJ and we showered and headed back to the club. I went straight back to the hotel and to sleep.

The next day I headed down to Phuket. The place was great. I stayed at the Hotel Neptuna (another good place to stay for fair prices, girl friendly and descent/nice accommodations). I never tried the restaurant, because there were so many other great places to eat. Right at the corner is a café with a name kind-of like Hard Rock (you guys will probably know it and be able to correct me). It has street-patio tables and an outdoor bar, plus an indoor go-go. This place has the best chicken satay (chicken skewers with a peanut-sauce dip and sweet-sour relish) I have had in a long time. Plus, cheep beer and garlic bread. I chilled here and then did some time in the Internet café checking hotmail and the like. I was starting to feel a cold coming on, so I headed back early and watched TV.

Next day, I was kind-of sick (sore throat and very slight fever). But, I still had a good appetite and so I ate and went and got a two-hour Tai massage. The massage really helped and I went back to my room and slept. I came out for dinner, then went and crashed. Next day I was fine.

I spent the day after my sickness sightseeing around town and playing with my new digital camera. I took a bunch of shots and then headed back to load them onto my laptop. I prepared them for floppy and uploaded them to my msn communities page for the trip. (Email me if you want to check any of them out.) That night I did some bar hopping. I didn’t pay too much attention to which bars I visited. But, I was at the outdoor-bars where they pound nails into wood and play connect four with the guys. (That should narrow it down.J) I found a nice girl there and she agreed to leave for $300 BHT barfine, plus $2000 BHT for the night. She had a great body, face, tits, attitude, etc. We headed back to my hotel. She stayed most of the night and I kicked here out around 5am. Then slept and toured the island some more and laid down near the beach.

I headed back to Bangkok, but only had one night there before leaving. I spent that with a beautiful girl from Rainbow II for $500 bht bar-fine plus $2000 for her. The night was great and she left in the morning. We filled the night with about 3 or 4 sessions at various times as we would wake up, etc. BTW: I have to admit how much I scoffed at the repeated comments “Don’t fall in love with the girls!” everywhere. OK. Now, after my trip, I have one piece of advise for everyone. “Don’t fall in love with the girls!” I understand now! It bears repeating.

Overall the trip was great, but I planned it way too short. I am glad I went and the prices I got made it a great experience that I would never trade. And, now I know where I want to vacation next year! Thanks for everyone’s help/advice on the board during my planning. You all were a big help. And, I promised to join the board as a paying member for all the help. Well, Hombre can verify that. I have. This board rocks. – Peace out!

Rastaman, great report-thanks. I would like to get the e-mail pics but can't access your e-mail. Please send to me curiousone9@yahoo.com. Gracias.

Enjoyed your report. I'm in Pattaya having a good time. Did a new (yea sure) bar girl last night... it sure felt like it was new to her. Got to teach her how to kiss, foreplay, fuck and suck... not to mention beg. OK, OK, so I wasn't supposed to teach her that. But DAMN was it fun...

I'll post report upon return and completion of withdrawal symptoms.

Look forward to your report, Indyla.

Glad you had a good trip, Rasta! I will be checking into the Majestic this Wednesday night for a few days and then on to Pattaya. (damn it's getting hard to wait) Did you use your new camera much? Been thinking I need to run out and get one ... But, that is probly just trying to scratch the anticipatory itch.

I just returned from Phuket and would love to see your photos. My digital camera was having problems, so I took far fewer photos than I had planned. You don't say what your e-mail address is, but how about sending the URL of the photos to me at tjhippie@yahoo.com Thanks.

PS, the name of the bar you were talking about is Rock Hard. The biggest and probably best go-go bar in Phuket. I did one of the trophy girls from there on my last night and had a really wild time.

McDijj--I am excited for you. You should be checking in to Majestic today!!! You lucky dog! I love that place... Sprinkle some salt and dunk a lime in your Singha for me, you won't regret it. Look forward to your report. Have fun!

Hippie--Right on! You just brought it all back to me, clear as a bell. I can't wait to go back. I just emailed you the photo link. Take it easy! - Rasta

Hippie... DETAILS, FUCKER!!! POR FAVOR!!! OH YEAH, and PICS too!

Hey Porker, someone who took as long as you did to post your TJ report has no business griping. I'll start my report once I get my sleep straightened back out. I got far fewer pics than planned due to problems with my frickin didital camera.

Rastaman, great post. I just can't imagine going through Bangkok without a stop at Eden Club. Yes, the girls arent't the most beautiful in Thailand but I've never been with an Eden girl that wasn't attractive, and their service is definitely among the best.

I'd love to hear more about Phuket. I've haven't been there yet. I'm going back for a month real soon and I plan on heading over there. Keep the details coming.

Phuket is great. Imagine walking around a beach-town with outdoor bars, sidewalk cafes, great restaurants, a ton of tours you can take for a 1/3 of a day to all week or longer, and the cutest girls around. Its like heaven, only we can all go! The people are so nice, too. You won't want to come back home. And I still dream of that fish market. Rock lobsters for a few bucks sauteed with butter and garlic and a cold beer--life doesn't get much better!

Rastaman-

Not wanting to go home IS the problem. Fucking job...

Rastaman:

nice report:

I'm glad to hear you liked the Neptuna:

been my favorite for a few years ago ( but you did not miss out on the restraunt there<< few times we tried it, was average,,, lots of better choices)

did you make it up to the tiger disco?

Was on my todo list 3 times now, but never made it.?

Nice summary of your Thailand trip. About 30% of the time I go to Asia I catch a cold and it's my theory that with all the hand shaking with the girls you met you acquire the cold germs on your hand which invaribly gets inside your nasal passage where it breeds. That's why I try to make it a point to wash my hands much more often there.

I know that BBQ chicken stand just outside NANA quite well, delicious and cheap, also a great place to stand and watch the cuties walk by.

Did you experience the post bar closing time scene across the street in the NANA Hotel parking lot? 50 to 80 girls very eager to hook up, no barfines and 1000B does the trick usually.

Sounds like you missed the Grace Hotel scene too, two blocks away from NANA. What a party scene, quite a bit like walking into a full bore Adelita's. (TJ). Thais know how to party! Thermae's seems tame comapred to it.

I've not been to Phuket yet but I hear it's very nice but somewhat more expensive. What's your opinion on that?

Well, there's just too much to do on a short trip but seems you've gotten your interest level up enough to return for more....

Soi Cowboy, with it's more relaxed atmosphere is worth seeing, sounds like you were there in the daytime, when it hasn't yet transformed to it's night-life mode.

I bet 80% of the guys entering NANA veer off to the right rear, first level, must be a trait of humans. That explains why the Hollywood Royal Club is often the most packed club there.

Oh, on the news this morning, Nikon just recalled their Coolpix digital cameras; it seems they had a short circuit problem. I've read reports about guys wondering why their batteries were being discharged so quickly.

Bingo:


I used to get head colds while in los about every time ( shortly after getting of the flight)

I found some chinese med ( ganmaoling) pills at a local ( here in sd) asian store: seems to work by taking one am and pm, and if I feel something comming on, load up on 6 tabs 3 times a day.

No side affects, and for me works like a champ
( figure asian germs, asian meds)

as for Phuket (patong) being more expensive, I don't think so, just the travel expense is all in addition to being in BKK. Just my opinion, but I've been going there for over 10 years.

others observations?