I just finished an 8 night run through AC and here are my observations. I ending up spending about $150 a day including my hotel.

I stayed at the Sunset Garden where my room cost 1025 pesos a night after the discount for a week long stay. The nightly rate here must have gone up over 200 pesos in the last year or so. Nonetheless, I was filled to the brim and it was even a pain in the ass to get poolside seating. There are definitely better hotels in town, but this one has my favorite pool and a very relaxing Nipa hut restaurant, bar and billards area. Rooms are decent size and you can run you aircon all the time. But the place is dated, the bathroom below average and I saw a couple of monster cockroaches in my room this time. I wouldn’t mind staying someplace else but I am never making my reservations the 2 months in advance needed to get into places like Central Park, Swiss Chalet, Royal Amsterdam (although the smelly carpets and videoke rules this place out) etc.

Food costs are definitely creeping up. Sub delicious prices make it hard to get out there for less than 300 pesos now for a meal. I ate a Margarita Station twice and both times I got the mud butt 15 minutes within minutes from exiting the place. I had decent reasonable priced eats at the place just past Jerry Cherry bar – no mud butt here. My favorite place is still Cottage Kitchen. Here you get good to great food but it’s hard to get out of there for under 500 pesos per person. But with my budget I had no problem eating my meals here.

My ass is still aching from the new drink price structure on Fields. 85 peso Local drinks and 150 pesos drinks will drain your wallet fast. If you get yourself two drinks and two drinks for the girls you are almost out 500 pesos. Ouch! I used to be automatic that if I actually wanted to spend some time in a bar, I would always get buy someone a LD to rain attention down on me. This was the first trip where I wasn’t automatically buying LD’s. So what happened? I had a bunch of unattractive Dancers and waitresses constantly beg me for drinks. Aaaaaargh.

Just when you think the beggar and vendor situation can’t get any worse -- It does? Viargra vendors are now working all the way down to Honey Ko’s on perimeter. Also, the begging children syndicates on Fields are still enjoying record growth.


As I have commented already, I thought the talent level was way down from last Nov. It looks like it was a real bumper crop for sponsors this peak season. It seems that the strong Euro has made them the largest growth sector of guys who support bargirls now in AC. It was as frustrating as ever seeing hotties in most places except the bars! Also the energy level of the girls dancing on stage was way way down. Usually you will get at least one or two girls who are working it on stage and a couple of places where the dancing and whooping it up would be just electric. I would say literally 97% of the girls are simple shuffling for salary – and it ain’t entertaining to watch nor inspiring make you want to party. Ok let me end on a positive, I must say that my bar fines all exhibited excellent hygiene and personally carried feminine wash. A definite up trend.

As for the girls – I would say I fortunate to have universally good experiences. I hooked up mostly with girls who would rate 6-7 on looks and I got 7-9 on the performances. Here are some individual bar notes and the girls I barfined. Also, I would say thetrend of Perimeter bars having the better talent has ended. It was not a good week for Perimeter road and I ended up barfining from Fields more than I recently had.

1) Honey Ko’s early last summer this place had one of the best line-ups in AC. Now it is pure shit. All the hotties have been taken out and the couple who remained go fat. They did bring in a new large group of recruits from the province – none of them could make it though.

2) Limited Edition – this place has been renovated and there are actually two bars upstairs and downstairs. They have even added a few hotel rooms. I must say the renevations are nice. However, the day Sandman I visited the line-up was miserable. Also, interesting for a perimeter Bar the girls don’t show-up until after 5PM making this more of a night spot. I am hoping they can recruit a good mamasan with a good stable here.

3) In the strip mall right before Limited Edition. There are three new (or newly relocated bars) Foxy’s, Nasty Duck and something else. I saw only 3 or 4 attractive girls in all of the places over several visits.

4) The Caddyshack has relocated to the Spot between Illusions and Garfields. I am liking that there are more and more bars out on Perimeter but these places need to recruit better girls.

5) Nifty’s is still one of my favorite places. Within two hours of my plane touching down in Clark I made a big puddle of good upstairs here with the help of Baby and Mildred. Baby has to have one of the best bodies in AC, I also found her super sweet. This is counter to another Hombre’s recent experience with her. Nifty’s has added lots of new girls but only a couple are sort of cute and none are candidates for more than in Bar cock sucking.

6) Club Stampede has gotten stale in its line-up. They have lost girls and not replaced them. However, this place is real popular and was a sausage fess most of the week.

7) Magic Moment is dying, there is one cute personable girl here. But she loves on of the Hombres here to much. But she is still an excellent in Bar hostess who I have no problem buying a lady drink or two.

8) My Bar, another place on its last leg it seems losing the absolute hottest girl in AC hasn’t been good for their business. It is a shame as I actually like the setup in this bar. Here I met the dynamic duo – door girls Bea and Marisel. These girls showed me a great time and were absolute fantastic for threesomes sex. I bar fined them twice and another two times had drinking sessions here. Absolute grade A experience and attitude with these girls. There is at most 2-3 other potentially interesting girls. Often times the stage would just have 4 or 5 disinterest Jollibee girls.

9) Touch of Class is also on its death bed. It used to be if you came here at 1PM the girls would be stacked up like cord wood all over the bar. And you would get more attention (whether wanted or not) than you could handle. Now I never saw more than eight girls on stage. The manager bitched to me that he could keep any girls, they all are getting boyfriends and or working the internet. I did manage to barfine a hug titty very curvy fire hydrant of a girl. Holy cow did she perform in the room and have a great attitude. The best titty fuck I ever had and a three holer to boot. Four great ways to make you cum with this one. But don’t expect a pretty face!

10) Bunny Ranch. Typical high price drinks – but an above average and large line-up. Also I though had the best music and party atmosphere of the places I visited.

11) Icarus is a new club on that street where MR Frosty sits on the counter. Good music, bad line-up and a horrible set-up where it appears the girls are situated far away in San Fernando.

12) Blech for the both Lollipop and La Bamba

13) La Pasha nice bar, bad music, there are a lot of girls but no quality or energy. Plus major demerits for introducing the hideous ping pong ball tip thingie here. On second thought the girls actually did move when there was a ping pong ball thrown into their vicinity.

14) Rhapsody had what I though was the best line-up in town. Not a lot of hot spinners but taller girls with good bodies and big tits yes. I actually met a Bananitas refuge who had a gorgeous body and incredible meaty borderline D-cups. She had a cute face until she smile – then Yikes! Turns out this girl was a complete sweetheart who would do anything to try and please me and always did it like it was her great pleasure. Not the most sexually skilled girl but with that bod, ubber tight box, and great attitude I was always coming in a matter of minutes. She also was great about coming over to go swimming in the afternoon and never wanted to go bar hopping. I bar fined her three times. Oh yeah back to the Rhapsody line-up. I have been critical of Mommy Rose here in the past but she was a great hostess this time and bought me many drinks. So I sat her down and we went over the line-up together 8 out of the 11 girls I though were hot were also cherry girls!

15) Las Vegas also had one of the better line-ups. One my first night in town I was really struggling to find a decent girl to bar fine and arounf 1AM I pulled a cute skinny assed slutty acting single mom from here. Back in the room her face was very cute and the body not to bad at all, but despite being very slight in stature the box was big – a real throwing the sausage down the hall way experience. They were a couple of true stunners here that Sandman pulled that turned out to be total bust experience. That was too bad as one of the girls was the absolute hottest girl I saw available in the bars the entire week. I also couldn’t help notice that there where some waitresses packing serious sweater puppets in here. One of my favorite stops this trip.

16) Butterfly Rock – This is the only bar I am going to write about that I only visited once. They have done a nice renovation and the place has a very comfy lounge feel to it. For those of you who hate the usual Hip Hop/ R&B/ or concert DVD music might like the not so corny older tunes played here. Plus there weren’t any real hotties in here but a definite couple of cuties with good attitude on staff. Plus decent drink prices for Fields.

17) Blue Nile and Blue Nile Executive – this place still hasn’t gotten the high hottie ratio back. In fact the standards continue to drop and plus the usual high energy isn’t quite as high as before.

Perhaps I will add some pics in a day or two.

This is counter to another Hombre’s recent experience with her

I presume you didn't slam fuck her like I did! She was great in the bar.

how was the misty's lineup looking? Glad to hear that consistency is still the name of the game at Nifty's!

I only stepped briefly into Misty's one time, so I didn't think it fair to form an impression. With respect to Nifty's I think they needed to keep some of the ubber cock sucking rhinos around to teach them youngsters how to do it right. BJ quality is down a bit since the days of sweaty cock.

MX, oh how your report makes me long for the days of sweaty cock--those were simpler times, better times.

This report was about as fun as doing a tax return. BUT it was honest and up to date. However I did not want to read something like this with a trip looming in the near future.

I think someone said the crowds drop way off after the first week of March though, at least that's what I'm praying for. That won't lower the price of adobo though...

Really needed this upate, thanks a bunch. Too bad the talent quality is generally goin south, I may have to reconsider going there for a bit now until it improves. Seems my ex-Hks seem to be Euro Sponsored now and can't count on them hanging out anymore.

Did u check out Champagne or Dollhouse ?

Mommy Rose is a good person to know in AC, we all have our love-hate relationship with her.

Thanks again.

(Message edited by merlin on February 26, 2006)

I think someone said the crowds drop way off after the first week of March though, at least that's what I'm praying for.

My conjecture is that this was a bumper year for the girls to find sponsors. It's amazing how many girls I ran into or met who are now sponsored and off the market. However, I am sure the euphoria of that wonderful two weeks with the HK will start to wear off. And the headaches of getting passports and visas for their new fiances coupled with the reality that they are now wholely financially responsible for an entire village will lead to the slow death of many sponsorships. Hopefully all these girls will slowly trickle back into the market. Come July they will be happy to see old MongerX is last of the peso pukers in the the lowest of the low season.

Here are some pics.

The first girl is from Las Vegas a fun single mom type. But I thought she was cute and very good service

Photos: Las Vegas A 01 02 03 04

The next girl I found in Rhapsody is so sweet and such and great bod. Incredibly sweet but not so experienced in the sack. I miss sleeping with those meaty wonderful tits, and screwing her in the pool!

Photos: Rhapsody C 05 06 07 08 09 10

This Dynamic Duo was awesome except for being camera shy. Not the best lookers but WOW did they deliver the great threesome action. The taller exotic dark skin one was especially adept at draining rivers of cum from me when making Boom2!

Photos: Dynamic Duo 11 12 13

The busty spark plug works at Touch of Class. She used to be a little heavier and her tits were even more humongous. A really fun girl. A three holer who also gives the best damn titty fuck. Four ways to make you cum -- I must admit that I failed to hit the back door for the cycle. The face ain't too purty but man I liked this chick and wouldn't hesitate to bar fine again.

Photos: Touch of Class A 14 15 16 17

For me it's not really a trip to AC without having some afternoon fun at Nifty's. This could be my happy place if that damn big titty girl wasn't so possesive and jealous. Those are my Pesos not hers!

Photos: Nifty's Fun 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

I could "want" for one of these Nifty's girls!(de one with the ring I like!!)

Can see you adjusted well to the leaner pickings in AC as compared with your new-found high standards in J-Town! Your versatality and vitality never fails to amaze me too!

Well like I said the quality of available talent was down significantly since my visits last fall. But what I am gonna do? Sit in my room and spank my monkey? While I had no snowball chance in hell of hooking up with the the same quality (with respect to looks) of girls as those I hook up with in Jakarta, I had absolutely great experiences with all the girls I picked this trip. 100% good attitudes and performer. Also, Blok is the only place in Jakarta that come close to delivering LT at the same prices as AC. In Blok M the look standards aren't that much better than what was available in AC.

Unfortunately I did have to rely upon my rule of thumb, "when the pickings aren't good go grab a fun chick with big cans' a lot. I find that this rule serves me well.

When Nifty's is serving up some of the best lookers available in AC, the clubs and mamasans really need to kick up their recruitting efforts.

I meant that you adjusted well in that you picked some "winners"!

And, that Nifty's girl, hmmmmm if she looked as great as in those pics, I would fly there next weekend too!

good lord MX, you better stick to JKT from now on

The Nifty's group is hot and so is the Rhapsody girl. Thanks for the report.

Note to self: visit Nifty's...

Yeah Mx but you told KM where all the cuties are and it is tough to beat him to some of these places....he he!

I did try the Rhapsody girl and agree, she was sweet as hell but needs a good "professor of love"......any takers?

I repeated with my regular VooDoo honey last night and the sex was off the charts for AC.

Last day today in AC then back to Pattaya for 10 more days then.......who the fuck knows, but it has been a great 3 months in SEA. Met a bunch of great SEA regulars, partied a bunch, fucked a lot of different women, ate some great food, saw a bunch of sights and have come to one conclusion;

I will not be the one to resolve the debate over SEA-vs-L.A. as far as mongering venues. I have concluded that debate "should" rage for years so that every curious monger experiences both and forms their own opinion and expands their mongering horizons. There, I said it!

Sandman

Sandman
All I did was walk into Nifty's and Baby was all over me. Seems MX told her I was a "nice guy" . I ended up last night with a threesome of Baby, Grace (from Nifty's - for DM), and Baby's hot cousin Shrella. What a body she has - no tits but a fine ass for sure. Got some jacuzzi pics of the trio.

MX your big titted Nifty's girl miss you too much. Baby seems to have gotten over your departure hehe .

MX your big titted Nifty's girl miss you too much. Baby seems to have gotten over your departure hehe

Life is so cruel. I have gotten of Big Titty Nifty girl but I miss Baby so too much. Such is my fate. Let this be one example to show that I am not out there cock blocking 100% of the time!

I did try the Rhapsody girl and agree, she was sweet as hell but needs a good "professor of love"......any takers?

Usually I like the "no assembly required" types, but she is sweet enough (and her body is banging enough) that I will probably give the old college try when I return next month.


Sandman and KM --- C How U Guys R!

Of course, all this splashing inmy cum puddles is not news to me. A Singaporean explained to me that if I activated roaming on my PI Sim card then girls can send me an SMS for a pesos rather than the 15 pesos it costs to send an SMS to my singapore cell# while I am in Singapore.

I have Smart Buddy and to do this I had to have at least 300 pesos load and I text the message "Roam On" to 333 before I left the PI. Note that while someone within the PI can send me for one peso, you have to pay 15 pesos to send an SMS. For me it is cheaper to reply using my Singapore #. When you return to PI send the SMS message "Roam Off" to 333.

Wow for only a peso it's amazing how many SMS I am getting. It's just like I am still there in AC. Not sure if this is a good thing. However, I am now a full member of the Bamaboo pipeline and I have been getting detailed updates of KM and Sandman's Barhopping and Barfining behavior.

For example, KM the My Bar door girls are sorry you didn't come back for them, but they were happy to go home and lick each others' pussy. You should have gone back because, while not the most beautiful girls, they are fun girls who are true performers.




(Message edited by mongerx on March 01, 2006)

LOL--ole gracie is now gumping 'em down at Nifty's? Dat's too funny

Good work as usual, MX--and I don't see anything to be disappointed about in the pics above, especially given your performance reviews. But maybe I didn't see the other 99.9%. And you did grab some good big titty girls--incredible cans on the Rhapsody girl, like Jakarta Anna.

MX
My trip is not over yet. I keep getting TXTs from Marisel so I jusy may go back and sample the duo.

Baby is a real sweetheart but can be a bit bizarre as well. What a body though !! Yesterday Nifty's was packed and she pulled a stage chair over to the couch - stripped and had me finger her while the whole bar watched -- my kind of girl . Got an appointment to shave her pussy tomorrow night hehe.

Did you meet her cousin Shrella ?? She works only occassionally . WOW what a spinner bod and great face . No tits so not ur type I guess.


DM -- I meant that add on to indicate it was a different Grace - not the one we both know. That one has been non stop texting me this trip - so far I have avoided her -- seems a bit too desperate .Once in the door I'm afraid she'd be stuck to the sheets !!

KM, when u gettin' back? I should be in your neck of the woods for a few days next week if your up for some thai food.

KM - If the duo makes the grade for you lookswise do yourself a favor and give them a spin.

I met Shrella and she is a 2x4 with cute face and nice ass. She is actually in a picture or two is posted. She is the one in the picture where Baby and another girl are toasting the Hombres.

Now KM why oh why couldn't you actually relieve me of the burden of the big tiity girl?

How come everybody calls her Baby?

MX She is a non stop talker. When you first barfined her last trip I thought she was quiet and shy but GD she won't stop talking in the bar-- drives me friggin crazy ! Believe me she has been begging to be barfined but she makes it easy to say no. Now Baby and a few of the others know what their mouths are really for . I'll stick with them.

I barfined your duo with the cherry girl waitress for a bit of barhoppin and bedhoppin. Seems Bea has a thing for you as well. She was very shy about being with a friend of yours and basically stayed out of the action after barhopping. Now Marisel had no similar reservations for sure. She is over her mens and was horny as hell.


BTW We went intoi Classroom 2 on barhop to pick up Marisel's " cousin " these girls all seem to be related eh ? The lineup there was better than any bar I have seen thus far. Some real hotties. I gotta go back for an up close full contact view 2 night I hope ,if I can get past the phalanx of door girl spies. It does not help that I tend to barfine the doorgirls - but frequently they are the cream of the bar so who can rrsist ?


DM

Not back in LA until the 15 th.
The other Grace wants to meet for dinner tonight -- I'll give her your love.. She still claims she never sent you any nasty or threatening e mails . says she does not know what I am talking about. hehe

In answer to above question Misty's definitely still has one of the better lineups in town. Some nice bodies and nice faces- Now if they could only match them up it would be great.


(Message edited by Khun_Mor on March 03, 2006)

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on March 03, 2006)

Well Mx, the only report you could have gotten on me was from the Rhapsody cutie. All the rest I stayed away from. I did buy baby a drink one afternoon but that was it.

Remember, I do not suffer the "itis"...he he!

Pattaya is full of Northern Europeans from all over Sandanavia right now. More Blond haired blue eyed people and the dumb guys brough their wives??? Bet they never get to come back alone...he he!

DM, Pm me if you are planning a Br. visit. I'll be there in early April for a while.

Tchau

Sandman

Gregorio
Because that's what she calls herself. Many girls at least here and in Thailand make up barnames so their real names remain unknown.

In my "travels" both here and abroad, I've found that most bargirls named "Baby" are the hottest chicks in that particular bar. The "Baby" in Nifty's is certainly no exception.

I hope Club Nifty's opens around noon, as it would seem to be a great place for a fly-opener, er eye-opener...

Noon to midnight . Baby's cousin Shrella is a hottie as well. Slender with no tits but a damn fine ass.

KM,

Big Titty Maravic is quite the motormouth. She is really pushing to get into the Mouthy Cunt (copyright Porker publishing) Club.

Wow Marisel, Cherry waitress, and Boom boom Bea now that is a good tripe bar fine. I still drool over the thought of Cherry Waitress bod (especially her backside.) It's funny because when I took Marisel and Bea. Bea was the big Boom Boom worker, while marisel was the fluffer supreme and diligent rimmer/ball sucker while I Boom2 Bea.

Bea did call me here in Jakarta and talked until her load expired. Now that is the kind of load puke that's says true love.

Sandman - Much more mundane events than a barfine are worthy of paying one peso to pass on the chismes. I got a text "I just see your friend 'sandman' go down Fields, but he did not see me." Gee thanks for the update babe!

Re: Family vacationing in Pattaya. Yeah that always cracked me up and made me go WTF? Then again if my parents had taken me for a Pattaya holiday when I was 17 my life would have been a whole lot different (and better too.)

Gotta agree with you on a few points. Having been to AC four times in the last six months, the place is losing it's luster. The quality of the girls is dropping and the prices are rising. I was going to BF a little spinner at Voodoo's but passed when I learned the rate was 1,300 P. Touch of Class is one of the few places left besides Santos St. where 1,000 P is the going rate but it's not as fun as days gone by. Also, it seems more often the girls want to turn a LT into a ST with one excuse or another. Yes, the vendors are really getting to be a pain in the ass. I think they have more vendors than flys at the bar in Chokomos. I'm heading to Pattaya in a few days. Haven't been there in a year and hopefully it will be a pleasant change. If not, then it's time to head back to Rio where an ass is an ASS! Always more expensive than the PI or LOS but when it comes to looks you can't go wrong. Keep up the good work MX.

Popcorn actually most of the bars starting from My Bar just past the wet market and Main Gate Jeepney all offer 1000 peso barfines. And yes these days it's pretty much mandatory to establish an oral (hehehe) contract for long time if that is what you want.

I just got back from a long Jakarta weekend. I hate to keep pimping that place but friggin' chizt that talent completely overwhelmed what I saw in AC the week before.

Tonight I met the owner of Voodoo, Lollipop, Treasure Island and Angelwitch in AC. Friendly American called Dave, who popped into Angelwitch in BKK to meet me. He says that his newly opened Angelwitch bar is doing very well. Just wanted to let the mongers of AC know that Angelwitch is worth checking out. BTW no business connection at all to BKK just copied the name. I have heard from several others that this is a good bar.

Lol, Dave, Monger X's favorite AC barowner 'Mo', paid you a visit, huh? IMO, indeed he is a 'good bloke', although his price increases in AC for barfines and drink prices have started a nasty trend that many are complaning about.

Hi Porker, I wasn't aware of that but several people have mentioned his bars as having some cute BG's. Just passing on info. Saw the BBC TV report about the American owner who was in hot water for illegal employees. Nowhere needs that kind of bad media exposure, hope it dies down!

I think Richard, the owner of the blue nile group, was the only one being targeted, but not sure tho if they expanded their shakedowns...

DM, apparently Bananitas was shut down recently for that. I think the TV report Dave mentions was about a papasan at a bar that was jailed for 3 years while waiting to stand trial where he was eventually acquitted.

thanks for the update!

I can confirm that Bannanita's is closed and locked down

After several marathon barhops I have to disagree with MX in that I think the talent level has actually risen sincemy last trip here June 05. No stunners to speak of but far more of the body type I prefer - which should be good news to a few other guys I know. If you can accept an average face with a killer body you will do very well here. Blue Nile , Nero's had some great spinner bods. Dollhouse is loaded with them - a far cry from the cattle drive they used to run. The biggest problem there is many of the cute " showgirl dancers " are cherries. Still a lot of doable talent all over town IMO. I was all over one tall slender slinky hottie until she broke the cherry news. Still was all over her - just did't barfine . hehe

So many bars so little time.

At least the peso is back to 51.30 .

OK, I guess I have to come back re-evaluate the quality of available pinay. How about you break in some of those choice cherries before I get back on the 30th. KM any chance you will extend your trip?

Now if you are liking the AC talent, I need to get you over to Jakarta. There are lots of stunner spinners you would like. Plus the types of venues a man of your means and taste will appreciate.

MX,

Nice write-up. Thanks. So La Pasha and ping pong balls, eh? I remember going crazy with this at Peppermint Palace in Pattaya, but I could not think of a more ridiculous way for me to spend 1000 baht.

KM,

Good to hear the Filipina in AC is slimming down a bit. I thought the talent when I went in July was fair, but during my trips in September and November I thought the talent was very good.

Re: Mo at Angelwitch. Hey Dave The Rave. You should ask Mo (Dave) why he can't come up with an original bar name... LOL! He has bars named Voodoo, Lollipop, and Angelwitch.

I remember going crazy with this at Peppermint Palace in Pattaya, but I could not think of a more ridiculous way for me to spend 1000 baht.

Lol, cost me 2000 'only' to actually bang the beaver flashing ping pong ball showgirl!