I don’t recall how long the flight was from Moscow since I slept through it completely. We stayed at the Hyatt in the center of Berlin. Although it was Saturday I was too tired to get anything going and spend most of the night calling home and sleeping.

I knew from friends that Berlin was safe and had gotten some information through a German BBS. Although everything is in German some guys responded nicely to my request for information in English.

(http://pub40.ezboard.com/bbef80356)

For some reason this board is now closed and I never managed to get onto the new one

(http://verkehrsberichte.de/index.php).

They use some German adult check and I didn’t want to sign up with my credit card for something like this.

However, the information I got was a good start and reading on the old board helped. Although everything is in German one can see which posts are positive and which one are negative by the icons the posters use.

I picked some places that sounded interesting, which had the most positive icons plus used the information the locals had responded with after my initial inquiry.

I must say I was disappointed. Berlin is definitely not what I was expecting. A lot of clubs were in one area and I assumed this was a red-light district just like the ZN, but the area around Stutgarden Place has only very few clubs, no SG and is absolutely dead during the day or any time before 10 pm.

As far as I understood the internet info there are 4 or 5 different ways to find adult fun in Germany:

1) The cheapest. “Sex Kino” These are rundown cinemas where you can watch adult movies and receive sex either HJ/BJ on the spot or go into a room and fuck the girl for around $30.
2) Private houses that run brothels. These seem to get a lot of attention on the German BBS and were by far my best picks in Berlin.
3) Streetwalkers. They turn up all over the city and the quality I saw was poorer than in TJ.
4) Call girls. Very expensive and quality varies. I wanted to venture outside my hotel and therefore didn’t look into this option.
5) FKK houses. These are places where everybody (even the customers) gets naked. Most of the time people wear at least a towel, but Germans don’t go far in decency and you have to look at many beer bellies when you hang out at these places.
6) Strip clubs. These were some notes on the TUSCL.com site, but the only place I saw in Berlin, the “Bon-Bon” (http://www.bon-bon.de/) around Stutgarden Place was horrible.

My first day of mongering in Berlin was a Sunday and since Stutgarden Place was dead I took a cab to the Sex Kino, which got the best marks on the BBS. It was the “Moni” Kaiserin Augusta Strasse 38 (http://www.monis-sexkino.de.vu ).

The place has no big sign and you just have to have faith and enter at the 38. The cabbie seemed to know it well and agreed that it was popular. One you enter you stand in a smoke filled porno shop. This place has nothing the new Hustler stores have. The guy at the counter takes the $6 cover. Germany uses the Euro, but since it is almost equal to the Dollar I use in this post $ instead. However, you need to exchange into Euro since German stores don’t except $.

Inside the cinema it was very dark I could only make out a few shadows. The main room had banks almost like in a church. I saw a few guys hanging around the exit, some others sitting on the benches. It was BYOB and most customers had their own cans of beer.

The porno movie was the only light in this place.

It reminded me a little of the old Harmony Theater in NYC. Everything was filthy; the girls were walking around, not pushy at all, but giving wall dances and HJ while talking to the customers.

The quality of the girls was as low as I’ve ever seemed. Most were 30-50, obese, smoking and really the lowest quality of hookers I’ve ever seen. Only in the coming days I would top this level of disgusting creatures.

I almost left when I saw a short and not completely ugly brunette approaching me. She gave me a short wall dance, a HJ through my pants and I developed this gentle relaxed feeling when I know that Robertito takes control.

It was Clara, early thirties from the Dominican Republic. Once I head her speak, I responded in Spanish and she was very forthcoming after that. She said that many Dominicanas work in Europe. I thought that it was funny to travel around the world to end up with a latina again. She gave me a long a sexy lap dance and finished with an excellent CBJ for $20. Although even she rates on my scale not more than 4, I had a good time.

Out on the street I retuned to the area with more clubs and ate diner. After a while I wanted to check out some more Sex Kinos and to a place on Sophie-Charlotte Strasse 35. This place was easy to find and in walking distance from the restaurant. However, the 3-4 girls here were so ugly that I regretted even the $5 cover.

I walked away and was within 20 minutes at the “La Folie” an FKK club (http://www.la-folie.de/index.html). The cover here was $14, but included a drink. They give you a locker and towels and you can walk around looking for girls. The whole setup sounded very much like the thermas, Athos was talking about in Brazil. I didn’t see anything I really liked and left after only 20 minutes. The whole idea was a little bit too much for me.

I ended the first day after visiting 2 Sex Kinos and one FKK place, receiving 1 CBJ and a lap dance.
The next day again all work and only after 8 pm I didn’t get a chance to monger at all. The thoughtful German hosts even arranged for a boring diner.

Tuesday I managed to steal away at 6 pm and called one of the private house brothels, the http://www.kamilla-douglas.de/. This was by far the best thing I found in Berlin. The place was very difficult to find. Although the cab dropped me off right in front I didn’t find it at first since the name on the door reads something different. I supposed to appear like a regular business. So you have to look out for the bell which reads “K. Douglas”. I don’t know if these places are illegal (prostitution is legal in Germany) or if they just want to hide what they are doing from the neighbors.

Once inside a very classy, beautiful and young hostess greets you and guides you to a room with the classical brothel set-up. It has a nice bed, a mirror and some basic hygiene articles. The whole apartment smells very nice, no smoke and is very clean.

The hostess, like all other girls, speaks perfect English and is very professional and relaxed. I was told, that I should take a seat and each girl that was available would come in and introduce herself to me. If I liked one I should let the hostess know who she was, if I didn’t like any of the girls I could let her know what my type is and they would arrange for an appointment with that girl.

This was my first time in a private brothel. Girl after girl came into the room shook my hand and played her role. One was shy and young, always looking down and cute; the other was dominant and aggressive…

This introduction was a show in itself. The problem only was, that I was already in love with the hostess. After all the girls were through the last asked me if I liked someone and I said that I liked them all (not true) but the hostess the most. The last girls nodded and within 1 minute the hostess was back talking to me.

Her name was Nomi (the pictures on the website are not as beautiful as the real person) the general price at the brothel was $80 for 30 minutes. I don’t recall how much it was for one hour. I agreed without negotiating the details. I thought I’d just see what would happen. She asked me for the money and left the room. After she returned she dimmed the lights, put on a CD and started to caress me. After 1 or 2 minutes she started to unzip my pants and gave me a great and long CBJ. The session was an 11 on any score. I didn’t do daty, but for a 30-minute session this was as good as it gets. I never felt rushed; the girl was clean, courteous and always willing to perform and please. After 3 or 4 positions I came and was happy to have found this place. BTW, all the girls pictured on the website really work there.

I went back to the hotel, took a shower and ate something before heading out again. Today should be the day of the private brothels. The second one I wanted to check out was “Celine” in Pestalozzi Strasse 69.

Celine was very similar to K. Douglas, just 2 or 3 classes lower. It was not as clean, the hostess didn’t speak English and the girls were not as good. However, one of the girls that introduced herself to me was my type: brunette, dark skin, 4’10” and below 80 lbs. Her name was Pia from Tschecia. Initially I thought she was a latina and was a little disappointed once she told me she was from Eastern Europe.

Her English was very limited and all I understood were the prices: $30 for FS, $52 for FS with BBBJTC. I was adventurous and went for the $52 deal. Again she took the money ran to the hostess and returned with a CD. This time she was very curt. Once she came back she told me to undress dragged me to the sink and started to wash my dick. She could have combined this with a sexy HJ, but did it like a nurse preparing her patient for an operation…

She rushed me through the whole session. Her tongue was pierced and my first BBBJ with piercing was the only good thing about the whole act. After only 2 positions she told me our time was up and claimed that the $52 was only good for 20 minutes. This was after just 10 minutes and I complained, but was getting so pissed at her that I didn’t want to fuck her anyway. However, I still wanted to jerk off in this whore’s mouth. I told her I had paid for BBBJTC, but she insisted that my time was up and that I should pay $30 more.

I stood up got dressed and on my way out told the hostess about what happened. She claimed not to understand me and I understood that I got ripped off.

Back on the street I realized what was different about the mongering in Germany and TJ. In Germany you are in the brothel just to close the deal and return to the street after just 20 minutes. In TJ you can hang out for days in the bars without getting bored. Imagine you would only get to the ZN, walk upstairs and return after the session. In TJ, mongering can be a lifestyle; here it can be only a short distraction.

The next day I went back to K. Douglas since the hostess had mentioned another hot girl I may be interested in. Her name was Samantha from Brazil, again with impeccable figure, service and English.

If it weren’t for K. Douglas the whole mongering in Berlin would have been a disaster for me. The quality of girls in the Sex Kinos is just too low for my taste. I could get a BBBJ from any 40-year-old at AB as well, but never do that.

Good service is more expensive in Berlin than Germany and all the girls at K. Douglas charged $80 for 30 minutes. This was well spend money, but when I chica in TJ charges $60-80 for one hour you can still have her on slow night for $250 – 300. The prices in Berlin were much higher. I asked at Celine and they told me the price varies from girl to girl between $750 and $1,500! Basically the German prices go by the hour. If a girl gets $80 for 30 minutes, she will charge not less than 1,000 for 10 hours, even if some of the time is spent sleeping. Both the girls at K. Douglas who I did, declined TLNs completely.

In summary:
Don’t go out of your way to visit Berlin. If you are stuck in Berlin, go to K. Douglas, but the prices are higher than in TJ.