A sojourn in Los
(Part One)

It was my seventh trip to Thailand and the first time I traveled without a wingman. The trip would consist of 10 days in Pattaya, four days in Bangkok and a quick stop over in Dubai on the way home.

I flew Etiad Airlines, the flight from J’burg to Abu Dhabi was almost empty so I stretched out and enjoyed the uneventful flight. The flight from Abu Dhabi to BKK was another matter, it was six and a half hours in a sardine can and I arrived in BKK tired and stiff, the lines seem to get longer with every trip, thanks to the upgraded security. After clearing emigration I found my case quickly and headed out. I had planned on taking a metered Taxi to Pattaya but after the flight I decided to treat myself to a limo for BHT1850.00 and I was soon on my way to Pattaya in the back of an air-conditioned Volvo humming the song “One night in Bangkok” as the sun rose and the humidity soared outside.

The drive to the hotel took little less then two hours with a quick pit stop on the way down. After a quick SS&S and bite to eat I headed to Sabai Dee just off Soi 2 on Pattaya 2nd rd for a long relaxed Soapy. The girls name was Meow, like cats meow she was tall for a Thai with short bobbed brown hair, Vietnamese features and a chest that made me want to write a thank you letter to the plastic surgeon. She was friendly with great English and anywhere else I would have thought of taken her for a few days at leased, but this was Pattaya. I reminded myself of the first law of Mongering, that there is always something better around the corner especially on the first day of a trip. It was BHT1600.00 well spent with a BHT500.00 tip an hour and a half later I was ready to face the world. I visited 4 massage parlors during my stay in Pattaya and they were all above par with a nice selection of girls, good clean rooms and the same rate (BHT1600.00) but more about that later. A good soapy is one of those grand experiences of life, like swimming with whales or a sun rise in the desert that you really can not explain to some one who has not experienced it. A bit like describing colors to a blind man.

Photos: Meow 01 02
Photos: Joy 03 04

After a few hours sleep I was eager to visit Angel Witch, I had read so much about, thanks to Dave the Rave, it and I was impatient to see for my self so about 9.30pm after a BHT10.00 tuk tuk ride I was walking up and down Walking Street keen to see what was new. The first change that hit me was the number of couples and families wondering around. I guess since the Tsunami has had an effect and moved some family business Pattaya’s way. I got to Angel Witch with ease ordered a Jack Daniels and settled in. At about 10 a show started it was kind of amateurish and very tame when compared with some of the others out there but I kind of liked it. It was a fun way to begin the evening and although the set up was nice, a bigger, newer, better version of the Angel Witch in Nana I couldn’t find anything worth bar fining. So I walked up walking street stopping at a few bar bars and some of the Go-Go’s on Walking Street. I eventually settled for settled for Pam a cutie from Happy Go-Go bar fine BHT550, LT BHT2000.00.

Photos: Pam 09 10



And so was set my modus operandi for the next nine days, interspersed with some tourist stuff, elephant safaris finding a decent tailor and getting some shirts made and visiting the local fly markets.

I stayed at the Bella Villa Prima Hotel. A nice hotel with good rooms, a girl friendly policy, but on Soi 4 which is a little far from Walking Street for me, but I can see why other Hombres like the place although it has the worst Breakfast, but then again if you are up for Breakfast you got to sleep way to early. In future I would like to stay around Soi 7 or higher.




During my trip I was fortunate enough to meet four hombres from the CH sight and what was interesting was how different each monger was but they were all great, Gentlemen all and I look forward to meeting up with them again sometime in the future.

Now onto the go-gos and beer bars of Pattaya

Angel Witch
As I wrote above it’s a bigger, newer, better version of the Angel Witch in Nana and Dennis the manager is a real gent, I would stop past almost every night but it is worth commenting that in ten days I only bar fined a girl out of there once.



Kittens (Part of the penthouse hotel)
Although a night at the penthouse is still a mongering experience, over the past few years Kittens has gone from great to good to OK and this trip it was a waist of time.

Classroom
Stopped in there once, there was a nice selection but they wanted an BHT800 BF which I though was a newbie con but they wouldn’t budge so I moved on still worth a visit though as is Misty’s although Wild West which use to be worth a visit is now is now cowboys enfaces on boys.

Coyotee’s
They claim to be the freshest new place and for my money they are, well lit with a fine selection, a little out of the way but I was spoilt for choice, if you don’t believe me ask Nastyworld. I bar find Mau, BF 700 LT 2000 and well worth it. Great GFE with all the extras what more could a man want?

Photos: Maup 05 06 07 08

Living Doll
Visited it with Pete1, he had fallen in lust with one of the little waitresses. I must admit that the place has come back a lot since my last trip when there where half a dozen girls in the place. Although still dark and dingy it had a nice selection of girls and was really humming. I bar find one

Super Girls
On Soi Diamond stuck my head in didn’t see much to recommend the place sat around for a drink and headed out.

One thing all the places had in common was increased bar fines and complaints that business was slow, I wonder if the two are related. But there where plenty of girls around and their prices haven’t gone nuts but the argument for getting a free lancer from one of the beer bars has never been better as long as you check the merchandise, there is a hell of a lot misrepresentation around and nothing can spoil your night more then expecting fish and finding wood. At the Beer Bars a found most of the girls asked BHT3000.00 LT but would quickly come done in price normally to about BHT15000 or BHT2000 without to much bartering. I also found most of the girls where reluctant to have their pictures taken, they where very aware of the net and I didn’t push the matter although I am starting to enjoy these momentous I still feel a bit awkward asking.

Unfortunately I started feeling really sick after a few days in Pattaya, by the time I returned home I had a full-blown hear infection, eye infection and tonsillitis but you cant let a little flu stop you from enjoying LOS play now pay later has always been a good philosophy.



Next Last night in Pattaya,, onto Bangkok and something I have never done before…bar fine the same girl two nights running! (sorry did you think it would be something else?)

Admin: Photos 9-10 added most recently, but placed earlier in report where they should have originally appeared

"...a chest that made me want to write a thank you letter to the plastic surgeon."

"One thing all the places had in common was increased bar fines and complaints that business was slow, I wonder if the two are related."

best quotes of the FR IMHO.

High praise indeed thanks. You have to wonder what the go-gos are thinking when the girl cost you BHT2000 and the BF is BHT800-BHT1000 and you are the only guy in the place.

How much was the drinks in kittens now
Do they still have little screens of sex cartoon films around the place
nice update for me as i will be going there soon

Redbus
I was there with Pete1 to the best of my recollection the beers where Bht125 and I had a dubious Jack Daniels at Bht145. The lay up of the place has not changed I didn’t notice the cartoons and the girl selection was not great. Go take a look for old times sake but you will have more fun at coyotes or Happy.

And as for you being there soon, you make me sick (with envy)

Isawal,

Great report my friend. Thanks for all the detail, it really bring the place alive to someone who has never been there before.

Someday, after I have mastered Brazil I'll try Thailand in the company of a whole Squadron of wingmen. As you know, I need a lot of help and adult supervision.

Jag

"but on Soi 4 which is a little far from Walking Street for me"

hrrmm, but within an ear shot of soi 2,3, and 6. And a baht bus to WS later on takes all of 5 minutes? Or am I missing something? Breakfast is for wimps.



"Although a night at the penthouse is still a mongering experience, over the past few years Kittens has gone from great to good to OK and this trip it was a waist of time"


Kitten/Penthouse has gone from gawd aweful to just plain shit. What year was it awesome?


"At the Beer Bars a found most of the girls asked BHT3000.00 LT but would quickly come done in price normally to about BHT15000 or BHT2000 without to much bartering."

Don't take this personally, but do you have SUCKER (yes in caps) branded on your forehead? I should hope they would take 1.5-2k without a hastle, afterall everyone else is fucking them for 1k.


"A good soapy is one of those grand experiences of life, like swimming with whales or a sun rise in the desert "


I'll take your word for the desert and whales and stick with the soapies

Good report thus far-- looking forward to part 2!

Jag

Hey Jag I still want you to come to ZA its about the same distance as Thailand and we have a better selection (but worst pricing). As for Brazil any chance you will be there in August (I know that’s a way in the future) but I am planning my trip I have even started Portuguese lessons.

Hi Don

Don’t get me wrong I liked the hotel and yes there are tuk-tuks ever few minutes but it does become a hassle after a wile and a few drinks and yes I do believe that if you wake up in time for breakfast you have missed the best part of the night before.

AS for the Kitten Club, about three four years ago on my first trip to Pattaya I stayed at the Penthouse and I was sitting in the lounge, they rang the bell, all the girls paraded through the hotel giggling and dancing and I realised that I could quite happily spend the rest of my life in Pattaya. I had a lot of fun at Kittens that trip, I must admit though that I have never BF a girl there since.

As for the prices at the Beer Bars, do you mean I am over paying I am shocked and stunned I will head back in November (or sooner if I can get the time off) and demand a refund.

Photos integrated

Isawal,

You can take a 3 minute walk and be on soi 2,3,6 and also the soapie houses if you so inclined form the hotel. I can't see how a bahtbus ride being a hastle since your only really taking 1 ride to WS and 1 ride back per day (assuming she doesn't have a moto). Now, if you don't like soi 2,3,6 and you spend your days on beach road, soi 7,8,13/x, s PO, etc then okay I gotcha ya. Also you know you can rent a moto for 200 baht a day and go and please as you wish? Just an idea if you like being mobile.


I can relate to your experience at kitten, it's more a function of your first look at LoS from the ground view rather than Kitten per se'.


You are not as shocked as I was reading what you PAID. I must admit, I read it back and forth around 5 times just to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. Pay the BB gals 1k and they will be happy. You don't need to discuss this up front with them and they are probably raking you over the coals because you are bringing it up (and they assume u know no better).

Isawal,

August is doable. Again, where the fuck is ZA?

Take care my friend,

Jag

Don

Thanks for the good advice I will take it to heart next trip.

Jag

ZA is South Africa, I use ZA instead of SA so people don't confuse it with South America.

I am glad to hear that you might be in Rio in August, I am thinking about ten days from the 8th to the 18th.

Two photos and two location shots added to part 1.

A sojourn in Los
(Part Two)

I woke in a state of shock, it was my last day in Pattaya where had ten days gone to, the next day I was heading to BKK. I rolled over and had a nice morning session with the girl from the night before, I don't think she was even fully awake but it was my last full day in Pattaya and I was determent to get an early start so I rolled out of bed climbed over the balcony and jumped into the pool for a quick swim, dried of lied down in the sun for a few minutes and then headed back to the room, climbed into bed rapped myself around the luckless lass and promptly fell of to sleep again. At about 1pm I woke up to the sound of her in the bathroom. She walked out rapped in a towel G-d Thai girls can be shy and coy wile being sluttish and cheap at the same time you have to love it. I pulled her back into bed…Oh this is where the last ten days had gone.

I had promised to see Joy from Sabai Dee that afternoon but that was a promise I was in no condition to keep. I spent what was left of the afternoon picking up some shirts from the tailor and doing a little shopping and grab some fruit for lunch or dinner, who can keep track of meals?



I then went back to the hotel and packed so that I wouldn't have to worry about it the next morning. After a quick bite, checking my email and a nap I headed out to Walking Street to meet Nastyworld. After missing each other at AW, Happy, Misty's, dolls house and Classroom we finally hooked up at Club Boeche' near the Blues Bar on Soi Lucky Star I had never been to the place and was very impressed there where two poll dancers, the standard dance floor but it had a glass sealing and on the top floor there were a few girls doing a lesbian show and from down stairs through the glass floor you got a niche perspective there was also a Jacuzzi with for girls in it having fun. Nastyworld has a presence, when he arrives the party truly starts. I could see that I was going to say goodbye to Pattaya in style. There where some nice girls at Boeche' and with all the shows going on they get you in the mood. We headed out about midnight stopped at a few bars. We then headed off to Coyotee's I had been there once before but I already had a BG with me but had been very temped to upgrade this time round I found Mau, her pictures really don't do her justice or maybe I was very drunk BF 700 LT 2000 and she was well worth it I said my goodbyes to Nastyworld and we agreed to meet for Breakfast later, as it was my last day. Mau and I stopped at the fish market at Soi 4 and 2nd Road it was 3 or 4 in the morning and the food was better then OK and Mau was good company she gave me a fine send off its amazing how quickly some women get into GF mode we were together less then a day and when she saw me off after breakfast she was crying. The next morning I met up with Nastyworld and his lady and I got back to the hotel just in time to catch my taxi.

The trip back to BKK felt a lot longer then the trip to Pattaya, but it was Sunday, the roads were clear, and I arrived at the Nana Hotel in a little less then two hours. I have never stayed at the Nana before but I have heard about it for what seems forever. From fellow mongers and websites it has been drummed into me that you are not a true traveller until you have stayed at the Nana. I have to say that the Nana is the most authentic retro 1970's hotel that I have ever seen. Maybe that is because nothing has been replace or upgraded in the hotel since Roger Moore was 007, down to the Pan Am and BOEA signs behind the travel desk. The staff was rude which came as a surprise in Thailand where I have never experienced discourteous service before. I had booked a suite for BHT2100.00 per night, the room was nice, clean and big and very retro the complimentary fruit basket was a nice thought. I must say that the girls seemed to love the room.





I had come back to BKK on Sunday so that I could visit the Chatuchak weekend market, its an experience if you have never been there, over a thousand stores selling everything your heart could desire. So after dumping my stuff I headed over to the BTS on the way I passes Imperial Suites I took a look inside, nice. I think it might be an option for my next trip. On the way back from Chatuchak stopped at the Siam Paragon Shopping Centre, worth a visit especially the food court. Got back to the Nana at about 6pm headed for the pool to wash the day away took a quick nap and headed off to Angel Witch in Nana it was about 8 and there where already some girls hanging around the parking lot. Stopped past AW hoping to said Hi to Dave the Rave but he wasn't there. Walked around Nana Centre for a wile then headed to Eden. Stuck my head in but there wasn't much of a selection so headed back to Nana and eventually picked up a girl in the hotel bar, a little older then most but very much my taste, once we got back to the room she raided the room service menu and after a late night snack we settled in for the night.




Photos: Mini 11 12 13 14

Next morning, or early afternoon, I gave her BHT2000 (sorry Don) and sent her on her merry way. Monday was a Buddhist Holliday and I was told that most places would be closed. I met up with another GH monger, a newbie from the states and we took a Tuk-tuk, the driver said that Harem was open and I had been there before and it was OK so we headed off. We arrived at a Happy Massage a dump in a part of BKK that I had never seen before. Gut reaction get the hell out of there, should have, didn't. As I said to Newbie afterward at leased now he has had the worst soapy he will ever have. Once again sorry.

Headed back to the hotel after stopping at Indra to do a little shopping, DVD's, computer programs and Fake Rolexes for gifts for back home. I was more then a little angry with myself for fucking up at the massage place, live and learn. So many of my experiences in LOS have been great that a mistake, even as a result of my own stupidity, comes as a surprise. After a quick swim headed down to the bar to drink my lack of common sense away. In the evening took a Tuk-tuk to Soi Cowboy but it was closed when we got back Nana was open, headed to AW and did a walk about but eventually BF some lucky lass (or ass) out of Rainbow 2 (I think).





Tuesday 14th Valentines Day, or as its known in BKK "gouge the mongers by raise the BF day". Spent the day with the girl from the night before, headed out for lunch at Siam Paragon, after an afternoon delight she headed off a few thousand BHT richer, Mommas Dead, Buffalo needed a new roof or house needed an operation I really wasn't paying much attention and I needed a drink and a nap.

Photos: Mau 15 16

There is a little Irish pup about two blocks down on the same side as the Nana Centre that does an acceptable Lamb Stew; it had been closed the day before but it was open now and after to many Thai meals the comfort food really hit the spot. I finally met Dave at AW, we opened a bottle of "South African fire water" (as Dave called it) that I had brought from home and Dave, his boss an I promptly killed half a bottle. There was a nice selection at AW and I asked Dave's advice he recommended Nu her English was excellent she could hold proper conversation and she had a great way about her. The trip was beginning to take its toll and when she suggested a short time it suited me fine. BF1000 gouge the mongers by raise the BF day price and ST BHT 2000. Normally I would have passed but it was my second last night and there was something about her that made me think she would be worth it, and this time I followed my instinct and had two really great nights with this lady. On my last day I took the river tour and visited the grand palace. My plane was leaving at 7am the next morning so I had to be at the airport by 5am, which meant that I would have to leave the hotel at 4am, which meant I would have to be up and about by 3.30 which meant there was no point in going to sleep now was there?

Photos: Nu 17 18 19 20 21 22



So after returning from the tour I had a quick swim and nap then headed over to AW to say goodbye to Dave I was surprised to find Nu there as she had told me she wouldn't be working but she seemed very happy to see me and I thought I could do worse so I BF her for a ST and after a burger at Mangoes (not bad) headed back to the hotel. She stuck around for about 2 1/2 hours and then she said her tearful goodbyes. I was a happy camper. Spent, done finished so I packet my bags, but it was only a little before 1.30 and I felt wide awake I checked my BHT and I had more then enough left for the Taxi and BHT500 airport tax so I headed down to the bar to see what was up. When I got down to the lobby I headed out to the parking lot and there I saw Anna, light skin, brown shoulder long hair, a real doll, I had never picked up a girl in the parking lot so I went over and offered to buy her a drink, her face instantly broke into one of those radiant Thai smiles that I knew I would be missing in a few hours. I had a few bottles of beer and a ½ bottle of Jack in the room so I took her straight up to the room. She had no English to speak of but she downed the beer and went to work with gusto, she was great, fun and eager. I was in love again, although that might be the fact that I was leaving in less then 6 hours talking. At about 10 to 4 I hurried her out of the room she seemed a little upset but I tried to explain to her that I was leaving. As soon as she was gone I had a quick SS&S and headed down stairs to check out. When I got down stairs she was still in the lobby slumped in one over those imitation leather lounges. When she saw me she lit up I figure she final understood and she rapped herself around me until I got in the taxi, Anna help me say goodbye to Thailand with a long DTK, and as the taxi pulled away I was already planning the next trip…

hey Iswal,

Great report! Sorry we missed each other twice, I was in Pattaya when you left and then missed you at AW just an hour earlier. I did get to meet Nastyword cool guy.. we are headed back end of june.

Hope to cross paths with you. Thanks for the report i really enjoyed them.

GL.

Goodlife
Iswal is very cool could be my brotha from a nother motha ... He is 1 of the lucky 7 so you 2 will have too met!

Iswal
Thanks for the report and kind words but that was nothing to what the next trip will be like im planning a Boat Party.... for your birthday bash.
Peace

Nastyworld
I'm glad you finally got round to reading the report can't wait to read yours! Remember first stop Rio in Aug then time to recover for a birthday bash in Thailand in November.

Goodlife
Thanks for the kind comments sorry we missed each other. How about Thailand in November? First (and second and third...)drinks on me

Darn cant do November but i will be ready for another February trip for Nasty's B-day again... and drinks will be on me!

I heard RIO.. whooa.. that sounds like a good time.

GL.

65 Days Left Thai Girls Beware!..lol

Well I can't say no to free drinks so lets see its August Rio, November Thailand and February Thailand and Nasty is thinking of comming to South Africa befor Thailand. I can live with that

Count me in, If i use the same airline i should have more then enough miles....
June (3weeks)- Philippines /Thailand/Cambo
Aug (5 nights) - Brazil ? still Pending
Sept-Nov Thailand/OPEN BIZ & Isawal BirthDay
Feb 1-5 D.R/MIAMI Superbowl
Feb 5- 20 Thailand
And i gotta try and stick South Africa in Wow
I might have to push that back When is the next best month for ZA

Nastyworld

I was just down in Cape Town for the week and there is a Restaurant there at one of the wine farms called Boschendal if you make it to South Africa I am going to take you there, it has great food and the best fucking melba pudding anywhere. BTH do you like wine because Cape Town has some of the best in the world, I know because I drank most of it this week

On the mongering side, things where quite it seem that they have cleaned up Main Rd were the free lancers use to hang out and I couldn’t find where they had moved to. There is a place called The Castle which I mentioned above, its become a total rip off no girls of note and a R50.00 entrance fee. However Body Heat has moved to a nice new location and seems to be attracting a few nicer girls my old favourite is moving to a new local next week but the girls are still fun I visited it twice BF the same girl both times, not the best looking girl in the place but she knew how to push all my buttons great time.

The Ranch is a little bit of a ride outside CT but magic girls if a little expensive be local standards and their policy of pay before you see is a little off-putting.

I am going to finalize pay for my airline tickets next week so it looks like Rio here I come and cum, hehe.