Day 1 - Saturday

Having arrived after sitting on the plane next to a 400 lb. drilling rig worker (he was actually a good guy), I was ready for a little R&R. Met Roberto (Don and Ken’s driver) in the slew of signs outside customs, and he took me to the hotel. It’s still to early to check in so I go and check out the beach and some of the shops in the area. I’m thinking, shit, there are some damn good looking girls here, this is a good sign.

Made arrangements to go to the final night of the samba schools at the sambradrome, finally got checked in, took a shower and headed into Don’s office. Met Don and Ken, nice guys, got their heads in the right place for a mongering vacation. It was decided that maybe a trip to L’uomo would be in order, but I had to make sure to get back to go the Carnival stuff on time. Ken went through all of the details before my first trip to a terma.

Went to the mall (!) to go to L’uomos, greeted by the lovely Fernanda, explained the prices, etc. Headed in to the locker room and asked for a “my size” robe. Toured the terma with the bikini clad visions of beauty passing in the hall, damn I’m in some serious trouble. Made it to the boite with Ken, and I know I have some major problems.

(1) What the fuck is up here? These girls don’t really work here, they’ve got to be just the come on to get you inside where the ugly ones work, right? No? Oh shit, I’m in trouble.

(2) Which one do I pick, I mean holy shit, these girls look like the best strippers do in the states, where do I start?

Well after sitting there dumbfounded for a while, enjoying a few drinks, having Ken enjoy my stupid looks, I decide to finally pick one.

Garota #1, Jaycee (english Joyce), balck hair, green eyes, tan, about 5’6”, 115 lbs, about 23, smallish tits (a Brasileira special) with a nice body. Chit chat a little while, flirt, ask what she likes to do. She says everything except anal. I can live with that. Head back for a 40 minute session.

Hell YES! Very good bbbj and mpcfs. She liked that I went down on her, starting out a theme for the week, that is, you get the girl off with your tongue she’s gonna give it back to you like there’s no tomorrow. 40 minutes, seemed like 10, we were just finishing up when the phone rang. I never last that long with a beautiful girl, must be something in the air.

Had to run to catch a bus to the sambadrome for the 9 hours of parades. Two nice Brasileiras shaking their asses in front of me while all the chicks go by in next to nothing in the parade.

Damn what a country.

Photos: Jaycee 01 02 03
Photo: Jaycee Peak 04

Day 2 Sunday

Like a dumbass I stayed out partying at the sambadrome until 4:30 AM and then got up to go on a tour with the old farts at 7:00. Oh well, who needs to sleep anyway. After the tour I went back to the hotel, caught a little sleep, called Ken and decided to hit L’uomo again, after all it was Sunday evening, what was I going to do, go to church?

We arrived late afternoon and I decide that I’m not getting into the trap of having only one girl in the terma, not gonna happen. I decide that my strategy will be that I really want an anal experience and since Jaycee doesn’t like it then problem solved. Little did I know what was to come.

Ken and I shoot the shit for a little while Jaycee arrives and I sit with her a while and buy her a drink. I told her how much fun I’d had the previous day but that I was looking for someone that liked anal this evening. She’s cool with that, even says that she will help me find someone I like. She introduces me to her friend Bella, a darker skinned beauty with braces on her top arch and fairly large tits. A little younger too, probably 19-20, I ask if she likes anal, she says sure and we all sit and visit for a while, enjoying a few drinks. Meanwhile, I’m getting some bad ideas about this friend thing so what the fuck I ask “are you like friend, friends, or like to have each other for dinner friends”. Well shit if they didn’t answer by both French kissing me at the same time.

Oh hell, I’m fucking screwed tonight. Let’s have a dupla. Off they go and I’m thinking this is gonna be o.k., they may interact, etc. we’ll see. Well, one hour in the room, we used 55 minutes and raise the temperature by 10 degrees. Shit. I had my own personal porn movie going on, girls eating girls, girls doing anal with me while I ate the other girl, damn tongues going everywhere and nobody sitting by and acting bored.

Honestly I didn’t know I had it in me, but I know that I will forever remember things like Bella saying “fuck my ass” while Jaycee was sitting on my face. Damn. It’s only the second day here. Yes Ken, you were right, I’m fucking ruined.

Photo: Bella 05
Photo: Bella Peak 06
Photos: Dupla 07 08 09

Day 3 - Monday

Well today I decided to take a little break. Yeah, right. I asked Don to do a little of his magic and have a nice young lady stop buy from Barra VIPS at my hotel. Don calls and charms the madam working the phones, he calls and lets me know Eduarda is coming over and that the agency will call shortly to confirm. The madam calls from the agency, evidently Don is held in high regards because she thinks the world of him.

About 20 minutes later I get a knock on the door and there is Eduarda. 20 years old, fair skin, short highlighted hair, about 125lb. 5’ 7”. Very nice girl, friendly to the point of taking her clothes off immediately, ask how much time (I say 2 hours) calls to confirm and she jumps in the shower.

She really seemed to enjoy herself a lot, or else was a very good actress. She did say a couple of things that surprised me, that she hadn’t been with an American before and that she had never used a vibrator before (I had brought a small one for the right girls). She gave the BEST bbbj of the trip, absolutely outstanding.

A little rest in between before a repeat performance and an enjoyable second coming.

I let her take the vibrator with her, she was ecstatic. I tried to call later in the week for her, but she had taken a trip to Sao Paolo. Damn.

Photos: Eduarda 10 11

Day 4 - Tuesday

Well this day started a little weird. I take a jeep tour of some sights. Thinking that we’re going to pick up some more old farts from the damn cruise ships I’m pleasantly surprised when we stop at the second hotel and get three dudes from Arizona. O.K. this might not be so bad at least their not half shit faced on Geritol and Alzheimers drugs.

The dudes from AZ are leaving tomorrow and are talking with me about what they’ve done while in Rio. They had gone on a tour to Sugar Loaf and Maracana stadium in a “private car” from the hotel to the tune of $200 U.S….. I say you got fucked. Then they proceed to tell me about this place called Barbarellas where they finally got a girl to go with one of them for $200 U.S. for an hour, but of course their hotel wouldn’t let them in with a hooker. Hooker tells them no problem, takes them to another hotel and they get charged $400 for a short term room. I am crying now, pulling my hair out and yelling FUCK as loud as I can. The dudes are starring at me like I’m the idiot. Needless to say I tell them look, you’re coming with me tonight. The tour guide is shaking his head saying that he doesn’t like “the places with the bad reputation”. LOL.

I call Ken and tell him the situation and that I’m taking these dudes the R $5.50 ride to L’uomo on their last night in town. Ken was gracious enough to meet us there ( a point that a dumbass named Southtexdude made him regret later).

I explain the procedure to the AZ dudes, they have to ask Ken if I’m really telling the truth before they believe it (hey they got burned pretty badly already). Eventually they all settle in, enjoy the meal in the relax room and each have a session. When they leave later they tell me thanks, that they owe me one, and that they are pissed because they could have all done this several times for what they wasted at the clip joint. I pointed them towards clubhombre and told them to do their research first.

Meanwhile, back in the boite, O’m seeing how many things I can fuck up. I meet this really cute garota named Carol, thin, smallish tits, with a definite oriental/brazialian mix in her. I’m shooting the shit with her in my piss poor Portuguese, trying to impress her with how cool I am and how much I know, after all I brought in 3 new customers tonight! Well, unfortunately Ken and I had planned to go to 4X4 the following day and Ken had told me a little about a girl he was playing down there. Of course, me being the dumbass said something to Carol about it and this started the garota net. Ken looks at me and ask “what did you say to her”, oh shit, I just fucked up your world didn’t I Ken. Fortunately, Ken, being the king of the terma, seemed to turn his disadvantage around in his favor. At least that’s what I tell myself to make myself feel better. Sorry Ken.

I did session with Carol. Sweet girl. She did let me take pictures including her face, but I did promise no internet for those, so I’ll honor that. Anal was included.

I had to hit the sack for a while, between the damn touring and the real reason I’m here, I’m getting pretty tired.

Day 5 - Wednesday

Ken and I meet up with a couple of canadians and head to 4X4. Big damn place. I want to relax a while and take in the scenery. Lots of girls, big, little, short, tall, old, young, etc., etc. I promise to keep my stupid mouth shut around Ken’s garotas, we sit and drink and watch the strip show.

I have spied a little spinner with a cute little bubble but. Probably 5’2”, 95 pounds, but 10 of those are ass. She’s a cutie and I want an hour with her. Angelica. Great name for her, she’s an angel. She was outstanding, very involved in the session, claimed to have had 2 orgasms. Hell if I know, but she really got me going. No pictures, dumbass me forgot his camera. Shit, she was a beauty too.

Ken is fucking worn out from rolling 2 months straight. I encouraged him to go home early and he did. I wandered around a while and found a really tall girl named Layla. I think “man I’d like to do this tall girl” and I was so hyped up after Angelica I could have done a damn knothole. Well I probably would have enjoyed the knothole more because Layla was a damn dead fish. Very unresponsive, distracted, not into it at all. Is she American?

As I was leaving the cabine she had the nerve to ask me how the sex was, and if I enjoyed it. I said flatly no. Only girl in Rio that I wished I would have fucked. No pictures of her either. Just look for the tallest girl in there. You might want to bring a hammer drill with you if you want to do her.

Day 6 - Thursday

My body and dick are so sore today I just can’t fuck. Recharged the internal batteries, went hang gliding, enjoyed the sweet looking ass on the street and beach.

Day 7 - Friday

Decide to do a little self serve from Barra VIPS. Get a girl named Giovella, fairly tall 5’8” dark skin with larger tits (36 Bs I’d guess) have her for a couple of hours. She was good in the sack too, not so great at bbbj, but very good with the hips and ass movement. Enjoyed taking a shower with her too. Not as sweet as Eduarda, but overall performance was solid. Dumbass me had the camera and didn’t take pictures. Idiot.

Day 8 – Saturday

Well it’s fairwell to Rio. Ken, Don and I decide to go to L’uomo again. A few other hombres are there too, including sweetmesquite. Ken is teasing me because I’m with my Brasilian wife Jaycee and my Brasilian girlfriend Bella. Basically I don’t give a fuck because I know that I’m going to make another porn movie and play the leading role.

A 1 hour fairwell dupla ensued. Of course I didn’t tell the girls that I wouldn’t be back tomorrow, why get the tourist fuck. My body and mine are thoroughly scrambled. I fuck what little sense I have left out and trust Roberto to get me to the right airport.

I sat in the airport sulking at the prospect of the 9+ hour trip back to my Clark Kent life. Damn I was Superman for a week. I am fucking ruined.

Photos: Last Dupla 12 13

Yes, Southtexdude, you are ruined for life. Welcome to the club. It sounds like you had too good a time to get photos, please try harder next time....

On your final dupla, if you had let them know it was your last day, they would have probably been MORE enthusiastic, so you'd remember them and come back sooner. Brasilian women are something special (as you are finding out).

Great trip report, welcome to the club.
RG.

Southexdude,

Sounds like you had a great time on your first trip to Rio and many thanks for writing it down for all of us to enjoy.

You looked terribly worn out when I met you and, if I remember correctly, you had a handful of bananas in you hand. To this day, I still wonder--where had you put those bananas?

Jag

Great report, STD ;)

Don't sweat the garota net thing. I just remember Carol turning to Joyce and saying, "I know one of Ken's secrets!!!" At that point the panic alarms started going off in my head. I watched as Joyce ran around telling exactly the girl I didn't want to know. In the end, yeah, I managed to put it all on her--the same shit girls do to guys all the time ;) I had her hanging on me again by the end of the night.

Which really didn't matter, because another girl told her some other shit a few nights after you left, and I was back in the doghouse. That and the fact that I banged another girl in Luomo the other night will probably end things with her neatly. Like I said, I probably would have fucked it up on my own sooner or later anyway ;)

You were a lot of fun to hang with. Let us know when you're coming down again.

Great report, Southtexdude. Welcome to the Club of Ruined Men. You're fucked like the rest of us now.

Fun report, I'll be going on my first trip to Rio Later this year. If it is half as good as your trip I'll die a happy man...

Photos integrated

Nice report and pics....glad u had ur cherry busted
U should try Help on your next trip...

So finally you have landed yourself at a place I call "World of big fuckers". Now you will work your ass off for the rest of your natural life to get the most out of Rio. It's an addiction. Isn't it? Happy hunting

Say man are you from Southlake, Texas?

No 1hard I'm not, just the South Texas area in general.