For those who have ever read my reports, they tend to be short and to the point.

At 3am I dragged my ass to SFO to get on my flight to Medellin.

Not much of an event other than I am stating this because it plays into my exhaustion level the night I arrived.

My flight was a bit late and I landed at 9:30pm, nearly an hour late. It took me an hour to clear customs.

Hector, the Mansion driver was waiting right at the exit.

The first words out of his mouth were, Robert is waiting for you, we're going to drop your stuff off and go to Face Dos.

OK, lack of sleep, two days beard growth, I am now a Colombian Male 8 (out of 10) and ready to go out.

When I arrived at the Mansion, Robert picked me up and we met Greg and 3 other guys at Face Dos.

Now I know I've seen mixed reviews of this place, but apparently another good place closed so the talent at Face Dos is now stellar.

I would say there were about 40 girls, half were absolute stunners.

Greg shook my hand, bought me a beer, and deposited a blonde 20 year old on my lap. Nice start to my vacation, I'm starting to think Smirker and the other guy who hates the Mansion are probably just wankers afterall.

Greg leans over and says, if you like her, you can get her for less after she gets off of work. Hmmm, I generally don't need handholding but I don't look a gift-horse in the mouth as they say.

Since its only 11pm at this point, I arrange to meet her at 3:30am (yes, 24 hours awake!) and Greg and a couple of us go to Mangos.

I don't know if P4P is available at Mangos, but I do think if I spent a little time trying to sweet talk someone, I could easily score a non-pro. I'm getting stares and smiles from multiple women, this is paradise.

I stay there until 3am and I head back to the Mansion to meet Jennifer, my date for the hour.

Fantastic passionate sex, including DFK and BBBJ. She stayed with me until 10am the next morning. All this for the low low price of $120,000.

Unlike some of the dissapointments from those in past posts, Greg and Robert have been great so far. Robert even accompanied me to the bank to cash in my travelers checks and even filled out the paperwork for me. Now that is service.

In Panama, you can make dates with girls outside the massage place for less. It appears that you can do this in Colombia as well.

Face Dos charges $150,000 for 45 minutes, I received all night for $120,000.

More tomorrow.

I don't see the point in calling other members of this board "wankers" just because they had a different opinion about a place than you do. I hope you exercise better judgment when you post more tomorrow.

well now that's a pleasant change from the "medellin sucks" drum everyone has been beating. Hope you have a good time Sniper.

Personally, I cannot think of a better venue than here to use the term 'wanker'.

"Wanker is a pejorative term of British origin, also common in Australia and New Zealand, literally meaning one who wanks (masturbates). It is particularly used of someone (usually male) who is self-obsessed or a show-off. It has the similar meanings and overtones to the American "jerk" or "jerk-off".

Although masturbation is now seen as a widespread and acceptable practice, the insulting properties of these terms still remain. The idea is not to draw attention to the fact that a male masturbates, but to emphasise that he has little sexual interaction with others and is left only with the option to masturbate. As with many profanities it is considered much less shocking today than before, but is nevertheless an insult.

The idea can also be conveyed using a hand gesture involving curling the fingers of the (usually right) hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth in symbolic imitation of the act of male masturbation. This is probably most common during altercations between motorists.

Various jocular rhyming slang terms exist for wanker and wank, including merchant banker, Sherman (short for Sherman Tank), J. Arthur (J. Arthur Rank) and Jodrell (Jodrell Bank). Non-rhyming terms include 'five-knuckle shuffle' or 'spanking the monkey'"

Please Laguy tell me of a better word to describe the majority of the wackjobs and perverts around here?

Laguy,

If it walks, talks and tastes like a duck...

club hombre members. and mde is still not rio. hope you and rosie palm and her five step sisters are having a good weekend as we are with the real thing in rio.

Smirker has never struck me as someone who is a self obsessed show off nor a male that is stupid that thinks he is great.

All this talk about masturbation...it's no big deal.

To generalize about the majority of the hombres being wackjobs and perverts around here....I was under the impression that most hombres were guys that like to meet beautiful prostitutes and have sex with them. No doubt everyone is entitled to their own opinions and perceptions.

Enjoy the life guys. Solid

(Message edited by solid808 on March 18, 2006)

Rover: "A retarded dog."

Irish Rover: "A drunk retarded dog."

'nuff said.

Wanker, is more a term in the UK that we use to people who are assholes.

Sweetmesquite,

Hey buddy how are you? Back in Rio again? Sorry I missed you. Had a blast as usual (writting up day two for my Rio trip report).

Yes, Rio will always have it's place for those who love her and her garotas.

Matter of fact I'm never telling anyone to come to Medellin if they have already been to Rio. This actually works out quite well because I'm already established there and it just means more cuties for me that fans of Rio never have to meet (and greet ).


Sniper,

I hope -no - I know you will continue to enjoy Medellin. You just strike me as the type that enjoys life as I do and is willing to work a little bit to reap it's bountiful fruits as I have in the past. I am also willing to bet that when life hands you a lemon now and then you know how to make lemonade.

Medellin isn't for everyone but I have a good feeling it's gonna be for you. Good luck and may you have continued Mongering success.


Gents,

I'm going to suggest to Hombre to establish a section intitled "The Gripe" where fellow mongers can call each other names and lash out and flame each other and post stuff that doesn't apply under the original topics. Would make for easier reading wouldn't it? They can start with this part of my post because it is really off topic.

What do you say men? I'm attempting to bury my hatchet out here how about some others joining in?


As a great American once asked a nation:




Rodney King


Cheers,


Cubanut


(Message edited by cubanut on March 18, 2006)

I'll lay off the wanker term to keep the peace, but I don't see how these guys didn't get along here.

Pussy is falling out of the trees. I agree, the sex in Rio is probably better if you are just into the no work quick hit, but there is no lack of girls available here and if you spend 10 minutes getting to know them, a GFE can be had.

I don't see how anyone couldn't find something around here.

I'll just stick to the story, but as LAGUY said, if it talks like a duck...

DAY 2

Today after a couple of hours touring the city, we stopped at Loutron.

No real negotiations here, the pricess are $157,000 for an hour and one drink.

The quality was really good, I only have one complaint.

The house manager parades the girls in front of you, they say there name and walk out of the room. Thats a bit of a problem because there are 30 or more girls and you start forgetting the names.

I had to ask for a second look, even then I took the wrong girl.

However it worked out in my favor. I ended up picking a stunner. She had short cropped black hair, beautiful green eyes, nice perky small tits, and an ass that was so small and tight. WOW.

I'm 6'3", she was probably 5' in heels.

After a nice massage, she worked me for about 40 minutes everywhich way but Sunday as they say.

This was Rio quality sex. Lesson learned, spend a few minutes talking and joking with them. If you look like a shorttimer, they will treat you as a shorttimer.

I enjoyed the place.

Later I met up with a friend and went to La Orientales place that PHDMonger raged about. I liked it.

All of the girls asked for 300,000 (the Gringo price). Just a little pressure and the price drops in half. One of the guys staying at the mansion got it for $150,000 including the room for an hour.

My buddy couldn't find anything he wanted (after 15 or so hours in the airplane, he needed inspiration and didn't have V with him), so we went to Face Dos.

Face Dos was great but a little thin since it was 1am and the place was going to close in an hour or so.

Robert decided he was going to go to a local rave somewhere in the warehouse district.

This was a cultural experience. If you thought that you get stares walking around the street, you should see it at the rave. We were the only Gringos...period.

The music was so loud, I couldn't even hear someone yelling in my ear. In addition, this was just too local for my tastes. We were warned that we should watch out who we look at since it may be a problem if they are a drug dealer.

I'm outa there! I got back to the Mansion at 5am.

A great night, but lack of sleep is getting to me.

Again, I will lay off the wanker talk but the attitudes of the two mansion haters is still the talk of the place.

I have had nothing but good experiences so far.

Could I do this on my own, sure. But where can I hang out with a bunch of guys on this board? I enjoy that almost (I did say almost) as much as the rest of the trip.

So, here is the score:

1. All nighter negotiated with a girl from Face Dos after she got off of work, $120,000. Full GFE.

2. 1 Hour and a beer at Loutron, $157,000. Good massage, CBJ (good but not great), very hot and pounding sex. DFK but not as deep as from Jennifer the night before.

Day 3 will have much more action, I have the lay of the land and I'll let you guys know the latest.

It's always good to hear an hombre having a fun time..

About that phrase "if it walks, talks and tastes..." There's another phrase from a movie that comes to mind..."Assuming is the mother of all fuck ups"

Hey Sniper,

Glad to hear you are having a great time. I've only been to Loutron once, but I encountered the same "issue" you did.

Although there were nowhere near 30 girls when I went (only about 12) I found myself wishing I wrote down the names of the first couple of girls that picqued my interest. I wound up choosing one of the last girls presented, only because I remembered her name. Still had a great time, however.

Enjoy your trip.

Nice report sniper, good advice on the "post work" hookup. I am looking forward to my trip to Medellin and Cartagena. No "rio" expectations, but a little adventure is always a good thing.

(although i would definitely like to hook up with that jessica from "energy" that cubanut partied with) I think WS saw her the year before at another place.

Sniper,

Nice to see you are enjoying Medellin and your experience with Medellin Mansion meets or exceeds your expectations.

I am curious about your experience at the Lejando Orientale. You mentioned your friend was able to get a price of $150K including the room. Well I never inquired about the in-house price as I always like take outs and for at least 3+ hours. So I would be very interested to see what kind of quote you get for take outs either for all night or 3 hours. I hope I was not taken for a ride as I had 2 different taxi drivers go in and they were quoted the same price as I was. As you may know I do not speak any Spanish so I can't really bargain and also I don't like hassle of bargaining. So if you go back there then please share your experience with us.

Enjoy Medellin. It is a great city, great food, and of course, great babes.

PhD

This is what we need. Live reports from the scene. "I'm Sniper, reporting live, from the scene of the action. We're standing outside a club known as Fase Dos. Gringos sometimes confuse the name with the english words FACE dos, or Two Faces. But it really means: Phase Two. This is because the owner originally owned La Isla, then opened the second club and called it Phase Two...or Fase Dos. Now that La Isla has closed and all the girls from there are here they probably should change the name to Fase Uno...but let's not REALLY confuse all the gringos. At any rate, about 30 hotties are in this club behind me ready for action. But, as our excellent street reporter Smirker already reported a few weeks ago, only one girl performs nude at a time in this club. It was so upsetting to Smirker that after two days of reporting, he left town and promised to never return. As for me...no problemo. In fact I am going back in as soon as this live shot is over and score me some hot latina pussy. Oh...excuse me, can I say pussy on TV? Oh...this is South American TV, so I guess I can.

Be sure to return tomorrow for my second live report in this series outside The Mansion as we investigate the controversy over the reports that the owners there are doing a lousy job holding the hands of inexperienced gringos. Reporting live from Fase Dos, This is Sniper, for Club Hombre TV."

Sniper,

Hopefully the boys (weather permitting) will be having a Sunday Bar-B-Que. Greg usually handles the invites and has good taste in mixing non pros and semi's together. The Barbie get off around 1 or 2pm.

As a tip, for some early action, I usually slip off to NEW LIFE which is a Casa that is open on Sundays from 10am to 6pm. I noticed it's info was not on Scooby's cheat sheet.

Get there early and the selection is about 12 girls. The selection varies from week to week so I always find it fun to go to when I'm in town.

The girls are not very experienced which for me is ideal but sometimes you find a real gem that knows how to please a man.
10 to 6pm

NEW LIFE:
Calle 56 (Bolivia) No. 43-39, entre el Palo y Giradot, 2 piso (2nd floor). tel# 216-2704

$30,000 for 30 minutes. $45,000 for 45 minutes.

If Robert or Greg take you that's fine but just give the address to a taxi driver and you will be there in ten minutes. It's outside of Poblado but in a safe area.

The driver will show you the address and it will be a light Blue Metal door. Go in the door and you will walk three paces to a gate. Ring the buzzer and they will buzz you in the first gate and then a second one. walk up the steps and the greeter (always male and very polite) will seat you and offer you some coffee or water from a bottled cooler (free) and/or ask if you want a soda or beer ($2,000 COP). After bringing your drinks he will ask if you want the girls presented. You can also skip the drinks altogether and just ask to see the girls.

The girls will come out onet a time fully clothed in regular street clothes. They will state their name and shake your hand and leave for the next girl to come out. Afterward you can select or ask for all to come out at once and then select. You can also sit back and enjoy your drink and leave. It's all up to you. No hard sell. Worth trying.

The girls give a mild relaxing massage then full service or just full service if you want. Just like Loutron and other massage houses, the mattress is on the floor. The rooms are small and some have thier own shower in what was once a closet space. Ask for one with a shower if available other wise you will have to step out to a shared bathroom.

The only bad thing about it being Sunday at New Life is that the restaurant directly below is closed. if you like New Life and return during the week be sure to try their luch specials as well as there empanadas and bolas de queso and soups and maybe some chicken or steak (ok I've got to stop myself). The food us delicious and cheap! What I like doing is going during the week right before lunch and doing a session then go downstairs for a great meal then go back up for another session.

But since it is Sunday you can knock one off then head back to the Mansion (just grab a taxi outside) and party with the babes.

On Sunday night if you decide to party with some of the pool party honeys you can head out to the only disco I know open on Sunday, Deja Vu (ask Greg or Robert for directions) or just take it easy and sip down some cocktails at Ave Maria in Parque Lleras. It will be much quieter than tonight (Saturday and I hope you check out the scene there tonight) Just make sure the girls have a photo ID with them because most places card.

If you strike out solo you can call Fernando and have him take you to Coconut Grove strip bar which was open on Sundays the last time I was there.

Of course the pool party may lead to some bedroom time and have you setlling in for the night as well. It's all up to you.


Cheers,


Cubanut

Day 3

Its 5am again and I pulled a real bonehead move. I mean I feel like shit.

Let me start with the good news, I was a little sore from a workout at the local gym. Olga, the house massuese (I can't spell at 5am) was recommended to work out the kinks.

She gave a great massage, then asked me if I wanted sex. Now Olga has a 10 body but I'd say a 5 face, she is in her mid 40's. Older than me. Actually if she got rid of the makeup, I'd say she would look better. I say, what the hell.

She proceeded to give me a deep throat BBBJ, I mean she was able to lick my balls with all of me in her mouth. Fuck!

A second time in this trip I decided to go down on her. Well I got a little toward the ahem....anal region. She was very into it. She threw me off, put a condom on me and asked me to fuck her in the ass.

Lets say that anyone staying at the mansion should add Olga to their rotation. I think she is the biggest freak I've seen in awhile and she is very good at massage and even better at sex.

No more details other than this rivaled the "Scorpion Girl" in Rio some 5 years ago. Absolutely the best time in bed that I have had in a long time.

Now to the unfortunate part of my trip.

We had a big party at Mangos. There were many non pros. I met two of them. The first was a very nice girl named Diana. She was married to a Japaneese man and living in Tokyo. Very unhappy in her marriage, with child.

She spoke perfect English. I would say under any other circumstances, I would have tried my hardest.

I happen to be going to Tokyo in September. She hands me her phone number and plants a very nice and passionate kiss on my very eager lips.

Robert saw that I was scoring and decided to invite her to the Mansion for Sunday. She was fortunately unavailable.

I say this was an unfortunate encounter because I almost contributed to the adultry of another person. Funny, I don't mind contributing to my adultry, but I really don't like the idea of trying to steal anyone from an unsuspecting man. I told her I would call her and I took her number. I threw it away later in the night. I don't want the temptation.

Now the second most difficult part of the night. I met another girl who just happen to be friends with one of Robert's girlfriends. In order to keep my mind off of the other girl, I hit on her and was successful.

We ended back at the Castillo where we went skinny dipping in the pool. I placed her on the side of the pool and pulled off her panties and ate her like she was my girlfriend. We are talking full tounge insertion.

She slid down into the pool and tried to place me inside her without a condom. I pulled away and said, no condom, no sexo.

Now the Fuck #2. She became a little emotionally attached and said that she "loved me" and asked if I loved her.

My response was "no intiende (spelling)" and I told her I was tired and needed to go to bed.

Now, at 5am, I sit here and write my experiences.

Oh, and I forgot a mid afternoon fuck with a Loutron girl named Gabriella. Same $150,000 for a massage and sex. Good but not great. Olga was much better.

I just can't bring myself to fuck a girl (without a condom) and lead her on that I am going to carry on a relationship with her. She was cute but not great, non pro was great but clearly not worth hurting someone needlessly. I knew that I didn't want anything else but a fuck, she seemed to want more.

NO DRAMA! I'm done with non-pros. She clearly misread my intentions.

Guys, I'm out talk with you tomorrow.

Club Hombre Admin, please split up this report. It would be easier to follow than this thread.

Oh, I should mention. If you are reasonably fit, non-pros are easily available at Mangos.

Honestly, it was the best time I've had in my life at a club.

Grinding girls, DFK several of them, groping their tits and as I said above, I could have scored if I didn't pull away.

I went with 10 guys, I'm listening to one being fucked as I write this message and I'd say that half of us scored or could have (in my case).

I'm going to go out on a limb here. Colombian women are better to party with than Garotas. OK, I got it off my chest.

If I had a few more Olgas here, I'd say it gives Rio a run for its money sexwise. Now I'm not stupid, most of the Paisas are not Olga. Most of the Garotas are.

What I mean about partying is simple. I've been to a few clubs in Rio, if you are a tourist, no Garota non-pro will touch you. They know you are short time and they avoid you.

Paisas are different. They are not necessarily as pationate in bed when you first encounter them. But they really warm up to you. Once they do, they really like to have fun.

I probably spent $50 at mangos on girls drinks. Thats a lot of money but a danced for almost 4 straight hours. I had the best time of any trip I have been on.

I honestly can't think of a better time I had. The excitement of fondling DFK of non-pros who didn't seem to mind.

I just look back at the posts of others and see completely different experiences. I just have to believe that they wanted it to fall into their lap. When it didn't they just threw up their hands and said fuck it, I'm going to Brazil.

Now I certainly love Brazil. I've been there many times. I think if you are timid at all, Brazil is much much better. But I believe that if you have decent social skills, you would be well served in Medellin.

I'll even take the next step, I walked home at night from the Castillo to the Mansion. Its only a few blocks but I did not feel an ounce of danger.

I've walked back from the Help in Rio and felt that I might be robbed by 10 year olds wielding knives.

Medellin is a misunderstood place. I still plan on retiring to Panama but Medellin is really looking good.

On a last note, I can't say enough good things about Greg and Robert. Sure they cater to those with no experience, but I really believe that they want you to have a good time.

I am sorry that some of the others do not feel that way. I hope my earlier post didn't put those people off. I officially apologize to Smirker and the other guy (sorry don't remember his name), but I just can't see why they had a bad time.

OK, now I'm done!

(Message edited by sniper on March 19, 2006)

Sniper,

What part is the bonehead move? As long as you had fun and were straight up with the girls, no harm done.

You wrote:
I probably spent $50 at mangos on girls drinks. Thats a lot of money but I danced for almost 4 straight hours. I had the best time of any trip I have been on.
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I think you were saying it was alot of money for those who would think it was alot of money.

On my first time to Medellin I went to Mangos with six guys and 17 girls. Yeah 17 girls all non pros were with us dancing, grinding, drinking and eating those snacks you can order. I took a girl home that night as well. Greg put it all on his card and later we split it up evenly and it was $41usd per guy. Where I live that's two lap dances with no touching for a total time of 6 minutes.

Now I have related this to some guys and their come back was $41, wow that's nothing. But a couple of guys come back saying "That's alot of money for not getting laid".

I have found MANY guy's have the mentality that ALL money spent on a monger vacation should be spent to get pussy. I am not one of them although I can understand some have there reasons for thinking this. I enjoy having a great time with friends and loves. I have developed non-sexual relationships with Paisas and their families and friends. I do not write about our times together out here because it is not what this board is about and I don't want to bore anyone. Again I state, no sex involved.

Non pro girls are great but as you say there is the drama that sometimes comes with it. That is why, when it comes to sex, I prefer to stick with the P4P. But for hours and hours of fun and games, non pros are the bomb!

That's the Cubanut way.

I hope you enjoy the Sunday BBQ today!


Cubanut

Sniper -

Great report. Give me about 3-years and I'll be there with you setting 'em up and knocking 'em down.

Now from this string I've gathered you are a strappin lad of 6' 3"...but one could take this next statement only 2-ways.

"She proceeded to give me a deep throat BBBJ, I mean she was able to lick my balls with all of me in her mouth. Fuck!"

Either she had an incredibly big mouth and deep throat, or...ermm...just teasing you buddy.

And hey, there is nothing wrong calling a fellow hombre a "wanker"...I'm a wanker, you're a wanker, we're all wankers when were not down-range burried in pussy. And sometimes down-range there are slow days...there we can be again, busy "wanking"...so forget the political correctness...we all just need to get thicker skin.

AJ

Sniper: I know exactly how you feel about breaking the heart of a non-pro chica in Medellin. I can't stand to do that either. In one of my trip reports I tell of hooking up with three non-pro Paisas I met at an outdoor concert at Parque Poblado. It was so easy to strike up a conversation. Within minutes they were dancing with me...rubbing their bodies all over me, and one of them was offering DFK right there in the park. I then took them to dinner and exchanged numbers and e-mails. Problem is, this is a sweet girl looking for a long term relationship. I am a short time guy looking to bang as many as I can in a few days. I just have a hard time taking her to the next level...and then dumping her. There are several non pros in Medellin like that. They would love to make it a real deal...but I just can't risk the drama and heart break I know would follow.

You had a great time but did the right thing. It is one of the special things about Medellin that a lot of mongers miss. Glad you discovered it on your first time down. Just don't tell anybody else. If the gringos knew how easy it was to pick up chicks....I mean really hot smokin babes....they would all be down there and ruin it for everybody. Whatever you do, do not post about it here. Ooooops. You already did.

radio

Cubanut, The bonehead move in my opinion was that I let her believe that I wanted to see her again.

I'm eating her pussy, which I don't think she let many guys do. I saw the disappointment in her face when she realized I only wanted a piece of ass.

I had to stop, I may monger but I like to believe that non-pros deserve a bit better consideration.

I think she probably felt like she was used. I just don't think that is cool.

This is one of the few times that I have seen guys here be honest about non-pros. Don't do it. From the practical point, you need neither the drama nor the complexity.

From the standpoint of integrity, you are lying, either in fact or by omission. You are hurting someone. You are contributing to the level of mistrust in the world. All bad Karma.

I am one of the biggest GFE addicts on the board but I have come to realize that GFE with pros is hard enough. With non-pros, it is just a bad place to go if you are not ready to follow through.

There is no such thing as a semi. Only a pro that is lying to you AND herself. If she takes money or gifts, she is on the program. There is nothing wrong with being on the program. Everybody needs to work. Sex is good. I want sex with lots of girls. Girls that will trade sex with me for other considerations are pretty damn cool. If they actually enjoy being with me and like the sex is just an unexpected but greatly desired bonus. I fall in love with them.

I have a defective relationship gene. I'm just too self absorbed to be able to make a relatioship work. Praise the fuckin lord for P4P

Treat the Girls all with the respect that all people deserve and have fun.

Radio,

I do think this has been a great trip. Sure, the sex has not always measured up to Rio, but its close enough.

More importantly , I'm having a much better time than a Rio trip.

I also wanted to comment on a mid day party they had here. There were about 5 girls, I was a bit ready from my change of heart last night.

I picked a girl with a great body but about a 5 on the looks department. I mean, really not attractive.

I don't think this girl didn't shower in a week. I almost gagged it was that bad.

We are going to a club tonight with a group of girls. A mix of non pros and pros. I'm not even going to look at a non-pro.

Glad you're enjoying yourself Sniper. Keep up the good work. Tell us what you think of El Pablado when you get a chance.

IR
PS
Hello fellow wankers. My name is IrishRover, and I'm a Pervert.

Cubanut said:

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quote:

Non pro girls are great but as you say there is the drama that sometimes comes with it. That is why, when it comes to sex, I prefer to stick with the P4P. But for hours and hours of fun and games, non pros are the bomb!

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DAY 4

We had the Sunday pool party today. Some talent showed up but there are these guys from Sweden here that are full on cock blocks.

I made a date with Jennifer for Sunday when I first arrived. On Friday, this Swede takes her and decides to make her his girlfriend for the week. Great, there goes my Sunday plan.

His buddy then jumps from girl to girl dominating their time. When you move on to the next, he is soon to follow.

Then, if that isn't enough, he doesn't take the hot one but he makes a date with her later. But since he has monopolized all her time, she doesn't have time for anyone else.

What the fuck!?

I needed to get laid, so I took the ugly sister I spoke about above. Mind you, I've had some really good experiences here. This wasn't one of them. Her pussy was rank, I mean really bad. I did get a reasonable BBBJ, I probably should have just let her finish.

I literally disinfected my cock after fucking her. Yech!

So now we all go as a group (less the girl I fucked) to this traditional Colombian bar. Interesting experience but not condusive to P4P.

Monday is a Colombian holiday. Great, that leaves Tuesday to be a very busy day.

I plan to make Tuesday a full fuck day.

For those not familiar with the concept, a Full Fuck Day is when you go from Massage Parlor to Massage Parlor until your money runs out. You fuck at every place, you are completly drained.

That leaves you with all of your Pesos spent (no need to exchange back to USD) and completely fucked out.

We will then follow up with partying till 5am, a quick shower, then off to the airport.

Very nice end to my trip.

Sniper,

Should have taken my Sunday pre-party advise and visited New Life. It would have taken the edge off your craving later on and you could have skipped the Ugly sister and the stank. Please advise Robert and Greg not to invite her to future gatherings. Not because she is ugly but for her lack of hygiene.

I wish you a good last day & night's Fuck Day and if you find some late night time on your hands you can always head out to Mayorista for some late night tidbits that won't smell bad.


Cheers


Cubanut

Sniper, thanks for the reporting. I will find out for myself how good the hosts are at Medellin Mansion, it sounds like they really help you have a great time.

Also, I appreciate that you share your morality with us, and have elicited some supportive comments. There are too few Snipers and Smitophers out there. I have been reading another trip report where a monger describes how his selfish horny greed badly hurt a sweet girl, and maybe RUINED another's marriage at the same time. What's worse, he gets positive feedback for his excruciatingly detailed reporting on the drama and emotional pain he puts himself and others through, time after time.

So, I am really glad to see a good explanation of "how to behave honorably while mongering" posted here, since some will take guidance from this. Unfortunately, selfish, inconsiderate behavior by one gringo/farang can poison the well for those of us who follow.

I think some of those on this and other boards are a bit socially backwards.

They forget how to act because they are accompanied by great looking girls.

I have the girls expression burned into my mind. I will never do that again. Hookers do this for money and are used to the "I love you talk", these other girls believe that Gringos are different from Colombian men, so they don't expect that they are being taken advantage of. I just don't do it.

Today is a holiday and I just confirmed Olga for 2 hours. Skip the massage, right to the sex.

I told my travel buddy that I want to be drained of all protein in my body for dinner tonight.

I'll post later this evening.

Also, watch for my conclusions posting where I post all the positives and negatives for the trip. I'll be posting that tomorrow evening!

Hunterman...it was pretty obvious that your post was directed at my most recent trip report and I can clearly understand your position.

However...I believe we all make mistakes and I clearly saw the error in my ways related to the sweet girl you indicated that I hurt.

If by chance you read the remainder of the report...you will realize I was devasted by my actions and after a couple days of begging this girl for my forgiveness...I spent my last two days with her in LOS, laid all my cards on the table and pretty much gained her respect back.

In the end, we pretty much agreed to be good friends and I just recently replied to one of her emails and promised to call her in the near future.

As far as the marriage you believed I ruined...Well...that's another story! I really hate to put this guy's business out on the street....but it was a lot more to this story that I chose not to discuss in my report, but maybe I should have. If you only knew how this guy was treating this former BG...you will realize I did no harm!

For starters...this was not your typical, I'm in love, faithful marriage! What she did with me....is nothing compared to how she is treated by him. Trust me on this!

Hunterman...if I falsely accused you, I apologize. But I felt compelled to respond to your strong remarks.

Sorry for the interruption on your thread Sniper.

Priew

Sniper:

The cockblock story rings true, we had a guy who we met in Thailand who did the same thing, would try to take the girl you liked or insert himself in conversations and create problems when we were trying to barfine girls. We called him on it, then it didn't change and we just didn't invite him out with us. That kind of bullshit doesn't fly.

There are way too many working girls out there for there to be any reason to fight over one. It's always strange when you see it but it does seem to happen from time to time. Almost everyone has a favorita or two, and I make it a point to not session with the active fav of any of my friends - at least the favs that I know about. Even though technically, if she's working, she's fair game.

Guys just blocking to be assholes, there's just no excuse for that. I simply don't see the point. If you want the girl and so does someone else at the table, you can do one of two things. One, be the first to grab her. Easy enough. The second way, for the more gracious monger, is to ask the second guy if he wants her and then give a small amount of time for him to make a move. Again, easy enough. If the second guy isn't willing to pony up the cash, tough shit, he's out of luck. If he says anything about it, just don't hang with the guy again.

Rover: "A retarded dog."
Irish Rover: "A drunk retarded dog."

'nuff said.

LAGuy
Surely ya were born on the Blarney Stone for tellin' fables such as that, laddie.

For havin yer way with an Irishman on this most sacred of all weekends, I toast ya with this:

"May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope. "

And to the rest of you fine Hombres, I say

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: may they never meet!"

If anyone is looking for me, I'll be sleeping it off 'neath the steps of the house of illrepute

Quote from Smitopher
"If she takes money or gifts, she is on the program. There is nothing wrong with being on the program. Everybody needs to work. Sex is good. I want sex with lots of girls. Girls that will trade sex with me for other considerations are pretty damn cool"

The way I see it is....we don't pay for sex. We pay for them to leave the room when we are done!

Quote from Cazadorez
The way I see it is....we don't pay for sex. We pay for them to leave the room when we are done!

Am I the only one sick of this quote? Somehow I don't think the working girls operate with the rule, "Gosh if he hadn't paid me, I would have gladly stuck around and screwed him silly for the rest of his holiday." Not to let the air out of all of God's gift to hookers' baloons but I am pretty sure that most of the girls feel they are getting money to provide sex rather than as a payment to leave.

Sure the often quoted expression of paying the girl to leave is partially true. But I would say that I am pretty much paying to have sex with hot girls. However, I did pay a shit load of money for my ex-wife to leave the room.

DAY 5

As I said earlier, Monday was a holiday in Colombia. Many of the girls were not around.

With the Cockblockers gone, I had the Mansion call up Olga for me. I told her I wanted 3 hours. I knew she wouldn't have been stolen.

Who knew that we would get a massive rainstorm that would delay Olga (who rides a motorcycle) for an hour. I had to cut my session down to two hours because I would want dinner at some point.

Now I have routinely bragged about my ability to fuck 3 times in an hour if I wanted to. However I wanted this to be memorable, I took 100mg of vitamin V.

Now I could give you all of the gory details...so I will.

Sex with this woman is absolutely the best. Rim jobs...no problem. Dirty Trombone...no problem, BBBJ....no problem, DATY& DFK...no problem, swallowing...loves it, Anal...can't get enough.

Just to give you a better description of her from earlier, she is about 5'6", absolutely no body fat...NONE, huge DD fake tits that were well done (no visable scars), shaved pussy, golden brown skin, big lips, perfect teeth, nice green eyes, and long blonde hair. She is 38 years old, just one year younger than me.

It took a lot of control, but I basically we fucked for 2 hours...literally. Definitely in the top 10 sessions I have had in my mongering life.

Judging from the passion she was showing, I think she enjoyed it as much as I did.

Unbelievable experience.

Perhaps there's truth to the assertion that women are at their sexual peak at that age!

I have a Paisa novia who is 39. She almost always initaites the sex since she seems to want more than I do. Every session starts with a 30-minute blow job. She loves anal and CIM. She can cum while sucking my dick. I can make her cum anytime I want to by roughly mauling her tits.

And she has the maturity to be a good companion when we are not in bed.

Too bad I'm such a pig when it comes to the hot, young ones.

Sniper,

You wrote (when speaking of Olga).
"Now I could give you all of the gory details...so I will."
END

(In a manly voice) "I LOVE YOU, MAN" is all I can say.

Well, that and how much was the 2 hours with Ogla since it did not include the massage? Would 3 hours have been more with or without the massage. I guess I really should know this but when I was last there I saw Olga only twice and each time it was to give someone else a massage. She was probaly a 10 1/2 when she was 19. It's too bad Latin women show facial age rapidly after 30. I found this to be especially true in Cuba. It was amazing how many girls were out of the game on average after age 23-25. Maybe I was just jaded by the constant turnover of young beauties that just never stopped emerging each trip there.

The last three times in Rio, I have seen this older women at the Teracco in front of the disco HELP. She sometimes gets picked up by older gents but I met this one lad who told me he was curious and had recently took her for a short time and she rocked his world like no young broad had in a while. So I'm thinking maybe it's time for Cubanut to set youth to the side for a taste of some experience. I only wonder if you guys will appreciate the photo work as much

Cheers,


Cubanut

Hi sniper

Great report. I hope that you realise that your unfortunate experience is some wanker’s wet dream.

As for your Pro vs. Non-Pro debate I would like to remind you of an old mongering truism “I don’t pay for sex, I pay for the right to choose who to fuck, when to fuck and the pleasure of walking away after a fuck”. Non-pros can be more expensive emotionally and more costly when it comes to time and effort for less reward then a pro. Your on holiday enjoy it.

FINAL NIGHT & CONCLUSION

I didn't plan to spend my last night with Olga, how ever it just happened.

She showed up at the Mansion around 6pm as a safety net for me if I didn't like the girls at Loutron or any of the other places.

I told you earlier that I think she would be much better looking if she wore less makeup. So this time we took a shower together and I took it off for her.

She was MUCH MUCH better with out the makeup. Her lips are smaller than what she leads on. Without as much makeup, I would upgrade her looks to possibly a high 7.

So we sessioned for 2 hours than I invited her to dinner with everyone.

I don't think she does that often. She's well liked but I think given her age, she is overlooked as a possible party partner. She usually gives a good massage, then her signature blow job then goes.

To cut to the chase, she did not charge me anything for our last sessions. She even brought toys with her and completely opened up. She stayed with me almost until I flew out the next morning, all for no charge.

She even offered to take time off to stay with me when I return.

I actually am kind of sad that I won't see her for awhile. She's fun, nice, true GFE. She rocks in bed, no doubt.

I'm now sitting in my office in San Jose California, depressed.

The trip was fantastic, Mansion and all.

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Sniper, excellent series of reports. Olga is definitely on my list of things to do when in MDE again.
I personally enjoyed my two stays at the mansion, didn't do the night out with Greg and Robert as I had amigos with me first trip and a amiga the second trip. I can see where going to Mangos with those guys could be a plus.
Back to the Mansion, I don't need my hand held, but I do enjoy the camaraderie of chatting with other mongers. I learn a lot as soon as you figure how much bull shit to filter out.
I hope to meet Radioman during my bachelor party as I can think of no one that knows the Sg's better and I havn't sampled that yet. Saw several hotties brought back by some guys last two trips, so I know there are some nice ones out there.
I can certainly sympathize with you returning home after a trip like that. Great job.
Sparky

Olga is my girlfriend (wink wink) don't touch her!!

Actually a different time, different circumstanses, I would probably make her my novia. She was a lot of fun.

Sparky says: " I hope to meet Radioman during my bachelor party as I can think of no one that knows the Sg's better and I havn't sampled that yet."

Just because Smirker reported that our mutual novia Ana Maria had put on 15 pounds, that is no reason to bail on her. I talked to her today about you and I can sense she still cares for you. But maybe it is because she still wants that IPOD.

As for the street girls, not sure why you would want to wander the streets at night with me, searching for chica good bar. Latina hotties, standing in a row, in mini-skirts and halter tops, licking their lip gloss, smacking their gum, and begging you to take them up and fuck em for 20 bucks? Naw, can't imagine why you would ever think about doing that.

When is your batchelor party, oh horny one?

radio

Sniper: I really loved your series of reports and the "you are there" feel to them all. I am a bit disappointed you got caught up in this Olga stuff. I understand why you did her at first, but then you just kept doing her. I realize she knows her shit, but there were so many other chicas you left heart broken by falling for Olga's charms.

Still...glad to know you had a blast. Thanks for the honesty and the detail. But what in the hell is a dirty trombone?

Sniper,

Alot of guys might ask why you spent so much time with Olga but not me. I know when you like a girl and she likes you then things click. That's GFE!

Take this Paisa for instance. I met her twice and took her out once but I had a girl at the time with me as well. I really like her style and she's alot of fun to be with. And she's HOT! I'm planning on having her spend some quality time with me very very soon.

As a matter of fact, I like her so much, I'm seriously think of popping the big question: "So, baby, what's your last name?"

Photo: Hot Paisa

Cheers,

Cubanut

Olga's hummers are world class, however I now regret cumming in her mouth. Sounds like I missed a great time in the other two holes!

Great report. Thanks for taking the time to post

CN,
DON"T DO IT!!!!

Im heading down in April where can I find Olga & the girl in cubanuts Pic.

I actually ate lunch with the girl in the picture and her sister.

I was led to believe she was a non-pro by the guy she was with.

Wow, this is funny.

As far as Olga goes, I just had a real good time with her. Although, remember I did manage to hook up with 5 pros and 1 non pro during the 6 days I was there. Not bad.

Great report. Glad to see us horney guys have a bit of morality too

So there it was, Friday night and I'm on a date here in the USA. Dinner then a late movie.

She's a 5 on the Medellin scale and she keeps blabbing on and on about nothing. At least when the movie starts, I don't have to listen to her mouth.

The date ends with shitty sex. 30 second blow job, her on top for a few minutes...she cums, flip her over...a few more, I cum. Wash off and go to sleep. Fuck.

I can't take it anymore. I am done. I find myself severely depressed because I am no longer in paradise. This happens every trip, no matter where I go.

I go into work on the weekends to get away from it all...great work is now my vacation.

Sniper: I solved some of that post trip blues when I bought my babes cell phones in Colombia and Costa Rica. I now have three or four babes I talked to almost daily. It holds depression at bay, and works wonders with my spanish. When you can't show hand signs and you must talk to a chica completely in spanish for 15 minutes or more, it really ramps up the learning curve. See, you could be talking to Olga right now, and she could be giving you a dirty trombone on the phone.

radio

I'm going back in June to look at Condos to buy. I think I need to accelerate my plans to move.

nice report. although i'm guilty of staying with one partner well past it's prime, i gotta agree with rm and say there is so much more out there. sounds like you had a blast so that's what matters the most.

btw, what is a dirty trombone?

I was actually kidding about that. But a dirty trombone is when a girl licks your ass while jerking you off.

Also called a "Rusty Trombone".

As far as staying with one girl, I actually did quite a few others. But I got a great vibe from Olga. I just didn't want to ignore it.

Now when I go back in June, I will probably see her but I will try to explore a few more girls.

Some have asked me why I didn't go after Anna Maria.

One of the things that I really look for is cleanliness. I only have a few ways I can do this without standing next to them and sniff them. I look at their hands/feet/hair and see if it looks dirty.

If any of those areas look dirty, then I expect the rest of them is also.

Her hands looked like she was digging in dirt. It just creeped me out. She also had the same clothes on everytime I saw her.

Two strikes against her. I couldn't go for it.

I liked how she looked, she's taller than I expected. Which I like. But she just didn't make the cut.

Now why I didn't see something in the stinky girl I mentioned earlier, I don't know. But I will tell you this, I won't fall for that again!

Sniper

Great daily reports. I followed your adventures before making trips to Panama. I have been there three times now with a fourth return planned. I have fallen heavily for the Colombianas. So a Medllin trip is in the works for the fall.

Thanks for the info on things to do around the Mansion.

Now you did it. You have to go attacking my novia Ana Maria. First smirker calls her fat, now you call her dirty. Not sure why her fingers looked like she was "digging in dirt." Maybe she had been giving somebody a dirty trombone. But just so there is no misunderstanding, I have been with Ana countless times and have never found her unclean. I should know. I have taken countless showers with her and have lots of pictures to prove it.

One more, Ana Maria and Daniela, shortly after they were seen digging in dirt. (This was just before I taught them to perform a dirty tuba) Notice Ana has on the same clothes in both pictures!

Here Ana attempts to clean off those dirty fingers after digging in dirt...at least I think it was dirt.

the 2nd to last picture is the best one i've seen of her on this site. she looks very scrumptous there where in other pics i've seem in the past, i honestly didn't find her all that attractive. nice camera work!

RM
Too funny man!!! I will vouch for Anna Marie's cleansliness. She was always clean when I saw her. About the clothes, hmmmm Radiomans western union check must have bounced.
She is a sweetie!!! 22 days to Paisa time!!!!!
Sparky

I know, she actually is better looking in person. I have to give her a try when I go back in June.

If Radioman vouches for her, I trust him.

Maybe you should set the Sandman up in your room to take pictures....afterall, he is a professional jejeje

Been here in Medellin for about 9 days and I am exhausted. About Loutrons, went there after 2 pm as that is when it is supposed to be best as all the university girls come in between 1 and 2 pm. There were about a half dozen girls only. 3 cuties and 3 not so cute. Lucky 3 of us got there before the rest of the pack from the Mansion came up about 10 minutes later. For them it would have been worse as they got to select from 3 uggos'