A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To a Non-Pro-You Figure it Out?

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By Sandman on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 08:45 am:  Edit

Fast forward to month two;

My lessons are going well and we have visited many parks, ridden the metro, the cable car and even went to the University of Antioquia for a day. WOW-Talk about eye candy? I didn’t want to leave so we hung out, had lunch, watched the girls swimming and sunning by the pool, walked the campus grounds, made stops for coffee when we saw a group of gorgeous girls, chatted with many of them and tried like hell for phone numbers. Only two gave them up. Almost all the rest of the real babes had BF’s or turned out to be a little ID challenged. One blew me off when I called but the other quickly agreed to meet me in Parke Lleras the next afternoon for a drink.

We met and drinks turned into dinner which then turned into dancing at a local disco, followed by a late night stroll through the park where we started. We would hold hands, she would put her arm in mine, would lean up against me when we stopped at a jewelry or clothing store to window shop and we made a date to go to Uni-Centro mall the next day so she could do some Christmas shopping. We met at the agreed upon place and strolled the mall. There was an orchestra there playing Chistmas and latin music and we sat and listened for about an hour. We left and went to a park, had a picnic in the grass and dipped our feet in a nearby wading pool. This was all kinda nice and fun. No pressure on her and I was beginning to enjoy her company.

We agreed to go to a movie the next day and she met me at Oviedo Mall. The movie wasn’t great but having her cuddled up next to me with her head on my shoulder was. We walked the mall, had ice cream in the food court and people watched for an hour or more. Even though she spoke no English my limited Spanish was paying off. We missed a few things but most of it was getting through.

I asked if she would like to go to Mangos that night and she squealed with delight. She lived here and had only been once with an old BF. We kissed lightly and she hugged me closely for a sufficient time to make it more than friendly. I am thinking to myself that I am going to get lucky tonight.

We met close to my Apartment and went to Mangos at around 10:00. This place does not even get started till 11:00 or so but we got a good table and ordered drinks. She had coke and I had rum and coke (BTW-Mangos drinks are expensive as hell. Better off buying a small bottle than individual drinks). She loved the dancers and watching people. She even saw a couple of her girl friends from school, invited them to join us (and they helped themselves to our rum…he he). We danced a lot, they talked a lot, pointed at girls clothes and her friends pointed out a couple of guys they liked. It was getting late so I suggested we leave and go someplace.

She asked where I wanted to go and I suggested a motel. The look on her face was priceless. Total shock! Mouth open so wide you could have driven a semi through it. She started stammering in Spanish which I did not understand until she got to the word, “virgin”. Here I was with a 19 year old Colombian virgin thinking I am going to get laid…he he. Jokes on me! Then she shocked me. She said if I would meet her family the next day, she would go to a motel with me that night. Now, I started stammering and you probably could have driven that same semi through my wide open mouth. How the fuck was I going to get out of this mess was all I could think about?

Honesty=best policy? Well, when all else fails???? I told her I would only be here a short time and would not be back for some time to come. I also told her I was not interested in getting married and was wayyyyyy to old for her anyway. Shock number 2. She said she didn’t care about the age difference, knew I wasn’t a local and wouldn’t be around much, wanted to lose her virginity but only with someone she really felt close to!!!! She said she hated the local Colombian guys and that none of them were gentlemen and all they cared about was drinking, drugs and sex. Toto, we are not in Kansas anymore!

My last virgin was in college, way too many years ago and the thought of deflowering this hottie was making my loins growl. “But, why meet the family”, I finally asked. Shock number 3: She wanted to introduce the man that was going to take her virginity before it happened.

WHHHHAAAT???? No fucking way was I going to go to this girls house and meet her family under the auspices of taking her virginity. Well, it became a Mexican standoff. Meet the family or don’t get laid. As much as I wanted to do her, I just didn’t have the balls to stare at her mother thinking, “I am here to meet you so I can go fuck your virgin daughter” and her mother knowing it.

We saw each other a couple more times but the frequency was beginning to wear down rapidly. She kept offering it up but only on her terms. She would plant a breast up against my arm or rub her hips into my groin when we hugged and kissed. I almost caved one night when we were both a little tipsy and she was being real sexy with me.

I asked my teacher if this was some kind of Colombian cultural thing and he said he had never heard of it. I asked others as well and got the same replies. None of them could believe she was asking me to meet her mom so her mom would know who took her virginity. I am leaving in two days and will see her one more time to see if I can seal the deal without meeting her requirements. (If anyone has any idea about this behavior or any cultural history about it, please let me know. I am curious as hell). It never happened but we did agree to meet up again when I returned.

Anyway, day and nights ran together during month two. Hit all the casas, clubs, and street girl venues. Had more than my fair share of action at the mansion, visited all the malls, went to many great restaurants, saw fashion shows in Parke Lleras, got to know my way around town well enough to start giving taxis directions and am conversing at about a 3 year old level Spanish.

My good buddy Don Gringo even made a surprise visit for a couple of days. The lad has not changed much when he gets around Latin pussy.

I will return to Medellin. I like it here.

Sandman

By Hemp on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 12:20 pm:  Edit

Hell Sandman if she was that hot I would have taken 3 minutes to meet her mom and say hello and goodbye real fast and head straight to the Motel. You are smooth enough to pull that off, now you'll never know and that would really bug me. - See ya soon - Hemp

ps - Good to seemy friend Don Gringo back in the game.

By Whitty on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 01:30 pm:  Edit

Those eight years of spanish class are a good thing, I just need to keep working on the "eo falo portugese".

I agree with the Hemp man, go see MAMA!!

By Concarne on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

Weird...I would NEVER expect a latino woman to introduce a deflowerer to her mom...unless he was going to be a bf for a while and even then she would still remain a "virgin"

By Sweetmesquite on Saturday, March 18, 2006 - 07:15 pm:  Edit

SM was probably worried he was older than her parents which is probably true. a perfect example of wasting a lot and $. i love P4P [and sandman]. see you soon my friend in rio.

By Sandman on Sunday, March 19, 2006 - 03:45 am:  Edit

GD you sweet. How did you guess? Mom is younger than me. CYA soon in Rio.

Witty-Eu falo portugues (no "e" on the end in Br. but keep at it).

CC-she must have had something like that as an ulterior motive even though she knew I was leaving. Who knows what goes on in the minds of these chicas.

Hempster-I still may have a chance to pull it off when I return.

By Concarne on Sunday, March 19, 2006 - 06:12 am:  Edit

Sandman...do it!

By Branquinho on Sunday, March 19, 2006 - 11:02 am:  Edit

Actually, it's "falo portuguęs." No need for the "eu" since "falo" is the conjugation for the first person singular (present tense). A Brazilian would never say "eu falo."

By Whitty on Sunday, March 19, 2006 - 12:31 pm:  Edit

all i know is that i should of bought the cd's from Sandman when he was giving me sage advice on the beach action in Rio in front of mama's tent last year during the fourth of july.

looking forward to seeing some of you down south sooner rather than later.

By Cubanut on Sunday, March 19, 2006 - 11:04 pm:  Edit

Sweetmesquite,

I myself DO NOT think Sandman's time or money spent with/on the virgin was a waste of time & money. Oh for sure I like and prefer P4P when it comes to sex but for hours of fun in Medellin I prefer non pros even if it means no sex to be had. Doing regular friend things or even girlfriend/boyfriend things are still lots of fun in my book.

For Sandman and others who spend months in a place at a time it is of course easier to achieve. Short timers are just that, short time with the sex goggles on.

But that's just my two cents.


Cubanut

By Sweetmesquite on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 04:34 am:  Edit

CN [my friend], you forget sandman is 50+ with a college girl. obviously math was not your strongest subject. still luv you, get back to rio soon.

By Sandman on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 04:44 am:  Edit

Branq-You are right of course in everyday common conversation.

CN-Being able to stay for longer periods in various places has added a new dynamic to the hobby....both good and bad! Meeting local non-pros is fun even if you don't get laid right away but when you do,,,,,WOW!

CC-that little devil on my right shoulder is always talking to me and now he has a peanut gallery....thanks! I'll prpbably check it out when I return and go for a meeting in a public place rather than her home. It is afterall, Colombia!

By Sweetmesquite on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 05:40 am:  Edit

possibly an AA/ smokers / sex ahololics anyamous meeting?

By Sf4dfish on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 03:16 pm:  Edit

Sandman, I wouldn´t want to meet her parent´s either.

Since she was offering it to you, I would of tried another tack, "porque no probamos sexo oral entre los dos"? I do recall reading that you´re quite good at it, right?

By Priew100 on Monday, March 20, 2006 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

Damm Sandman....you really had me going, then to let me down like that! That hurts....

Nonetheless...It is these type of experiences that creates those everlasting memories that you will probably never forget. That alone....makes it worthwhile IMHO!

Awesome story.

By Alecjamer on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - 06:54 pm:  Edit

Sandman -

I have not meaningfully mongered in over 9-months!! Frickin 9-months!! I am so going nuts here!! And you felt guilty about taking her cherry???!!!

Somebody is gonna take her flower sooner or later. And likely the guy that does will never marry her. So, why feel guilty about introducing her to womanhood and a life of new pleasures that she is eventually going to find?

If you had accepted her terms to meet her mother, perhaps mommy was a real hottie too?

Yea...imagine, a session with virgin daughter while hot mommy pins her down as she motions for you to take her daughter..."now Senior Sandman!!!...do it!!...do it to my daughter...do it to her now!!"

Oh man, the memories and great story you would have for the rest of your life!!!

...Errr, wait a minute....

I'm really under a lot of stress...I need a mongering vacation...and soon.

Okay...meeting mommy before or knowlingly after taking virgin daughter's cherry might be a real ball breaker...no matter how "hot" is hot mommy. You made a good call.

But, now I'm gonna be up all night wondering how hot "hot mommy" really was. Shit.

Less than 2-weeks dude, and I'm in Panama. I really need it bad.

First thing...I'm gonna find a Colombiana and call her hot mommy.

And if she is a virgin I'll simply die.

Pray for me.

AJ

By Irishrover on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - 08:37 pm:  Edit

Alec

To know Sandman is to realize that he no longer seeks such glory, nor needs to repeat the acts of his youth.

The notches on the mans' cannon do not lie.

By Tomtom33 on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 06:14 am:  Edit

Jesus, he notches it?

By Azguy on Thursday, March 23, 2006 - 07:43 am:  Edit

Yeah, I used to do the same, but after my third notch I ran out of room. AZ

By Sandman on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 06:23 am:  Edit

I gotta tell you guys, it was so strange that all kinds of shit went through my head.

Is she setting me up for something?
Is she thinking of a longer term relationship?
Is she just wanting to show me off to her family?
Does she have a bad ass older brother or father?

After the little street altercation I had a couple of days earlier, I just wasn't sure WTF was happening. Especially, after I asked so many people about it and everyone said it was real strange.

Better part of valor; Just say no!...well, maybe later!!

And, finally; IR-I quit notching it years ago. The chicks kept asking me if I had some kinda disease or something and they kept licking it off....guess I shouldn't have used chocolate flavored markers eh?....but it works!

By Jaguar on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 07:49 pm:  Edit

Sandman,

Okay, I've read and reread your report several times only to come away totally confused. Why the fuck didn't you go meet her mother? What could possibly go wrong?

Upon reading it a fourth time, maybe you made the right choice. After all, if I think it's okay to meet her mother, it's clear that the other choice is the correct one. Is that right or am I wrong again?

Jag

By Alecjamer on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 09:31 pm:  Edit

Geez Jag -

Now you got me thinkin again?! Was the right thing to do wrong? Or would have the wrong thing been the right thing to do? I mean, in this particular case. Right?

Sandman - Chocolate penis notch marker. Cool...I just patented it...thanks a million $. If we ever meet up, my treat...beer and women!

AJ


By Alecjamer on Friday, March 24, 2006 - 09:37 pm:  Edit

Oh, don't get me wrong. The patent is not for a notch marker for a chocolate penis, but a marker that puts chocolate notches on a penis. But then again, perhaps the marker can be made out of chocolate?

Anyway Sandman, chocolate notches sound much better than just notches on your penis. And you did the right thing, again. I think?

AJ

What the hell am I drinking here?

By Sweetmesquite on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 01:51 am:  Edit

aj, he was worried papa would be taking the photos. sm is always thinking ahead

By Badseed on Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 08:54 pm:  Edit

I know I'm 5 months too late, but what a classic Sandman story! Old Man, I gotta agree with you, the whole setup sounds like a good way to get some extra bullet holes punched into your wrinkled ass. Then again, if you could "Meet the Fokkers" in a public place, at least you'd have witnesses to your getting lead poisoning.

Ever see her again? Inquiring minds want to know...

BS

(Message edited by badseed on July 27, 2006)


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