PART TWO

so to achieve this trifecta, i get in a cab and asked the dude to take me to terma l'uomo, but as my luck would have it he had no idea where the hell it is (and i didnt have the address, so i would have to leave that one for another day)... he only knew of centaurus and monte carlo... so off to MC i go... first off, there were very few guys at that time so choices were plentiful and the talent was very adequate... i settled for a morena with a really tight body and a great bunda... 23 year old lucianna... although she's rather shy, she is extremely intelligent and very educated, she gave me the impression of being the type of bunda you can take to conservative settings and would be able to go without skipping a beat (while shaking the meat) good session, although you can tell that she's reserved and doesnt go buck wild... back at the apartment i called spinster and she comes right over... i must give her credit, although i'm sure she has many 'things' to do, every time that i call her she always comes running with bells on (or in her case, hooker-heels)... so after banging her good-night, i have come full circle today and i'm ready for a good night's rest...

Photos: Lucianna 07 08

a new day and i'm glad to see that the sun is cooperating now... so i head to the beach... it's pretty packed today and there's plenty of GDP's prouncing about... by now, i have noticed (well, everybody with vision has noticed) this one blonde with an ass that is just beyond real... and well, it seems that it actually is... 3 different people (spinster, ingrid, and the chair dude) have told me that she has implants... she looks really hardcore and hangs out with these two other chicks who are pretty hot (i'm sure pretty soon they will all be inducted into the hooker hall of fame)... although she looks hardcore, she also seems pretty picky as to whom she has as clients as i have seen her turn down a couple of dudes and their pimps (you know who i mean, those chair dudes who like to think that they are in the vagina-facilitation business)... anyway, after an afternoon of ass-gawking and a good unhealthy dinner <yeah,> i head over to 4x4 again... of course, karla (turns out her working name is 'clara') tries to latch on, but the place was PACKED (i got there about 9ish) and after a little while of making
out and ass-grabbing, i diplomatically told her that i would like to see another chick tonight... she didnt have to work hard to find another client, but i had to work hard to find a replacement... with so many dudes, if you didnt grab your choice right away then you might have to wait a while for an adequate alternate to come by... after interviewing a chick that was pretty hot (regardless of being 27), i had to turn her down as she would only do pics if i opted for one of the higher-level suites... by this point my budget is doing pretty well so i could easily afford to go that route but the principle that this chick thinks she can manipulate us poor horny dudes is what turned me off... so i moved off to greener and rounder pastures... my first day at 4x4 i noticed this great looking blonde with a great bunda, short hair and gorgeous smile... i grab her now and turns to be a sexcellent choice... her skin is unbelievably soft and her smile would light up any porn-filled room... great session and one of the best blows mini-me has enjoyed... very funny girl with a great personality (wait, did i say that... i meant with a great ass)... although she says that she is 26, her body is incredibly tight and screams of sexuality... highly recommend her... well, the day certainly ended on a great note and look forward to a new bootieful day...

well, new day new bootie, that's my rio motto thus far and one that i will continue to uphold... so today after a good day at the beach (being with spinster, i havent tried my luck at any of the beach working girls), i headed to centaurus... very good crop of bunda-shakers and the place wasn’t as packed as i had expected (9ish on a friday night) so you got plenty of attention, and of course sometimes some of that attention is unwanted as you are always looking for bigger and better (and rounder) things (in case you're wondering, 'things' means bundas)... so i see lorena and i have told her that i want to do a dupla with her so today i tell her that i will be trying out the other member of the dupla alone (she wasn't happy about that, but then again i'm the cum-stomer so i hold fast)... so i try out her friend erika, a hot morena with a very pretty face by all terma standards... it was an ok session, just not my cup of tea... for those that like really sloppy blow jobs where she spits on your johnson and then the spit runs down your asscrack, then she is the girl for you... the positive spin, at least i know that i dont want her as part of the dupla and that i will have to test-bang another chick to find the unlucky last person of this seinfeld-like menage-a-trois... i had previously arranged to meet spinster at help, so after washing the spit out of my ass i head to hoe-lp... some of these chicks have great ass-ets and are prime meat... but some of these i think should definitely look for another line of work, hopefully something where they can interact with people ONLY on the telephone... in the words of a wise man (who the hell knows who): "i wouldnt bang her with your dick"... to end the day on a positive note, sex with spinster has become better and better with each passing day, and today is no exception...

Photo: Erika 09 10

quiet day today... rained for most of the morning but of course that makes for great 'fuck me' weather, so needless to say i stayed in bed with spinster quite late... then off she goes, and lorena comes over... she said she was free for about 3 hours before going to work, and asked if i want to do anything (look at the picture of her ass, what would YOU want to do???)... so after 3 very spirited hours off she goes and spinster comes over after i called her... by the way, you might be wondering about this, but i gave lorena a 'donation' before she asked, i'm sure it's quite awkard even for a working girl to initiate the 'give me money for my boceta' conversation, besides i dont want her to later on have any type of demand of me (like latching on to me every time I head to centaurus or asking me for drinks while I’m perusing the assparade), after all i am paying her for her skills and there is no further obligation (from what i gather by reading other reports, i gave her the going rate for a chick of her level for the amount of time spent)... good dinner with spinster at monchique after which we burned off some of those calories, man oh man is brazilian food fattening...

Photo: Lorena 11

after spending more time in bed than a 17 year old pothead, i finally opened the curtain and saw that it was a gorgeous, sunny day, so off i go to the beach... decided to walk to ipanema to see some of the talent there... of course, as i'm walking there it's sunny as hell but (as you guessed) within 5 minutes of finally picking a spot and getting a chair, the cloud from 'independece day' shows up and for the remainder of the day is cloudy and windy... oh joy... so after two cold, sunless hours at the beach i turned in... being sunday, the terma options are limited so i decided on monte carlo... so I get in a cab and right as IÕm about to tell the driver that I want to go to MC, I noticed that the driver is a chick (what the hooker hell is going on)É so now I’m embarrassed about asking an ugly chick to take me a terma so luckily for me, I know that it’s the street after siquiera campos so I tell her to drop me off there… at the boite, it was only a few guys and some decent-looking girls but nobody that really stood out... by the way, this place is freaking expensive (both times total has been over R$260 and that is only with a couple of drinks… not as expensive as centaurus but after going to 4x4 I had assumed they would all be in the same range)... anyway, today's dish was kelly, a very tall morena with fake hoo-hoos... very nice face, she immediately reminded of a hot slutty version of actress Selma Blair (you might have to google her, she's not famous)... anyway, in the boite she said that pictures were not a problem at all but only of her back... well, let me tell you getting pictures from this chick is like trying to get the nuclear codes from the pentagon... she was a REAL pain in the ass about it, had me delete a couple of them because her bracelet (yes, her freaking, stupid bracelet) was showing... oh joy... also, word to the wise: those that enjoy some backdoor stabbing might want to look elsewhere... other than that, her blowjob skills are very energetic and her riding skills should earn her a spot at the belmont (i'll call it, 'the buttmont')... on the upside of things, i went back to the boite and started talking to this really cute 20 year old (who looks really hot in a slutty babysitter kind of way)... IF (and that's a big if) i go back to MC i will definitely look for her... after dinner with spinster and her eye looking like she got in a fight with mike tyson (no idea why her eye was so freaking swollen), she goes to her place and after a nap i head to Help... sunday night and being an overcast day, it is not hopping as the last time i was there but there were a few girls... so i see the two super-hoes from the beach and i almost pissed myself when the brunette tells me that she wants R$300 an hour (yeah... 'gone in 60 seconds'), i attempted my meek negotiating skills to no avail... although they both had lines of guys trying to talk to them, i saw that they had no takers (if anybody has given them a test drive, please report)... so 3am-ish the girls get a lot more aggressive (alot!!!) and the few remaining hot chicks are working hard to be gainfully employed... so i have my eye on this young girl (21 year old blonde with fake juggs and yeah, these puppies are every bit as fake as every guy's line, "i wont think different of you if you swallow") and i closed the deal at R$250 for all night... but this chick is such a total nutcase, i think i rather slide my manmeat into a garbage disposal than to spend another minute with her... first of all, she just wouldnt shut up... she talked about anything from how expensive her hooker shoes are, to how she is going to be a lawyer, to how blah blah blah (by this point, i tuned her out)... she wont allow pictures (which before she had hesitated to a compromise), she wont allow backdoor slamming, and much to my chagrin, she wont slurp the juice dispenser without a cover... i definitely should have been more thorough on my interview (definitely showing my newbieness), and i definitely paid for my mistake (a not so expensive lesson, and one that could have/should have been avoided)... on another note, at Help i ran into a jerkoff italian... he claimed that i spill his drink in his only shirt and that now he wouldn’t have anything to wear to the beach the next day (yeah, i was heartbroken about that too)... so if you see a tall (probably 6'4) lanky italian who wears a golf shirt and sunglasses to help and dances as though he’s suffering from a seizure, kick him in the nuts for me... he definitely wins the rio 'dickwad of the month' competition...

Photos: Kelly 12 13

today with spinster eye about to fall off, she goes to the doctor and i head to the beach (yeah aint life a beach)... the nicer the day, the nicer the bundas... mini-me was getting pretty enthusiastic and i go off to centaurus... it was pretty empty and lorena was looking to latch on another session under her hooker-belt, but i turned her down as i want different trim... the chick that i really wanted to talk to is rafaela, a girl with a gorgeous face (not just for a brassilera but a i mean a GORGEOUS face)... with no Rafaela in sight, i see maritza, a very young-looking GDP that i had seen at help the night before... at first i had my hesitations because she doesnt have the most boner-catching body at centaurus, but like rafaela she also has a gorgeous face and turned out to have good chemistry with her... great session, very soft tight body and skills that are hard to believe at 19 years old... sexcellent choice, i give her the 'suck of the month' award... the only issue that i have is that with passing time, she will certainly become one of the hardcore GDP's on the circuit, the few english words that she knows are 'i want suck u dick' and 'four hundred' (which after talking to her, is how much she asks for 2 hours when she's working at Help... in my humble opinion, she might be worth it but thatÕs only after comparing her to my Help fiasco)... you will have to talk her into the whole picture thing as she's pretty weary about it, said some 'cocksucka american' (where is she learning her english, geez) posted pictures of her (face and all) on the internet and critiqued her... i havent seen those pictures or read the report, but i would have to differ in opinion with that report as so far i would put her in my bunda hall of fame (but then again, my list is short)... oh, and yes, her perky chachas are real and very tasty... for those that are up to a challenge, you might want to try to get her and her sister to do a dupla (she said her sister works at monte carlo, a petite little thing going by the name of luanna)...

Photos: Maritza 14 15

well, day to play tourist... decided on a plan, first head to sugar loaf then to corcovado... well, as further proof of my bad luck, once i got to sugar loaf and decided to take some pictures (well, after all, i have to take SOME proof to my family that i partake in SOME family-oriented activities) the camera gives me the 'your battery is dying, dickwad' sign... i mean, what the hell, right before i left i put a new battery right off the charger... sugar loaf is great, although the day was a bit cloudy so now with the whole dead battery situation, i decided to postpone the corcovado ride for another day (and next time, i will take TWO battery packs)... so anyway, have lunch with spinster and then walked to siquiera campos to see where the hell l'uomo is (of the 3 cab drivers i asked, none of them knew but all offered to take me to centaurus instead)... found it without asking anybody (hell, i cant even find my own house without getting written directions) and it was a moment of self-congratulations... as a reward, i decided to come back later (it was still closed, too early)... so took a nap to get the necessary energy to perform with the lucky 'garota of the day'... so got there at a good time (5ish, before the crowd got there) and the choices were plenty although most were the same type of girl (slender, long-legged, model-type... none super-bunda, or plen-tit-iful, or even dark-skinned morena)... so after deciding on this model-ish loira, adrianna who is 25, we made out for a while before heading to the cabine... first impression, i have a closet bigger than this 'cabine' (more like cabinet), so we start right away and this girl is a bit too professional for my taste... also, must note that as i'm on top of her, two very distinct possibilities crossed my mind:

Photos: Adrianna 16 17

Photos: Luanna 18 19

a- i need a much bigger dick (thank God i get all those emails on my spam telling me how i can 'change that needle into a watermelon-sized monster')

b- this girl has seen more traffic than the lincoln tunnel (hell, i wasnt even sure if i was inside… did I miss the toll booth???)

so to stay in my state of denial, i'll go with option b... she's by far one of the hottest chicks in there (at least in my taste) and although she seems great at her job, i just have no interest in doing a repeat sexssion... on another subject, i find the layout of this terma to be the most ergonomic, and the setup to be the most user-friendly... ok, now that i got my report for 'architecture digest', lets move on...

I am almost positive that the blond with the out of this world booty is Xaine (Pronouced "Shy-Ann-Knee") She has butt implants that make he ass look like it defys gravity. Great skills and she is not afraid of the camera:-)

She has 2 buddies that she is with, 24/7. One is her sister Simone and the other is Gabby. Gabby is on the board under Priews Trip Report. Both ask for 300R for 1 hour, they both have sugar daddies, so they can afford to stick to those outrageous prices.

you should learn to get to centro termas before 5 pm.

yeah, you're right... i spoke to the sister, simone... anybody have any recent pictures of xaine or simone???

and my first trip to 4x4 was before 4pm

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Brassilero-

Nice Report.

CB

Brasilero,

You definitely have good taste in bundas. your selection is the best I've seen here. turns out that other pic of Lorena was yours. so i was right. bunda id confirmed. good show. nice report.

A couple of amendments to make... the chick from 4x4 (short-haired blonde... 26 years old which in hooker years is about 40) is cris... she doesnt 'work' outside of the terma but if you're cool with her she might agree to go out with you, YMMV... And the pics posted of Luanna are not of Maritza's sister (rather they are of the braces-wearing, big-tittied centaurus chick which is mentioned in the next part of the report)... Sorry about that... my horny hands type faster than my mind can put two thoughts together...

Brassilero dude, you take these reports to another level. Other than the great selection of "bundas" I enjoyed them for the literary aspect and wittiness all that more.