PART THREE

had a great night with spinster, very long and sweaty (3 loads deposited and very few hours of sleep later, i felt sexhausted)... so i go to the beach and (surprise, surprise) there is absolutely no freaking sun whatsoever... there is only a couple of girls working the tourists, so after 3 hours napping under a sunless sky, i head to centaurus... i had my heart (well, actually my dick) set on grabbing rafaela... i waited for a while but since i didnt see her (turned out to be her night off), i had to look elsewhere... there is a really promising selma hayek-look alike but although she's only 20 years old, she just seemed a little too hurried to close the deal so i passed (and she also wont do any pics at all), so after much deliberation i settled on a 21 year old big-tittied, light skinned brassilera wearing braces... if you ever had a fantasy about banging your well-endowed teenage neighbor, this chick will definitely fit the bill... she has more of an american-type of body (big cans, average ass) and wont suck without a rubber so keep that in mind if you want to giver her a swirl... but other than that, her getting-to-know-you ability is above average and isnt representative of her young age... she's a bit weary about taking pictures, so you might have to talk her into it... back at the apartment, i swear that spinster is really taking all the protein out of me, never have i met a girl with such a horny appetite and her talent is unbelievable (oh, did i mention her body is as tight as a new drum)...

Photos: Spinster 20 21 22

new day and i head to corcovado with spinster to play tourist... this time i took two batteries (lucky because the first one was acting up again) and took plenty of 'oh look at that' pictures to keep the family happy and give the illusion that i was there to enjoy all the rio sights (not talking about the carnal ones)... by now i'm a little depressed that the fuck-a-thon is winding down and i only have a couple of days left in the hoe-assis... have a really fattening lunch at monchique and then take a nap before heading to centaurus (no sun at all, so i cant go to the beach)... now i'm really hyped about banging rafaela and i know it will be great, but oh wait, it's my luck we're talking about so of course she called in sick... so now a lot of the garrotes that were working yesterday are here (plus a nice crop of chicks that had yesterday off), so now i'm kind of reluctant about to whom i will slip the sausage... i dont want to do a repeat with anybody, new trim is new trim... so after drooling over a hot 23 year old, dark-haired, light- skinned, silicone-enhanced broad, i head to the suite... although the cans on this chick are as fake as my 'i will love you even if you gained weight' line, they still felt pretty good and she's good at riding and deep-throating... i wouldnt recommend her if you're interested in talking about anything besides the beach and spongebob, lets just say she's not the brightest star in the sky...

on my last full day, the sun is beaming so i bake for a couple of hours and the prospects were outrageously fine at the beach... unfortunately, spinster's friends are eyeing me like a fatboy eyeing the ice cream truck, so although i wanted to take a working girl from the beach i wasn’t able to due to the full survelliance team working on me... so now that i'm horny as hell, i call lorena and maritza to see if they can give me the heads up on rafaela, and in keeping with my luck she has called in 'sick' (yeah, right... she has probably been working some dude over all week... turns out she hasnt been to work since monday)... so now i'm done with centaurus and head to 4x4 for my terma farewell... so by now it's 5ish and the place is PACKED to the point that it's dangerous to walk (well, dangerous for me... i dont like rubbing up against other horny dudes)... the chicks are fine as hell and i have my eye on this thicklicious morena when she disappears (or more likely, some dude disappeared in her), so this scrumptious loira starts girating those hips and hypnotizes mr. happy... so we go off for the hour suite, and she doesnt disappoint... she's one of the best at sucking, and her riding is phenomenal... so after giving her a sticky load, I head back to the boite where i spot the morena from earlier... well, i didnt waste any time, did a brief interassview and off to the races we go... her ass is tightlicious, her lucious head-lights are very real, and her face is one of the prettiest at this joint, she is thicker in the rap-video kind of way... although i was looking forward to a good bang, i was disappointed... her ways are just too professional for me, definitely not the GFE that i was hoping for... but on a good note she's very enthusiastic in her oral skills and her body is just as great under the red lights as it is in a dark boite... so after going to dinner with spinster, she suggests that we head to help-me and i figured i might as well enjoy some of the last minute sights so off we go... today was PACKED and some of these girlies are asstounding... as i'm making out with spinster, I noticed these two super-fine sister-looking loiras looking right at me (and yeah, they are FINE)... and as spinster is grinding her ass into my crotch, from behind somebody starts grinding into me... hey, i like being molested as much as the next guy so i turned around to see who the hell it was and much to my chagrin, i see maritza's wicked smile (yeah, the centaurus possessive garota)... so now i whisper to spinster that i want her to get me a beer and running she goes... time to implement a quick getaway, the only glitch to my masterful plan is that maritza has her hooker-claws in my arm and wont let me go... what the hooker hell is going on!?!?!?!? only way i was able to get away was by promising that tomorrow night i would call her to have a 3sum with one of her slutty associates (no need to tell her that by tomorrow night i'll be on a plane headed to the good ol' US of A)... phew, good thing for her hooker naivity, so far spinster still thinks i haven’t messed around with anybody else and that's an illusion that i want to maintain... so after yet another james bunda getaway, we head to the apartment for what is the most memorable night of hot, sweaty, monkey love that i have ever had... so good that the paint was falling off the walls... i had planned to get up early on my last day and call some ass-delivery but i was sexhausted from the previous night so i ended up getting out of bed very late (and by that point, all the hoe-calls were the same 'i can do it later but right now i am busy')... so by this point it's dangerously close to the time i need to the head to the airport so i resigned myself to a sexless day in rio (yeah, broke my little horny heart)... at the airport this incredibly fine girl is working selling calling cards and after some chatting (and no, i didnt buy 20 calling cards, dicks) she gave me her number and email... i figured i'll start working her on emails, so by the time i return to rio i'll have a non-working (well, at least in my innocence that's what i'm assuming) to really 'work over'... a promising lead and the entire flight home I can only think of planning my next rio misassventure…

Other Photos

Photos: Cris 23 24

Photos: Nani 25 26

Photos: Priscilla 27 28

Photos: Tati 29 30

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I enjoyed your report a lot. At some parts I was laughing so loud I thought my next door neighbor heard me. Glad you had a great time!

Great reports.

MM

Some funny shit.. "good thing for her hooker naivity" lol

Great writing. I was undecided on whether to make my next Monger trip to Rio for the first time or LOS for my second and after reading your reports I've decided I need to experiance RIO.

Wow excellent report brASSilero. Very good writing, easy to read and fun.
One thing I'd like to comment reading your trip report, one might start thinking it is easy to pick a stray freebie from a gdp. As I noticed your spinster works at help and your barbarella girl gave you a second free session. I never get freebies in Brasil. So maybe I am too hardcore but i think that's more common.
Ah Rafaela is 18, well maybe 19 by now. She has this most beautiful pair of tits.
Thanks for the effort

anybody who has pics of rafaela, please, for the love of God, email me!!!! i'm in rio-withdrawal right now and i would certainly appreciate seeing some of that brASSilian ass right about now...

Who is Rafaela? Great Tits?

This was a great and entertaining report to read. Good Job. I really dig your sense of humor.

Nice words. I enjoyed your jokes about the bundas ..ass-ets. no wonder ass meant for assests. I never had an apartment but i was wondering if they allow two guest at one time.

Further additions: Nani is the oh-not-so-bright girl employed at centaurus with the fake hoo-hoos... Tati is the hips-moving loira from 4x4 (on my last day), which was followed by Priscilla's disappointing performance...

As a courtesy to the service providers, I didnt post any pictures which showed their faces... For that I apologize nonetheless it was a promise I made to them while swearing on a hooker bible...

Great Report! Your choice of bundas is top notch and for your first trip you did an amazing job.