Landed AM of Feb 25th a Saturday. Had a great flight with China Air again. Except for the relatively long layover in Tapei I love this airline-- at least their first class service. The only non stop to Manila is with Phil Air and their first class sucks big time, worse than business class on most other carriers. CI therefore is my carrier of choice , at least up til now. My bag the first one off and I breezed thru customs .They were just opening a few new lines and I had perfect timing .The traffic in Manila was not bad as it was Saturday and I thought I would be in AC in record time . Turns out they are doing some kind of big league construction on the tollway and it narrows to one lane in two seperate spots. Horrible traffic jams. I don't know how long this will go on but it's a major nightmare and things were back to normal in the PI -- fubar.

I was totally surprised to find out my SIM card from last January was still good . No load of course but that was remedied by a quick stop on the way to Royal Amsterdam Hotel. As it turned out I should have gotten a new SIM , next trip for sure. As I was unpacking I got a text from Ying - the girl from Bunny Ranch I had been with the last two trips to AC. I have no idea how the hell she knew I was in town but she said a friend told her I had arrived . Incredible the network here in AC ! I ignored several texts hoping she would think the SMSs were not going thru. Sure enough soon I got a call with only one ring then DC followed by a text saying she knew my SIM was good why was I not answering? These girls are at least cell phone savvy if nothing else. I texted back that maybe I would see her later - I knew where she was. Took a quick shower and texted MX hoping I was not interrupting something really good. He texted right back that he was just kicking out his ST girl ( girls ) and was up for meeting. Of course we chose Nifty's as a rendevous point.

I walked in and as usual it was very dark coming in out of the bright sun. The girls on the stage were all yelling for attention and MX called out from inside his circle of honeys. We sat for a while and enjoyed a few drinks and the non stop hand jobs given up the legs of your shorts that are the trademark of Nifty's . They had a few very good looking girls but MX had come looking for Baby and was nice enough to be looking to hook me up with her as he was leaving the next day. She was not there so after a while we started walking on down to My Bar where MX had unfininished business with a pair of sluts he had met earlier. After walking less than a quarter km MX got a text from Baby that she had just arrived at Nifty's . We decided not to go back but MX was nice enough to give her my name and tell her to take good care of me if I came in .

We got to MY Bar ,sat down ,and both immediately noticed a waitress with a truly hot body. Not an ounce of fat. A cute face ,nothing hot but very cute indeed. She came over and took our drink order. Luckily for me one of MX's girls came out from the back and surgically attached herself to MX. When the waitress came back with our drinks she never left as I grabbed her and did not let go. I did the AC body search and was very pleased with what I felt . She seemed a bit reserved however so I asked the obvious question and got the expected answer-- Cherry Girl ! F**k ! ! I'm a real cherry picker here in AC. This one however got to be real responsive after a few drinks. A bit of DFK and some ass grabbing had me going since it was my first day. As we talked she said she would do BJ's and allow about anything except penetration - the two holes below her mouth were off limits. Later however she said something that got me to back off a bit. She said she was looking to lose her cherry in the near future and she was looking for the right guy . Said she really liked me and wanted me to barfine her. I had visions of what would happen bustin her cherry on day one of my trip . That would seriously alter my plans and no way was I going there. MX's other girl had joined us and both were molesting him big time. He barfined both of them and I told my hard body cherry girl that " Maybe I will be back ". I could see why MX wanted to repeat with his duo . One was a cute spinner . The other a bit heftier but had nice tits and certainly was good looking. Much better than the photos he posted here had shown.

MX and his duo headed off for their bedroom romp and I went walking down Perimeter towards Fields as it was well past 9PM by now. Ying had told me she was a waitress in Bunny Ranch so I thought I was safe in walking as I was planning on checking out Blue Nile and the usual bars on Fields. I was just approaching Camelot when I heard a scream and my name rang out. Damn !! It was Ying and she was sitting in the door girl's seat. Sure enough she said she was a door girl now. Nothing worse than being stalked by an ex who is a door girl ,as your movements are watched closely in this town. We talked for a bit and I resisted going inside as I knew there were a pack of drink hustling waitresses just starting their feeding frenzy inside. Ying looked great . Still had her rock hard abs and a fine ass. She had not changed a bit except her braces were off and if anything she was looking better. I was determined not to repeat on my first night however and I told her goodbye and that " maybe" I would be back. I hit a few bars on Fields - cannot even remember which ones- but soon jet lag and the brutal work schedule I had been keeping prior to my trip caught up with me. Suddenly a BJ and a bit of exploring a hot little cherry girl seemed like exactly what I wanted. I took a trike back to My Bar to avoid the door girl at Bunny Ranch . They've got radar however and she yelled out my name as we passed by even though I was trying to duck down and not be seen. They should hire those girls for screening at the airports - nothing gets past them. At My Bar I found out my cherry girl had been barfined with several others for a barhop. Damn it again !!

I was in no way up for starting all over again and I was remembering how tight and sweet Ying's pussy was. Back to Bunny Ranch it was. I was met with open arms and we went in for a drink . I had to constantly shoo away the barflies so we left pretty quickly. The lineup there was totally unrecognizable. Nothing like prior trips and there was nothing on stage I would ever be interested in. Granted it was late and I never went back in the place after that. Maybe there are lookers there at earlier hours but I sure did not see them. We got up and left to the chagrin of the drink sharks who were circling , expecting blood in the water, and returned to RA. I woke up quickly after we both showered and we renewed aquaintances in a great session. Woke up about 1 PM the next day and had a super round two for breakfast. Ying remains one of my favorite girls but I reminded her as she left that I was going to be a total butterfly this trip and made no commitment to see her again. She said she understood but said to call her whenever I wanted to see her. Always nice to have a backup in a town where you can sometimes come up dry in a night. Turns out I never had to call her again , but that did not stop frequent reminders from her that she was still around.

I realize this is starting out really wordy , but have no fear . After the first day or two my recollection of details fades quickly so the rest of the report will be a summary of experiences. I do not necessarily even remember the seguence of events.

MX was leaving town I think the morning after my arrival. I may be wrong . He wanted to hook up for breakfast , but I can count on one hand the number of times I have been conscious in time for breakfast. I set a record a couple of years ago in AC when Epi, MX, Xen ,Xkansan , and a few other guys were around. Had some epic breakfast groups at Central Park - much to the dismay of the staff who had to listen to the gory details of our various nights. Since then I'm back in the habit of sleeping way past noon every day. When you hit the bed at 5 AM it's not easy to get up any earlier and stay alive. MX had told me Sandman was in town and promised me he would send his cell number. Well it never came so it took a day or two to track down Sandman. We just missed each other at Nifty's at least once before we finally hooked up - of course at Nifty's - where else. Turned out we both were leaving the next day for Thailand - Pattaya to be exact. Coincidently I was booked on the same PI flight as he was, and was booked to stay in Pattaya at Bella Villa Prima. We sat at Nifty's for a while and Sandman said he had other plans for the evening prearranged . We made plans to share his car to the airport in the morning and I called the hotel to cancel my ride.

Well that night I had an epic barhop with Baby, Shrella, and Grace from Nifty's following an evening of jacuzzi fun and threesome action back at RA. After barhopping we dragged our asses back to the hotel at about 5:30 AM - just about an hour before Sandman was due to arrive with his driver. I made a last minute decision not to leave AC. How could I leave with three hot young things keeping me company . Not to mention I was pretty well wasted and exhausted. I blew off my reservations - and left word at the front desk to tell my friend that I would not be accompanying him to Manila. I had to eat one days stay at Bella Villa as forfeited deposit . I still have my paid e ticket on PI for the future . Again I apologize to Sandman for not being able to give him any notice but he saw the three girls I left Nifty's with and I'm sure he understands. My biggest regret is not being able to hang with him in Pattaya . He seemed like a great guy in the short time I got to spend with him. Talking thru and around the mostly naked bodies of 3-4 young girls is a great way to meet someone IMO.

The following pictures will serve as my excuse for ditching Sandman at the last moment. Sandman may be a great guy but he couldn't do for me what these three honeykos did. Shrella turned out to be the shyest and most reserved of the three , but that's certainly not a negative when being compared to the other two. Baby will tear you apart as MX and I guess Porker already know and has perhaps the best body in AC- with near perfect tits as well. That's a tough combo to find in AC in my experience. Most of the girls with great tits are " big boned". The ones with smokin bods tend to have peaches or mangos at best. All the girls at Nifty's told me that Grace was voted most malibog girl in the bar and I would not argue with them . What a performer and appetite for sex. She's a bit older and gravity has grabbed her tits just a lil bit but still has one of the best bodies in the bar otherwise. Super BJ-- swallows , deep throat , loves it and goes like the energizer bunny. I soloed with her one night just to re sample her talents with less distraction. definitely worth it. Truly a nice girl to talk to as well . She's much better looking than in her pics here. Of course has the almost obligatory PI mole . I swear they have these things surgically implanted right after birth. Never seen so many moles in my life !

Photo: Shrella 01
Photos: Shrella and Grace 02 03
Photo: Baby 04
Photos: Clean Fun 05 06 07

Thus ended what was supposed to be part one of my AC trip. After passing on Thailand was I really ready to spend almost 3 weeks in AC ? It was MY choice but would I regret it ? I'm the one of the guys who has said that after 4-5 days in AC you're gonna go crazy and will be looking to get out. Hmmmm. Guess I was wrong . I did not regret blowing off Thailand for a minute. Of course I had the help of a lot of sweet young girls to distract me . More about that later.

Funny as hell. I had the same experience in a trike with a Dancer turned Door Girl from Stampede's. They either have X-Ray vision or memorize a guy from the knees down.

KM

Nice read and cute chicks. Looks like you had some fun, eh?

Yeah, they all seem to come stock with the moles. You'd figure they'd come up with a way to accessorize them away with black, bumpy shirts/pants/purses/panties/bras/etc. Maybe this is an idea that'll allow you to retire in Asia with your own line of clothes called MoleWear, Molearrific or simply MOLE (Moles Only Look Extreme) or some other such nonsense peeps would find equally compelling.

Popcorn

memorize a guy from the knees down

Well, I only memorize the top of their heads and the back of their asses so I guess it's only fair...

E

>I hit a few bars on Fields - cannot even remember which ones- but soon jet lag and the
>brutal work schedule I had been keeping prior to my trip caught up with me

Sounds like my first day in town. Doesn't help that Phil Air plops you down in the PI about 6AM, making that first day hella long. I barfined 3 gals my first day, but was completely dragging ass by 10PM.

I know how you feel about the bargirl radar. There is NO escaping the gaze of a gal looking to catch an old moneyko passing by.

Awesome, KM.

Just what the doctor ordered!

I leave for the PI in 6 days and have read/re-read everything trip report I can get my hands on... so imagine my joy when, at 12 midnight, I clicked on tr link and saw a new tr from no less than KM.

LOL at the early radar issues as it hit so close to home. Looking forward to the rest. Great stuff!

No need to apologize to me after seeing what distracted ya buddy. It was a good trip to LOS and I had a good stay there.

Nice meetin ya in AC. I really grew to like that place over my 21 day stay. Maybe next time

Ah, first I finish my own AC trip report, and get to re-experience all the fun I had--now this, with fun (and girls) I haven't had yet. I WANT TO GO BACK.

Good report, KM, thanks. Is that Jacuzzi in Royal Amsterdam? And which girl is which?

Like I always say, CH reports are entertaining and informative. I'm chompin at the bit, ready to read more.

Wow, Shrella's a cutie for sure. Always Great reading up on your AC adventures; and the pics of the gals are great as usual.

As much as I'm an AC fanatic, I must say I never spent more than 2 weeks in AC. I'll be curious how you manuevered through the melo-drama landmines.

Three girls in a tub? Yes, I can easily see how that could make one miss their flight, especially when they're tasty morsels like these. Looking forward to the rest of the story, Mr. Harvey.

Thanks to all for the props.

I hate the way the pics look after they are converted to postage stamp size. Baby's body especially suffers in this conversion.

HM Yeah that's the jacuzzi that's in all the jacuzzi rooms at RA. I stayed in the big panorama 2 room suite again. I love that room - too damn much money , but I'm only there for short periods of time so does not bother me. The room is actually getting hard to book because of availbility. Now that the pics are labeled and postage size the identities should be apparent.

Merlin
I had very little drama this trip. I told everyone I had a prior relationship with up front that I was there for one nighters only and would see them if I had free time. I got tons of texts but no BS - they just kept asking if they could see me and if I was having fun. I was happy to reply I was indeed having a great time. Even after blowing off my 2 main girls from the past they are still e mailing regularly . After my first night tryst with Ying I saw her virtually every night outside BR as it's right next door to Classroom . I would just say hello ,give her a hug, and then continue on my way. Did get a few dagger stares when I walked by with 5-6 girls in tow, but even the last day she was still trying to get me to barfine her. I guess you cannot burn bridges in this town.

KM, thanks for the great report on what is still my favorite destination.

Re: Baby, my jaw dropped when I saw her tits in the bar, and she was damned friendly with me there. Believe me, I see the attraction. But in the room she didn't think much of my using her as a springboard in the mattress Olympics. Her final comment was "You are not my sexmate!". Good thing Don Juans like KM are around to keep her away from the Evil MONSTERS like ME!

Sandman
A brief meeting for sure but indeed a pleasure. I did not realize you were there for 21 days ! Did MX bogart Baby that whole time or had you not run into her prior to his arrival ? I remember you saying you missed out on sampling her wares.

Any plans to return to SEA soon or are you back in Bundaland for the long haul ? Would love to hang for a longer time as you seem to be about as laid back as I am .

Porker
Hmmm Not sure if I was her sexmate but if not she's a great actress. Actually I thought her cousin Shrella was a better performer.

Then again Baby did quit the bar the day after I barfined her . I wonder what that means ?

Hey Good to read your first chapter here, but it was even better to live part of it! As always it is a pleasure to hang with you.

I actually had only met Baby earlier that trip, and so far my only carnal knowledge of her is a double BJ upstairs with her girlfriend Mildred.

I just got back from another six nights and, believe it or not, I didn't meet up with her once despite being in daily SMS contact. She kept wanting to come over and I was typically pre-engaged. Finally I had made plans to have her and Mildred come over for a pool party my last day, but I was kidnapped by Smitopher and the four muskateers and taken to a day trip to Subic. That turned out to be one of my most enjoyable mongering days ever! (Even though Smitty did pull the most brutal cock block ever at the end of the night!)

Thanks for saying the mentioning that the dynamic duo looked better than my pics. I refrain from making those comments aboutmy own pics because I am afraid that I have a self serving bias. By the way Cherry waitress says hello.

I fear that I will NEVER be able to make amends for that MOST unforgivable COCK-BLOCK, so here goes:

It was my girls fault, she made me do it

Never been to Subic, but had planned on maybe squeezing in a couple of days there. Alas, the best laid plans of mice and men didn't pan out. Manila was as far north as I got.

I had done quite a bit of research on Subic and was pretty well convinced it was worth a look see. So you guys can confirm IT IS A GOOD PLACE?

Is there a direct bus to Olongapo from Dau? I had heard you had to get off at San Fernando or someting like that.

There is NOTHING all that special about Subic. It is an easy beach place to get to from AC with some beach stuff to do. It is a "if you are there and you have nothing better to do" place. MX and I had fun but it ain't no Boracay.

BTW, I have photos of MX and Friend polluting the water. I'm never going to touch that water again

Smitopher -- funny how about 30 Kilos of bar girl can completely dominate and call the shots over two much larger and hulking guys, and the girls certainly fall in line when she says march. My prediction is that you girl is gonna make a great mamasan in the not so near future.

BTW was you thought was pollution in the water was mearly a Sea Cucumber executing its natural defense mechanism.

I for one was pleasently surprised about what subic had to offer. However, that is probably due to having very low expectations. I thought it would be like the Playas of Tijuana, but the water was surprising clear and the beach devoid of litter. The sand wasn't too bad and was more than wide enough for a bay. Certainly having a perfect sunny day also helped. And surprisingly the hawkers were pretty limited and not bothersome. As far as a beach goes it sure as hell blew away Pattaya, but was a notch below Patong on Phuket.

My (extremely brief) first impression was that the town Olongapo and the areas on the base were much much nicer than the area around AC. Also the hotels seemed to be a better value, and the food and drink were much cheaper. There appeared to be some nightlife and girl bars but that looked pretty limited. I definitely not hesitate to do this as a side trip from AC again, especially with a the right wingmen and group of girls.

The cost of making the side trip is quite negligible and hell you may even end up saving money over puking pesos on Fields. Certainly you can have a lot of fun bringing a bunch of girls and have some beach party bingo monger style. I think trying to do that in some other local like Boracay would be too price prohibitive.

So what was defending Rizias puki from that bad old sea cuCUMber?

I too would make that side trip again. Next time I'll make it an overnight. Driving back after dark in the PI is NOT for the faint of heart, plus I might not get lost, AGAIN, and be able to return the same route that I took there.

With the right wing-men and entourage, fun is had by all for not a boatload of Pisos.

This chapter's photos have been showcased.

MX
I was under the impression that you had taken Baby LT . Where did you take all those great nude pics you showed me when you were "introducing" me to her ?? Thanks again BTW. Luckily I got to her before Sandman !!

I thought both of your sex bomb duo girls were hot when I first saw them but had no plans to come back to barfine them . I ended up spending a couple of great nights with the two of them not too long after you left. They MADE me do it .Details will follow in part 2 stay tuned. The second round also included Cherry Girl Waitress.

Oh yeah -- she's still Cherry Girl Waitress . hehe

KM -- Be careful or else we gross out Iron Eagle with all this common history. I got all those pics from a fun afternoon of buying drinks in Nifty's. Gotta love Nifty's and Baby. Hopefully I will get around to going from third base to home plate when I return at the end of April. I can't wait to hear your further adventures

With respect to the Dynamic Duo: I understand perfectly well how they can make you do it. You know that I am really like their interactive and cooperative ways. I hope yo got some pics of cherry waitresses body to share. Ridiculously the tall dark skin one got all jealous because of my butterfly ways and that earned the duo a time out last trip. However, the memories of an afternoon with those two and a pocket rocket will earn them a reprieve on my next visit.

Haven't had the pleasure of flying Cathay or Singapore first class, but China's first class is outstanding. Full recline, big monitors, down blankets, outstanding attention, and only 12 seats in the section. If you have a good travel agent, waay cheaper than anyone else too.

Segue . I totally agree . CI has way outdone any other first class I have flown. I have been on first class on Thai , Korea, Northwest , Cathay Pacific, Phil Air(joke of a first class), United and none of them match CI , though CP was a close second.

I have a good travel agent - she is able to get me fares consistently $700 - $800 below the web site fares.

KM,

The lounge (but not the food) is great in Taipei too, although nowhere near as nice as the Cathay lounge in HK.

BTW, if you can qualify for Paragon on CI (200,000 miles/year), they will escort you to the lounge and to the gate. The escort in and of itself is no big deal, but they will walk you all the way to the front of the security check line. In some airports, that's a nice plus.

Hey Guys,
I'm a new cummer to Clubhombre. I have visited Bangkok, Thailand a few times, but I considering going to Phucket on my next trip. Any of guys have any observations on Phuket? Go? or Don't go?

Hotpocket
A bit off topic - not sure why you posted this question in an AC trip report, but Phuket is the kind of place that some guys love and others can take or leave. I have been to Phuket many times but almost always with a girl or girls from Bangkok in tow. I find the mongering scene in Phuket boring and sub par in comparison to BKK and Pattaya. The beaches are nice and there is the opportunity for lots of touristy stuff but the beer bars are not up to par and the go gos suck big time. Much more expensive than Pattaya and I think your time would be better spent in Pattaya unless it's scuba or snorkeling you're after. That being said there are a number of guys who love Phuket.

I guess you'll have to try it out for yourself and form your own opinion. Up to you !

Hot Pocket,

Hold on for a few days because I am going to Phuket this Sun through Weds.

On my first night I will check out the Phuket town scene with our missing friend Crazier. This scene is supposedly more Asian oriented with fair skinned Thai girls from Chang Rai (or is it Chang Mai?) Also, I hear there are lot more live music clubs and your bar hop around and bring your own bottle. Girls are more expensive that Patong Beach.

The second night I will check out the Patong scene. It will be my first visit there in about two years. From what I recall the Go Go Bars are a non starter. Beer bars are like those in Pattaya except everything is a bit more concentrated and I thought it made things more lively and fun than the Pattaya bar scene. However, the girls were typically older and below the look standards than the beer bar girls in Pattaya. There are several very fun discos filled with pretty much marginal talent around the Soi Bangla (the main beer bar area as well) Honestly I thought the girlie prices in the beer bars was about the same as in Pattaya, however hotel, food, shopping, and especially the transportation cost were significantly higher. However, Patong is a much nicer town, with a much nicer beach, and feels more like a resort vacation than Pattaya.

I will post and update on my impressions next week.

MX
You keep going to Phuket and I will understand why you don't like Thailand. I never have done the Asdian scene in Phuket town and I doubt Khun Hotpocket will either. The go gos in Phuket are a friggin joke. The pooying all wear support G strings and would be eligible for AARP in the US. More Katoeys per square foot than Pattaya in the beer bars and while the bars are indeed more concentrated the talent pool is very shallow. Not to say you cannot root out a truffle once in a while but IMO the hunting is much easier and rewarding in Pattaya . I don't go to LOS for the thrill and skill of the hunt. I'll shoot fish in a barrel anytime.

Hope to see ya in AC in June !!

Some people hunt big game, some shoot fish in a barrel, and some, use dynooooomite. I like the really big bang.

Easy is good.

Smity - if you use two sticks of dynamite you get BOOM BOOM

E

OUT GO THE LIGHTS
*snicker*

After reading this I need a vacation. I need to get to the Philippines quick!

Great pics. Nice looking girls.

Master Bates

MB There are plenty of girls there that will more than fill your mold as well. maybe not quite as voluptuous as your Mexican " sweethearts" , but many very good looking though calorically challenged girls desperate for a guy to barfine them. You would be their hero and would have the pick of the litter. Ya just gotta go- you will not regret it and in fact may never leave.

I haven't seen many truly whale size gals in AC, but there is certainly no shortage of ones who have visited Jollibee's a few too many times.

Plenty of whales in AC, especially the smaller bars..MB would be in heaven. Spinners are hard to come by in AC but fat girls are everywhere.