Chapter 4: The Bare Pimp Project

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By Blazers on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 - 02:59 pm:  Edit

When I look back on all my trips in the last 5 years, Wednesday's seem to be the day that I have had the toughest time finding a girl to my liking and sometimes I just end up drunk and pick what's in front of me at the time. I honestly don't think I have ever picked a hot girl nor an excellent performer on my library of hump days.

I was feeling sore from my workout the last four days and decided to take a day off. Decided to get another massage at Halla Spa for 650 pisos which includes use of the spa and the facilities. The masajistas at Halla are world class and much better than even the best Thai massage I have ever experienced. It's an excellent combination of deep tissue massage and proper stretching. There have been times when my lower back was killing me and I left the spa feeling like jello with zero pain. The next day you will have soreness associated with a good massage but the muscles are all in order and loose.

I decided to hit a new gogo bar that is away from Fields Ave. It was great being the only guy in the bar at 2pm. I decided that one girl had a cute little body, even with the ghost makeup. The girls looked bored so I woke up the ice cream man and bought 5 piso ice cream cones for all 40 dancers and employees. It was amazing as it only looked like there were 12 dancers and maybe 5 waitress' but as soon as it is announced that there is free food, all of the Filipinas came out of the woodwork. Such a small token to the girls and I received kisses and thank you from all the girls. Despite their love for dishonesty, Filipinas are always sweet and fun-loving. I asked several Filipinas throughout the trip if they liked sex or eating better and every single girl said eating was more fun and enjoyable. Guess that explains the reason why Filipinas are the only consistently fat girls in all of Asia and here in the USA for that matter. The American Filipinas are huge, even bigger than our lovely white whales.

Anyways, I barfined this sweet thing and let her know that I only wanted short time. She actually wanted to stay until late but after some sweet love makin', I had to cut her loose to look for another girl.

Photo: New Bar 37

I was bouncing around to all of the bars and noticed that the hot girls were slowly starting to trickle in but not at full strength just yet. I partied with Harley Guy during the day and we went barhopping with one of his expat local buddies. We spent a considerable amount of time at Brown Sugar and Blue Nile Executive. My fav from the last trip was occupied, despite my nonverbal flirting across the bar. She looked incredible now that she had braces.

I decided to eat at the Schwarma Center with Harley Guy and ordered a chicken plate that I think was called chicken aspora which was a greek chicken dish and came with pita bread and saffron rice. The meal cost 70 pisos and all of the drinks here are 15 pisos. It has to be the best value on Fields and the only restaurant that sells soda in a bottle or water for 25 cents. Later I went back to a bar to reconnect with a girl I had been flirting with earlier and HG kept telling me how hot she was. She was a very cute girl with a bubbly personality so I barfined her.

In the room, she was quite a bit shy but warmed up after extensive DATY. I fucked her doggie in the shower and this is where I devised a new plan. Once in the shower, I took the feminine wash and helped clean the girls pussy. The girl thinks I am being attentive and caring but in reality I want to ensure that there is no stinkbox. Nearly every girl had a rank smell when I fingered the girl, so I always had small bottles of feminine wash for the girls to keep and asked them to use them because I like the smell. Fortunately the girls didnt seem too ofended and my nose wasnt offended either...a win-win for both the fucker and the fuckee. This girl had some decent sized tits and a very cute face but a little chubby. I always tell my buddy DM that I can be happy as long as the girl has 2 of the 3 (face, tits and ass)...this girl had 2 and excellent skin. I must say, Filipinas make up for horrible hygiene and poor eating habits by having unbelievable hair and skin. All the oil that they eat ensures that their hair is long and shiny and skin soft and smooth.

Photos: Great Smile 38 39 40 41

The girl wanted to stay the night but I really needed the sleep and the room was spinning a bit. I didnt get her number as I was in a hurry to get her out before I puked from the excessive beer drinking with HG. Decided to save my energy for the next day as MX was coming into town and we were likely to rage.

By Ironeagle on Thursday, April 13, 2006 - 08:42 pm:  Edit

Click on picture number 41 and then click next. I think its settled. Columbia is going to be on the trip list.

By Blazers on Friday, April 14, 2006 - 12:05 am:  Edit

Show me some photos that you have that's better than the top 10 girls I have had in all of my AC trips, then talk shit. Check out the girls in Chapter 2 and 3, if you have girls you have fucked that are hotter, then let's see it.

I am also going to Colombia in June and they do have the best looking p4p girls but some hotties are available in AC as well.

By Don Marco on Friday, April 14, 2006 - 03:44 am:  Edit

Blazers, not bad t'all. I found all your chapters (including the titles) very entertaining. Great job amigo.

By Ironeagle on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 09:50 pm:  Edit

Haha. Im not talking shit.

When you click on the last photo in a series and then click "next", sometimes there is a totally random photo that wasnt meant to be in the trip report. One time I saw a 300 lb woman on some guy's lap in one trip report about Thailand. It wasnt meant to be there, but it was hilarious.

The picture after 41 is of some Columbian chick.

By Gurock1 on Thursday, June 08, 2006 - 02:25 pm:  Edit

IE

I thought your comment like that about my TR was rude and obnoxious. I imagine Blazers felt that way too. If you're going to comment on someone's TR in my opinion the comment should be constructive.


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