Many of you have been wondering what the hell the titles of the chapters have to do with my report....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...It's just taken from episodes of my favorite tv show on the BBC called Trailer Park Boys.

Mx was coming into town that night so I decided to go to the SOB party at 5pm while he was getting reacquainted with one of his favs. The party was at Classroom2 and was packed to capacity and they had to turn people away. The food was ok in that they served Chicken Cordon Bleu with a baked potato and veggies. For 550 pisos though I still think its a good deal considering you get to see girls from many different bars, you get to drink all you want for two hours and get some good prizes at the raffle. I have been pursuing this door girl from here for a while and finally she approached me during the party and was suddenly touchy feely with me and finally got over her shyness. She had her cherry broken a month ago according to the mamasan and the sponsor is suddenly gone..so back to work she goes. Luckily during the raffle I won a 1/2 price EWR which means I could barfine a girl for 600 pisos from Classroom2. I decided to think about barfining the door girl at a later date and go onto Angel Witch for the After Party.

The After Party is always a blast but for the first time, Dave has a bar that is packed with some very cute girls. No stunners but this AC so I dont expect that. There was the drunk guy from Long Beach who was covered in tatoos and kept molesting the girls and ringing the bell every 30 minutes. The girls were complaining that he was rough with them but the owner and mamasans aint doin' shit when the bell is being rung like Quasimoto. When you buy a drink, they give you raffle tickets. I won some free ladies drinks and body shots for Voodoo which I never used.

I finally got a text from MX and met him at Agasya. I immediately found 5 or 6 serious hotties to my liking. There were quite a few taller, slim girls and many of them were mestizas. Reminded me a lot of the Makati bars of a year ago or so. Not as many Koreans this time and the seating is incredible here. One big problem here is that the lady drinks are 195 pisos so you have to watch yourself here. Guess that's the formula...if you want hot girls to work at your bar, you need to give them an incentive like bigger LD commissions. MX was very lovey dovey with his girl and I barfined a girl to be picked up later.

Mx and I ended up going to several different places on our barhop and we were both shocked at the amount of talent at Lancelot. This place has always had zero talent as they normally pick the primitive girls from Eastern Samar. There were thin girls here and some with nice tits. The seating layout here is great and very comfy. The dance stage was packed to the brim with girls for both shifts. One shift being considerably better than the other. Eventually MX and I went our separate ways so I could go grab my barfine.

On Friday, MX had let his girl loose and we started our day at TOC where we both puked ladies drinks and terrorized the girls. Cant remember if we went to Nifty's that day but I remember us going to My Bar so MX could reunite with his famous threesome girls. Later in the day, we had a nice dinner at Cottage Kitchen after my 5 hour nap. We were chatting with some Aussie guys that MX knows and it was interesting to hear their take on mongering destinations. Two of the guys actually live in Batam.

I ended up going to Champagne and playing some of my CD's. Was there to pick up a prior barfine but she was occupied with ladies drinks so I told her to meet me at 2:15am at my hotel. I barfined a girl after that at a bar on Fields and took her short time. The girl didnt want to leave and kept saying, "You're good boom boom"..even as she was leaving down the hallway. Funny enough, she must have crossed paths with the girl that I had my 2:15 appointment with....whew..just in the nick of time.

Some girls from Fields:

Photos: Black Girl 42 43 44 45 46

Photos: Sweet Hottie 47 48 49

Photos: Chocolate Sexy 50 51 52 53 54 55

the first girl is damn sexy. Her breasts look absolutely amazing. thx

Forgot to mention that the top girl is half black. Starting to see more girls with that mix as remnants from the GI's barebacking their way through Olongapo 20 years ago.

Just for the record, 20 years ago everything could be cured with a shot. Those were the days...

Love the Trailer Park Boys chapter titles. Great show. You had me going with the Chapter 5 title, I thought there would be a story about Customs finding some naughtiness on your laptop.

I like your half black lady at the top.

I did a half black, half Filipina on a recent trip myself. She was from Classroom 2 but she wasn't as cute as your lady.

I was stationed in San Miguel 88 to 91 (at the ripe old age of 19 to 22) and I can tell you some stories, if only I could remember a few. LOL

I do remember getting up to Clark every now and then for some fun, but when you had Olongapo, Barrio and Subic City, you hardly needed to head up to AC.

It was a good switch from time to time to get up there and after reading these trip reports, I am thinking of heading over there again to check out what is happening.

Blazers I know exactly the episode you're talking about! Its a Canadian show filmed in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I'm surprised it didnt take off a lot more in the US. Its huge here in Canada.