December and January Trip Report (Hong Kong, Philippines and Thailand)

Having left Chicago on December 23, 2005 stopping in LA and San Diego for a few days and arriving in Hong Kong on December 27, 2005 I embarked on what was to be my three countries and twenty three day mongering trip.

Travel, I took Cathay Pacific from LAX to Hong Kong. I wasn’t overly impressed with their plane or service and arrived two hours late at 9:00 at night in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong, my first night I stayed in the Cosmo Hotel in Wan Chai. The room was $90.00 American Dollars a night and small as a matchbox, but it was sufficient and modern. After unpacking a little, shower and change I hit Fenwicks in Wan Chai. It seemed that people from the board liked this place and it was filled with freelancers. My mistake was that drinks were expensive and I quickly had three hot spinners all over my lap. I think I ran up a $65.00 (American) bar bill in twenty minutes. I picked one of the three a Filipino girl to be my girl of the night and went home with her for some good action (BBBJ and a round of various positions) to start the trip running. I felt bad about it because I paid the girl $1,000.00 (Hong Kong Dollars) and knew that in AC she would only be worth $200.00 HK Dollars. It was my first night, I knew Hong Kong would be expensive and I said what the hell. I’m sorry about the lack of pictures, I’ll post plenty of pics from AC and Pattaya. I just wasn’t ready for pics in HK.

My second day in Hong Kong, I spent wandering the city, I’ve never seen so much shopping in all my life as HK. The food is good, the subways are superb and you can walk forever. I took the subway through to the Jordan stop in Kowloon and ended up in a place called the Happy Sauna. Interesting place they give you a locker and robe for a massage and charge you $70.00 HK (about $40.00 US). First they lead you to a Jacuzzi and you can relax. After a while they lead you to a comfortable armchair and try to sell you on Pedicure-Manicure or Cuban cigar, while they bring you a drink. After the drink they ask you if you want your massage, if your like me you are thinking the time is here and say yes. They asked if a young Chinesse lady is OK and I said yes. The next thing a young Chinese girl about 19 5’ 0” and 90 lbs. comes and leads me to her massage room (real massage table with a hole for your head. I take off my robe and lay face down and the girl spent forty five minutes giving me an unusual massage including many walks along my back. Then she whispers in my ear make love 450 HK Dollars, and I say OK. The girl let me do a couple of positions and worked hard to give her best. For what came out to about $105.00 US Dollars it was a fun experience.

I ate dinner in a fancy Chinesse restaurant on top of Times Square (a ten floor shopping mall and went to bed, as the next day I was leaving for the PI. One thing I left out my air ticket was a One World mileage free ticket and I could only get a ticket by flying from Chicago to LAX; LAX to HKG two days later and BKK home to Chicago twenty three days after I left Chicago.

So early the next morning I took a cab to the docks and a ferry from Wan Chai to Macau and a cab to the Macau airport. I think the cab was about $10.00 USD and the Ferry was $25.00 USD. I didn’t want to miss my flight on Tiger Air to Clark, so I got to the airport 3 ½ hours early. The macau airport is a bore for that long. I spent my time with three ladies (gate agents) who all worked for Tiger and had nothing to do till near flight time. They were all middle age and ugly, but it paid off as they all had daughters at home and wanted to fix me up. I ended up on the plane with phone numbers for daughters in the PI that I never used, but got a pass on thirty pounds of overweight luggage.

A side note, big luggage is a stupid mistake. I need a heavy carry on bag, as I have a laptop, Vonage Box and small phone, I need for work; a movie player with two extra batteries and a case of movies to make the long flights tolerable; two cameras and a camcorder for mongering. This is barely acceptable, but a sixty pound bag of clothes, shoes and personals is stupid. I’ll never again lug that kind of luggage across the world.

Anyway a short flight on Tiger and I landed at Clark. PI customs searched my bags for fifteen minutes (finding nothing that they could collect a bribe for, and I was out to find my driver from the Wild Orchid. A short drive and I was checked into the Wild Orchid. A shower and change and I was ready for Fields Avenue.

It was my first time in AC so I walked up and down Fields looking at the bars from the outside as it was only about 6:00. No insult to either AC or the mongers who are so happy in AC, but reminded me of poor Mexico walking the street and not Thailand.

I ended up at Cambodia Club I think as a GRO tempted me in and I was off to the races.

(As another footnote, I’m writing this in April and didn’t make notes so if there are mistakes and memory lapses I’m sorry. Also there has been a second trip to Pattaya in March before this writing, so I get a little more confused. Also I spent several hours writing this trip report in Hombre’s trip report writer when a glitch erased my work. This discouraged my trying again for six weeks. This time I’m writing in Word and will copy, I hope into Hombre.)

Back to the races. I had heard a lot of cheap prices, multiple girls and good parties so I started buying shots for girls like there was no tomorrow.

Photo: Buying Shots 01

I must have bought about fifty drinks over the next hour and a half while the crew in the pic was keeping me occupied. By the hour and a half mark I was pretty much the center of the bar’s attention and loaded to about the ten shot and four beer level. Remember it was my first night and I wanted a party. So not as to disappoint anyone I bar fined the entire crew in the picture above. We went to dinner at Kokomos and swimming in the pool at the Wild Orchid. Some more drinks at the pool and it was off to the room. My best recollection was doing the three in the middle with female parts every where till I fell asleep in my drunkenness. In the morning numbers two and four in the pic did BBBJs till I finished. My best guess is that the night set me back about $200.00 USD and I think the two outside girls in the picture left early. I think I gave the remaining girls 1,000 Pisos to split as a tip.

The next day was New Years Eve and I slept till late and ate and drank a little at the Wild Orchid. I ended up at Lancelot looking for my girl or girls of my New Years dreams. A cute young lady in a bikini was making funny faces about wearing her New Years hat and I bought her a drink . After a little lap play I agreed to the bar fine and we were off.

Photo: Lancelot Hat 02

We had dinner, drinks and watched the music and fireworks at the Wild Orchid. Around mid-night we retired to the room for some good sex. You never know about bargirls. I think that the bola-bola will come out at any time. Having said that this girls said that I was her first American. She said that all her previous bar fines had been with Japanese . You also need to know that I am not particularly well endowed. This girl was complaining seriously that I was too big. Anyway she was sweet and the sex was good. She stayed for a morning round and I gave her 500 Pisos and off she went. I know everyone wants more pics. So here I can add a few.

Photos: Wild Orchid 03 04 05

So New Years Eve came and went. I’d still had a good time and managed so far to escape emotional attachments. My New Years day was spent hanging in the bar at the Wild Orchid, by the way by this time I’d met the heavy set fellow who was one of the owners of the Wild Orchid and he was a great guy. He’d have put half my drinks and meals on the house when he was around. He’d never let me buy him a drink he’d say it was his place. Somewhere during the trip I rang the bell in his bar to make up for the incredible amount of free stuff that they gave me. All in all the Wild Orchid was a good hotel, quiet, clean and well furnished. My only complaint was a third floor room with no elevator.

My New Years night I went to several bars including Nero’s and Blue Nile. At first glance I thought I met the girl of my dreams at Blue Nile, with this young and perfect body. A couple of drinks later and I was ready for the bar fine. That was when I learned the AC sorrow of a Cherry Girl. I couldn’t see the point of bar fining a Cherry Girl. This discouraged me and I left. I ended up at Bananaitas. Soon a new girl of my dreams was grinding away over a drink in my lap. Also as a side thought I had by this time made a decision that I wouldn’t buy a drink for or bar fine any girl who found a way to get her cell phone with her on stage. For right or wrong I figured any girl who needed her cell phone even on stage wasn’t going to be my good time. My new girl and I had drinks went to a few bars to watch the girls dance, dinner at the Wild Orchid and back to the room. I know guys you want pics. So here they are.

Photos: Bananitas 06 07 08 09 10 11

She was a nice girl and good in bed, I don’t think she truly rocked my world and in the morning after a last round she was off with her 500 Pisos.

Somewhere in here I should mention that I had yet to party with any Hombres. This was a little my own fault. I was too cheap or stubborn to buy a PI cell phone. I’ve learned that this is a mistake. Later in my trip I surrendered and bought a Thai cell phone anyway. If I had bought a PI cell phone a sim later it would have been my Thai cell phone. Also it may communication with anyone too hard. I had written and or gotten messages from Porker and we had missed each other mostly to my lack of cell phone. We did eventually hook up somewhere in the next few days.

My next day I had to try out Santos Street for the afternoon fling. I had late breakfast a few drinks and out the door to one of the bars near the hotel. Most of you know that the Wild Orchid is on Santos Street. I think that most of you also know that you can’t walk down Santos to Fields without some Santos Street girls calling out to you. So making a long story short I walked into one of the open air Santos bars and after a couple of drinks was on my way across the street back to the Wild Orchid with my first Santos girl. She wouldn’t win any beauty contest and wouldn’t be called a girl of my dreams but I think I spent less than 1,000 Pisos in total and the girl could suck the chrome off a tail pipe.

Photos: First Santos Girl 12 13 14

After the Santos girl had sucked away some of my fluids I had to go to the bar at Wild Orchid for replenishment and later dinner. After dinner I went looking for the girl to win tonight’s door prize. The terrible thing about writing a trip report about events that took place a few months ago, especially when you’ve done a lot of mongering over the past few months, is details escape you. I’m trying hard to remember where my two girls for this night came from and it’s hard. I’m thinking it was my night at Classroom, but I’m not sure. If you guys see the pics and I’m attributing my girls to the wrong bar, sorry. Anyway these two girls had a major siren song effect on me and after I was a good deal loaded and had done my share for the bar economy bar fines were paid and we were off to the room. The bad thing about threesomes can be that sometimes one of the girls does more to turn you on than the other and the one who turns you on less has a way of taking things over. This was one of those nights as you look at the pics keep in mind that the girl in the white top just really turned me on in how she looked and that the girl in the orange top just didn’t do that much for me in how she looked. When we got to bed the girl in the orange top was all over me and the girl that had been my major siren song never really got that much of a chance with me. Some of this is my own lack of mental will to control a situation. As some of the board members have often said it’s your vacation. I know if I were Epi or Porker I would have taken better control, but I haven’t yet acquired the status of monger demi-god. So we had a round in the night and the morning and without further nonsense on to the pics.

Photos: Classroom Girls 15 16 17 18 19

Just as a by the way in my March trip, which someday I’ll get to a trip report for, I was on a sofa in a bar with a girl on Soi 6 and I had her dress up with one finger in each opening and she was talking up to room. At this moment with my fingers sawing away visions of Epi reports came to mind so I came right out and asked the young lady “will you do ATM” only explaining what it meant and she said “go to room me do.”

At this point it’s midnight in Chicago and I’m running out of steam to write. So the balance of my time in AC and my time in Pattaya will have to wait for later. Just as a thought of preview there was a morning at the end of AC when I was sitting at Kokomos having breakfast with Porker and a few of the Hombres when I said to Porker “this is my last day in AC just like you I’m leaving tomorrow, do you want to share a cab to the Manila airport.” A minute later I said “Yep my flight takes off at 10:30 A.M. on January 8 so I’m going tomorrow morning.” The next thing he said was today is January 8 and it’s 10:30 right now. First I argued, but needless to say he was right.

Hombres later!

Photos integrated

Gurock...I am a little confused about your pricing here. You say "Interesting place they give you a locker and robe for a massage and charge you $70.00 HK (about $40.00 US)." At the exchange rate I see listed today, 70 HK is 9 dollars. I am using 7.75 HK to one US dollar. Earlier you posted that you paid a girl 1,000 HK to screw her. If 70 HK dollars is 40 USD, which is a little over half...that would mean you paid the girl over $500 to screw her, which can't be right. However using todays exchange rate of 7.75 the 1,000 HK would be 129 dollars, which sounds more like it. But what is the price for the massage?

Thanks for sharing your trip. Those are some very nice pics from AC. You definately pulled some winners.
I usually take notes on my trips since I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit). But you seem to have done quite well writing a TR after several months passing.
I'm looking forward to the Pattaya details.

Gurock
Nice report
Also looking forward to Pattaya pics. Your duo is definitely from Classroom. I recognize them and the chairs !! I actually think the girl in the orange is the hotter of the two. To each his own once again. Both are keepers in the long run so it's all good.

That girl in the orange top if flatter than an airport runway, but she is definitely a very attractvie young lady. Thanks for the report.

I was on a sofa in a bar with a girl on Soi 6 and I had her dress up with one finger in each opening and she was talking up to room. At this moment with my fingers sawing away visions of Epi reports came to mind so I came right out and asked the young lady “will you do ATM” only explaining what it meant and she said “go to room me do.”

Ahh, Soi 6. I'm glad I was able to provide you some inspiration in your time of need

Gotta agree, that girl in the OJ top is OUTTA SIGHT in my book, but I prefer girls in the 30kg club so I guess I'm biased.

I see the talent in Cambodia Club hasn't changed. I've abused most of those same girls in that club since it opened it's doors those many years ago...

E

The girl in the orange top is very pretty. Also fun to talk with as well. Too bad she was the absolute worst BF sexwise I've ever had in AC. Win some, lose some.

Gurock, nice meeting you in AC, and glad to see you posting your thoughts on your adventures.

I'm pretty anal about knowing where I'm going to be on what dates on my trips, and have before actually felt anxious several days ahead of time when I know I'll be heading to a different destination soon. But you're not the first guy I've met to get their departure dates mixed up. I remember that morning at Kokomos well, and I was a bit surprised to see you there because you had advised me before that you had planned to leave on that date. When you finally did the math and figured out you'd screwed up the dates, the "OOPS" light going off on your face was CLASSIC! Hopefully it wasn't too much trouble re-arranging your itinerary, and sounds like you still had a ton of fun in Thailand. Hooking up with Epi the MASTER is always a good way to accomplish that!

Radioman

I know you're right as to my math. The massage without extras was about $40.00 US and with extras it came out to about $105.00 US. Please ignore the mistake as to Hong Kong Dollars. It was late and I made a mistake calculating exchanges.

Porker:

I guess my date mistake is classic looking back now, I'd have been entertained by what the look on my face must have been. My mistake seemed awful when I asked the Wild Orchid travel lady to help me and she couldn't find a flight for four days. By about noon I took matters into my own hands and found a seat on Thai Airlines 8:30 P.M. flight in Buisness for $600.00. I called Thai Airlines at the MNL office and reserved the seat. When I got to the MNL airport and went to the Thai Airline office, the lady there felt sorry for me and did magic to get me a seat on coach for $300.00. Philippine Air never has refunded my unused ticket, but the whole thing wasn't that bad and by 2:00 AM I was at Sandy Springs. It was great meeting you guys and I'll finish the trip report as I have a chance. Somewhere I have pics from my last night in AC of this girl that I took from Champaigne A GoGo based on her promise that I could give her instruction on what I thought would make her give me the best BBBJ and model for pics. Once again great meeting you and I wish I'd taken your advice and gotten my phone at the begining of my trip.

Epi:

In my March trip that that quote comes from I traveled with my Costa Rica buddy Hardwood John (from another board). It took a little convincing to get him to go to Pattaya instead of San Jose. Some of the convincing was showing him some of your trip reports. After Soi 6 he said to me "How come I didn't tell him Pattaya was this good." I wanted to know what I could have said that I didn't. But your TRs definitely helped me convince him to make the March trip. Thanks again. PS he doesn't collect air miles. So while it might sound crazy I sold him an air mile ticket from ORD to BKK for $680.00 and bought my ticket from ORD to BKK for $903.00. With my status I got 33,000 miles for the trip and One World gives a free trip for 70,000 miles. So I thought I got a good deal. Now I'm going back to Pattaya from 5/4/06 to 5/22/06 and this ticket and the March ticket will give me a free ticket for miles.

Everyone click on picture 19, go to the bottom of the picture box and click "next". Check out Cindy from Costa Rica. . .

IE sorry my trip report did so little for you that your best comment was about a Costa Rica girls that just happened to be next in the order of pictures after my last picture post. If you want I can jst not post future trip reports and pics. You be the judge since I guess your something in law enforcement in the real world.

Gurock1
Ignore the dude -- he seems to be obsessed with that pic though for the life of me I cannot see why. He has posted this same suggestion- to click on next-before ,in Blazer's last PI trip report if memory serves me.
This one looks like some crack whore in little girl make up. To each his own I guess.

Your girls put that one to shame IMO.

gurock--
very nice report and I agree with KM yur gals put her to shame-- nice pics and pulls.

Mind u-- that chick did have a pretty fine bod... but that face...

Gents,

Thanks for the assurace. I've been going through a pretty tough time. I had a motorcycle accident in America five days before my flight was scheduled to go to Thailand. I have something called Spinal Cord Shock at C-4. I first had lost the use of my right hand and some general right side weakness. The docs didn't want me to go to Thailand. They wanted me to lay in their hospital, while they sucked up on my Blue Cross. I checked out and went to Pattaya anyway. I've regained a lot, but not everything. I had to take some cortisteroid in huge dossage, which made mongering impossible, both because the drug made me sick as a dog and it has a warning that it totaly compromises the immune system. Once the cortisteroid round ended and I recovered from the side effects of that I discovered, no thanks to my American docs, that the next accepted round of treatment is the large tolerable dossage of Celebrex. This also has some side effects. In all of this I have to consider that I'm a controlled, at least before the accident type two diabetic. Part of my worries also are that spinal injuries are funny and it could also effect the abillities to monger. I did a couple of mongerings with condom, as I still worried about compromised immune, and so far that part still works, thank god. So again thanks for the support.

Hang in there bro and keep that chin up. Before you know it, you'll be back in Asia. Now go get your bike fixed -- What u ridin'?

Hey Don
It's a Honda Silverwing FSC 600. It's like a Thailand scooter (automatic transmission), but it's got a 600 cc engine and weighs 500 lbs. So it can fly pretty good. It probably tops out at about 125 MPH, but I've never had it faster than 85 on the Interstate. Someone cut me off in traffic, I dropped the bike stoping and flew into the car head first. At least the bike didn't land on me. I researched helmets and had the best of the best, which saved my life. The helmet is covered with the car's paint. If you ride, I got to say the helmet counts. Without it I'd be either dead or a quadraplegic. With it I'm recovering on my Pattaya vacation getting well enough to do Walking Street tonight. My lawyer buds and partners are wanting to sue. Me, I'm so glad to be recovering I don't care. A good recovery is worth a thousand times any lawsuit. After you've laid out on the ground paralyzed, thinking you will never fondle again, recovery is a wonderful thing. At the worst moment I was paralyzed from the neck down and they had some priest giving me last rights, while some administrator was planing the great bilk of my bluecross. Now I'm going to come back 100% I hope. The last vestage is my right hand and it's improved from about 75 to 90% in the last day or so.

Thanks

Sue the fuckers and take the money to retire in SEAsia..hehe

Fortunate indeed ! I FEEL your PAIN as Slick Willy used to say.

Sounds like my one and only Motosae accident. I ride a Harley Dyna Wide Glide here in LA. Bout a year ago some old cunt cut right in front of me changing from right to left lane and immediately hit her brakes to turn left - she forgot her turn I guess . I had no time to react except to hit the brakes and swerve to the right. Needless to say I started to lose it then overcorrected laying the bike down on it's right side. I still remember sliding down Pacific Coast Highway on my right side at about 35 MPH thinking - hey this ain't so bad ! The screaching of the metal against the pavement said otherwise and so did my right leg after I came to a stop. My pants were ripped to shreds and my leg dripped blood all aver the street. Dislocated shoulder and a couple of broken ribs did not help much either. Fortunately I had a leather jacket on so my arm and shoulder were not hamburger.

The most comical scene was ,after a couple of guys helped me get my bike upright - I was way too weak and shaky to even come close-- I rode the sucker home with the handle bars bent way to the right and my shredded pants flapping in the wind with blood streaming down my leg. I wonder what all those staring drivers thought I was doing as I passed by! I never caught up with the old fart that wiped me out either !! She took off and never looked back.

Enjoy your rehab my friend. I wish I would have rehabbed like you are doing. I went back to work the next day - what a maroon !

Thanks

I understand about the lady, I remember laying on the pavement and I couldn't move. The guy who cut me off was telling the cops that the was injured and his neck hurt. He told them that the ambulance should leave me and take him. What the fuck. I couldn't talk, only hear. They did take me and leave him. I didn't hang around Chicago long enough to find out if he's tried to claim against my State Farm. Blazers, I think if he sues me than I have to go for the money, because the guys that big a jagoff. I know you figure I'm being dumb, because I would tell my own client he's being dumb, but somehow it's different when it's me. Kuhn Mor a question. Did you sell the bike, or do you still ride?

I was well enough to go party on the Walking Street last night. I did Happy GoGo and barfined a young 30 Kg gal. We went drinking at a couple of other joints. This gal could keep up with me on the drinks and we retired for the night. With the help of my Vitamin C it was a good night. I hope that there are no side effects to 400mg Celebrex, and Vitamin C. Maybe rehab won't be so bad. It's begining to look up.

Sell it ?????
Hell no . I rode it home after the accident . It was still drivable ,barely, and then after I felt a bit better rode it into the Harley dealer for repairs. I still ride it to work most days with the price of friggin gas !! Saves me a bundle.


Dude !! 30 kg ? Is she a fucking dwarf ? That's like 66 pounds !

Gurock, I'm late catching up on your report and REALLY sorry to hear about your accident. You know, seeing you drive around Pattaya on the motor scooter was what made me decide to rent one, for the scariest experience of my life. I wish you the best in recovery.

I agree with Blazers. When you're feeling better, sue and retire.

KM

Glad to hear you kept motorsai as I'm trying to decide for when I get back. Insurance is paying for all repairs but small deductible. 30 Kg, I didn't translate lbs to kg good. She was about 90 lbs. I caught up with my Soi 8 girl from the last trip last night and she was one of the best I ever had. Just ok looking, but one of the best in bed I ever met. She comes from the same village as ex girlfriend so it took a little convincing to get her to go.

HM

Thanks for god wishes and don't let my accident scare you from motorbike in Pattaya. My accident happened in Chicago, where the cars don't give a fuck. It happened in bad traffic on a 500 lbs bike. I rented a scooter here in Pattaya and still ride just a little slower.