Ok Gang,

I started following Club Hombre back last Winter. This is my first ever trip to SA ie, Colombia.

Let me give a little back ground. I'm currently about 40 puonds over weight and 53 years old. I wanted to see if a fat assed Eastern Kentuckian can come here and have a good time.

Friday morning at 9am my secretary dropped me off at the air port, hour latter in Charlotte, then 2 hours in Miami. Miami was a pain in the butt, fortunately I'd checked my luggage when I started and it arrived with me in Columbia.

Touched down 9.30 last night. Getting of the airplane I asked where to I get my luggage, and was told to follow the crowd. I did, had to show my passport, then went to luggage retrival, and then through Customs. It was a breeze, which tickled me.

Hector was waiting with his Taxi, and damn, I wish I had had a video camera truned on for the ride to the Mansion. It was exciting.

Got to the Mansion, checked in, staff very nice, met Greg, very nice too.

Ok, now I am not into male bonding, but the guys here that are guest have been great. Lina, office manager has been wonderful.

Last night I was totally exhausted from flight down, and started to just crash in my room for the night. One of the other guest was giong to Vosie Dos, sorry about the spelling, plus my Spanish is none existant. He was an angel as I had no clue where we were going.

The place had a good crowd, and a bunch on nice looking women. Now guys, I am one picky bastard, and I thought 2 of the girls were exceptional. I managed to hit on one, a cute little brunette Andrea, we did, BJ and laid, guess the going price there was 150,000 pesos. Was good, was nice, and yes I did enjoy. We are getting together this afternoon to show me around Medellin.

I did see a bunch of street girls last night, but was happy where I was. Im here for 18 days, and yes, I think I am fucked. I LIKE.....

To be continued......appears spell check won't work on this computer, not wasting time ti check for typos.

RELAPSE

Sounds like a good start. Will you be taking any pictures?

Relapse....nice start. The 150K price is about 70 bucks. Not bad for a hot latina babe.

radio

Ill be seeing you on Monday Im coming in from LA. Check out the street girl scene that Radioman has made infamous in his reports so you can direct me to it.lol

See ya then bud
Scooby

Columbia, live on the ground....part2,

Good Morning all, I'm starting to realize when I touched down Friday night in Medellin that I expired and ended up in Heaven.

It's Sunday morning, and the cook, Jennife, at the Mansion just fixed breakfest. It was an omlet, toast and coffee, was good, and beats the hell out of the local Bob Evans back in Kentucky.

I've took some pics, but haven't got my laptop as of yet wired into the Mansions system. Probably do it Monday, and hope to upload some of them then.

Just these past few days been figuring out how to use new Cyber Shot Sony. I'm not electronically inept, just electronically disinterested.

On to the pussy report. Saturday, Andrea and a friend of hers came over to the Mansion. We headed out for lunch, went to a place open air down town. Yep, it's fun sitting there with a couple of danm cute girls.

The food was good, the girls had roast chicken, baked steak,and bottle of wine. I has a well done steak, an empanada, and a soda. Was all good and the bill was only $140,000.

We then hit one of the malls. I needed to pick up a tooth brush, only thing appears I forgot to pack was a tooth brush. It was funny walking around the mall. Andrea had gotten a big frozen Rasberry Margarita, and no more than I drink. Hell, I had a buzz almost started.

We got back to the Mansion and damn. I experienced every guys worse nightmare. We were up in the room downloading pics to the laptop, and Oh Good Gracious!!!!

The 2 girls, Andrea and her friend started dancing around, and stripping. Note, I have always been a one woman man, and damn or gracious, appears I was about to get gang banged. It was fun, it was exciting, but damn the luck..... I couldn't get a fucking nut!!!!! Andrea got off, good orgasiam, don't know about her friend, but damn....I was shot!!!

Andrea and her friend headed off to work, and I was just cussing myself. First ever tag teamed, and I couldn't get a fucking nut!!! Damn the luck..

Latter, Greg and 2 other guest were going to Lotrons, and talked me into going with them. I was tired, they paraded 8 or 9 girls out, and darn. Let me qualify this. I don't like pussy, but I dearly love good pussy. There is a difference. The line up at Lotrons just didn't get me fired up.

I did go with one girl, don't recall her name, she was sweet. I ended up giving her a massage. Then she gave me one, plus a BJ, and hot damn. I got a nut.


We left there, went down town to Ave or Avai Marria's to eat. The food was good, and there were women everywhere. Looked like a bunch of ants at an ant hill. They were everywhere, and cute!!!

We ended up at Flassie Dos, Andrea was working, and just hung out. Needless to say I'm currently exhausted. Not really makeing an effort and only 26 hours in country laid 3 times with 2 different women, and 5 bjs from 3 women. I'm just not accustomed to this.

Oh, Fassie Dos, next door is inside a warehouse. On both sides of the warehouse are little hutts, complete with ac, shower and bath. They are nice rooms, the going rate appears to be $150,000.

This afternoon, pool party, and more to cum, ups, more to come. Ah hell, probably both.

Relapse

Relapse says of Fase Dos: "They are nice rooms, the going rate appears to be $150,000."

That includes the chica. The chica gets $100K and the club gets $50K. Glad to know you are having such a great time. Do not worry about running out of leche. Happens to the best of us...although some do not admit it. You are right, we are not used to screwing that much and it is bound to happen. I practice Leche management, but it takes will power.

radio

For us old guys leche management is much easier.

Radio & Tomtom,

Thanks to both of you for being so gracious. There is a lot mort to report, but currently having to much fun.

I told my secretary in the states I was going to schedule the whole month of July here in Medellin. Appears I am falling inlove with the people and city.

More to come, street girl fuck, and twice though I was being kidnapped.

Having a Blast!!!

Relapse

Relapse,
It was good to meet another "good ole boy" Valentina was a blast for my stay until the end then major drama at 5:30AM the last day. So what did you really think of her. Glad to hear your having a good time. If you like Valentinas looks, check out Lina at Miel Y Canalas, not quite as pretty in the face but simular spinner body with a pretty good GFE attitude.
Look forward to more of your report, I'm on my way to Caracas now to see my novia.
Watch out for that Radioman fellow, rumor has it he's a shady character
Sparky

Hey Sparky,

You wonderful heathen, Valentina was-is beautiful. Good luck with the new marriage.

Hey Gang,

I have not forgotten you all. Just having to damn much fun to take the time currently to write.

Radio,

Snagged up with a bi-novia out of Fase Dos, but have hit the street scene Mayorista -spelling- twice. Drove thru Cali 53, 56, 57 etc at night, sorry looked dangerous.

More to came, and I have found heaven, Medellin Colombia.

Relapse

Relapse: I don't recommend Calle 53 after dark. It not only looks dangerous, it is. I suggest Calle 53 in the afternoon...before dusk. Then Calle 33 around 10pm...and if you don't find what you like, Mayorista after that.

Glad to know you are having so much fun. Be careful

radio

Hey Radio,

Thanks for the info on Calle 53, 57 etc, but not a problem as I like me. Did pull one out of Mayorista, and one from the street out side of San diego. Funny, the first time a few of us went to Mayorista I wouldn't get out of the taxi.

I decided to extend my stay 11 days, and am looking forward to meeting.

To the rest of the gang, just to much fun going on to write a trip report an the moment.

Relapse

Relapse, remember to rehydrate, otherwise you might shrivel up losing all that leche.

I've been back a week and am still exhausted. So is the johnson.

Hey Scrubb,

Howdy, and still here. I think I'm getting out next Tuesday.

Needless to say I am not looking forward to the withdrawls.

Last weekend Andrea and I flew up to Santa MArta, and had a wonderful time.

Oh, still not subsitute for charm, just kidding.

Stay warm!!!
Relapse

Radio, how the hell do you practise leche management when you don't spend one waking moment without a woman ?

Remember, I was in the room next door!

Relapse, was Radio kind enough to send Danielle over ? ...to earn her keep ? Remember, pictures ! We want pictures.

Hey Scrubb,

Radio did offer but I was always tied up with Andrea. News flash though, while Andrea and I were in Santa Marta, Radio and Anna Marie broke up. Don't know what happened, but heard Radio found another woman.

Last night Dianna, cute little brunette, have pics, and even got to sing Happy Birthday to her. I checked her ID. She just turned 19.

RAdio, hope you made it home ok, was fun meeting!!

Scrubb, stay warm during those cold Canadian nights. HeeHee

Relapse ! You are a pig.
I'm coming back down there to join you, though.

BAB NEWS, BAD NEWS, BAD NEWS...Last Tuesday I was suppose to fly out of here, I thought I had a 9:30 flight, but appears I actually was suppose to have an 8:10 flight. Damn the luck, broke my heart and staying another week.

I just wanted to say this place has met more than my miniscule expectations. I wanted to see if an out of shape, middle aged, eastern Kentuckian who knew no Spanish could come down here and have fun. Happy to report I have had a blast, and have booked Sept 1st thru Oct 8th for my second trip.

OH Scrubb, Ana MArie, fine, fine, wonderful BBBJ, Radio had to be a worn man!!!!!!!

More to come,
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