Part 1

ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: Europe: Netherlands: 2002/09 Sandman - Curacao Report: Part 1
By Sandman on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 07:41 pm:  Edit

Found myself destined for a business trip to Curacao. Nautrally I wanted to investigate the hobbying opportunities and began scouring archives on several sites to get the "lay of the land" so to speak;

Here is first day report;

Curacao is an island off the coast of Venezuela and is part of the ABC (Aruba Bonaire and Curacao) Netherland Antilles chain of islands. It is predominately Dutch but there are a lot of Spanish and local natives as well who inhabit this island. It is not very large and one could drive it's 60 Km length in about an hour. A vast majority of the people are multi lingual speaking, Dutch, Papamiento (local dialect), Spanish and English. This is not only true of the socially elite and well to do but the vast majority of the people. They can switch from one language to another with ease and many times carry on conversations with multiple people in multiple languages.

Quick two and 1/2 hour flight from Miami and slept most of the way after having to get up at 0 dark 30 to make and early flight out.

Arrived in Curacao. Small airport. Absolutely no problems with immigration or customs. Had reserved a hotel off the Internet and will not recomment this place for others. I plan to move tomorrow if possible.

Having researched the island before arriving, there was only one real mongering place repeatedly mentioned in the less than dozen archived reports I read.

Campa Allegre/Le Mirage:

Mongering haven.....? Yes! 100-130 Colombian and Dominican girls who live on premise and are there strictly for your hobbying pleasure. It is a literal comound surrounded by a 10' high brick wall. Inside are over 100 small apartments in about 16 different buildings where the girls reside and ply their trades. Cost is $3 US or $5 guilders entrance. You do go through security screening and a pat down. No cameras allowed (damn). Inside is an open parking lot, an open air dance and stage area with a couple of bars and big screen TV's. Beers are $3 for a small can and mixed drinks are more.

Programma is to walk around the various buildings and see the girls in their rooms until you like something you see. many are walking around, geting something to eat at the small restaurant, sitting on or near various planter areas or in and around the bar area. Most are Colombianas or Dominicas here on very strict 3 month visas. They pay the management $40 per day for the rooms and average 3-4 customers per night.

I can tell you there was every shape size and color. Very few 8's-9's; even some 1's-2's. Above average was a 7.5 and I found 2 I would consider an 8 (did both of them too within the few hours I was there.) It is a strick 30 minute session or until you pop, no second pops unless you want a second half hour extension. One girl wanted money up front in the room, the other waited till we were finished. Guess which one got the propina?

I would suspect if you were a regular and frequent customer you could probably enjoy a GFE experience but for the most part I got the impression this was a "slam, bam thank you mam" kind of place. If you finished before 30 minutes, session was over.

Not the greatest sex I have ever enjoyed but still better than some. Covered BJ's, cowgirl, Reverse, Mish and some doggy. Little massage afterwards and out the door looking for another.

I have one coming to my hotel on Sat for the day but their rules are very strict. She must be back by 6:00 or she is fined $40.

Will keep you posted and try for some photos. Little 24 yr old from Cali. 2 kids but still tight and semi-firm breasts.

Only "caution". Might want to consider renting a car here. Taxi's are atrocious. $15 for 6 mile ride from airport to my hotel. $20 each way from hotel to Campo. If I didn't have business partners driving me everywhere else, I probably would have rented a car.

Would not put Curacao in my top 10 mongering destinations and certainly would not select it as a place to just go mongering. If you find yourself here on a business trip or want some of the finest diving, it would be a nice little diversion.

Will check out a few clubs tonight and there is supposed to be a big beach party by the Sea Acquarium on Mambo Beach every Sat night. Will let you know.

By Godfather on Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 07:38 am:  Edit

Sandman is totally correct with his assessment of Curacao. I went there 4 years ago when I was married. (Damn I love being single now!). I don't think it's changed much. One night I tried seeing if there was any action but the action was VERY limited. I didn't even bother.

The taxi's sound like they are still a rip off. After the first day I rented a car. You could go broke getting around because the nice hotels are not too close to their "downtown" area.

I still had fun there. If you're a diver you'll be in Paradise. The ABC Islands are supposedly some of the best diving in the world. The quick flights from Miami also make it ideal.

Do NOT book a room off of the internet unless you have first hand knowledge it is nice. The internet makes a bunch of places look nice. I bought an American Airlines Fly Away vacation which included hotel/airfare. My room was such a dump that I ended up ditching that hotel and paying out of pocket to go to a 5 star hotel. Ended up going to Sonesta Resort. It was great but expensive at around $200 per night for a Suite.

Christoffel Park was kind of neat. But it was VERY hot. Went hiking in the scorching sun but some of the views are surreal. You'll be in a dessert environment and then see the ocean.

There is also gambling in Curacao if you're into that as well. Here is a link below with some various info. Let me know if you're interested and I'll email Hombre some pictures from Curacao. (I know it's not as exciting as pictures of chicas but sometimes it helps you get the flavor of the city). Good luck.

http://www.curacao-travelguide.com/activities/index.shtml

By Dongringo on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 06:28 am:  Edit

So, does that mean you still want us to to tell Camilla you're coming on Saturday?

By Gitano on Monday, September 16, 2002 - 04:26 pm:  Edit

Sandman's account parallels my experience. I was there in 1998. I would not return strictly for the hobbying. There are better places to go, St. Martin comes to mind. Diving would probably have to be be your main reason for going and the hobbying a plus. Definetly rent a car for this locale. I picked a hotel out of Fommer's guide. It was nice, but a little pricey at over $150 a night. Curacao is a little expensive beyond the $40 girls. The Mirage reminded me of a prison camp. The girls like to get out for the day, but the 6:00 PM return is a hard rule. There were a few cute Colmbianas when I was there.

By JIMMYDR on Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 06:18 am:  Edit

Thanks for the report. I was thinking about going here but now I can cross it off my list.


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