That night, Ana Maria and Dannie spent the night with me again. It was heaven. Monday afternoon, I headed back to street girl central and found more awesome babes. This is where the story gets a little bit crazy. I found two hotties and took them both up to Hotel Eros. The first thing we did was jump into the Jacuzzi for a little three-way action. These babes were up for some interesting sex play on the water...and seemed to instinctively know there job was to keep a hand on Mr. Winky at all times.

If you have ever been to Hotel Eros you would know that most rooms have a sex machine in them. Basically it looks like a big excercise machine, but it is really a SEXercise machine. It offers various positions to allow easier access to all of the chicas attributes. I was there with two street babes and positioned one of them on her back on the machine while I attempted to sit on the lower chair. Keep in mind we were both totally naked, and had just come out of the jacuzzi so the floor was wet. As I attempted to sit on the little stool to get into the proper DATY position, I put my hand on the seat that should have been bolted down to the machine. As I did that I slipped on the wet floor and the seat gave way, and I fell onto the damn thing allowing one of the sharp ends of the metal that was supposed to hold the seat to gouge me a new asshole. It was right behind my right hip bone by several inches, and it left a large cut about 5 inches long...and pretty deep. I probably needed stitches.

Blood immediately began to ooze out of this gaping hold in my ass. Here I am in a third world country with two street girls and a ripped open ass. One of the street girls showed compassion and immediately helped me with the wound...and then I did what any good monger would do. I get right back down on that freakin contraption, positioned that street girl in the right position...and dived in for a nice round of pussy munching. Yes I was dripping a little blood on the floor but I was not about to let this little misshap get the best of me. After I was done with Natalie, I put the other one in position...and ate her out too. I was amazed at how little pain I was in considered what I had done to my ass...but I guess it was simply mind over matter.

If you look at the third picture you see the lower seat on this freakin contraption. The guy sits on that lower seat, and positions the girl on the upper seat. It is perfect for DATY. But notice the second picture and the sharp metal corner of that piece where the upper seat was supposed to be bolted down. There were no bolts there. The seat was just resting there when I went to sit down and the seat flew off, and I slipped on the wet floor...and you know the rest.

I still have a nice battle wound. Some day I will tell my grandkids about grandpas war wounds. On second thought...maybe I won't.

radio

sounds like you'll be the one showing street scars now. (just don't start in with the paint.) Great report.

There is too much information in your report. I think Hombre is going to have to consult with the attorneys now. Im already convulsing just thinking about this.

(Message edited by ironeagle on April 28, 2006)

Radioman: Try this web:
www.chique-erotique.nl/chair.html
and click on "Dream Love Chair". I don't know its price. If you find out, please tell us.
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