Sup All!

Just recently went to Boytown in Nuevo Laredo and I have to say business and the ladies is still good. For those who never went to "Boystown" here is an idea. In a sense is a city within a city. Its not huge but its more than big enough to host its propose. Its surrounded by 4 huge walls and what I can tell there is only one entrance and traffic is hell after 2 am on the weekends cause the neighbors to the north come out in droves to have a good time. As soon you enter the compound you will see a police station to the left of you and a clinic to the right. Keep this in mind if you need some help but try avoid them if you dont need to be there.

As for getting there, I taken my car many times out there and I never had a problem with anyone messing with it. But make sure that when you park, try to do so on the entrance street cause thats where most of the cops and lighting are presently at. If you do park in, a cop will come over to you and asks for a "tip". Throw him a five dollars bill and he will make sure that no one messes with your car. But if you dont want to take your car, just simply cross the border by foot and look for a legit cab (dont take any gypsy cabs) and just tell the driver, "Boystown", its a 5 min ride and you usually pay a fare of 5 bucks. Sometimes they get greedy and asks for a little more. Just dont argue with them or they get the cops into it and not only you have to pay the fare but you have to pay the police "fines" also.

And for Christ sakes, use some common sense when you are out there. Like for instance, its not wise to take a brand new truck to Boystown, its not wise to flash your gold and a big wad of cash, and it not wise to go out there wandering all by yourself especially when you are drunk, EVER. Even though cops are located on just about every corner, they cant always get to you right away if you need help.

On to the women, you have the choice of going to the independents which you can tell right away if they are just standing outside a rented room or the club ladies which they work for a club and they use the club's rooms.

My preference are the independents cause if you treat them right they in return treat you right. They start at $15 bucks and go up from there. If want the super duper fun package, $40 bucks shall do in most cases. I never had to pay more than that and you can take your sweet time. They are all of sorts of type of women, from the young to the old to the skinny to the big boned. Some will do anything to get your attention everything from yelling, flashing, to literally dragging you into their room. You just got to walk around the compound just to see whats out there and most of the time you will see someone you like take for a spin. But just DONT come up to them all wasted or start barking orders like a ass, because they can turn you down cold or in some cases they just take your money and just lie there like a dead roach while you do your business, dont know whats worse. If you talk to a girl at the door, if she responds and comes up to you with a big smile then its all good. It will really help if you know some spanish or have a friend who can translate for you. As for the rooms it depends on the girl who rents it. Sometimes you can clearly tell the how clean are these rooms and most of the time they are not. But some of these girls take pride in what they do and clean up the room to make it presentable for their clients and if you choose carefully some of these room are air conditioned, very nice for those long hot summer nights. And if you want to, you can take a shower before or after the session, it just depends on the girl if she lets you use it.

On to the other type, club women, there is a bunch of clubs out there and the biggest one is called Casino del Papagayo and its the 1st club you see as soon you enter boytown and you cant miss it cause all the neon they have at the enterance. They flat out have the best looking women there and its always packed with patrons. But as I check out the other clubs there and trust me there lots of them, big and small, take a look around and explore. They also have a club with the main attraction which is called "Donkey Show". Dont know anything about it and I dont want to know. Try not to go to the clubs at the far left side of the compound and at the very back of it. I aint sure but I think they are gay bars, my partner in crime told me dont even think about wandering out there. Took his word for it. Out all the clubs they have ventured in, I only seen 2 that have a strip show going on but I cant remember the names but if you look around you can find them rather quickly. One of those strip bar club charges you a cover of 2 - 3 bucks and the other one doesnt. Of course they all have cold beer ready to be served up but some of them only serve one type of beer exclusively. And the waiter usually keeps the change only if you dont ask for it. Another tip, try not to bring in any bigger than $10 bills, just trust me on this.

Good things about club women are they really cant refuse to service you even when your wasted or being an ass. Just get a waiter to get you the woman you want and she comes if she is not busy or with a regular, cause its club policy (what the waiter tells me) that every woman must cater to every man who request for her. Bad thing is when you use their rooms, you only have 20 mins or less. And trust me gentlemen, nothing gets you out of the mood when someone starts banging on the door and yelling loudly that your time is up. As for the rooms some of them are really kept up with some A/C blowing cool air and some of them are not clean and they have a fan that barely works. It all depends upon the club management.

My only real gripes when I went recently that the lines and the times are longer to get back to the States. But if you want to keep this great country safe then you and I can deal with it.

Until next time mis amigos.

Monte Fuego