Most everybody seems to post on Angeles City when they talk about Manila so, I thought I would add an experience in Paranque to give a taste to those like myself who are just overnighting in Manila due to a layover.

I am tavelling to Cebu for business. I have a layover in Manila that is supposed to be 12 hours but, after delays in Narita, Immigration, customs and changing some money at the airport, I don't get into my room at the Hyatt Regency with as much time as I had planned on.

Wash the plane off me and take care of some emails and I am out the door. I am walking distance from Baclaran but I let the doorman get me a taxi anyway. I tell the doorman I want to go to Club Havana. A co-worker who spent 3 months in Manila on business recommended it for the cuban cigars priced 15-20 dollars US and quality western booze.

The doorman told Manuel where to take me in Tagolog so its my own damn fault. On the way Manuel mentioned that the Hyatt is good about letting guests bring girls back. Apparently there are lot of hotels that are very "strict" and don't let the guests have "guests."

500P for the taxi, but I have the taxi all night.

We pull up in front of Victory Hills. A KTV club. Not what I asked for but Manuel and the doorman need thier finders fees and I am on a plane again in 7 hours. I need a little something to help fight the jetlag. Her name is Christine and she is waiting inside.

800P cover, 90P for a San Miguel.

Several things recommend Christine. Her smile at least appears to be genuine. She doesn't have the tummy most of the girls here are displaying. She is wearing a small cross on the chain around her neck. None of the other girls are wearing necklaces at all and most have no jewelry at all. Most importantly, she is the only one not wearing black.

775P Lady's Drink.

Barfine 8000P. Too damn high. I look around and realize there are a lot of Japanese in here driving the price up. I settle with the Mamasan for 6000P. She makes a point of saying that this includes Christine's cut.

Still too high but like I said I am on a tight schedule. So, Christine and I are out the door and Manuel brings us back to the Hyatt.

Back in my room, Christine becomes a bit more tentative than I anticipated. I ask her about it and she says she is scared. Apparently she has seen me on TV and this scares her. Not having made anything more than a local news show a couple of times I am a bit suprised that she has seen me on TV in the Philippines.

Apparently, she thought I was Ron Jeremy and what she was afraid of is his massive tool.

She was nice enough to say that my 8" is still pretty big, but there was a lot less trepidation when it was time to get busy. First, of course, are the obligatory showers.

She was game for most positions but was not enthused about oral, giving or receiving. I finally convinced her to try it but, she was doing such a poor job of it I finally let her off the hook, so to speak.

In bed she was very active and energetic. Really quite pleasing. Both times. I gave her 500P for a taxi despite what the Mamasan said.

8665P. Total cost for a layover in Manila just about 200 US. I will do things a little diferently on the way back. Most importantly I will make sure the cabbie is taking me where I asked to go.

Oh well it was fun just the same. Next stop Cebu. I haven't seen much posted about there either. I am sure I will have a bit to add on that location shortly.

Are you serious? 8665P for a KTV girl from Victory Hills? Dude you just got shafted for about 4 times the going rate.

They definitely ripped you a new one, sorry to say. I will admit, there was some fantabulous eye candy the one and only time I entered the establishment a couple years back.

That place exists to separate you from the contents of your billfold. I figured that out pronto. The place was full of high rolling Japanese and Koreans. The upside? Many of the girls performed in their birthday suits.

I was there once on last trip to Manila and also got the feeling of it being an overpriced tourist trap. I was quoted 7500p barfine and though there were a few lookers, most were displaying a tummy like Wolf described. The nude show was the only redeeming value.

It's a shame that she knew you were NOT Ron Jeremy by looking at your tool.