Sep 02: Late Lunch or Late to Lunch

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By Latasian on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 11:14 am:  Edit

Morning came all too quickly and Rafaela was off to where ever these girls get off to during the day.

I showered and slept a little more before getting up to meet the guys for lunch at 13:00. Well, I show at the appointed place a bit late and they have already eaten!!! My God they must have been famished and the food pre-prepared for their arrival. No, it turns out that UWphoto hold told them to meet for lunch at 12:00. Well, it appears that I am going to have to eat alone if I am to get fed this afternoon as the guys are all ready to head out for some escort/afternoon action. I decide to pass on eating and walk down the street with the guys. GodFather stops to say goodbye to one of the restaurant doorgirls. While chatting with her we meet an American, Jeff, who has been to Buenos Aires several times and ?loves it?. We chat a little about the scene and other tourist stuff to do in Argentina while walking back down the street. It turns out that Jeff hasn?t eaten yet and is planning to so he and I go back to the same restaurant where the others had eaten. Jeff is a pretty cool guy we chat about the economic situation in Argentina and the ?normal? tourist stuff that there is to do. We also talk about our experiences in Buenos Aires. He doesn?t know anything about the various boards. He seems unhappy with his hotel so I tell him about the Etoile. After lunch he wants to see the Etoile so I take him there and show him the Diplomatic Suite. I think he will be staying there on his next trip.

We are supposed to meet the guys at Cutty Sark so off we go. When we get there it?s dead with only one girl of any interest. So we belly up to the bar and drink and tell stories while occasionally checking out this chick and rating her obvious talents. UWphoto shows up shortly and regails of with stories of his find at Café Orleans. GodFather is here no more. We invited the interesting girl to have a drink with the 3 of us. Her English wasn?t too bad. After a time KickStand puts in an appearance. By that time there were still no other doable girls in the bar and we are all thinking about who will get the one. Jeff for his part is leaving in several hours, thus declines. UWphoto had just finished but I think he still would have gone again. KickStand announced that he was going to go for it if no one else would. So, I stepped up to the plate and swung. Some chit chat later it was sealed that she?d like to see the Diplomatic Suite at the Etoile. Well, I bid goodbye to Jeff and hasta leugo to UWphoto and KickStand. UWphoto tells me on the way out that I ?HAVE? to get a picture of Marisol?s belt. Back at the room Marisol is pleasant and we actually have a conversation. Her English is much better than I originally gave her credit. I ask permission for photos and she agrees to ?a few?. It turns out to be only two but I did get the picture of the belt as requested. Did I mention that I like the Jacuzzi in the Suite? Anyway I notice that Marisol has reddish welts - lots of them. I ask her about it. She tells me that it?s an allergic reaction to metal. I was leary of this explaination as she was wearing a huge metal belt. She told me that it was only some metals and only sometimes. I still wasn?t convinced. Marisol told me that she had gone to the Doctors and she was sure ?for her daughter?s sake? that it was just an allergic reaction. I wasn?t moved by this argument and we agreed on something less than usual for a little less than usual. I knew that my utility kit would serve me well. It never hurts to be prepared. After we have done those things that could be done safely we headed out to eat. My original promise to her was to eat at a place in Puerto Madera but we were running late and I was supposed to meet UWphoto and KickStand at Newport, therefore we decided to eat at one of the local restaurants. Marisol was a great dinner companion. The conversation was interesting and she was even funny. Just as the bill was delivered KickStand calls to ask where everyone is. I tell him that I have just finished dinner and will be at Newport in moments as I am less than a block away. I pay the bill and Marisol and I walk to Newport. We say goodbye before I go in and she catches a taxi. In Newport KickStand informs me that he has hooked up with someone and that I am on my own. Before he can pay the bill and get out of the door in walks UWphoto. KickStand does the intros and then jets off with his new friend. We agree to meet later at Catto. UWphoto and I go to Café Orleans where he swears that the talent has improved and is wall to wall. When we arrive it?s not so good anymore. We don?t even stay for a drink but go looking for an ATM. We both need a little cash. Once we have a bit of cash in our pockets we are trying to figure out what to do until it?s time to meet KickStand. We run into a tout that is pitching a club called Monte Carlo. Jeff had regaled us with stories of this club and it?s many bounties and abundant fun. We decided to give it a look see as the tout said it was close by. I don?t know where this guy got his idea of close from but I thought that we were walking to Rio!! Anyway, once we got to Monte Carlo it was past being dead. There were like two or three girls there and all were waaaaaay past unappealing in my book. But like the risk takers that UWphoto is we sat and had some beers to see if things were going to get better. I will tell you now that whatever they brought in that glass was NASTY. It was VILE. I couldn?t take more than three sips of it. UWphoto on the other hand seemed ok with it. While we were drinking (or not drinking in my case) two ?women? came to sit with us. At that point I offered to pay the bill so we could jet. UWphoto was content to sit a little longer and ?enjoy? his beer. Well, after a few minutes of attention from the two even UWphoto was ready to leave. I paid and we jetted to Cattos as it was almost time to meet KickStand. We WALKed a short distance to Cattos. It turns out that Monte Carlo is not far from Hook, Ness and Cattos. Into Cattos we go. It?s pretty busy. I don?t see Rafaela right away so I content to sit and watch the floor show while checking to see if there is anyone else that I want. It?s Uwphoto?s last night so I suggest that we have a party. I had researched some upscale short time hotels and had the information on my computer back in the room. The plan ? each guy gets two girls, we grab some libation, get a big suite and party with the only restriction being that personal stuff be taken to your own hotel room. UWphoto was convinced but did see anything he liked in Cattos. KickStand showed, was informed of the plan and made his first choice in short order. I found Rafaela and asked her to bring her friend she had told me about. Unfortunately her friend was gone for the night. Rafaela did point out several other girls but I wasn?t impressed. Uwphoto and I headed over to Hook while KickStand was still selecting his second. I grabbed Julieta and asked her to select another friend, which she did in short order. Luzminda was not the prettiest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing nor was she the least attractive. Her English was minimal but sufficient. But most importantly she and Julieta appeared to be friends. UWphoto choose one girl almost immediately and had her choose another. Conversations ensued to make sure that each of the girls understood the plan. I had UWphoto repeat the conversation with my pair just to make sure I had communicated the plan properly. After we both agreed that they understood I paid for my choices and returned to Cattos to pry KickStand out of there. I left as quickly as I could as I didn?t want to have to face Rafaela and explain the situation though if it?s anything like Asia I am sure she found out the sordid details later. After waiting several minutes outside in the cold both parties showed. UWphoto with 4 ladies in tow and KickStand with his two. We talked about hotels. I recommended two. The problem was that I didn?t know the addresses and the available taxis didn?t know the locations by name. I offered to return to the hotel to retrieve the addresses but UWphoto didn?t think that would be a good idea. So we asked the girls to choose a good short time hotel. One was selected and we took a convoy of 3 taxis to the location. It was some what amusing when we arrived trying to explain to the attendant that we didn?t want three rooms but only one REALLY big room or suite. After some price negotiations we sent KickStand to view the room before paying. His report was that it was too small. Another room was offered. Once again KickStand did recon and this time reported that the room was acceptable. Money was exchanged and we went up to the room in shifts. Did I mention that the elevators in Buenos Aires are small ? it was a tight fit for a gringo and two chicas at a time. I was bringing up the rear. When I arrived at the room I was disappointed that it was just a regular sized hotel room ? not large at all. But it did have some interesting features such as the glass view into the shower from the bed. I could sense that things weren?t working out as desired and UWphoto announced that he was going to jet as this wasn?t what we had in mind and it was getting late so he would return to his hotel room. I concurred and also informed my choices that we would be returning to the Etoile. KickStand choose to stay as his choices were booked for only two hours while UWphoto and I had booked ours for TLN. Back at the Etoile Julieta and Lizminda raided the minibar, after asking permission ? beer and snack chips again. The usual photo session followed. And then we broke out the toys. All I can say is that Julieta knows what Bo don?t know.

By Carlosh on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 05:42 pm:  Edit

Great report--I like the low key approach to the erotic details. When are you going to post the pictures?

I am looking forward to your take on Hee-oh!!!

By Latasian on Sunday, September 29, 2002 - 10:23 am:  Edit

There won't be any pictures posted as I am not a paying memeber of CH and thus don't have access to the picture container on this board.

By Hombre on Sunday, September 29, 2002 - 10:47 am:  Edit

Most photos are submitted via email or FTP. Photographers receive free upgrades, length and other incentives vary depending on quantity and quality of photos submitted.

By Amous on Saturday, October 05, 2002 - 08:04 pm:  Edit

Latasian:
It makes for easier reading by using paragraphs here and there.


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