When I left SL I asked the guy out front how much the trip to the airport would cost. He pretended he didn't know. When I got there they guy wanted $20! I paid $10. What's the real rate now?

Unlike Computerguy (He was at SL the same time I was. Was he the tall balding guy who we saw knocking out girls left and right? Everytime we saw him he was going back to his room with a Tica or coming out of his room with two of them.), at the airport sure enough the lady searched me in front of everybody and she pulled out my bag of condoms and lube. Amazingly I didn't even flinch. Yep lady, sorry, I have a few left over...

Upon my return to work I was temporarily tranferred over to a new division. I was told I wouldn't see the project manager or his assistant for a few days as they were "Fishing in Costa Rica". I almost busted out laughing. When I did finally meet him it took every ounce of strength to not ask, "I nailed 16, how how many did you get?"

I'm much more sympathetic to the plight of those taking pictures. You're pressed for time, the lighting is terrible, and the girls usually don't know how to pose. Not only that, but some guys have called one of my girls ugly. I don't think any of them are ugly, and there may be properties that don't come out in the camera. Vanessa is easily the prettiest girl at Zona Blue, but my photo makes her look old an tired. I also apologize because I didn't confirm with the girls that I could post the nudes so out of respect I'll wait until I can get a confirmation.

So last night I went to sleep and my little head says, "Now explain again why isn't Stephanie's perfect posterior is not bouncing up and down on me right now?"

Excellent question...excellent question...

"I didn't confirm with the girls that I could post the nudes so out of respect I'll wait until I can get a confirmation. "

wtf , yea tell them there going on the web , that will help us take pictures in the future , dumbass