Just got back from a week in Buenos Aires, what a place. This being my first trip, didn't know what to expect. It sure started with a bang. Right off the plane, myself (Mr. Salty) my amigos J-Diggler and CL Sanchez hit the Recoleta with some pre-cocktails, then a giant steak dinner with the works (a whopping $50 dollar bill), then for some dessert. Argentina is known for its prime cuts of meat and its prime cuts of ass, and it did not dissappoint. After a few more after dinner cocktails, it was off to Madaho's. What a place, wall to wall hotties all over the joint. After some time soaking it all in, we somehow lost CL Sanchez. We thought he just found some honey and took off, but sure enough he shows up in a daze. CL Sanchez pulled a LaNarco and passed out in the bathroom stall, due to too many carparina's. Of course, what else is new. After that, we sent him home to fight on another day. Thus, it was me and J-Diggler left, and it was time to get on the bang bus. Diggler noticed 2 young candidates sitting across the way, and ordered me to send one of them over. I sent over this nice brunette, 21 years old, hot body punani. Naturally, I saddled up next to the blonde, 20 years old. She had her shit together, slim, boomin' system up top, in the back. Found out they were sisters. So I set up Operation Sister Act II, and negotiated the standard deal. J-Diggler and I took these girls back to the No-tell Motel to re-enact every Peter North move we've ever seen. This was night one, Argentina rules.

A few nights later, we go to Shampoo, nice place, a little smaller than Madaho's. Acutally has a dance floor, I was tempted to do the Salty Shimmy, but held off. After hanging out for awhile, J-Diggler found his jewel of the Nile, Alejandra, Venezualan-Argenitinian, she had to be one of the hottest Latina's we've ever seen, with a huge rack, natural curves, and hot face. A 10 for sure. Diggler makes off with this gem for 2 hours. From what I gathered afterwards, everything on the menu was offered, except maybe anal.

During our trip, we would sprinkle trips to Exedra, Orleans, and Newport, which were classic joints like no other. I would love to work in downtown Buenos Aires, and on any given day, walk into a cafe in broad daylight, and see a bunch of hotties just sitting there by themselves at a table, waiting for you. My only regret is passing up on the Liv Tyler look-alike at Orleans, who was just smokin' hot. CL-Sanchez, if you ever get a chance to see this hottie, please take one for the team for all of us.

on the last night for Senior Salty, after another awesome full blown steak dinner, it was time for one last drink at Newport, the night time version of Orleans, but with live music playing anything from Depeche Mode to the Rolling Stones. We end up seeing our Brazilian friends, 4 blondes, ranging from 6-8. Being the last night, I figured why not, and took one of the Brazilians out for one more Scat-bang-tango run...And it did not dissapoint. She was a little dirty birdy, and I couldn't have ended the trip any better.

After a few hours of sleep, I got up, packed, took a scat-dump in the hotel closet in honor of J-Diggler and headed out to the sunset. Can't wait to get back to the BA. I think Diggler, CL Sanchez, and myself are pooling our money to buy a condo down there.

Signing off,

Mr. Salty

Sanchez was anyone in your party look American? Was there any problems being American in BA? I want to visit, but how safe is it? As stupid as this sounds, could Rio be safer?

There is no comparision between Rio and B.A. with regard to safety. There is always an element of risk in any big city....but BA is safer then most American or European cities...Rio (and SP) are significantly more dangerous....however even Rio is actually very safe. I've been there 20+ times with not a single real problem. Now, I've also lived and/or worked in a number of area's considered dangerous. I dress correctly, where appropriate shoes and am relatively "street savvy"...this eliminates 85% of the potential for a problem...the other 15% is simply wrong place wrong time....which happens anywhere.

Sanchez: Could you provide any information about what you paid, and how the negotiations went? Although I have been to BA a number of times, I don't feel I have a real line on the mongering there, particularly at the clubs. Also, I assume you have to negotiate in Spanish?

BA is pretty similiar to Rio (help) or SP (clubs) in that you have a range but YYMV. Language skills help but arent really that important. Things might have changed but last trip was as follows....

$P150 for orleans (+ hotel) (this varied with 200-250 high end...but easy to get down to 150 most of the time.....

Newport was $P150-200 for TLN....

Madaho's and other higher end clubs vary with asking prices in the $P300-400 range with $P250 as a good benchmark...usually for 90 min to 2 hours. Was harder to get a TLN price unless it was late....but many gals would stay all night?....

The "gringo tax" is more a question of how you handle things vs language skills or race....its much like Rio was back in 92-97....pricing is based on if the gal likes you as much as anything else....alot of "semi pro's" (IMO) vs hardened GP's like Rio is now....back in mid 90's it was pretty easy to find gals going to school who turned a "trick" a week or took a couple of weeks to build up some cash....much like you find in other areas of brazil now....

Sanchez - how much did your friend pay for Alejandra at Shampoo (@ 2 hours)? I took her home a few months ago and couldn't get her below 350p for one hour. That was more than I usually pay, though as you saw she is smoking hot. Did she use the line that she was a dancer?

The sister thing at Madahos might have been real or a ruse. When this happened to me I put them to the test - I asked them to whisper their mother's name in my ear. They were caught off guard and could not deliver.

bluelight - BA is relatively safe, no worries.
Laguy - see my last report for prices at several clubs

Esteban- I negotiated $300 pesos for 2 hours for amigo J-Diggler. She was quite smitten with him from the get-go, so I guess that's why she agreed to that price. She didn't pull the dancer line, but per Diggler, she did give him some lap dances to get the party started.

Amigos, all is safe here in BsAs, especially in these neighborhoods we're talking about. Come, inject this economy with your own version of economic development and amistad while the gettin' is good at 3:1. -- CLSmooth

300p/2h for someone of Alejandra's caliber is hard to believe - unless it was near closing time. If you negotiated this before 2am you are a master negotiator. I usually try to make my selection and leave by 1am or so.

Thanks for the BA info. If you ever get a chance, go to Argentina in Nov. You leave the US and the leaves are on the ground and it's getting cold. You step off the plane in BA a few hours later and Spring is busting out all over. Pretty awesome stuff.

I'd recommend a trip up to Rosario if you get a chance, you'll be glad you did.

Huevon, any more suggestions? I'll be in BA in Feb 07 for a month?