I took the flight KLM direct from Amsterdam airport to Bangkok it was a night flight it took 9 hours, I arrived to Bangkok Saturday morning around 11 o’clock it was Very easy with the custom I took a taxi to Nana hotel (I had the information about nana hotel from the trip articles in club Hombre). Lucky I got a room in 5th floor anyway I took a little rest and my holiday began by walking in front the hotel to nana plaza, I saw many lovely ladies in the first bar Big Dog I ordered a Heineken beer at the same moment 2 ladies came and sit by my side and there hands where all over my body and one of them was beauty and I was falling for her so I asked her if she will come with me, it was my first day in Bangkok I didn’t know exactly what was going on and what I have to do, but she straight say’s 3000 baht for long time, it was good for me, I told her okay any she ask for 400 baht bar fine, I paid with out any objection , so I took her to the hotel and the first moment she start kissing and told me she will take a shower and I must fallow her so I did, god its good this girl is hot she gave the best Blow job I ever had fallowed by 2 times good fuckking she had very nice body and smooth and firm ,(I spent 4 hours fucking ,blow job, massage).I took 3 hours rest and at 9 o’clock we went down in hotel restaurant it was a good restaurant and very tasty Thai food I don’t remember the name anyway she told me she will make me enjoy my stay in Thailand.

The first stop is at Big Dog for one drink and it was 10 o’clock Saturday evening there was a lot of beautiful girls in the bar I wanted to see everything but she didn’t allow me she told me we should go to Hollywood disco, so she took me by taxi I paid 150 bath it was nothing to compare to Amsterdam, we arrived to Hollywood it was packed I paid 900 bath for 1 bottle of whisky and in side was full hardly I found a small table and I paid 200 for soda and cola we had very good time with the show I saw so many beautiful girls inside but she didn’t give me time to look around she keep kissing and hugging as if she was my girlfriend since 2 years ago , we left the disco heading back to nana hotel. It was crowded in the lobby I asked what’s going on later I found that there is a disco in the hotel it was an army of girls they all locking for anyone to pick them .any way it was a long night this girl is hot she made me cum for 4 times again doing everything I was dead tired so that was my first day in Bangkok I didn’t see a lot but I conclude that Thai girls is hot a lot hotter then Europeans girls.

The next day it was Sunday I wanted to do something but this girl she started the morning with a good blow job and she wanted to stay with me but I didn’t want so I paid her 4000 baht and she left.

I spent my morning going a round in Sukhumivt road. Back to nana plaza for beer at 3 o’clock and I decided to visit all go go bars in this area and I did found nothing interesting so at 8o’clock I went to soi cowboy (also the information from club hombre). I found that long gun was interesting lot of nice girl. I found a very cute girl and she was skinny and big boobs (my style). I bar fine her it was 600 baht and she wanted to go for only LT for 4000 baht, I agreed I took her for nana hotel straight to my room it was 11 o’clock so took a shower and start with her she was also so hot and good BBBJ I came in her mouth and that was great I love it, I slept with her 2 times and she was hot and good. I was hungry so I told her to come with me down to the lobby to search for food and wanted to stay in the room .so I went down it was interesting a lot of girls and beautiful ones so I decided to get rid of that girl I went up and I told her that I lost interest so I paid her 4500 bath and she left so I went back to the disco in the same hotel, it was dark and loud music and the disco was full with girls it was hard to choose one they all looks nice and skinny. So I waited till 2 o’clock and when it was closing time all came out and I found a very young skinny and perfect body so I asked her to come with me and she was happy and asked for 2000 baht. I agreed so we went out to eat she was only 20 years old by the way she looks 15 and she can speak good English we eat at outdoor barbeque things I don’t know what is it but it was tasty and we head buck to the hotel there was 1000’s of girls waiting outside the hotel for any body can pick them and many looks nice.

In the room start with a shower then first she refuse to do blow job but I insist for that that and finally she agreed and she gave me a good one but I came on her face, she didn’t like that but she didn’t said anything she cleaned and came to bed for second round I kissed her all over then I fucked her two times and went to sleep.

Next day I woke up at 10 O’clock and I tried to make her giving me another blow job but she refused so I paid her 2000 baht and she left. I Decided to go to Pattaya to see if what I have read is correct or not I took a taxi to Pattaya cost 1100 baht the journey took 2.5 hours it wasn’t bad it was raining hard I arrived at 15.20 and I found a room in Flipper lodge hotel in soi 8 and the room was nice, I took a rest for 2 hours and after I went down to see what’s going on first stop was the bar in the corner of soi 8 a lot of nice girls, in the 1st hour I took one girl for short time she was dark, skinny, young maybe she is15 or 16 years old but she told me she was 23 years she speak good English and she love Nederland man (they all say that in Thailand in Bangkok all the girls I have been with said that What is it ????)Any way she gave me the best BBBJ I ever had in my entire life I came in her mouth and nothing she said she went to WC and brush her mouth and came back and I slept with her 3 times in 2 hours time she was so hot and she came 2 or 3 times, I really didn’t wants her to go so I asked her to stay with me all the night she was very happy and she promise me she will show me everything and promise to give a night I never forget in my life I was happy and we 1st went to eat in a restaurant in beach road between soi 7 and 8 this restaurant is good I loved it after we finish we start walking down the beach road heading to walking street I found so many bars in that area.(by the way I didn’t see in my life so many bars and girls and gogo bars in one area less then 1 kilometer ) It was great . So I decided that next year I will visit Thailand for 5 weeks in November because I heard that it’s the best time. I will return to my story we went first to walking street and she show me everything and we end up in Toni’s. A nice disco with a show a lot of nice girls nice atmosphere I order beer and she order Bacardi we had a nice time, she start dance up the small table that we were standing drinking she was so sexy dancer at 12 o’clock we went to another place called Xicte or something like that its also a disco and show it was great (this city is paradise).

At 2 o’clock we went back to walking street to Marine disco it is another perfect place its nearly closing time this place was packet I didn’t see that much girls in my life in one place they all looking for someone to go with. 2.30 we went down to the street and the street was full, so many girls walking around we ate and took the taxi to soi 8, soi 8 was also full (what’s going on) maybe all the girls in Thailand was in the streets I was really shocked. We went to the room and start with a shower and in the shower she gave me a wonderful blowjob it took me minutes to shot my cum in her mouth. And after in the bed she was so hot I can not forget what she did to me that night I came so many times she will not stopping (what is it in this land the girls is so hot and sexy). Finally I couldn’t take it any more and I went to sleep.

The next day I awoke at 11 o’clock start with a shower together she gave me again a good blowjob and I was tired from the last night we went down to the lobby and it was a nice weather outside and I wanted to sent the girl home but she insist to stay and show me a lot of places and promise to do her best for having a good time so I agreed to stay with her my last day in Pattaya, we start with having a lunch in the same restaurant near by in the beach road and we decided to rent a scooter to go to Gumitean beach its around 4to5 kilometer south Pattaya it was a nice area a lot of nice hotels beautiful beach we swam and eat it was a good time that I spent with that girl .we came back to Pattaya in the evening and I went for rest and shower preparing for the night, I wanted to visit the gogo bars in Pattaya but that girl was not happy for the idea but she later promise that she to take me to see and we started with soi pattayaland 1+2 and we visited a lot of gogo but it was not that interesting in Bangkok the girls was more beautiful any way we end up in Toni’s disco we had a good time till 12 o’clock we went back to the hotel and we start another session for 2 hours she did everything it was great with this girl in November sure she will be one of the girls that I am going with.

Next day I paid the girl the money + tips and promise to see her in November, and I took a taxi to Bangkok it was an easy ride to Bangkok again in Nana Hotel, I got a room and I took a good rest and in the evening I decided to go to Patpong.i heard about this place from a lot of friends in Amsterdam so I took the meter taxi to Patpong and it was a busy a lot street vendors and I started with the gogo bars but I was afraid from the ladyboys .it was not that easy to know if the girl is a boy or not so I was looking at the beautiful girls and I couldn’t believe that they are boys so I decided to return to nanaplaza and I took a meter taxi to nana it cost nothing 150 baht which is nothing compared to taxis in Amsterdam.

Nanaplaza was not that busy and I went inside for gogo bars I found a lot of nice girls but I didn’t find the right girl for the night. So I decide to go to soi cowboy and long gun to look again I took a taxi to soi cowboy and the long gun was very busy hardly I found a chair to sit.

The moment I sit my eye found the girl she was very beautiful and she also was looking toward me and smile so immediately I sent her a drink and when she finish dancing she came sit with me, she was 20 years old, skinny, very sexy body. And she speak little English

But she understand everything so I was falling for her I paid her bar fine and took her to a restaurant in nana hotel and after to the room, she was not that hot and no blowjob and even only one time sex and she went to sleep I was not that happy with her performance so next day I sent her home with 2500 baht.

The last day in Bangkok started with shopping buying T-shirts and a lot of nice articles its not expensive every thing in cheap in this land.

The last place I went is Eden club that is the place hard to forget I went in I ordered a beer and someone came to me and explain what is the role in this place and I chose one nice girl and she also chose one and we went up, they did every thing we had a good group sex and I had a nice experience never to forget and sure I will be back to this place.

Finally I took the taxi to the airport at 10 o’clock evening to take the plain to Amsterdam at 12.30.

3,000 and 4,000 baht for long time. I guess you didn't read this site before making your trip because you might have paid more than any monger I have ever heard of and you paid those rates for third tier beer bar girls. Sorry buddy, but they fleeced you. Glad you had a good time but you could have had the same time for about half the price and the service would have been the same.

Agree. Glad you had a great time but you got ripped on prices. Even meter taxi. He took you for a scenic ride. At most the meter is 45-50 baht from Patpong to Nana. Even the rip off cabs without meter charge only 100 ! As for all the girls like Nederland man. If you said you were German she would have told you Germans were her favorite-- ditto Italian, english etc. These girls are pros and tell you what you want to hear. Thai girls are infamous for " pak wan " sweet talk literally sweet mouth. You almost ruined your trip by taking the first girl you saw LT. Especially since you gave her 4,000 ! She's gonna latch onto you like a python as you found out. Remember-- do not think of prices in your country to think about cheap. Use the prices qouted on this site and you will save enormously on your next trip . Welcome to the wonderful world of Thailand. " Amazing Thailand " is not just a tourist slogan.

Well friend I might paid more I didn’t knew after what I read in club hombre reports about Thailand I convince I did paid a lot more then I should.
Well friend I am going again 1st of November for 5 weeks and I will be in Bangkok on 2nd of November and I will spend the first 2 weeks in nana hotel and I will spend another 2 weeks in flipper lodge in Pattaya . and the last week in Nana hotel Bangkok . I will be the 5 weeks Thailand and I will happy if meet any of the friends from club hombre and have a drink and spend a good time with nice Thai ladies.

WOW! THIS was a frickin' GREAT report. I mean over the top CLASSIC!

Among many classic recounts, this is my favorite:

"In the room start with a shower then first she refuse to do blow job but I insist for that that
and finally she agreed and she gave me a good one but I came on her face, she didn’t like
that but she didn’t said anything she cleaned and came to bed for second round I kissed her
all over then I fucked her two times and went to sleep. "

YOU are the MAN!!!

Sounds like you had a helluva time. Forgive the trolls who say you overpaid, they're busy managing their claim tickets at the pawn shop to ensure they can cover the vig on the credit card so they can pay for next month's airfare.

A couple other comments, jes' for fun:

"she told me she was 23 years she speak good English and she love Nederland man (they all
say that in Thailand in Bangkok all the girls I have been with said that What is it ????)"

I think it's their impeccable worldwide reputation for excellent personal hygiene.

"So I decided that next year I will visit Thailand for 5 weeks in November because I heard that it’s the best time."

Can you make any money in Thailand teaching Dutch? I predict THIS GUY will find out!

I'd take back every flogging of a newbie I ever did if 1/5 could write like this guy. Thanks for the report.

I'm not suggesting that the guy count his pennies. I just feel that the market will be fucked up if guys like this continually pay insane rates for lower tier girls. If the girl was an incredible massage girl or go go girl...so be it. I make excellent money. Being informed about the going rates of girls has nothing to do with income or generosity..

Ah, the old tired whine about 'ruining the pricing structure'... Obviously the field of economics isn't what's making you that 'very good money' and allowing you to take monthly vacations to the other side of the planet. Keep your day job.

When the economy goes down, attorney's make more money...that's the economics of lawyers...

"When the economy goes down, attorney's make more money...that's the economics of lawyers... '

Oh, ROFLMAO Lawyers make money when the economy goes up, and they make money when it gies down. Wanna bet the billable hours being racked up in ENRON,WCOM.... debacle ?

Oh read my DOTCOM debacle trip report. Probably the most expensive puntering episode on this Board.

Maybe we should have an FAQ for each destination so it is easier to follow guidelines to not overpay for services. It seems the gringoes always end up paying more wherever they go.

Hey Porker
So when are you going to get your butt to Thailand?

Athos, that is a great idea. It is something I have thought about for a long time.

I can write the one on Thailand. You can write the one on Rio. And Porker can write the one on Monterrey and TJ.

Athos, I second that idea with Xenono.I can help with either one,and CR.

Athos: When you give me the second half of a 2x1 air ticket or I win the lottery, whichever comes first. Or maybe Blazers will let me sweep up around his office for a ride in his suitcase on his next monthly journey...

Re: Price FAQ's, it shouldn't take much to write one.

Porker,

I thought you had like $6000 stashed away and three months vacation for a trip to Thailand. That is more than enough!

Lol, I wish. It was like half that amount and 1/4 of that vacation time if I could stay away from the congalas in Monterrey for a month. I couldn't. I think I lasted 4 days, though! The rest of the cash was pissed away in TJ. But, AAAAHHH the memories!!!

Is day 5 coming soon?

Day Five should be online tonight or tomorrow.

I had to shun TJ and Nogales for 6 months to get to Thailand. You can do it! And you won't regret it!

Xen,

Only thing I worry about with Porker going to the LoS is that he likes BIG boobs, and might find himself getting into katoey trouble. To be honest, I'm not that sure that Porker would be all that happy with the physical being of most Thai women. He's never been one to like very skinny ladies.

How women in Thailand treat their 'dates' is a HUGE plus, and what most of us go there for, but if you aren't physically attracted things start off from an odd place.

What do you think, Porker? Given the photos you see here, are the women to you liking?

I've been known to put up with skinny girls from time to time, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm definitely an omnivore! To answer the question, I have definitely popped much wood viewing the Asia pics here.

And re: Katoey danger: I can't STAND fake tits. It's either natural or nothing for me.

I can write the FAQ for pricing for Rio and Sao Paulo after my nov trip.

Porker
Just put money on the Eagles next week vs Tampa.

I wrote some stuff about TJ street girls on the Mexico chat, but Athos, I would need your help (at a minimum) to write about CC girls, as I haven't even asked for a price quote there in more than 2 years.

I could easily see the Eagles getting whupped in that game. Saints -1 vs. Washington was the game that jumped out at me jesterday, and I woulda got lucky with the LONG FG flurry at the end to get the over in the Den/MIA game. I learned a long time ago that in order to maximize my hobby funds I am better off NOT gambling!

Porker,

If you make it to Pattaya take a look at #69 at the Dollhouse A-gogo on Walking Street. She had the most amazing "real" large tits I've every seen on a woman. She was also very pretty in the face and well as the rest of the body. She looked like a real pro but, what the heck; you're not there to marry them.

If you hate fake tits then you must not go into Adelitas too much (LoL)!

...(prog)

This was a great "CLASSIC" post. I agree. It had me rolling. Especially the commentary. Live and learn that's what I never say. At least he had the good sense to post here and get some advice before his second trip. And beginner mistakes are allowed, right? It's the ones that don't learn that chap my hide.

So, I'm sitting in my room between sessions at a work conference on the east coast of the United States and finally got around to reading this trip report and nearly had a heart attack for laughing so hard at Porker's comments about how Norri is THE MAN! I tell ya what: anyone who can go to Tailand for 5 weeks at a stretch and cum as often as Noori claims IS "DA MAN!"

Hey Noori MAn,
You shoulda checked out this board prior your visit. Did you forget you were'nt in AMS . By far to generous! The cost of living isn't all that yet though before long I feel it may be with so many falangs willing to givum' premium baht.
I take it was your first time , okay ! My suggestion would be to maybe test the waters as in anything else in life . As to gather some knowledge before jumping in head first would of IMHO been the smarter way of doing things! I'm saying this as to give good advice likewise to Blazer's comments. I frequent quite often and don't wish to have to unecessarily bargain dwn these wenches. THat's why myself as well am here to only learn as well as criticize. In hopes of improving all our efforts when meeting grls that only a honest conceivable chrg be met for the best interest of all.
I prefer and a general practice for myself is not to discuss $$$. Knowing that what I give is ordinary and custom so no mention is necessary.
Once a grl brings up $$ this immediately to me throws up a red flag. If this is what their all about and main concern is , I generally will not bother with them. THere are too many sweet, kindhearted good Thai grls that will go with you that are naturally friendly by custom and willing to please!