2006/06 Isawal - Mondays, Oh Why I Hate Mondays (South Africa)

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By Isawal on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 11:09 am:  Edit

Last Monday, a buddy twisted my rubber arm and we decided to tack a half day and head out and try some new places. Now we didn’t think this through properly. Why, because Mondays are, next to Sundays, the worst days to go mongering. Most places are closed on Sundays and the best girls seldom work Mondays. We drove past Paradise Rock without stopping. We decided not to stop at the Lodge with its Chinese girls because the place is a bit dark and dingy and we had heard about Electra and never been there, as it is a bit far out.

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Electra looks like a really nice venue, but it was suffering from Monday-ritis a sever shortage of doable ladies although there was a severely hammered regular at the bar who assured us that if we stuck around for a few hours the view would improve. Buddy and I discussed it and decided to move down the road to Hunters Lodge also a nice venue but also suffering from Monday-ritis with some of the most disinterested girls I have encountered I felt like we were imposing on these ladies down time, so after a few minutes we decided to head back to Paradise Rock.

Paradise Rock was a true oasis in the desert with some nice girl and a very cute girl doing a strip show I felt right at home and was in no hurry. I know some of the regulars so we settled in for the afternoon, I had a cute blond in one hand and a Jack Daniels in the other and I was A happy camper. Buddy saw a girl that he has been wanting to know better so he buggered off to buy her a drink or two and seal the deal, but things didn’t go as plan and about half an hour later he was back with a look on his face as if he had just had sex with his wife. Turns out the love of his life turned him down and he was now in a bad mood and wanted to leave, and as he was the designated driver I had little choice. So I reluctantly headed out. Within a few minutes Buddy had cooled down and suggested we stop at Justine’s.

Justine’s usually has an excellent selection of girls and I was surprised when we got there as it was suffering from Monday-ritis to what a shame. So we mongered on past Blue Sky were there was a Thai girl that was a real stunner, I will be going back for her in the not to distant future, but Buddy wanted something local so we headed onto Club 37.

Now 37 was my first local when I started mongering, close to where I live I use to love the place. It has a nice local pub feel with a mix of local as well as imported talent but there isn’t a high turnover in staff and there always seems to be the same bunch of girls there so I don’t go there as much as I use to but when I head back there I am treated like a long lost friend so it is kind of nice. Especially by Nicole. Now Nicole is a natural red head with jade eyes and a totally uninhibited with a great sense of humor, she has a Thai girlfriend who also works at the club. Although I usually don’t like body piecing and tattoos in her case I make and exception. Buddy found a little Russian Blond he liked and disappeared. I took Nicole upstairs for an hour of fun and was not disappointed. This is a girl that doesn’t think she has done her job unless you need resuscitation when she is finished.

Photos: Nicole 01 02 03 04 05 06

Yes I know I can’t take a picture worth a dam but this was a really fun lady and she is great looking.

By the way the moral of the story is
A: Mondays Suck
B: Stick to where you know
C: G-d hates you and your mother dresses you funny
D: A day of bad mongering still beats a day of good work.
E: All of the above.

By Nastyworld on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 12:01 pm:  Edit

"By the way the moral of the story is"

F: FIND'em * FUCK'em * FLEE any day of the week!!

Good report, but how much did you pay... $$$
I cant wait to see South Africa next year.

I planned your Birthday Bash for Nov 11th in Pattaya @ classroom 1 VIP ROOM from 10-2am and then we can move it across the soi to your FAV the PENTHOUSE ! So you can CupKake with a honeyko on 12th (your real date)
So leave it all to me to take care of it!!

I just need to make sure its not a Buddha holiday like in Feb on my birthday.

By Isawal on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 02:19 am:  Edit

Hi Nastyworld

Club 37 charges R100.00 (or $15.00) door but that includes dinner (not great) and your first drink. The charge is US$100.00 per hour all inclusive. So when are you heading south to visit SA? First drink is on me.

I will leave the planning for Pattaya to you, I don't think I could do better

By Nastyworld on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 02:52 pm:  Edit

LOL .... $100USD AN HOUR ?
How about forget the drink ... First peice of azz on you?

I guess in Thailand we can plan my cherry 2007 trip to South Africa.

Im free other then:
March 2 - 11 Daytona Bike week
April 5 - 15 Hawaii

I wish I could make it to Rio with you in Aug .. LOL

By Nastyworld on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 02:57 pm:  Edit

"The charge is US$100.00 per hour all inclusive"

So does that mean no holes barred?

By Isawal on Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 12:42 am:  Edit

Hi Nastyworld

OK, done first piece of Ass is on my account. Don't worry by November I will have your "hole" SA trip planned, just bring cash and hold on it will be one hell of a ride.

Nicole doesn't do anal, but with most girls its part of the negotiation.

By Jaguar on Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 05:57 am:  Edit

isawal,

By any chance did Nicole go to either Penn State University or Clemson University? Both Universities have paw prints as their nationally recognized logos and the ones tattooed on her chest look very similar.

Jag

By Isawal on Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 08:13 am:  Edit

Hi Jag

I don't think that Nicole has had any higher education although in her chosen field she is quite expert. However looking at her chest with those paw print tattoos, I can understand why a university would find them inspiring I know at the time I found them quite uplifting.

By Isawal on Monday, June 26, 2006 - 03:16 am:  Edit

Just a short update. Last Tuesday did a little Road trip. Some of the new girls at Paradise Rock told me that the girls are leaving Electra in droves because of a disagreement with management. On the bright side Blue Sky has some very nice new Thai girl. There is Also a club , Dolls that has life sex shows a first in SA, not my seen so I left early, but the mongers who stayed said it didn't disappoint.


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