I have been in CH self-imposed exile since Feburary of this year. You see, I spent seven days in BKK on the company dime, and since I returned have suffered from the worst case of Post-Thailand Stress Disorder that I couldn't even bring myself to logon to the site. Sure, I maintained contact with Wedge, Hunterman and Denny_27 all along, but my lame ass was so down after returning to Fat Farang-Girl land that it's taken me FIVE months to finally get my head outta my ass.

SOOOOO that being said, here is my belated February trip report.
Here are the pics of the ladies in chronolgical order:

Photos: Amma 01 02 03 04

Amma is from Tilac on Soi Cowboy, she met me at the Airport and I had to pay her to go away on my second day.

Photos: Aum 05 06 07

Aum is the "Blue Scorpion on the Tittie" girl from Angelwitch. Lotta fun!

Photos: Fon 08 09

Fon is another Soi Cowboy lass, nice tits, but a little too professional in the sack.

Photos: Paei 10 11 12 13

My first Nana Hotel parking lot freelancer; very sweet and obsessed with pleasuring me!

Now that the introductions are over, here are the sordid details.

DAY ONE: I flew ANA from IAD - NRT - BKK, and recieved a COMPLIMENTARY upgrade on the IAD-NRT leg (UA Premier Exec). Met a cute Taiwanese girl in the Dulles ANA Signet lounge and got her e-mail address! I didn't want to make the mad dash from Don Muang into the city then have to zip to NEP or Cowboy, so I had Amma from Tilac meet me at the airport, and since the job was paying for the trip, I had the good people at the Prez Solitaire send their Benz E-Class come get me. Amma was there waiting, all smiles, and we were off to the races.

The Prez staff was outstanding as usual and I was swiftly checked in, and while I showered, Amma ordered off of the prodigious room service menu. After all, a BG needs her nutrition, right? I plied her with some Victoria's Secret panties (5pair for $25US), snapped some pics, then got in that ass! A lot of DFK, the mandatory DATY and BBBJ, then I rode her to completion and we were both off to sleep.

DAY TWO: Up at 7AM, nailed it again and passed out until Ten-ish. We then went to the GORGEOUS Siam Paragon and visted the aquarium. It is off the chain and is a cheap date! We then did some shopping, during which she brought me a Valentines day card with my own money.

Paragon is just one BTS stop from MBK, so I paid her FUTURE one-day BF and told her to scram so I could visit my normal girl in MBK. My Normal girl is a sweetie who works at a small clothing stall, and has several HORNY girlfriends and cute little sister. After taking her to early supper, I returned to the Prez for a nap and shower before shecking in with Dave the Rave.

At AW, I hooked up with Wedge and immediately had Dave bring over Aum, who I had been eyeballing since ly last trip to BKK. She is a sweetie! Good command of English, spontaneous and very affectionate. We had a few drinks, and I BF'ed her. Wedge found a woman, then all four of us decided to hit Q Bar. BIG MISTAKE! That place was packed like a slave ship, and was full of old wankers and young poseurs. No worries, it's only down the Soi from Prez, and Aum and I were shortly in my room getting down to bizness.

Now Aum is a THICK girl, but she is firm with no cellulite. Her tits are succulent, and she loves to DFK. Her best talent is that she can clamp her pussy tighter than any woman I've ever been with...after I shot my load, she kept clamping and wrung my johnson dry. We repeated the next AM, and like a true lady, let herself out and let me sleep in. Great girl!

DAY THREE:Slept late, and made the obligatory run to MBK and did shom shopping with my Normal Girl, let's call her Pip. She has worked in MBK for years, and I tell her what I want, she takes me to the stall and gets my items at substantial discount. I took her home that night where we proceeded into our "free" lovemaking. She is a little "thick" also (we brothers like the occasional thickness) but not fat. And although she isn't a pro she screws better than a lot of BG's that I've been with. She spent the night, then we got up early and went to Bully's Pub to watch the Superbowl.

DAY FOUR:We got to the Pub where Wedge was waiting for us at a fron table. Buffet breakfast was promised, but being Thailand, the cook slept late and there was no chow. No worries, I sent Pip down to Starbucks and she returned with a bag of croissants and sticky buns. The food was eventually put out (halfway through the game), but because of good ol' Pip, I was fat and happy.

After the game I sent her on her way and returned to the Prez and crashed the rest of the day.

INTERLUDE: Let's pause for a minute and talk about MALE HEALTH. Prior to my Feb trip, I was last in Thailand 3 months earlier in Nov 05. Did BKK and Pattaya, and in a drunken haze, I went bare-back for the first time DEEP inside a walking street lovely. I started with a condom on, but dammit, I just could nut! So after 30 minutes or so, I yanked it off, flipped her over and rode her doggy-style and shortly thereafter "got my man". In December 05, I developed a tingling sensation in my prostate region and the tip of my penis. It was like a little itch, but NO discharge and definitely not painful. This carried on into Feb 06, so I decided to make an appointment at Bumrungrad to resolve the issue one and for all. I made an appointment online with the urology department, and went rode the Prez's complimentary tuk-tuk to the hospital. I was speedily inducted by a pretty receptionist, given a patient card and was directed to the urology area. AMAZING, I saw the DR at the actual appointment time!

He proceeded to give me the finger test, and gave me three sample bottles, two for urine, one for jism. The urine was easy, but after several days of multiple sessions, how was I going to produce some semen? Well, after a chafe-filled 20minutes in a large comfy toilet, I was able to produce maybe on 100th of a cc of spluge. I prayed that the lab tech would be satisfied! I had to wait 48 hours for my lab results which were all NEGATIVE! "Normal Genital Tract Flora" was on the report, the Dr said my problem was a slightly inflamed inflamed urethra, which he gave me some Vioxx to clear up. "Hey Doc, can I get some Cialis too?" "Sure stupid Farang, pick some up on the way out and have a nice day!"

I skipped all the way back home vowing to never go condom-less again. In fact, i decided to take the Hunterman advice and stop drinking alcohol when in Thailand. I stuck to Red Bull, Coke light and water during this trip, only had two Heinekens. I found that the mental/sexual stimulation more than made up for the lack of booze.

DAY FOUR (EVENING): I set off with Wedge to explore Soi Cowboy with the intent of finding Apple from my last trip.

It was going to be dicey, because I forgot the name of her bar, and had to stay away from Tilac so I wouldn't be spotted by Amma and her crew.

Photo: Apple 14

Wedge and I hit Shark, Suzi Wong, all the joints but I couldn't locate her. No worries, I found Fon instead. She wouldn't let me take nude shots, but she hooked my with her massive tits and sleepy eyes. She spoke OK English and seemed affectionate, so I BF'ed her.

When we got back to the room, she immediately got on the phone with her girl, a former BG who married a farang and moved to upstate NY. I glared at her, and she quickly got off, but then got onto my computer to show me pictures of her friend who made it to the land of the big Wal Mart. She had a tight bod, but bad acne;must be that jacked-up American food.

Fon was the only chick who refused to DFK, but did provide BBBJ. But what I really liked was, as I was eating her out, she started to cum and began to GUSH profusely. She was one of those mythological "pussy-squirters" that I had heard about.

The next morning, she tried to leave without the obligatory morning session. She gave in to my powers of persuasion, and I made her gush some more before nailing her and sending her off. I found a dry spot in the bed and crashed, making a mental note to tip the chambermaid handsomely...
DAY FIVE: Can't remember what I did that day, but I had to meet a co-worker at Don Muang around 10PM. He was a Thailand newbie and a very cool cat back in the office (let's call him Dilbert). Dilbert quickly became a pain in the ASS to Wedge and me because Dilbert is one of those guys who claims he's "never paid for pussy and never will". He was loud and downright embarrasing as we trolled the Nana Hotel parking lot, I quickly found me a cutie, Paei, and left Dilbert behind.

Paei was ticket vendor at the big Bangkok bus/train terminal by day, and was an absolute sweetheart. She was tender, passionate and loved to kiss. Her box was nice and tight despite having a kid, ans she would not stop screwing until I came. She stayed late into the next morning, and left herself out so I could crash. I repeated with her later in the day, and she was the last girl I hit before my late night departure back to the States. Pip came by to pack my gear, give me a good bye BJ and rode with me to Don Muang.

ALthough I haven't been on CH, I;ve maintained regular e-mail and phone contact with Pip and two other normal girls that I didn't screw. And due to some office-politcs bullshit, I had to return a few days early. No worries, because with the UA FF Miles I earned, I've recently booked a R/T Raffles Class ticket on Singapore Airlines for 9-24 August (yay!). PEACE, c ya then!

Nice pictures. Don't stay away so long.

MM

Blumpy! I was wondering what happened to you. Good to see you on the board again. Couldn't take too much of Amma this time, huh?

Thailand is only a couple of flights away, I am confident you will be there as often as the rest of us. Thanks for sharing your experiences, I recognized the solitaire, my favorite. Some real cute girls there!!

Murasaki, gengki desu ka? Yeah, I've put Amma on waivers! Also,when I pre-payed her BF, and called her on it a few days later, she said she used it on the day I left her in Siam Paragon! Wench...
Take care my friend, I'm back from the wilderness!

great report. short, concise and with great pics.

Great pic's and fun report it’s a shame you missed Nastyworld’s February Birthday bash in Pattaya. I Know what you mean I am also suffering from a case of Post-Thailand Stress Disorder, all that keeps me going is the knowledge that I will be in Rio in August and back in LOS in November as well as the occasional visit to my local...

Very nice looking girls....especially the last one!


I will be LOS the entire month of August and hopefully get a chance to run into you. Although I'm staying in Pattaya, I want to spend some time in Bangkok and finally get a chance to check out Angel Witch and meet the famous "Dave the Rave".

I also like the Pres Sol! I stayed in their 2-bedroom Penthouse suites on the top floor..very nice!



Priew

How did you like ANA's business class? I might be taking them for the first time later this year.

Fellas, thanks for the kind words about my report!

Priew, Apple is a gem! She speaks very little English, but she has a HARD little body. I've got her number on my Thai sim, but still can't remember where she works! I love the Prez, but I think I'll try Majestic Grand next time.

Segue99, ANA Business Class was very nice. They provide cardigan sweaters for you to wear, lots of snacks to include cheesburgers, and of course very sweet stewardessess.

I left out these two cuties I met on Thai Airways from NRT to BKK. They were ANA stews on holiday.

Blumpster, genki da yo. But I'm getting desperate for a trip to SEA. I found myself daydreaming today about getting laid in several of my favorite locales. Sigh.

Tell Buckeye to start posting some stuff!

Hi ! Great report Should have been titled "so little time, so many women" By the way the last picture of 2 stews, you may think she is giving you a double victory sign, but in asian countries she is actually saying " if you are unfaithful I will cut your balls off ! with 2 pairs of scissors ! You'll Soon be back and there is still at least 1 million sexy thai girls you have not had the pleasure of yet.

Hi Blumpy, I agree with the guys that this is an informative and concise report. You really had a great time and it shows that both BKK and Pattaya are a good combination of destinations. Hope it won't be too long before we meet up again. Must say that LOS misses you guys it is very quiet in many bars. Not many CH monmgers around to brighten things up!

Hi Priew, At times I think my name is more "infamous" on the net these days, but in person I'm actually very different. I really think you will like BKK, especially when you see the stunners. Forget cash and see the tremendous amount of babes that are available in Bangkok.

I heard you have had a few nights out with Andy from Mistys who is a good friend of mine.

Look forward to meeting you...

Dave the Rave... Andy is a real cool guy! Talk about a party animal....damm! I usually party with him inside & outside of the bar every trip. Sometimes, he just doesn't know when to quit...LOL!

And I'm pretty sure you are correct about the stunners in Bangkok and look forward to meeting you.

Priew

Priew:

I am bummed that i will miss you as I am in Bangkok the first half of July. But are you a midwesterner? I will be back in thailand at Thanksgiving, still trying to figure out, Brazil or Colombia this fall.

For some reason I think you are from the midwest, if so I am in Chicago, and one of these times would like to hook up for dinner and stories.

kev aka whitty

Good to see some more Midwesterners on the board. I can tell you that we're thin on the ground in Bangkok. There are a fair few Californians and New Yorkers, but the Midwest is woefully under-represented. Bring me some PBR when you hit Bangkok, will you?

Manos.

Dave! I arrive at 0830 on 11 August via Singapore, I'll see u shortly after AW opens it's doors that day!

Murasaki, Buckeye decided to relocate permanently to Japan and may meet me in August. Are u available?

Priew, you are BIG BANK HANK to shell out for the Penthouse Suite. Do u need a valet? ;)

hey i don't know about hauling the pbr, but i am always good for a cubs or sox hat!!!

Whitty....I am sure our paths will cross one day and look forward to hooking up in Chicago one day!

Blumpy...I never checked out Angel witch yet but plan on hitting it this trip. Hopefully, I'll catch up with you since we are going the same time. If you can, shoot me an email once you arrive.

Priew

Priew, will do. Hopefully my Thai SIM chip will still be good!

Blumpy & Priew, looking forward to meeting you. I will make sure I have my local info primed and ready for you guys. Not too much rain at the moment either, we have been fortunate so far. Priew, Mr Blumpy will be a great wingman for you in BKK. This dude is one hell of a BKK playboy!

Priew, I have seen Andy from Misty's a few times recently and he is well. Misty's are still doing OK, through an extremely quiet low season in Pattaya. The low season is a cruel and harsh one this year. Please say "Hi" to Andy from me the next time you see him. Great guy but I would not want to drink all nigt with that party animal. A night on the booze with Andy should come with a health warning! Count those days and you will soon be back in poontang paradise!