I tried to grab 15 minutes of sleep and a hot shower to revive myself and we made our way to the restaurant. We had a private room and the Singlish was flying at about 1000 miles and hour; a sure sign the group was enjoying themselves and getting amped up. However, I started to get a strong headache, body chills, hot flashes, and could barely touch the food. I was totally not myself, normally in this type of situation I would be indulging and stuffing my face with all the yummy delicacies, doing my best to dominate the conversation (LOL), and get with the pre-debauchery spirit. The Samsters, seeing quite reserved and just playing with the food, suggested there was a restaurant serving western food across the street. The also went on to warn me China wasn’t so western friendly --- Like Thailand (Oh lord I am in trouble now as me and Thai folks mix like oil and water.) I was starting to get pretty down and was contemplating passing on the evening’s festivities and get a good night sleep. Crazier seeing me barely touch the food knew I was really under the weather. He suggests I pop 2000 mg of vitamin C and to try and suck it up. Boy, I am glad I followed his advice.
Feeling like crap, we took a taxi to the Amazon karaoke, which is part of the Versailles hotel. It is a real good idea to book your room in advance. For Amazon, room attendant Wei Wei (HP# 13532319630) has proved valuable at booking the room, watching your bill, and providing great service. She speaks very little English, try to have someone at your hotel call and translate for you.
As we enter the building a line of about 15 cute girls in identical pink dresses give us some greeting. Inside the place was enormous. First, we came to a huge showroom that was decked out like a tropical jungle on a grand scale. Quickly, we were ushered passed some trendy looking bar restaurant area and into a long great hall. Here I was presented one of the greatest visual impact of my hobbying time.
About 250 girls (this is on a Sunday night, I heard there can be 300-350 on a busy night) were buzzing around to form the ultimate line-up. I called this the gauntlet on the Discussion board. Half of the girls line up on two sides of the left hand side of the room and the other half formed two lines down the right hand side of the room. I was expected to walk these two lines. It was an incredible sight. All the girls are in various types of costumes; some in bikinis with sarongs, some in sexy short cocktail dresses, other dressed in sexy train attendant costumes. The looks of the girls was good but not a lot at the top top end. I would say 25% rated 5 or lower, 50% sixes, 20% sevens, and the rest the few 8's. Oh yeah this sight and the vitamin C were a miraculous cure to my ill feelings.
Now as you start to walk to gauntlet, the girls who want you to choose them will launch themselves at you and cling onto you. Mamasans will start pimping other girls. I didn't get more than a one-fourth the way on the first side and I had three sweet young things all over me bringing my progress to a near halt. As soon as they noticed I was a breast man I had all the big titty girls descending upon me as I passed. Mamasans started to physically present girls breast and body parts for inspection, and the girls started getting physical with me. Some of my Singaporeans friends were surprised when I started to grab a lot of T&A. But my feeling is if they start grabbing my man boobs, squeezing my ass, and grabbing at my crotch then I got give it back. The girls’ attitudes were incredible, they all convincingly ACTED like you were Brad Pitt and they had to have you. By the time I got down the first side of the room, I had the biggest shit eating grin in my life. One particular short cute and busty girl and a second spinner had firmly attached themsleves to each side of me. So I dragged them down the right side line up with me, it must have taken ten minutes to walk that 50 meters. At the end I had five girls smashed against me.
Somehow one of the chinese speaking partner in crimes got the girls to back off and I had to go into our Karaoke room just to the side of the line-up to laugh my ass off and gather my composure. Of course a group of three of my greatest admirers broke into the backstage area and pounced on me. But my handler quickly shoo'ed them away.
Soon I was ready to make my second pass of the gauntlet to make a pick. The second pass was just as much as fun as the first. I grabbed what I thought was the most attractive girl (but she wasn't one who was picking me) who had the most incredible hard spinner body, what looked like bolt on C-cups, and a gorgeous Eurasian face and fair complexion (Solid 8 on my scale). However, at the end of the gauntlet a second taller girl with a nice body also really attached herself to me and gave me great vibes (looks about a 7 in my eye). I decided I would book both of them to sit in karaoke room with me.
Let me explain the cost structure. You will often hear the costs described by three numbers. In Changping, most Karaoke have a 2 5 8 system. You give the girl 200 RMB if she only sits with you in the Karaoke (for however long you stay.) You give her 500 total if afterwards if you take her back to your room for Short time. You give 800 RMB total if she stays LT. LT last until around noon. Also, after you make a choice you have a fifteen minute grace period in which you can exchange your girl.
As for the room charges, I believe the is a relatively modest minimum room charge that is applied to your drinks and snacks. We had a group of around ten and ten girls. This was a mild mannered group that didn’t get wild or drink copious amounts. The main beverage was red wine (which the mix with soda) plus beer, and tea. We also had the usual large number of fruit places and fancy nuts. Each guy’s share of the total bill including a 200RMB tip for Wei Wei (who was the room attendant) was 180 RMB. Not too bad for three hours of fun. In the room mostly people played lie dice, sang songs, and got cozy with their hostesses. But this was surprisingly very tame.
As for me I had a real blast playing with my two hostesses, however, the seven really and I really warmed up together. Her name was Fi Fi, and I just kept getting a better and better feeling about her. Some of the Singaporeans were quite surprised when I cut the super hot Eurasian spinner lose with 200 at the end of the night. Evidently she was a little surprised too.
Amazon was very cool as they provided a decent van to transport a bunch of us back to our hotel no charge. I must say I was blown and really impressed with the whole Amazon operation. I ended up dropping about 1200 RMB or $150 on entertainment and company this night. A bit more than my usual budget, but I had absolutely no regrets and think it was good value. Hell I would pay $100 just to run the gauntlet for an hour or two.
Back in the Room, Fi Fi rocked my world and single-handed complete changed my perception of Chinese girls. Fi Fi had a great sense of humor, very uninhibited, turned out to be pretty smart too, and in the sack was a total dream. She was super horny and did me silly twice that night, again when we woke up, and again after breakfast. Afterwards, we went down to breakfast and ran into some of the Samsters. They were quite impressed with the way Fi Fi bounced around floated around. She was treating me like a king, and it was clear, counter to the warnings the night before, Changping was going to be just fine with me.
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