We left Atlanta for a 9 ½ hour flight at night. (Delta) I was so excited about visiting Brasil, I must’ve slept 2 hours on the plane. We land in Rio and I saw the girls off the plane that sweet wrote about (thanks) grabbed a map and went through customs. Hit that random button once you get through customs and I got the red. Shit! I got about 100 condoms in my bag (me and my friends) liquor, I’m a little nervous. Put my bag on the x-ray machine and they let me through without searching it. Kool, I thought. Got through saw all the radio taxi services and people wanting to exchange money. Ha, I was on to there games already, you’re not going to get this gringo. I politely declined and saw the driver that was there to pick us up. I ask him something in English, doesn’t understand me. Yes! Time to put my language skills to the test. Asked him where the Delta terminal was located in Port and he told me. Kool, Eu falo. Unfortunately nobody was there at the Delta terminal and I went back and met the group. We got on the bus and talked to the driver some more in Port. I luved it. So we arrive at Miguel Lumos and Copacabana ave. Met Franco who owns a couple of apartments in the area. So I took one in the building with my buddy viper. Excuse me let me introduce the group. There’s Rushen, Viper, Mack, Goofy, Chris, Levi, Pit bull, Don Juan, Smooth, and Jose.

After the key 3 SSS. Met up with the group in front of Help. Wow so this is the illustrious Help I thought to myself.
So we decided to walk to Monchique on Copacabana Ave. While we were walking a working girl walks by and Don Juan cordially invites her to come with him. The first girl off the street, kool I thought at the time. Ate and stepped outside to give Kenn and Don a call. Me and Pit bull wanted to organize a festa with 2 rotations of 12 women at Vips. So got in a taxi and met Kenn and Don. Went over to Atlantico to talk and Don basically talked us out of it. He was right, there expensive and if it is not a necessity we shouldn’t do it. I agreed. He said just go to the termas and have a good time there. Indeed, I agreed and I thought Pit bull agreed too, but I would soon find out later that he didn’t. So we said we’ll go get the guys and we’ll all go to Luomos. So we call up Mack and he is at Meia Pataca. So we go there, I read a lot about this place, like you can pull girls there whatever no biggie right, I thought I knew what to expect.

What I did not expect to find on my arrival was all my friends at a table full of 10 women. I thought, this is pretty kool. I sat down and was immediately swarmed by 3 girls. Hmmmm what to do, I’m supposed to go to the termas. What do I do? I buy a caipirinha and this is when the shit starts to go down hill. Drunk, young, and horny something bad is bound to happen at Meia Pataca. So this chick comes over by me. Starts talking and I was like. Ok, she is cute. Lets do it. So I ask her my favorite saying to say to girls and what I found most important when dealing with these chicks. “Que voce fizar conmigo.” (What you do with me) She couldn’t believe I was asking her this. I made sure you know, without condom for BJ, kisses, and for how much. She wanted to do R$200 for 2 hours. No way I’m not that drunk, I got up and started to walk away. She grabbed my arm and said, how much then, I replied R$100 for 2 hours. She agreed, kool. My first Rio lay. I was excited. Walked back to my apartment and had sex (ugh). I thought this was too kool. My 1st Brasil lay at the time. She kept calling me “bebe, or babizinho” (sp?). Had 3 nuts with her and got rid of her and I ended up going to sleep that night. On a side note though, Chris paid his girl R$300 for 2 hours!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?! From fucking Meia Pataca. Not good. Not good. So later that night Viper had a girl over and she wanted R$400 for all night. Of course he didn’t pay. Chris screwed up the market for all the guys that night.

It's "O que você fará comigo?" (What will you do with me?) or more commonly "o que você gosta de fazer na cama?" (what do you like to do in bed?), but not bad for a first try!

Welcome to the club. Your life in the States is officially ruined.

I agree, your new life as an international mongerer has begun. Make sure you get one of the veterns to show you the secret handshake.

Scooby

Hey Rushen...I'm the Ken with one "n", the one with 2 "n"s is another Ken(n). Just want to avoid confusion...

Enjoying the report. ;)

Ah, sorry buddy. For some reason I swore it was 2 n's.

Heh, no problem. There's another "Kenn" around here. He's probably tired of being confused for me as well. Then again, he might be having a lot of fun with it ;)

I'm going to have to officially change my name to "Delicia..." ;)

Ken

FYI, "fara" is correct but in spoken Port the future tense is rarely used. Faz or vai fazer are most often used in spoken Port.Faz which is the present tense can be used for the future or to ask what she normally does.Vai fazer (ir+verb) is whats mostly used for the future tense.Fizer is the future subjective and thats a whole different thread.Alright let me get off my soap box,LOL. Just a little Port 101,according to professor EE2002zinho.

Just started reading this post,so far so good.Sounds like you had a good time, welcome to the Rio club.

Excuse my ignorance of Port. I just started to learn how to write Portuguese and learned the alphabet. I can see I was wayyyy off. Excuse me many veterans.