I get up and do the usual 3 SSS and head down to Mack’s apartment and we need to go get Jose and Levi. They don’t have cell phones and are located on Rua Ulrich off Copa ave. So as we’re walking I noticed that we were being stared at. We stuck out! I’m like shit, I don’t like this. I wore no logo shirts, no jewelry. Hell I look like a Brasilero. A young MP girl said the only thing that gives me away is my shoes. Their clean. Note to self for next trip sandals and dirty shoes. Anyway most of the people in my group is wearing enyce, sean john clothes, and gold jewelry. We looked like walking banks. So it was then I started to really decide that I needed to venture on my own. I don’t like attention unless I call for it. So we get the guys from Ulrich and head back to Macks apartment, and what happens. We start to smell smoke and the fucking building was on fire. I was like oh shit, so we run down the stairs, luckily he was located on the 2nd floor. Don’t know what it was, but the fire trucks were out there and we were basically like let’s bounce. While everybody wanted to go back to MP I said fuck this, I’m going to go to the termas. So I walked over and met Don and Kenn. Kenn took me to Luomo’s. What an experience. Kenn showed me around the place, and I was so excited. Now mind you I’m young closer to mid 20s than low 20s, and I shaved everyday down there so I look like I’m 18 or younger. I actually got carded to get in Luomo once and 4x4, more on quatro later. Kenn introduced me to the girls and I couldn’t remember any of there names. Only faces. But there was this Asian chick there. Pretty tall and so I bought a beer, and called her over. We talked and she started touching my leg. Started spring wood and she went to inspect the merchandise and I was like whoa!!!!! Not used to this in the States upon meeting a girl and after 15 minutes their doing this. So I ordered another beer and asked the important questions and she obliged. Oh ya, description. Asian Carioca, about 5’11, had a nice ass and spoke a little English. So I ordered another beer and gave her my key. Now this is where I fucked up. By drinking so much after my first nut I had to go to the bathroom. So lessoned learned for me, don’t drink and fuck at the termas. Do one or the other. So after awhile I asked her for a quick massage and said I wanted to do her booty. But when I say that in the states the chick usually just rolls over and I do her from behind. Little did I know she was going to grab my pinto and put it in her culo. Holy shit!!! This can’t be happening. The phone rings. Fuck! No!!! NO!!! So her being the kool chick that she is lets me finish in her culo and Kenn left and I was a little nervous after my first termas run so I left right after. No shower, no nothen, paid and vamoosed. Worst of all I forgot my camera. Damn newbie. Met the guys at MP and was sitting there talking to them. Usual girls swarming. But after Luomo I was looking at these chicks and was not attracted to them. I became jaded and wanted to go, but a guy sitting next to me says, hey where you from. I tell him and he tells me where he’s from. Little did I know this was going to my termas and Help buddy for the next couple of days. Super kool catt, let’s call him chill. Sat at the table with him and talked to him and his girl friends (working ones of course). Sat there awhile shot the shit and then went into Help. All I could say was wow! I have never been in a place this big and couldn’t believe it. The security and waiters all knew him. That was a kool thing about meeting people who have been down there to show this newbie around a little. Walked in sat down, and who comes up over by me the MP girl I had my first night. I thought this was kind of kool. I was drunk with my buddy, one of his random girls and I had the MP girl. I was like this is nice, so I decided to take MP girl home ( I know, I know, WTF was I thinking). As we are walking out, mind you we are drunk. This chick decided that she is going to be super hooker and slide down the banister of the first set of stairs going out of Help. I was like ok, I’ll go down and meet you. As I was going down to the bottom she was already en route and about halfway through falls off the banister and rolls down to the bottom of the stairs. I was cracken up naturally, the security guard helped her out. Shit I was embarrassed though. Then we walked to her apartment and then to mines. Looking back on it I’m shocked we didn’t get mugged. It was that street right behind Help and it was like 3 in the morning. When we got up I have her R$150 and decided never to see her again.