Woke up and guess what, termas girl got me sick. FUCK the last thing I need on this trip is to be sick and not have the girls want to touch me or me feeling like crap. I brought some Dayquil and was taking that actually during the nights. I was buying sucos up to the butt, oh ya after sucos jamba juice sucks. Anyway I woke up and I was like hey baby, let’s go to the Cristo. J told her what to tell the taxi drivers and we went down to the street forgot the name of it and got a taxi driver to take us for R$100. Not bad walked around with us took us to different spots to take pics and was with us for 4 hours. When she was getting ready to leave she told me in English, “No guurrlls” as she pronounced it. You got it baby, of course not. I mean I did come to Brasil to have sex with only one girl. So she leaves and I told J I wanted to start buying some stuff to take back to the states. Took the bus back to Centro and did shopping at the flea market down there. This is where having somebody like J and looking the way I look and knowing enough Port to fake the funk comes in handy. He was able to negotiate everything I was buying and when we were walking around we would talk in Port. When in Brasil right? This flea market is kool as hell and I definitely recommend a visit only if you speak Port or with somebody that does. Try not to stick out, and this is when we started to run game on the people we met including the working girls at termas and Help. Me and J both look like we’re from Latin decent but neither of us are and we started to tell everybody that he was my dad and I was his son. I actually remember being in a store and one of the girls kept smiling at me so I started to talk to her and eventually I asked her can I have your phone number. Just for the hell of it, no way I actually might be able to pick up a non working girl. She told me that she doesn’t have a telephone. I was like what?? She could have been telling the truth or she was giving me the cold shoulder who knows. But if it is true, that made me realize that some working girls (non termas or programa) can’t afford them. Either way it was still kool. On the way back home stopped by termas 85 and asked Marcella to come by after work, and call Brenda and have her come by as well to the apartment. She said she’ll call her. When we were done jumped on the metro and I called up Don to find the location of termas Phoenix. We get in and J negotiated for us to get in for R$30. The locker room there is very small, I was like ok interesting. I went to get in the shower but there was NO hot water. WTF?? The woman said the one on the left was hot. So we asked one of the working girls about it and they said the boiler broke yesterday. Nice. The sauna room stunk and there was about 11 girls working. 3 of them were do’able. The music would stop for minutes at a time and the boite was freaking hot. There was only one other guy in there so naturally once we got in there we got swarmed. Tried to get the girl to come by the apartment, gave her my number but she never called. Damn. So we left Phoenix and went to the apartment to get ready for Brenda and Marcella. They arrive, and let me tell you Marcella is 38. I don’t know too many, wait let me rephrase that I don’t know any 38 year olds that look as good as her. She works out everyday and goes to the beach. Naturally I had to take Brenda and here she gave me a BBJ nice, best oral skills I had during the entire trip. So we did the deed yada, yada, yada, took a shower and now it was my turn for Marcella. Marcella comes in and starts with a BBJ that was ok, then she rode me ok, I was like fuck this took her doggie and that’s when the shit started to get hot. God she was good then. They left and then we went to Help. Got a table on the side and this was when I noticed quasi segregation in Help. I noticed most white gringos sat on the side as soon you walked in and most of the black gringos sat on the other side which is where I was always sitting. I just found that interesting, so I did the usual got a table by the dance floor bought a bottle of champagne and some red bull and drank the bottle by myself. I love going to Help knowing I don’t want to take anything home so I get to talk to the girls in a different way and feel them out for future references. At the end of the night this chick wasn’t having any customers and me and J tried to get her to come to the apartment and do us both for R$75 each. She wanted R$100 each sorry baby. She actually got mad at J. So we both left solo. But J said he called her up later because he felt sorry and gave her a sympathy fuck. He said he regretted because she was terrible and wanted R$150 he only gave her R$100 and got rid of her in the morning.