Driving
I wonder if driving school exists in Brasil? I mean what do you need R$20? I have never been so scared while riding in a taxi. Not only the taxi’s the buses also. Those things go fast as hell and I don’t think they are scared to hit anybody. Be careful!

Termas vs Street girls
I personally believe this is a no brainer. The termas girls are the shit. They don’t speak much English and fuck wayyyyy better. Not really clingy either in my experience. Except for the quatro girl. But she is just weird. I also remember the termas girls talking shit about programa girls. Also does every fucking girl down there smoke. No I know not all of them but a shit load of them do. Major turnoff, I tried to mess with the girls that didn’t. My buddy took a street girl home she was so drunk that she fell asleep and he didn’t get a chance to have sex with her, and she still wanted R$200. Poor man he ended up paying her too. Only in Brasil.

Help
I know I went into Help a lot and did not take anything out. This was all intentional though. I just loved to watch these girls dance. The girls in America can not dance like that. Godddd, I loved it. Plus, not knowing that I was taking anything home I got to talk to a lot of them with out expecting anything. Especially the cool greeting. You know kiss on the left cheek and then go for the right and somehow in the middle the girls tongue is down your throat. Or the occasional tongue in my ear. Ha! I loved this place. I mean I even went out and downloaded the Madonna songs because it reminds of all the bunda on the dance floor. Damn I miss Brasil.

Knowing Portuguese
I noticed that the girls talked differently to me when they found out I knew Port. I recall the girls talking stuff about the guys they were with in Port to me while they were with them. It was like almost a little bit more respect. I learned Port by downloading the Pimsluers got up to lesson 22 on vol. 2. and I almost finished the first section (out of 2) Rosetta Stone Portuguese. I’m a college student and I was very dedicated, and this was by far my worst quarter in school because I was more concerned with learning the language to talk to these women than my education. Plus hanging out with J, I was able to pick up on the slang and some of the things that they. Like Ta Legal (sp?) Ta bo, bios com dios, all that great stuff. Hearing Port all day helped me and I would watch City of God with the subtitles off. I asked a lot of the girls how they learned English and most of them said working at Help, and watching t.v. These broads are smart. It is not a requirement to speak Portuguese but it sure does make it a hell of a lot more fun.

Meeting People
Meeting fellow mongers was the best part. I mean we’re all down there for the same reason why not network? But I also learned this can be bad. D ended up being a “pondun” (sp? Means cheap in port) and was trying to drink for free. Or meet some young cats that you try to help out (wait I’m young) but don’t want to hear it and bring the hood with them. It was fun meeting a lot of retired Americans, I enjoyed that the most. Guys down there living off there pensions or being there for 6 months at a time. The guy I rented the Apartment from was from NY, said he made wayyyy more money back in the States, but he’s never been so happy living in Rio. I totally agree. Thanks to all the guys that gave me advice and who PMed me with advice. Thanks again. Special thanks to Don and Kenn and there employees, they helped me out tremendously and are great guys. I did not meet any CH members, (that I know of) and hopefully next time I’ll be able to. I hope that some people can learn something from my trip report as I did from reading hundreds of them about Brasil on CH.
I know, guys, I know. #1 rule don’t fall in love in Rio. Well I did. I fell in love with the people (women), the culture, and the way of life. I never had so much fun in my life and I’m planning to go back down there in November. I loved it there and it made me put my young life in perspective. Life is too short to be constantly working. Hopefully things will be right and I can travel down there for months at a time or even move down there in my latter years like the other Americans I met. I loved it that much. After Brasil though, I am through with American girls. Done, finished, no more.

Rushen -
I need to try Brazil one of these days, I need to really get in shape for the beaches and the fuckin I plan to do and step my International Game-Up on the Portuguese!

Like I now say to all American women I meet after my first trip many years ago to Asia - You Gotta "B" Bi-lingual, Bi-racial, Bi-sexual or BYE BYE!

2007 I will do Brazil !!!

Thanks 4 the info.

Peace

Great report, I am to a young guy in my mid 20's. I am happy that I found this life a little bit earlier then some mongers, becuase I think we can relate with these females a little bit more. Great report, I would like to know what was your total expediture on females for the trip minus the the little group thing that you were suckered into. I plan to go to brazil January 2007 & I am taking Portugues in fall semester. Hey if you get chance PM me. I have some ? I would like to ask you ofline. Great job once again.....

you definitely made a good point blacksnake...i've been going on trips for close to 15 years and just discovered the mongering life last winter...i envy you younger set.....

Nice report! It reminds me of my first trip! And like you stated, Don is a must for a guide...one of the coolest guys you can meet in Rio!

Priew

Glad you had a great time, but from a vet to a rookie, gotta say this: give yourself a little time, and hopefully you'll move from the getting your rocks off stage, to tastes that are a bit more discriminating. Sorry, but some of those pictures just weren't hapnin, bro.

Good report, seems like you were well prepared for your first trip.Again welcome to the club.

Thanks for the welcome's. I hope people had as much fun reading my report as I did writing and reading others. I'm ruined for life

Well written report with a funny style... I enjoyed it... And well, I know we all have different taste in everything (from women, to food, to liquor), and our difference is apparent in taste in women (we definitely go for different types of women)... Glad you enjoyed it...

Thanks for the fun and informative report, it looks like you put a lot of work into it. I am heading to Rio soon and reports like yours make me wish that I was already there!

Great Post. I will be travelling to Rio on the 4th of Aug. Hopefully I can meet some CH members and get some advice about Brazil and the beautiful women,