Nogales Mexico on Thurday, June 29, 2006.

AVOID MEXICO THIS COMING WEEKEND
The presidential election happens every six years and this is the weekend. I was told that all bars and most businesses are forced to shut down on Saturday and Sunday so people will not have anything to do except vote. We need to do this in the USA too because citizens too lazy to vote are complicit in the republican destruction of our liberty and freedom.

LOGISTICS: A trip that ends about nine hours after it begins probably does not qualify for a trip report, but what the hell. I left Tucson at 7:30 PM, parked on the main city street about two blocks from the Mexican port of entry. Walked across the border and entered Obsessions before 9:00 PM. For the return trip I walked through the USA port of entry about 2:00 PM, stopped at the 24 hour Wendy's at the KM 12 exit for a burger and was in my own bed by 3:30 AM.

HOMELAND SECURITY: Returning to the US via foot is such a joke. Nine times out of ten all I do is say "good morning" and "USA" as I walk past the desk and tonight was true to form. They did not even ask why I went or what I was bringing back. Being a 50 something white male wearing short pants and a tshirt may have had something to do with that. About the only time they check ID is when a WOMAN agent is on the night shift.

OBSESSIONS (first stop): Not much happening there tonight. Got two table dances from a decent performer, but not good enough to move on to privado. This bar also has a hot bleach blond spinner who did a rather nasty end of shift stage show last month and I was looking forward to seeing her again, but tonights stage was lame and she did not even remove her top when doing a table dance from some other guy so I lost interest. Was $30 poorer before heading to the next bar.

PLACERS (second stop): I was in here about 30 seconds before Lillianna was all over me. She is looking pretty good with a new hair style and still good for a squeeze, but always in such a rush to sell her next service. She finished the ficha drink in less than five minutes then dragged me to privado. I would take the next step with this girl if only she would relax and fix that smell from her snatch. Was $40 poorer when I headed to the next bar.

SENSUX SPA (quick peek): Checked out the lineup in the massage parlor North of Lord Blacks, but did not see anything to my liking.

LORD BLACKS (third stop): The first girl that hopped on my lap was mediocre with limited english. I tried her for a table dance that was really lame and sent her away. A short time later another girl landed on my lap and this one was really bad news. She was way too thick for my tastes but spoke decent English. Unfortunately she obsessed with upselling before she even came close to delivering the previously promised service. We ended up in the privado where I gave the "manager" $40 for extra time and after we were in the booth he kept bothering us until he got another three dollars. The girl then tried to upsell $40 for BJ and settled for $20, but her idea of covered was leave it in my pants and chew on the cloth too. Finally guided her hand up the leg of my shorts and got wanked until time ran out. She would have made a mess in my pants if I had given her any more time and I did not want that. This bar earned a promotion on my SHIT LIST tonight. Was about $110 poorer when I moved on.

BOLIEROS (fourth stop): This place always seems to have the best looking girls and tonight they had a tiny hard bodied spinner that I absolutely fell in love with. By far the prettiest girl I have ever seen in a NOGI bar. The language barrier was too much, so I settled for a couple table dances before she moved on the the next admirer. I was $40 poorer when I moved on to the next place.

POTROS BAR (quick peek): There were a couple decent looking girls hanging around outside earlier in the evening but I did not see anything remotely interesting after midnight.

EROS MASSAGE (quick peek): This one usually has the prettier girls, but their rooms are not quite as nice. I took a look at the lineup and was very tempted by a nicely shaped spinner named Alejandra who also has a really cute smile. Unfortunately the funds were running short and the alcohol was affecting my libido, so I put her on my do first list for a return trip in two weeks.

FIESTA VIP UPSTAIRS (fifth stop): This was the first time I recall seeing this place open so I decided to give it a one beer review. This is not a strip club. Instead it has some guy singing on the stage and has hostesses that will turn your money into tequila that disappears really fast. I fell for one ficha drink and she finished it within a minute. Her body did not thrill me and the language barrier kept me from figuring out exactly what this place was about. Left $15 poorer and will not be back.

FIESTAS VIP DOWNSTAIRS (sixth and last stop): By this time my spending allowance was down to a beer and a few tips to the girls on stage. Did not see anything over a FIVE in here. Left $10 poorer and headed back to the border.

PLACES NOT VISITED:

Did not bother with Studio 69 because of some mediocre experiences in previous visits. The club thinks more of itself than I think of it.

Did not look in FERMIs because their talent has been so poor the past few visits that it did not seem worth the exercise of climing the stairs.

Did not look in Cherrys because it is such a fucking dump and always has been.

DIVA's is still dark, but the for sale or rent sign has disappeared and something new may be on the way.

NOGALES SUMMARY:
Why do I keep going here? Probably because I really need a round trip to LOS in order to understand why 40 hours in air travel is really necessary.

These half day trips close to home are so easy and so much nastier than the US Titty Bar experience that I just keep repeating the same mistakes expecting a different outcome. Isn't that the definition of insanity. Besides, I rarely spend over $300 and never have to plan more than an hour in advance.

The NOGI girls attitude just seems to keep getting worse, but some real gems are still there to be found. I hope that another Hombre will soon post his impressions about the perfect spinner in Boliero. I may even pay their riduculous "bedroom" fees for a romp with this godess. The bar owners and male staff also seem clueless about how annoying they really are.

This report was chronological from memory, so I forgot the names of the good and the bad girls. I should take my little digital voice recorder along next time.

That report is pretty depressing. Sounds like you could have almost had a better time stateside. No way is TJ worst than that.

Bad4, It has been quite a few years since my last TJ visit and I should repeat now that this board has shown me where to go and what to expect. Nogales must be better for those who speak a little spanish. It is just the rare godess and close to home that keeps me going there. h4a2

Enjoyed the writeup H4A. Your impressions of the current Nogi pretty much mirror my own.

>Nogales must be better for those who speak a little spanish

Not by much. Only difference I could see is you'd have been able to converse with the hot little number in Bolieros.

As for LOS or the Philippines - you can't imagine the difference between that and something like Nogales until you've been there. Fortunately, I'm lucky enough to be typing this from an internet cafe in Pattaya , and in a few hours I'll be barhopping in the gogos - most any of which has more girls than the entire town of Nogales (ok, maybe a slight exaggeration here - but not by much). But the trip does take more than 9 hours and one hour of planning.

Tuesday, August 22:

Made my way back to NOGI to visit Eros Massage and get a few nasty lap dances. The deal at Eros is that you pay the house $40 for 40 minutes and the massage in a room with a door and twin size bed.

My objective was a cute little girl named Alejandra that I saw in the lineup a few weeks earlier when I was too drunk to fuck. Fortunately, she was on duty this evening. After a short massage, she quoted extras as $50 for handjob, $80 for blow job and $140 for full service. I countered with $100 for full service and she would not come down until I figured that time was up and began to put my pants on. Suddenly, $100 was enough!

This little spinner really has a cute giggle and sweet face on a 90 pound body with itty bitty titties. I was thinking 9 until she revealed considerable baby damage on her belly. Her pussy was not very tight despite being such a small thing and the aroma, although not noticable prior to penetration, became rather foul as we did the deed. A bigger dick may be happy in this hole, but I will not repeat.

The Mexican police decided to harrass me and the tag along tout as I walked to Obsessions. This was my first shakedown despite making at least 30 visits over several years. I wonder if the new tout was the reason. They had me spread eagle with hands on the pickup as they searched all of my pockets to produce about $35, a couple condoms and some lube. They also asked if I had drugs to which I replied hell no. Anyway, they let me go after a few minutes and even let me keep my money. The treatment was actually very gentle and two of the hands were female. They did not intimidate me and it will not deter future visits. Finally I entered Obsessions and spent my last few bucls before crossing back to the USA.

The latest news about NOGI is that LORD BLACK was closed and is supposedly out of business. FERMIs was also closed this evening although I was told they still operate on Friday and Saturday. Overall, the quality of girls was way down this time. even at Studio 69. Things may pick up as the weather cools, but the USA election year politics has every republican pandering hate towards immigrants from the south and that may be a factor. However, NOGI is NOGI, so we should never expect too much.

According to Barney (who used to work at Lord Black and is now at Bolieros), Lord Black is closed for maybe 6 months while they remodel. Supposed to be all new and shiny when they reopen - not that this will make Nogi suck any less. Better remodel their prices if they want that to happen.

It is kind of interesting to see how many of the Nogales vets have moved on.

PG and I are now SE Asia regulars.

Shit, even Happyboy and Bluelight finally made a trip to Rio. Wonder where Diabetic ended up?

Many former TJ mongers have graduated from Mexico to bigger and better international destinations. Mexico is a good warm-up for international travel and a good way to get one's feet wet. But it sucks overall in terms of value and service.

Now if we could just get Roberto and Erip (who opened my eyes to Nogales with his wonderful report) on a plane either south or west.

Hot4Ass2. Thanks for the Nogie updates. The scene still interests me because of location, but I haven't been there in ages now and can’t see myself going until the prices become a little more reasonable. Part of me still thinks the scene is going to have a major revamping/correction someday, but probably not anytime soon.

Nogales sure is a long way from the Golden Age of 1999-2002.

Xeno, I am expecting to be in between jobs by January and will visit SEA for about a month when that happens. NOGI just happens to be in my backyard until that time. H4A2

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Good news is that the clubs across the railroad tracks from the port of entry are still open. The only real victim of the recent flood was the massage parlor on the north end of the strip and cherries which was basically defunct before the flood.

The north end of the strip in front of the original Lord Black is now closed to traffic and has an open storm drain with very little evidence of repair activity.

The most significant improvement is the club formerly known as Obsessions is now known as Candy Store or something like that. The interior has been remodeled and the trough has been replaced with regular urinals. However, it is still a typical NOGI strip club with the same curtainless privado booths where I had fun with one chica. This club also had the largest clientele.

The new Lord Black (formerly placers) did not have any chica's that perked my interest, but ended up buying one lady drink for an interview with a 19 yo cutie who seemed way too shy.

Lust had a few gorditas and skanks that were all over me. I ended up buying a couple lady drinks and one privado, but the hottest chica was drunk and my nose detected stink pussy at 18 inches.

Bolerio's was best again IMHO. Not a whole lot of customers or chicas, but my favorite Citlaly was available and I saw two other doable girls. I closed the place down at 3 AM.

Next stop was Eros Spa where I tried a massage from "Italy" and was tempted to pursue additional services from this slender cutie. Dropped a $20 tip for the massage in order to sweeten her up for next time.

Went to Fiesta VIP after eros spa, but not much happening. As I was leaving, some of the club guys told me that upstairs was the place to be. Ended up buying a round for the infamous Smokey and another club guy and a club girl named Mystery whom offered me anything I want for $50, but my remaining funds were more like $10 and she was a typical mexican fattie and I was very tired. The Placer's girl who won my lady drink showed up and so did one very hot chica that the club dudes did not know anything about.

Crossed the border at 5 AM and drove back to Tucson, nearly falling asleep along the way. What I really need to do is get a room at Hotel California for a couple nights so I have a nice place to take the chicas and get a little sleep before the drive home.

My clothing for the evening consisted of shoes, socks, commando shorts and a short sleeve shirt. It was down right chilly this evening and I should have dressed warmer.

I plan to visit NOGI again when my business travel ends about a week before christmas. Still wonder if these rumors about a November eviction are true. Will report again then.