Well, in planning a new trip to the hoasis (Rio), I was encountered with many pre-trip doubts that influenced my decision… On my trip in March, I met a girl at the airport when I was leaving (works selling calling cards) and I kept in touch with her via email and phone calls… The end result is a girl who is inviting to stay with her (she lives with another hot girl) and pretty much guaranteeing free bootie for my stay… Mind you, this is a chick with a really smoking body that I would love to defile but I had my doubts about having chemistry with her (although she’s hot, she’s not exactly on her way to becoming a rocket scientist and her part in most conversations are related to the weather, the beach, and general complaints) and about potential problems (if she turns to be real clingy or a psycho, it could hamper my mongering ways… or about running into Spinster from my previous trip, who has claimed to be pregnant with MY demon-child but that’s another story altogether)… So in the midst of my decision process, I turned to my new bible (yes, the clubhombre trip reports) and with unholy intervention, it pointed me in a new direction which could potentially be the ass paradise that I have been searching for… Medellin!!!

So booking my ticket was an actual pleasure (from sunny NJ to MDE $650… with a one night layover in Panama City… which is a nice little test drive of another monger destination)… Now my luck dictates that normally I will be seated next to a 300 lbs. dude with a serious medical case of BO, but the gods must be smiling on me as I ended up seated next to a pretty hot Dominican chick that ended up talking my ear off the entire 5 hour flight (very touchy-feely girl… as she leaned to talk into my ear, I could feel her nice hoo-hoos pressing against my arm… man, luck was on my side!!!)… So after landing and having a hassle-free trip so far, I get a hotel room and head to sexplore PC for the night (do not stay at Roma Plaza, it’s a roach hotel with horrendous service)…

First stop, to see the best and most expensive this fine city has to offer: Hookers R’ Us (Elite)… Nice place with some really incredible bodies, but a price that will give you sticker shock (USD $250 house fee, $150 girl)… So moving on to Golden Time, there is a sufficient amount of talent to keep any horny monger productively occupied (however, be mindful that a good portion of these chicks are surgically enhanced… I have never seen this many fake headrests in my horny-led life)… So after going through the line up a couple of times, I settled for a brace-wearing, silicone-carrying 21 year old slutty version of a chick I know back home… The session was totally mechanical but I was ready to go and it served my purposes, overall not a memorable sexperience (I don’t remember her name or anything of any use but I would avoid her like the plague next time)… I must say, as I was leaving I saw a couple of incredible bodies (most likely, enhanced through a ton of surgeries) and if I am ever in PC again, GT will be on my must-bang list ($94.50 for an hour… wtf is up with the pricing???)… Moved on to Miami Club which is a nice-sized club with great facilities but lacks the talent to make me go back… I turned down a couple of hooker-invites (too pro for my taste) and as I was preparing to leave, I ended up talking to this chick who although she was by no means the hottest chick there, she has an awesome personality (wtf… sorry… I meant she had a great tight ass)… Great chemistry and she ended up coming to my room after she got out of work ($80… she stayed for 5 hours… we danced the horizontal tango a couple of times and gave me a great massage… I would highly recommend her)…

Regarding Golden Time, the price was $94.50 because you came in a taxi. Would have been $84 otherwise.

the best girls in PC I met in Le Palace