Next day, checked in to Torre Poblado and I was extremely impressed with everything, from the staff to the excellently furnished 2 level suite (and in all fairness, they didn’t fuck up my reservation… I just didn’t confirm it)... Well, since I am not here to write a report on the ergonomics of the furniture placement, I will continue on to the ass parade… I headed over to Loutron, and I thought I had stepped in the Colombian Playboy Mansion (but I didn’t see Senor Hugo Heffner), a very discreet lavish location which houses some of the hottest chicks that my horny little eyes have ever seen… The only thing that I don’t like is that you don’t get to interact with the mASSeuses prior to making your decision… However, just from the looks of them, I could tell that a great mASSage was in my future (yes… I’m an ass psychic)… I made my choice and it was hot blonde with altered headlights, a 24 year old that goes as ‘valentina’ (for the sake of avoiding confusion, I will only use their working ‘names’… otherwise I will get all confused and forget my own name)… Although Valentian is a bit reserved at first, she really warmed up quickly (or maybe that was just my crotch warming up)… Having her sweater puppets massaging me was great and it certainly made it memorable… I went back to the bar to finish watching the futbol game that was going on (world cup game and incredibly hot babes… what more could I ask for), after the game ended with my team winning, I decided to celebrate with some more Colombian trim… I asked for the lineup again and decided on Diana, a sexy japanese-looking 19 year old with a great smile (who am I kidding, I was looking at her ass the whole time)… GREAT session, great real bumpers, and a great personality (‘personality’ for a Colombian chick means ‘ass’)…
Photos: Valentina 01 02
Photos: Diana 03 04
I am getting lazier by the minute, whoever said that fitting in to Colombian culture would be difficult… A relaxing afternoon lunch with Diana (Loutron chick) was welcomed and unexpected as I heard that Colombian chicks are famous for not coming through with their plans, so I didn’t think she would actually come see me (this was a non-paid ‘date’ and we didn’t get to the nasty)… A quiet day was followed to another visit to Fase II, and being that it’s a Sunday it was fairly empty but with a good crop of ass shakers (if they don’t show up to work, they get fined $150K COP)… I was glad to see ‘Mery’, a hot 20 year old blonde that I had my horny eyes on the last time… Bullshitted around for a bit and we agreed that she would come to my place for some after-work remedial training… Well, I saw that on stage she dances like a beast on crack so I was a bit timid that she might break my ‘little-me’, and she is not one to disappoint in her animalistic fuck-me-skills… She is a very good performer with a sexcellent work ethic and unreal appetite for some man-meat… The pictures really don’t do her justice, and anybody with a twins fantasy might want to talk to her (she has a 22 year old sister with whom they look almost identical… a quiet blonde who goes as ‘Diana’)…
Photos: Mery 05 06
One thing of worthy note that must be mentioned: Since women are soft, tender, feminine creatures (who should be serving men, in one way or another) I normally ‘forget’ that women have some necessary bodily functions… Well, after our session I stayed in bed pondering what I will do on a new day and she says she needs to freshen up… As I am thinking how to fulfill my mongering needs on this new day, I hear this rumble coming from somewhere in the building… It kind of sounded like a truck downshifting on the highway… And it goes again.. WTF is that noise and what the hell could be the mysterious source??? Then it goes yet again, and this time it was followed by a soft moan… Yes… It was Mery who was taking a big old dump!!! I don’t know what goes on a typical culombian working-girl diet, but whatever it is, it certainly doesn’t smell like roses…
Anyway, a Colombian ‘holiday’ (I asked a few people what they were celebrating, it was clear nobody knows WHY it’s a holiday, it just is) meant that all the massage places were closed today and I had to resort to regular tourist stuff and it was a nice change of pace from ass-worshipping… So in keeping with willing to try different venues, I decided to ‘order in’ today and I called http://www.e-extasis.com/modelosmedellin.htm, which has an offer of ‘if she is not in all 4 in 44 minutes, you get it 4 free’ (well, I wish… but sounds like a good promotional idea)… Anyway, I was pleasantly surprised with ‘Daisy’, although physically she’s not the most beautiful girl of the venues I have tried thus far, she is a very charming and educated woman who you could easily take out and not be embarrassed (and she has great nipples)… I wont put any pictures of Daisy as the ones on the website are very accurate…
New day, new bootie… I was so impressed with Loutron’s 5-star staff that I decided to make a return visit… After being torn yet again as to who to pick, I made a command decision and allowed the hot bartender chick to give me her recommendation (redhead 25 year old Milena)… This chick has a great body, and her tetas are only equaled by her ride-the-pony skills (yes… her bumpers are fake but they feel incredibly real)… The one fault that you can find about this place is that every single chick is smoking hot, making decisions difficult… Met a couple of dudes (an American, and an Australian), pretty nice dudes who are staying at ‘el castillo’… so I took their invite and visited El Castillo to see what all the talk is about… Meet Medellin Bob while I was there and he was a pretty down to earth kind of dude, seems that people who know him and stay with him are very happy with his services (there must be something to all the hype)… My personal choice is that I will stay at Torre Poblado as I prefer more privacy, complete discretion, and being more independent… But from what I saw, El Castillo is a very feasible alternative that is just dependent on your individual taste and your specific wants and needs…
Photo: Milena 07
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Admin: Milena photos added that were missed in initial processing
While the session with Milena was an experience in it of itself, I got an added bonus (or in this case, ‘added boner’ would be more appropriate)… Milena said she has a really hot 20 year old cousin that could ‘hang out’ (i.e. do some good ol’ pipe cleaning) during the day… So of course I called her the next day, but being kind of a ‘blind date’ I was a bit hesitant (sight unseen)… But upon opening the door my dick almost jumped out of my pants and did the happy dance… This chick is pretty hot and she has that girl-next-door smile that makes you want to bang her like she owes you money… Johana has a beautiful face and great young body with nice curves… Her face is so angelic that I kind of felt guilty about pillaging this chick, but then I saw her titties bouncing and I totally forgot the guilt (and my name)… After all, I am helping the local economy and adding to her ‘teta augmentation fund’, so all my guilt went right into the rubber and into her snatch… I gave her the best 20 seconds of my life… Pictures just don’t do this chick justice (but beware… she has the type of young body that if she doesn’t start working out and dieting, I could totally see her as a heffer in a year or two)…
Photos: Johana 08 09
Well, having the love meter drained by Johana left me with little energy to spend mongering so I did some touristy stuff (that trip report will be filed under ‘boring’… so lets just keep to the ass, shall we)… Well, I tried some good old pimping lines that I heard on some spanish soap opera on Loutron’s Diana and she came over (divine hooker intervention, if you will)… She seems to be a bit on the needy side, but I stop listening as soon as I see her ass so her complaints are really falling on deaf ears… It’s like having a philosophical conversation with Homer Simpson, you just nod and pretend to listen while you wait for carnage of some type to commence… I guess she thought I was interested in what she was saying because before I could say ‘holy ass, batman’, her clothes were off and I was off to the races to see how sweaty I could get in two minutes of bumping the nasty… Since we didn’t talk about money at all, I gave her some ‘taxi’ money (well, I called it ‘taxi’ money but it was more like ‘thanks for leaving me nearly blind for that fuck’ money) to hopefully keep her happy and keep me getting this prime piece of culombian for a really reasonable rate… She seemed happy with it and didn’t look to see how much I gave her (although she did give me the old line, ‘I am with you because I like you, not for money’… man, I must have that ‘I believe in the easter bunny’ type of face)…
Photo: Diana 10
New day and I spent the morning/afternoon sight-seeing with Daisy at Pueblito Paisa… She is actually a really nice, charismatic chick with whom you can spend time doing other things besides ‘hiding the bishop’ (but lets not forget she can ride the ‘milky way’ like a real porn star)… I gave her some taxi money (really, this was just taxi money… it’s not like we played the skin flute so I felt little obligation to ‘help’ her further)… But in trying to enjoy new venues, I decided to try out ‘Energy’... Ummm, well, in hindsight I think that Loutron had me left me spoiled and influenced my view of this place… I would say that Energy is two pegs below Loutron in quality (in every possible way, from the girls, to the rooms, to the service from the staff)… IMHO Loutron is just so far above in every aspect that it makes it difficult for any competitor to stay in the same hoe league… As I was seated waiting for the line up, I tried to determine the source of a funky smell (kind of like mildew and sweat)… Some good news and bad news… The good news, I wasn’t the source (I was fearful for a bit), the bad news, it seems that the smell was coming from the chicks locker… More good news, the lineup was deep (about 15 deep, I would say) and more bad news (out of those 15, only 2 were of solid quality)… I chose 20 year old Juliana (incredibly nice REAL tits that are just begging for some love juice) and I was NOT disappointed in her performance but the room left a lot to be desired (well, unless it turns you on to have a huge ass propane tank in your room and using the bathroom that is in the hallway)… Overall, Energy is a good alternative, specially for those trying to get the most bang (pun intended) for your buck/fuck…
Photos: Juliana 11 12
Although Juliana really milked me for every ounce of energy, I still had some led in my pencil so after a brief nap I headed back to Loutron to give Diana some advice and guidance (advice= dick, guidance= man cream)… I must say, with every sexion the action keeps getting better and more personal, as this chick is a very talented little filly who is most deserving of Loutron’s employee of the month…
Medellin is a very nice, relaxing place but if you need something non-mongering to do during the day then I find the choices to be considerably more limited than Rio (beach, corcovado, sugar loaf, hike trails near by, etc)… So with trying to find things to do, the next day Daisy took me to Botero Park where we interpreted the artist’s many works (lol… wtf… who am I kidding… the only form of art that I appreciate is ‘Calvin and Hobbs’)… It’s something different to do and since it’s downtown, you really get to see a more authentic perspective of Medellin than if you stay in Poblado the whole time… But in all fairness, I didn’t really try to do more things and I have read of a lot other activities being available for those who want to spend the dough on it…
Afterwards, headed to Oviedo Mall to get some food and stare at some of the local talent parading by, and although it was early there were A LOT of hot chicks about (and from the looks of it, the local plastic surgeons have been kept pretty busy… literally TONS of silicone)… Well, as it was still relatively early, I headed over to Loutron to get some much needed relaxation (relaxion= culo-mbian pounding)… I had been wondering just when drama would enter my haven of a vacation, and this was it…