So far my vacation had been pretty relaxing and drama-free while I mongered and went out with a couple of these working girls on their non-working time… In trying to avoid seeing Diana when I went in to Loutron, I thought I would just pick one of the girls that I haven’t done yet and I wouldn’t have the whole line up (i.e. Diana) see me… Well, Loutron’s information network should be the basis for the Department of Homeland Security as information flows in such an efficient and seamless manner (I would say that it’s better than the Garota Network)… Today I chose Sara (21 year old with a great petite body), and before we were even in the room, she said that she knew that I was Diana’s ‘amigo’ and that Diana was pretty pissed off already… Well, how the hooker hell am I supposed to enjoy a massage under these circumstances??? Then Sara got naked and I forgot everything else (‘Diana who’)… It was a good session and I will totally recommend her even though she didn’t go for the whole picture thing (don’t hesitate to pick her… in the line up she seems a bit serious and business-like but when you get her in the room, she is actually a pretty fun chick who gives a relaxed, non-rushed service <not>)… Well, as the session was over now I remembered that Diana was pissed off somewhere and it might cause me to lose my off-hour visits with her…

A couple of beers later, I was beginning to forget about Diana’s death threats and remembered that a Colombian-American chick (interestingly enough, from my hometown) had left me a message that she was going out with her friends to ‘rumbiar’… So what the hell, hanging out with some hot non-working culombians might be what I need so I head out with them… First of all, I knew that her 15 year old cousin was coming (wtf… I don’t want to babysit) and then I saw this young girl in person… I really think that my dick suffered a seizure/stroke (no pun intended) and I had to check myself because I feared I had just busted a load off… Never has a 15 year old looked so good, everything from her full size D cups, to her perfectly shaped apple butt to… WAIT… what the fuck am I saying!??!?! She’s 15!!!! So after remembering that ending up in a Colombian prison might not be too much fun (sorry, I wont write THAT trip report), I forced myself from looking in the same direction as this prison-bait... After a couple of unsuccessful attempts at entry at places in Parque Lleras (she had a fake ID), they decided to go to Sabaneta and I decided to try to make amends with Diana and I took her to Mango’s (it took some convincing and ‘I wont fuck any other women’ promises)…

I got there before she did, and it’s a good thing as I got to see some of the incredibly hot babes getting in line… Low and behold, I see Viviana, the hot bartender from Loutron (by the way, if anybody has done the nasty with her, please report), and she is with 3 other chicks that work with her doing the administration of the hookering business (the blonde with the really juicy ass, I think her name is Gloria and well, her ass is glorious… the morena with the nice headlights… and the older, more plain chick that is normally in the office)… As I go in with Diana, I see that there are boobs in every direction, in every size, in every shape, and every age (I would say ranging from 20 to early 30s… with chicks older than that being a minority)… I don’t know how many chicks are there to find work, but I know for a fact that a few of them were there with ‘dates’ (whether they were off the meter or on the clock, I don’t know)… My spidey hooker sense was going rampant at this place, but I would NOT recommend approaching most of these chicks with an hourly offer…

One more lazy day which ended up with Diana coming over for dinner, this chick has a lot of emotional baggage going on and I sent her home before she got me down too… I had been trying to make amends, and well I am surprised at all that she knows but play it off (everything from what time I get to Loutron, to how many pictures I took of Valentina, to how she knew the precise time that I was with Milena’s cousin)… So now it’s still early (midnight-ish) and I decided to see the talent at fASSe II… It was relatively slow and you got plenty of attention from the hottest chicks there, and there were a few that I really want to know (in the biblical sense)… So I talked to Yeimy (yeah, that’s how she spells her name… I guess hooked on phonics didn’t work for her mom), who IMHO has the hottest body there (she’s a 22 year old with THE ass of the place, and long curly hair)… She agreed to see me outside of work (she said early afternoon, before her hooker curfew kicks in and she has to work), and gave me her number… The thing I really dislike about this place is that some of the hotter chicks have this holier-than-thou attitude (wtf… just who exactly is the hooker in this equation) and will actually have the intestinal fortitude to ask for ‘collaboration’ for them spending time with you (wtf… I know these chicks get a commission <or> for the drinks that they order… and now they also want a ‘tip’ for allowing you the honor to be in their presence???)… I didn’t session, but I totally plan to call Yeimy/Jaime to have some room butt service… Oh, and if anybody has any experience with the Fase 2 chick that looks like Tia Carrera (with an incredible body), please report… I didn’t take her because she seems really arrogant as she is the most requested chick at this place and IMHO she seemed like she wouldn’t really make much of an effort at her job)…

Next day I head to the mall with Daisy to catch a movie… First of all, ‘Poseidon’ sucks some serious butthole… Everything from the weak plot, to the non-existent character development to… oh, shit… Sorry, I went into my movie critic role… Back to the ass… I cant say it enough how pleased I am with Daisy in her role of tour guide… It’s a very relaxed atmosphere to be in, to be with a hot Colombiana who is showing you the best that Medellin has to offer (and I’m not just referring to the bootie)… She is a really nice chick with a great personality, tremendous education, and fun view of life… I haven’t been banging her lately, I just see her for the company… And no, I’m not paying her ‘hooker time’ money, but I do give her some money for the taxi and do some other little BS things that chicks do (i.e. nails, hair), in part because she’s very generous in her own way (always bringing me food, candy, other little things to make my stay enjoyable)… After the movie, it seemed she wanted to hang out in my apartment but I really wanted to take a nap… Lo and behold, I never thought a call from Diana would save the day, but she called and said she wanted to come over (Daisy is deadly afraid that Diana will open a can of whoop-ass on her, so she leaves pretty quickly)… Diana shows up and looks freakishly good, every time I see her she looks amASSing (not a typo)… We head out to dinner, and after putting a 10 pound piece of beef in my stomach, I’m just ready for a siesta… We go back to the apartment and have an awesome performance (lasted more than the obligatory 2 minutes)… Normally she has to be home early (her mom calls her non-stop) but she falls asleep and doesn’t leave until almost noon the next day… Now this chick has been taunting me the last two times that she is bringing her friend (Loutron’s Natalia) so we can have a 3sum (or 3cum)… I get all sexcited only to be disappointed but Diana calls Natalia again and supposedly it’s good to go this time… This is ass torture!!!

Gloria is the administrative manager at Loutron. How you call her 'more plain' is beyond me. She's certainly older and more conservative than the working girls but she's a mature sexy woman who would get it w/ the quickness. Often times i've been at Loutron and wished she was in the line up. Nice report so far!

Such is the beauty of life... One man's 5 is another's 10 (and vice versa)... And 'more plain' was in comparison (in my eyes) to the other chicks there, and to further clarify it: She's a hot woman (she is definitely not a chick) who acts maturely and with class... I would sell my kidney any day of the week to get to know her better (biblically, of course)... ;-) but sadly, i think all efforts would be in vain as she is a married woman...

(Message edited by brassilero on July 10, 2006)