So at night I head with Diana to some type of fair/festival that’s going on and the plan is that Natalia is going to meet us there, and from there we will head back to the apartment for some Penthouse-forum type of activities to partake… Man oh man, was my penis looking forward to this moment of butt history in the making… Low and behold, Natalia shows up and then for an inexplicable reason I changed my mind about this little soiree… At Loutron, I had seen Natalia in the line-up and she looked like a tasty little dish but in person out of her hooker-uniform she looked like she was 16!!! I am all for debasing myself and taking down as many perverted people with me, but she just looked so young and innocent that it kind of threw my dick/mind into turmoil… Oh, and it really didn’t help that she’s about 4’8 (I swear, I think she’s legally considered a midget… I am not sure about the proper terminology, so maybe she is a ‘little woman’ or a ‘dwarf’… sorry, I am soooo politically incorrect that I am not offended when all my friends refer to me as ‘the dirty mexican’… and no, I’m not Mexican)… Back at the apartment, I am somewhat disappointed with the whole thing and Diana offers to call one of her hot, slutty friends over to get some healthy sweaty monkey sex going on… It was 1am already and I thought it was poor ass-etiquette to be calling on the ass batphone at that time so I thought it would be best left for another day when bootie-time would be more ample… But the session that followed was something to behold (and something which my loins will remember for quite some time), and it seems that my time invested is really paying off…

The next day is kind of a blur, and my regret is that Diana’s friend is not able to make it (sight unseen but Diana describes as a 24 year old that looks like Sofia Vergara so you can imagine my disappointment)… Diana promises to bring one of her coworkers the next day and off I go into yet another great session but in the back on my head I keep thinking that the next day is my LAST day in assville… Next day, Daisy shows up early and we have a great time together… I wanted to do one last massage ‘therapist’, so I say my goodbyes to Daisy and since I wanted to watch the futbol game, I called Energy and ASSked for Juliana to bring her talent to my apartment (it’s $140K COP for 2 hours of ‘mASSage’ time)… Ok, so she shows up and I am most relieved by how hot she looks in her street clothes (but that didn’t stop me from taking every shred of clothing right off)… Her services were very relaxed and unrushed, to the point that it was a little too unrushed… She ended up staying close to 4 hours and I really wanted to start packing up so I had to remind her that maybe she should head back to work, while promising that I would be requesting her services at a later date (a promise that I intend to keep, she really is a hot chick with a nice personality and I would like to bang that personality again in the near future)…

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So Diana calls and has me speak to her bootie colleague, Camila, a hot blonde at Loutron that comes highly recommended by many and she seems cool with cumming over tonight for some afterwork action… Yes, as my luck has it Camila cant make it tonight and wants to do it tomorrow night (as of this point, they don’t know that tonight is my last night), so I hide my disappointment by having a sexperience for the ages with Diana (the sweatiest 30 seconds of my life)… After Action Review, Diana starts playing with my Ipod (I had it charging, but I didn’t realize that the pictures had been uploaded as well)… Well, she sees the pictures of my afternoon snack, and the waterworks come out… What the hooker hell!!! Not on my last day!!! So I threw her some lines right out of General Hospital (‘no baby, it was a moment of weakness but you know my soul belongs to you’), and I was able to sidestep that emotional landmine… She stays over for the night and I cant sleep as I reflect on all the beauty (by that I mean ‘ass’) that Medellin has…

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"I think she’s legally considered a midget… I am not sure about the proper terminology, so maybe she is a ‘little woman’ or a ‘dwarf’… sorry, I am soooo politically incorrect… "

I believe she would be called a "Fidget" = Female midget. Or, if know Biblically, Fcukg Midget.

PC? We don't need no PC. Tell it like it is, Bro.

Great huumer and report.

Thanks,

HL