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ClubHombre.com: -TripReports-: Trip Report Archive: South America: Colombia: 2006/07 Brassilero - Medellin...CULOmbia's finest!!!: Cumclusion

By Brassilero on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 10:45 am:  Edit

Having limited sexperience in the realm of mongering, my little mind keeps going back and forth in comparing my two trips… Rio vs. Medellin… In terms of beauty, I think that Medellin wins that one by having some of the most gorgeous women I have ever seen (albeit, some of them are add-ons but it will not detract much from their beauty, as you might think)… In terms of performance, Rio is by far superior… In Rio BBBJ, kissing, and (for some) anal are all an expected part of the sexperience while in Medellin all of those factors are rare to find, particularly on a first session with a chick (of all the BJs, I think only one was BB on the first go around and I don’t even remember which one it was… Kissing only came with many repeat sessions, and none of them had a ‘third hole’ option on their resume)… But in all fairness, if you put in time with a Culombiana, you could end up with a completely stellar GFE very much like in Rio… Hell, even landing non-pros seems fairly easy if you have enough ‘game’ (well, my game is similar to Urkel’s so I didn’t go that route this time)… In terms of the mongering community, I find that the Medellin mongers are more close-knit and extremely helpful (not to say that the Rio veterans are not because they are… but the Medellin crew just seems to go above and beyond the call of duty, and maybe that could be credited to the scene being less developed than in Rio and as such having a more virgin ambiance to be shared)… Of special note is Wallstreet, a monger who really exceeded all expectations by answering all my questions and offering much needed advice (too bad I didn’t get to meet up with him while we were both there… bad timing on my part)… Sniper and Sandman were also very helpful in guiding me in the right butt path, and information from all mongers (trip reports, forum posts) really made my trip so much memorable than it would have been without such guidance… My advice to anybody considering Medellin as a stop in a butt tour: Use the minds of the Medellin veterans (for the most part, they relish the opportunity to help out a newbie into the land of eternal bootieful spring), learn Spanish (so few of the service providers spoke any English, and your time investment in learning the language will be paid in butt gold… Yeah, I know that money talks, but when was the last time your Andrew Jackson said a funny joke <the>), and head to Medellin with the an open mind (you will soon be in the cumpany of some charismatic nina with a perfectly heart-shaped butt and fake hooters… nature/money will soon take its course)…

Although I didn’t meet my pre-trip goal (bang at least 10 women), I had an incredible time and I am currently setting my goals for my next Medellin journey: Interact with more mongers, bang more chicks, try more bootie venues (‘miel y canela’ in specific), and do more of the local things…

Would I return to Medellin??? ASSolutely!!!

Photo: Diana 15

By Curiousone on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 03:04 pm:  Edit

Absolutely a great report, brASS. very informative and informational. keep em coming.

By Av8tr on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 03:17 pm:  Edit

Yes. Great report even though the pics aren't up yet. I just got back from Medellin last night. We might have been at Loutron at the same time.

Agree about Wallstreet. Great guy.

I'll be submitting my report in a few days.

By Sniper on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 04:39 pm:  Edit

I'm glad you had a good trip.

I've also had some of the same realizations. I love Rio, but I just click better with the girls in MDE.

By Radioman on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 05:17 pm:  Edit

It appears one more great monger has discovered the paradise of Medellin. I hate to tell you this, but when you were at Plaza Botero looking at the weird statues, you were just a few blocks from hooker heaven..two outstanding street girl areas. I have never failed to score pussy there, when I needed it...during the middle of the day or afternoon.

As for the attitudes of some of the hotties at Fase Dos...that is a turn off to all mongers. It is a shame that it seems to ruin a great experience and I strongly advise walking away from any hottie who thinks her shit don't stink. There are too many cute, adorable, and lovable babes in Medellin that will rock your world. Sounds like you found a few.

Thanks for the excellent report.

radio

By Brassilero on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 06:19 pm:  Edit

Av8... looking forward to reading your report, specially since we were probably at loutron around the same time...

Rio has so many things going for it, but IMHO Medellin has just as much in a different perspective... Needless to say, the upcoming decision as to where to go will be a difficult one (but one which has tons of bootie at the end, hence it's bearable)...

By Smallasiandick on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 11:50 pm:  Edit

Bitchen report! Im stoked!

By Rushen on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 07:46 am:  Edit

Nice report. Can't wait to see the pics. You should add some of your words to the CH dictionary. Keep it up.

By Bonepilot on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 09:54 am:  Edit

Brass,
Excellent and colorful report. I'm still debating where to take my trip this fall, but reports like this keep Medellin at the top of the list. Thanks for all the good Info..!

BP

By Admin on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 12:17 pm:  Edit

Photo integrated

By Sniper on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 05:46 pm:  Edit

I think Rio is great if you have the time to trek all the way down there. Medellin is a much easier trip for me.

The problem I have with Rio is the constant need to watch your stuff on the beach and that you need to really be careful at night because the knife wielding kids are running around.

Also Avenida Atlantica is Tranny Central. Street girls are not an option in Rio.

I agree though, the sex in Rio is second to none.

By Taboojw on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 07:22 pm:  Edit

Brass,

Great report. Just came back from Rio...but I see from your pics these Columbians (paisas) have bundas too. I am moving to Miami, Fl since I just graduated college. Hopefully, Medellin will be on the agenda or at least Cartagena. It seems like they are both landmines.

What was the budget for your time? How do these casas compare to the termas in Rio?
I am thinking about $2500 for 1 week.

By Smuckin on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 07:26 pm:  Edit

Awesome report! I am such a newbie and have only explored Costa Rica due to its proximity to miami. But i think my next trip is to columbia. Thanks in fact to this great report. Can't wait to make my own report when i get back.
Viva Columbia!

By Shrank on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 10:11 pm:  Edit

great report...am curios what was temperature and weather this time of year...muggy or comfortable...........

By Brassilero on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 03:59 am:  Edit

$2500 for a week... Well, as per my spending habits that should be more than enough (unless you drink like a fish... liquor can blow any budget)... Price comparison in USD: Terma 4x4 (the cheapest i was in) costed about $85 vs. Loutron costed about $65 (and this is the most expensive casa in Medellin, quality right along the same lines as Rio's Centaurus if not better)...

As far as the weather, maybe I wouldnt be the best judge of that as I just got back from the middle east where I was used to 120 F, but at the time I was in Medellin it was continously in the mid 80s without the crazy ass humidity that we have in the US... Overall, very comfortable weather (although I heard a bunch of paisas complaining that it's too hot)...

By Longo69 on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 06:37 am:  Edit

Great report. I just got back myself. It is too bad Camille never came through. I sessioned with her three days in a row as it was just that good.
And Av8tr, I am looking forward to your report, and certainly some of your pics. I have seen you operate now and am impressed.

By Branquinho on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 08:40 am:  Edit

Bras-

My limited experience still has the balance tipped in favor of Rio. While prices are usually lower in Medellin, and the girls were hot-looking, the sex was invariably better in Rio. The things that were typical or at least common in Rio--DFK, BBBJTC, Anal--were unusual in Medellin, and I don't have the patience to slowly bring a girl along to the point where she'll kiss and dispense with the condom for a blow job. I expect to get full service, and I mean FULL service, when I'm paying. Last time I was in Medellin, only three of the ten girls I spent time with would kiss, and only two gave BBBJs (not TC). Anal was not a negotiating point with any of them. Last trip to Rio, all 14 garotas DFKd, all 14 gave BBBJs, eight gave BBBJTC, and nine did anal. Cost was between $55 (escorts services, and this was for 2 hours with multiple pops) and $85 (4X4).

I'll return to Medellin because I believe that variety is the spice of life, but I wish the paisas were as sexually adventurous and aggressive as the brasileiras.

By Brassilero on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 09:09 am:  Edit

lol... well, in terms of performance rio is hands down the winner (in a complete different league... that's like an NFL team playing a high school team... yeah, it's the same sport but at totally different levels)... i'm not disputing that... moreover, i didnt mean to make this a make this a rio vs. medellin debate... i can see why people keep going back to rio, but by the same token i can see why people are retiring down to medellin...

By Jaguar on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 10:53 am:  Edit

Brassilero,

You have piqued my interst in Medellin, especially with that fine photo of Columbian ass.

Jag

By Branquinho on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 03:45 pm:  Edit

Jag,
Not a lot of Black paisas in Medellin! You'll have better luck in CTG.

By Tomtom33 on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

MDE is a little backward when it comes to DFK, BBBJ and BBBJTC. CTG is much better in that area. I can't comment on the anal since I don't really partake unless the chica insists. And some do.

I enjoy the hunt. MDE is a great hunting ground. And there are plenty of barrels in which to shoot fish if the hunt is not successful.

By Sniper on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 05:56 pm:  Edit

Funny, I only had one girl that wouldn't DFK. But you won't get them to do a BBBJ in a massage parlor. Its not the same as a Terma.

As far as anal goes, I have only had one girl that is into anal. So you are correct, its nearly impossible to find.

I think if you are into a true GFE and you don't mind putting in a little time, Medellin is great. If you want a Porno experience, Rio is a must.

If you are just going there for 1 or 2 weeks a year, you are better off going to Rio.

I love both places for different reasons.

I basically session with two or 3 girls at massage parlors, just for the variety. But I spend most of my time with what I call the "franchise player". She does it all and very well. DFK, BBBJ, BBBJTC, Anal, Deep Throat, etc. She's great.

We exchange emails and phone calls daily, she may be off the market soon!

By Majormajor on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 09:33 pm:  Edit

Jag:

Quit tryting to escape your responsibilities with Hep-B.

Just a personal question. Is Hep-B with Child?

Why not just do thd DNA test thing and tell her to get lost? After the test, then you are free to try Columbia. Also, remember, Columbia and Brazil have extradition treaties.

Good lucck buddy.

MM

By Sparky43 on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 07:43 am:  Edit

Brass,.
I sessioned at Miel y Canela, total GFE including trip to the islands and CIM.
Sparky

By Radioman on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 05:44 pm:  Edit

Sniper says: "We exchange emails and phone calls daily, she may be off the market soon!"

Does that mean Sniper may be off the market soon as well? Say it ain;t so!!! I hear the chicas crying all the way up north.

radio

By Stevepenmen on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 10:11 pm:  Edit

Jag,
Your descriptions make me want to leave for both places for a few weeks each! One of these days I hope,
SP

By Stevepenmen on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 10:13 pm:  Edit

Sorry Jag, I meant Brassilero,
SP

By Sniper on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 05:37 pm:  Edit

Well thats not going to happen. It certainly put a cramp on my style when I was in MDE in June.

Basically I spent most of my time with Olga, I did go to the Blue Room twice and played around a bit.

I think Olga's a great girl and I certainly wouldn't mind taking her off of the market when I move there. But I'll be like most Colombian guys with money, if I need a little side action, I'll go to Loutron!

And I am sure as hell not going to get married anytime soon! I'm just going through the second divorce. I'm done!

I think (although not confirmed) that she may have pulled herself off of the market anyway. Not necessarily because of me, but I think her average customer is well into their 60's and they don't excite her that much.

It was funny, when we were out on the town and some American guy would come up to us and talk with her, they would always be way older. Nothing wrong with that but most guys my age go after to 20 somethings. Its rare that a guy who is 40 goes after a woman that is 38.

When I was there in June, she sat me down and gave me the "I want this to be more than sex" speech. I've been mongering for 11 years now, I don't mind it being more either as long as I have an outlet when I need it! She will need to understand that I occaisionally have "needs" that will need to be satisfied by other women.

But if it doesn't work out, I'm going to join the ranks of other 40 year olds and get a good 25 year old and make sure she understands the program.

On the apartment front, I'm excited! I got an international real estate loan for 7.99% through Bank of America private banking. So I'm fully funded and ready to buy my home. Its taken a while, but its finally done.

On another personal note, I am writing a book about how to live overseas and retire young. It isn't going to be a mongering book, but I will give you step by step guides on how to set yourself up overseas, minimize your taxes, get work, etc. I've done a considerable amount of research as well as some personal experiences with living overseas already. While I will out myself to the world, I'll be retired so I won't give a fuck!

I also want to write something about the "how to" and philosophy of mongering. That will be written by "Sniper".

When both are done, CH members can just email me and I'll send them a free PDF copy. Just a thanks for the massive amount of time and effort saved by reading everyone's trip reports.

By Relapse on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 08:25 pm:  Edit

Hey Guys,

Appears it may be time to share a little wisdom. We have all made mistakes, it would be wonderful to be the exception and hit it off forever with a cute little Pisa (spelling?).

Having stated the above I have discovered, and wish to share three good points.

1. The concept of Love is universal, based soley on the female appreciation of the dollar bill. (from a friend of mine here in Kentucky)

2. If it flys, floats or fucks, rent it!!!( read long ago on Club Hombre)

3. FIRST LAW OF MONGERING: We give them money for sex. We do this with multiple women.

SECOND LAW OF MONGERING: They sell their bodies for money. They do this with multiple men.

THIRD LAW OF MONGERING: The first two laws cannot be suspended.(from Jjgettis)

Just trying to help everyone keep things in perspective.

T-41 days here. Now here is the shit kicker: Yea is he who can heed one's own advise!!!!

Damn, sounding biblical?!?!?!

Relapse

By Brassilero on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 09:54 pm:  Edit

Thanks for all who have made positive comments/compliments... my trip wouldnt have been anywhere near as much fun without having CH as a fountain of bootie information...

Sniper... good luck in your ventures (both with olga, and with your books)... i'll be one of the first ones to hit u up for the books...

And jag, are you sure MBL would allow you to go to culo-mbia??? felix might have issue if you desert him with all that rio bootie...


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