This was my 7th trip to Angeles City since March of aught 4. Before I started going there regularly, I almost always explored new destinations. Writing trip reports for new destinations I visit are quite a bit easier. There are so many things to cover.

• How to get there
• Where to stay
• The places to visit
• Where the ladies are located
• What the scams are
• How much to pay
• How good the sex was
• Services provided

• Meeting up with Khun_Mor again for the first time since February aught 5
• Seeing Porker for the first time since July aught 5 and meeting his little lady
• Meeting Bigballs for the first time and his lady
• Finally meeting PhoenixGuy after several years of us both mongering in Nogales and never hooking up there
• Finding a gem of a lady towards the end of the trip that I spent several evenings with
• Taking several different ladies to the videoke shacks north of Fields and having a great time drinking and singing badly
• Barfining three different ladies out of Typhoon
• The small drama that ensued by doing that
• Meeting a US Marine at La Pasha, drinking with him, and then hearing about Porker having to take him to the hospital later that night
• The opinion that both Champagne and Camelot now suck serious ass
• Meeting a 25 year old Showcase Dancer at Dollhouse that worked in Cyprus previously
• Hanging in Classroom 2 with KM
• And more!

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Hey Xen, I know how much effort it takes to write something up and post pics, and I appreciate the effort. I'm curious about Camelot and Champagne though, two go-gos that have been consistently good for so long for me.

I was always tempted to barfine a feature dancer, but didn't really find anyone that blew me away in the past; sure they had nice bodies and could dance, but they seemed a bit older and more jaded the ones I spoke with. I wonder if these gals get out much, and if this venture into 3K piso territory should be rewarded. They were trying the 3k feature dancer at Agasya as well last trip and I wonder if others will follow.

Merlin:

I don't know. I just thought the talent at both places was crap. Camelot was the worst offender, but Champagne wasn't much better. I found KM in Camelot one night and he was only there because his barhops wanted to go. I gave the place two or three tries and could not find anyone.

I visited Champagne several times as well and could not find anyone. It was just a total and complete meltdown of talent the last two trips. Nothing like what I remember from last year.

Typhoon, on the other hand had some really decent talent both in waitresses and dancers.

Bunny Ranch is another place that has completely self destructed, IMHO. It is a far cry from the wild and rocking place it once was when DM, KM, Epi and I invaded in early 05.

Your observations pretty much nailed it regarding the feature dancer in Dollhouse. Older, more jaded, etc. Spot on.

More chapters to come later this week.

>I wonder if...this venture into 3K piso territory should be rewarded

No - it should not be.

And I'll throw in a second vote that the talent at Bunny Ranch was nothing to write home about this July. A far cry from the fun joint it used to be...

I feel, that with prices rising, Angeles City is no longer the super deal it once was a year or so ago. $70-100 per night for a room? When the hotels in Angeles City start being more expensive then the hotels in Los Angeles, there is a problem.

Im looking at Pattaya or Manila as alternatives. I figure I can get the same quality or better just picking them up at the La Cafe.

Xen,

Nice update.

I had been to BNE almost every night previously during this trip and had barfined one really hot 19 year from there. Had a really GREAT fuck from her. I always sat at the far left side of the tables and stools that line the dance floor. I had a good view from here and also was able to scan the dancer talent that sat close to the dance floor when it wasn’t their turn to dance.

While I did not cover many places this short weekend trip, I will say that I was mighty impressed with the collection at the BNE my last night there (yesterday) and there were at least 4-5 girls I would have picked on looks alone (for my eyes).

Interviews and cherry situations notwithstanding.

Great report.

I agree with the crazyness of the hotel prices there. I mean I would have no problem paying that in Pattaya where you are on the beach and have a ton of stuff around. In AC there is nothing to offer that a hotel would have the justification to charge that much for a hotel.

What are you gonna get a view of? The dirt alley? People see The new wild orchid and think wow what a great idea. problem is the more hihj price places that open the more people are gonna start gouging and less people will travel there.

I would have a problem paying $100 a night when there is the Sabai Resort charging $18. . .

http://www.sabailodge.com/roomrates.htm

They have pools too at this place just like the Wild Orchid that charges wayyyyy more. Im going to attempt a trip soon, its either to Pattaya or Rio.

I might try Angeles in the future, but I just want to hand the desk people two bills with Mr. Franklin on the front and be done.

(Message edited by ironeagle on July 31, 2006)

Just booked a room at the Orchid Inn for $32/nite in November. Was quite happy with it in January so am returning. There IS still good value there! Swimming pool, good food.
troutmeister

Xen

I have been waiting for your trip report . I had no idea I would be featured so prominently however. I am honored to be included in most of your chapters thus far.

Would love to hook up with you sometime in Thailand and produce Xen and KM - back and forth in Thailand . An update of a truly epic report.

Anyway
In regards to your report. I cannot believe I had walked past the Dollhouse restaurant and Hotel every day for 2 weeks and never even knew it existed until you pointed it out. Never ate at the restaurant but it has to be a welcome change from Mos and Margarita Station. The hotel rooms were laughably small for what they plan to charge. I predict a lowering of the rates in the near future.The rooms were nice with new furniture but I would get claustrophobic in 30 minutes in any of those rooms. Closet size rooms are not my thing . That's why I bleed bucks for the huge room at RA.

That dark corner at Classroom had been one of my favorite haunts for some time. It seems to be always empty because it has a bad view of the stage but I always have my victims picked out so it's a perfect spot to have more than the usual fun available in most Field's bars. The cool waitress was Emily - the one with Jennifer in your pics di ba ?? She at one time was an uber hottie in AC. A feature dancer at Blue Nile Exec. Now a bit older and thicker but still a sweetheart. I first met her because she was a close friend of Jastra - my HK from last trip. You missed Jastra this trip. She came to see me several times at Classroom although she no longer works there. I had discouraged her from doing so by the time you arrived.

Your Dollhouse Dancer just ooozed sexuality and I wonder what would have happened if you had barfined her. She certainly was all over you in the bar and obviously knew her way around a dick. The pics do not do her justice. She was way hotter than she looks in the pics and what a body !!

Irene no longer works in the bar - she is looking for " honest " work -- no help from me by the way. She is still in touch with me frequently though. If you want her cell number for next trip PM me . She does have a rock hard body and the firmest young tits I have felt in a more than a few years. Still cherry though. Says she is keeping it for her future husband. Still a lot on the menu although she may be the ultimete YMMV - who knows ??

When I left you in BNE on my final night I had no doubt you were in for a great night as you had at least 4-5 girls wrestling each other to get a chance to grab your dick. Only in AC !!

I was saddled with Dina and Jennifer . Jen was trying her best to get me to ditch Dina and take her up to my room but I had a bit of investment in Dina so I passed - rightly or wrongly. I did not regret my choice but still wonder if Jennifer delivers the energy she displays in the bar when she gets to the hotel. Not always the case in my experience - especially with a girl as moody as Jennifer.

Look forward to next chapters. see ya soon I hope.

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I feel, that with prices rising, Angeles City is no longer the super deal it once was a year or so ago. $70-100 per night for a room? When the hotels in Angeles City start being more expensive then the hotels in Los Angeles, there is a problem.

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Ironeagle you miss my point.

I am saying that if all hotels in Pattaya were 100 bucks I would not have a problem with that as much as a dump city like AC charging 100 bucks a night. I just wouldnt go and pay that much.

Xen,

Good start, looking forward to the rest!

EA

I would add on Hotels Info:

DM Residente

I took an Executive Room for 1800 per night and this included an in-room Jacuzzi which worked. However, there is a huge noise level when its pumping away - I don't care so long as I am not trying to sleep.

Problems was working out how to fill it up and getting warm water rather than cold! The staff were pretty helpful.

Bed was decent and funny thing is that besides clean sheets and another thicker sheet, there is not blanket nor duvet to hide under when the aircon powers up.

Downside:

A little out of the way (two blocks) after Norma's the money changer (that road) and a righ turn. Not really far!

They charge for early check in before 2pm at 100 pesos per hour.

They charge for in-room internet connection at 200 pesos per day.

Ok, I gotta get out of my room here and do some fun things.

If the other hotels are running full, this is a decent alternative!

Now that KM is gone…

After KM departed I was on my own for a few days before Porker was scheduled to blow into town. I had also planned on heading to Jakarta for the last four days of my trip, but was having a blast and I just could not leave AC. I still want to get back to Jakarta one of these days, hopefully soon, but I just didn’t have the energy to pack up and head over to Indonesia.

One afternoon I was walking by the Welcome Inn and I noticed a very attractive door girl there. I talked to her for a few minutes outside the bar (didn’t even buy her a drink or go inside) and then paid her barfine, convinced she would be a good fuck. She claimed she was new (don’t they all), 21, and had only been working in the bar for a week. I had wanted to see Superman since its premier and took her over to SM to go see it. I thought the movie was really well done and was impressed they even got the damn thing made. If you ever want to read the details of its production up till around mid 2004, check out this link: http://www.agonybooth.com/forum/topic2730.htm

I thought Kevin Spacey was an excellent Luther, Brandon Routh was decent as Superman, but I was not convinced that Kate Bosworth was really Lois Lane. Anyway, back to the fucking…

Miss S and I headed back to the hotel for a couple of sessions before I sent her on her way. She was really cute and a great overall session. Great BBBJ and great boom2 all around. She went back to the bar and I walked by her several times later that evening. (She kind of gave me the stink eye though)

Dollhouse becomes my favorite bar

Dollhouse really became my favorite stop during these two days. I went there each night and developed a regular crew. It was in the early evening one night and I was watching the dancers on the main stage. But upstairs, ladies in different style uniforms were shaking it up and really dancing sexily. They seemed to enjoy themselves, were kidding and joking around with one another, and having a great time. So I went upstairs to grab a closer look. I plopped myself down on a barstool overlooking the main stage and started smiling. They ranged in age from 18 to 24 with one cherry girl among the 5 or so. It wasn’t long before I was buying each of them a round of drinks.

The in-bar action was great and I spent several hours just drinking and hanging out with them. I wasn’t puking 250 piso SML’s either, but I ended up barfining the hottest one among them (besides the cherry girl, who was really hot.)

The Typhoon Saga

On my first night in AC, I had barfined Miss M, a cute 20 year old from Typhoon. However, I also noticed a waitress that evening that I was really attracted to. So I went back a few times looking for her, but was unsuccessful in my efforts to find her up until this point. Ironically enough, I ended up meeting another really skinny, cute waitress that I really liked. So now I had one lady from Typhoon already in the bag and two on deck. The new waitress was Miss A and she was 24. She spoke excellent English and had a terrific, skinny body. She was also a little stuck on herself, but that was ok. She was really cool to hang out and talk with and I asked her if she knew the waitress I was looking for. I tried to describe Miss I, but Miss A wasn’t familiar with her.

But while I was chatting with Miss A, another waitress remembered me and the fact I looking for Miss I on my previous visits. So I excused myself from Miss A and then finally got a chance to speak with and talk with Miss I. Miss I was really cool so I barfined her and we went to Stinger to see her “cousin” and shoot some pool. In all my trips to AC, this was my first time even being inside “Stinger.” We hung out there for several hours and then I decided it was time to get our groove on.

When I got Miss I back to the room, she just completely rocked my world. The sex was just incredible and we ended up fucking three more times that evening, including one in the morning. When she left the following day, I thought I had found a regular for the trip things went so well. I gave her a tip and then money to barfine herself so I was assured of her services. But my fortune with her changed later than evening when I went to get her again.

So I was back in Typhoon to pickup Miss I and Miss A came up to say hi. We only chatted for a few minutes and I didn’t even buy her drink. Then Miss I sees me and approaches me. I say goodbye to Miss A and Miss I and I (that is just weird) start to leave. All the way out of the bar and into the street Miss I is giving me shit about Miss A. In fairness, I did want to barfine Miss A, but the only thing Miss I knew was that I was talking to Miss A.

So we ended up heading over to one of the Videoke shacks behind Fields where another “friend” or cousin worked. The place had absolutely no business and was dark until we arrived so we had the place to ourselves.

We got in and settled and I thought the evening was looking up by the fact Miss I was drinking Red Horse beer. We spent several hours singing away in the humid AC evening. The Videoke attendant turned on the ceiling fan inside the shack and I was fearful of the damn thing falling down on me it was spinning so loosely. The bathrooms in these places are pretty nasty as well. Man! Weren’t they built just a year or two ago? Stuff really goes downhill fast in the Philippines, especially when they don’t maintain it.

So what did we sing? I can’t remember a lot of the songs now. But Filipinas seem to have a fondness for sappy 80’s love songs. And I couldn’t believe they had Lemon Tree by Fool’s Garden, which was a favorite of a friend of mine while we were in college. (And apparently was a huge hit throughout Asia which explains why they had it.)

I ended up singing Lemon Tree and boy did that brought back some memories. I hadn’t heard or thought about that song since 1996. The bummer about the Videoke machines is that they don’t always get the words correct. I didn’t choose to sing La Bamba, but I am pretty sure the lyrics don’t start “Ba ba ba ba La Bamba” as the Videoke machine said. And the music isn’t actually the real music. It is very bad midi synth renditions of the songs.

But you know what? Who cares? It was fun, my lady was getting drunk and happy and I was having a blast. I apologize if you were one of the unfortunate souls in one of the back rooms at the Royal Amsterdam. I am sure we kept you up with our “strangling the cat” voices until about 4 or 5 am.

So my lady is feeling well and I was looking forward to another evening of mind-blowing sex. Boy was I disappointed. I get her back to the room and she starts yammering on and on and on about Miss A and how I wanted to barfine her and take her. I finally shut her up about that, but then she gets sick and runs to the restroom to puke. I tell her to use some of my Listerine before she gets back in bed. Unfortunately, the sex was a severe drop-off from the previous evening. I finish my business and am ready to sleep and she starts yammering again about Miss A. I asked her why she cares and if she likes me. She insists that she doesn’t care and doesn’t like me. She then goes on to say that I am not attractive and that I don’t understand the Filipina heart. Well, I guess I don’t.

But not in the mood now (chalking it up to her being drunk on Red Horse), I tell her to either be quiet about Miss A or to get dressed and leave. She does the latter. When she leaves she stops on the RA stairs and sits down and starts to cry. Guilty, I go after her and she walks away. I wasn’t going to chase her so I came back to my room and I assumed she left. I surf the internet and check email for a little while and about ten minutes later there is knock on my door. She returns saying she “forgot her goodbye kiss” and runs to bathroom to retrieve her hair scrunchy which was already in her hands when she entered.

She gave me a kiss on the cheek and then left. This time for good. After a minute I walked downstairs and asked the front desk if she had left. And she did. Weird stuff overall. Oh well.

Cowboy Shot Girl at Blue Nile

One night around 2 in the morning I was hanging out at Blue Nile minding my own business when the Sherriff shot girl approaches me and says that the Cowboy Shot Girl would like to meet me and thinks I am “cute.” Never being one to turn down a “fan” I go over and say hi. Miss Cowboy Girl is actually only a year younger than I am. She claimed no kids, had only an ok face, but still a decent body. She said she “liked” me so I went through a few tests.

Soon my tongue was inside her mouth and my hands down her pants. She went with the flow and never asked for a drink. We retired to one of the back couches and continued the make-out session before finally get approached by a waitress for a LD. I got her a drink and continued kissing her. Miss CG barely touched her drink for the next two hours that we made out on the couch. She never asked for another one and seemed perfectly content to sit there and suck face with me. When I tired of kissing and groping her, I turned around and she gave me a nice shoulder massage.

This continued until about 4am, when I realized just how tired I was. I was practically falling asleep in the bar at this point. She had almost won me over, but I wasn’t going to barfine her in the catatonic like state I was in. So I said my goodbyes and told her I hoped to see her again.

I went back to say hi several times. I hung out with her and bought her a few more drinks in subsequent evenings. But I just wasn’t that attracted to her overall, even though I had sucked face with her for two hours the previous night. If she was free, sure, I would have been all over that. But I could not see paying for her, so I didn’t.

Going Back to Typhoon for Miss A

I went back to Typhoon one night to pickup Miss A. As soon as Miss I saw me, she ran up the stairs. I had some real concerns about possible session quality with Miss A. She seemed to only want short time (which I was fine with, but it still raised a flag) and then her overall arrogance and attitude concerned me a little. But I thought she was really hot and she had the type of body I love, so I said what the fuck.

I told her the story of Miss I from the previous night and she got a really big kick out of that. Her reply was something like, “Yeah. She is just jealous and insecure of me. I mean, look at me!” I couldn’t help but laugh. We went back to the hotel and I wasn’t thinking when I made the comment, “You aren’t going to be a starfish now, are you?”

Of course, she didn’t get the reference and asked what I was referring to. So I explained to her what a starfish fuck was even demonstrated for her with my arms and legs out. She got a HUGE kick out of that and started busting up laughing. And then she promised she wouldn’t be a starfish.

After everything I went through to finally fuck this lady the session was excellent overall. I fucked her all across the room in every which way possible. The highlight of the session came when she threw me down on the bed and told me to “be a starfish” and then proceeded to hop for a ride and fuck me silly.

One more chapter left, which will come next week.

Photos: Honeyko A 11 12 13 14 15 16
Photos: Honeyko B 17 18 19 20 21 22

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Is Honeyko A also Miss A and Honeyko B also Miss I? If so, its interesting because B is actually a little bit cuter than A and in better shape. Cute girls with the classic Leyte look. Funny how there are so few cute girls in AC that the ones who are cute are slightly overconfident. As cute as these girls are, they wouldnt even get noticed in a Makati or EDSA bar. Big fish in a small pond with fat fish.