Earlier Nigel1305 posted a trip report: A Local Guide to Internet Escorting In London as a destination guide to using the internet escorts in London. My posting is to elborate upon his tips and to cover two sessions I had in late June in London: one with a Thai girl from the redundantly named: A1-Asian Oriental Escorts and the other a Russian/Lithuanian girl from Anna’s Angels.

I travel through London on business frequently and I find the internet based escort agencies which feature girls at the 150 UK rate per hour to be a worthwhile form of mongering. I wouldn’t recommend that anyone make a purposeful trip to London just for internet mongering since the cost of living in the UK and London in particular price all of this out of sight. However, London is such an international hub that even if you don’t find yourself here on business you just might pass through on some other trip. I find that the rates charged, while high for the first world, are actually in line for what you would pay in New York or Los Angeles. The way I mentally deal with the UK is that I assume that a dollar=a pound in purchasing power. Obviously you pay the huge penalty of converting into pounds and there is a cost but it is not worth obsessing over each transaction. Looked at that way, 150 (in $) would be a fair price for girls of this quality. If you look at the actual cost, with the present exchange rate a 150 UK girl will cost you $280. Adding in cab rides to her place will put you over $300!

The earlier report was a good overall guide but one important point needs to be made: at these prices it is important that participants (or “punters” as they say in Britain) consider reviews before making their selections. Last year I had a lackluster session with a girl that didn’t do cim as advertised on her website. I made my next selection based several reviews and based on these recommendations I had a superb session.

Review Sites

I use three different review sites for the UK. I know there are more, but the three that I consult are: www.Punternet.com ; www.Captain69.co.uk ; and www.theeroticreview.com . Punternet is a free site and concentrates all over the UK, and primarily on the low end in London, so I find this site of limited value for London. Additionally the site is free form and has no consistent ratings or recap of attributes and performance of the girls. Moreover, the posters seem to operate from the same mental attitude that Eric Idle displayed in the classic Monty Python sketch: “Know what I mean, eh, eh?” All too often you are urged to “treat her right.” No real search capabilities either.

Captain69 is much more useful but it costs $12? Per month for members access. Without the access you can still get lists of agencies which is very helpful and if you click on a girl with reviews you can’t read any details but you can see a star rating which is shorthand for the detailed reviews. 3 stars is a recommendation, and 4 - 4 ½ stars is the practical max.
I recommend membership if you go to Europe at all, since they also rate Prague and various other cities.

With membership you can read what are generally brief but concise reviews. All reviews are linked to webiste pictures. There is also an in depth check list of physical features: implants or not, height, build, trimmed pussy etc. The session details include owo (oral without, or bbbj), cim, facials, A Levels (UK speak for anal), rimming, etc. All of this is searchable. This is pretty much where I spend my time. What makes it so nice is the membership which is far more serious and likely to add relevant criticism. It is interesting to note that some boards attract idiots and others demand more from their contributors. As a final item of interest the board actually rates agencies as being honest, whether or not they will substitute girls, etc.

Theeroticreview is mainly a US website for various cities, however London is also included. The written reviews are generally longer than on 69 and the check list is, if anything, more detailed. There are actually four categories to rate the escort’s breasts: size, cup, appearance and implants or not. However there are probably three or four reviews per day for London with some covering other locations in the UK and some low end places, so Captain69 will have a much larger data base.

Selection of an Escort

I find making your selections to be fun and part of the appeal of this town. You need to select four or five girls per agency to allow for perhaps some not being available and I would recommend picking atleast 3 different agencies to allow for unanswered calls or other hiccups.

In the 150 range there are two main types: Asian agencies and ones featuring primarily Eastern European (“EE”) babes. I have had luck with both types. English girls generally are priced at 200 to 250 pounds, and we have to draw a line somewhere. The EE sites will also employ occasional Spaniards and Brazilians, however I just can’t pay these types of prices for Brazilian pussy since I also travel to Sao Paulo and Rio.

Using the list of websites from captain69 (again available even if you don’t join) you can view photos of the girls and find some information in the descriptions. The Asian sites (e.g. www.a1-asian.co.uk) will allow you to sort the ladies by petite, busty, or even “A ladies.” They will also sometimes indicate whether the girl performs rimming, owo and cim. The Caucasian girls on some sites are listed as “open minded” or noted as anal, etc., but I find these less dependable than the Asian girls. Rely on the reviews.

All of the photos are glamour shot types with obvious retouching to cover blemishes. Reviews on 69 will note if she looks like her photo so pay attention. It is really an art form to learn how to read glamour shots to see if the girl is likely to be chubby, have a big ass, etc, so you really have to go by feel. One thing I’ve found from EE girls is that many or most of them have a slight something that is off about their face. It is as if their face were drawn with great skill on an Etch-a-sketch but at the last moment portions of the eyes or nose or something were misadjusted. This will often show up in the photo. If so imagine that the feature that you noticing is off is even more so in real life. Will it be cute or would that chase you off? If so then move on.

Many of the girls are on multiple websites, frequently with different names. I haven’t found ones with different rates, yet.

Each of the girls will list a general section of the city or main road that they are located near. I always let this be my guide. If you are going in the day then the tube can reach most areas, but I am either pressed for time or going after a business dinner so I want to use a cab and be close to my hotel. I find a good concentration of girls along the North side of Hyde Park around Bayswater, Queensway or Paddington.

I don’t do outcalls since I will often have business associates in my same hotel and I always try to have my hobby activities in the 1st world be conducted without leaving tracks. Also the 150 rate is usuall 50 pounds higher if she travels to you. Likewise I usually don’t want my phone calls on the hotel record or on my business cell so I will usually call from the red phone boxes. Ignore the photo cards for girls -- that can’t be a way to get good service -- which are pasted all over the boxes. Some agencies want to call you back and won’t accept a pay phone booking -- atouchofclass is one such place, but all of the Asian places and many of the other places will accept these type of bookings. You just call back in 5 minutes after they have notified the girl.

My sessions

My first session was with Cat, a Thai girl from A-1. Cat was listed as a petite girl and and that was accurate. 


http://www.a1-asian.co.uk/cat.htm

I was pleased with the session, she was an 8+ in looks and appears like many of her photos. Her performance was downrated based upon her kissing technique. She would open up but put her tongue in a blocking position so to keep me from tongue darting into her mouth. I am a tough grader. However, I really liked the pacing of her hour session. I didn’t push for two events, but took my time and probably spent 45 minutes making love with a cim finish and the rest cuddling and talking. A levels would have been available. An FKK session, by contrast is much more scripted and rushed and would have charged extra for the A levels or cim.

My second session was with Bey, a Lithuanian girl of Russian extraction.

http://www.annas-angels.co.uk/profile.php?profile_id=79

I thought Bey’s main close-up photo put her in the possible 9 category:





She didn’t look anything like this. See the other photos on her page. She was a less attractive version of some of them. I would rate her a 7 in person. On the base of her nose on her right side was a small Nikita Kruschev wart, which has been removed in the pics. However I would rate her performance as a 9 level. It was very hot in her flat, maybe 85 degrees and she participated in some hard moving active porn star sex becoming coated with sweat as she pounded away in cg. Had to give her something for that. She did cim and I intended to finish that way, but the cg pounding brought me over the edge. Again I was satisfied with our session and I liked the pacing and the free-form nature of the encounter.

On a previous trip I had a fun time with this Russian gal:



http://www.captain69.co.uk/member/escorts/mescort.asp?id=61316

Those are real breasts, by the way. I also think that this gal (Cristy) displays the EE slightly off face. She was a great kisser and gave me the most thorough and long lasting rimming I’ve ever had from a non 3rd world woman; and yet she did a covered bj! Vitamin reinforced we did 2 to an hour. She is also a 200 UK girl, but her reviews were so hot I went for it.

Anyway, that’s my .02 on the London scene. I hope my comments are a help, or atleast amusing. Thanks.

I used to monger in London years ago
until i found LOS
With the introduction of the internet
your submit shows how the scene in London has changed,
Were as in LOS you can visit a bar/massage place or gogo to see what the girls are offering.
In London
your saying i would have to go on the internet
to find out who`s doing rimming,deep kissing
bondage ,CP,dressing up in a nurse/schoolgirl/french maids uniform

Try cities outside of London and you can find some fantastic girls for very cheap prices. Nottingham, Newcastle, Leeds to name but a few. Failing that just call into any of the local pubs, nightclubs particularly in University cities to find many British girlies up for 'free' fun.

The situation in the UK is that if a girl asks for sex..its prostitution and that is a big 'No No' here. However if the girl sleeps with a guy she finds in a bar and in return he buys her a few nice things then thats okay!

That asian place looks phenomenal!!
Makes me miss Thailand...

Another site to look at is this http://www.adultwork.co.uk

Amature girls from all over the UK are starting to sell their serivces here. You can see the feed back left by their customers, and what services they are willing to perform. Its a little hit and miss, but I have had some good results from there.

Redbus: There are other ways to play in London -- check out punternet for reviews of the walk ups in Soho, or other lower cost providers. I find these not satisfying and won't meet my needs. The internet agencies works for me and this a guide.

Flinty: Yeah, I would like to check out Newcastle or Manchester. It looks like Manchester has a large number of much lower cost spas, but biz doesn't take me there.

Billbo_b: I'll check out the amature girls but for the biz traveller this brings a ton of problems.

Just returned from London and wanted to share a very delightful, as advertised GFE. Invited her to my flat on two occassions, as she happens to be a neighbor in Kensington. We spent time with drinks and conversation. She was my guest for two hours the first night and we had act two the following night, which was most enjoyable, for one hour. She is independent and can be reached at www.angeleve.co.uk. One of the best message as an appetizer I have ever had. Most friendly
and fun to be with.

I love orientals, but mainly the oriental escorts in London seem to come from malaysia.

Tuttobene:

Thanks for the tip it is worthwhile to save some pounds and go for an indie that would be 130; however her photos don't show the type of oriental that I generally seek -- doll like, petite and with nicer rounder breasts.

Redbus:

Yeah, there are a few Malays (generally Thai or Chinese decent) but many have told me they are Thai. Don't know what to believe. But if they fit my the physical type I described above, don't care where they are from, that is asssuming that you still get the slight "how can I serve you, master" session.