I joined CH about two months ago as I wanted to do some background research for an upcoming mongering trip to SE Asia. I don’t know how many of you can recall the first time you logged on to CH as a member, but for me the experience was akin to finding a long lost family that you had somehow got separated from at birth. Suddenly you are surrounded by like minded souls with a common hobby and outlook on life. By way of background, I am resident in the UK and have had the opportunity to do some low key mongering in SE Asia over the past few years on the back of various work trips.

Anyway, enough of the rambling introduction. You are probably wondering why I would want to do my debut CH trip report about mongering on home territory (possibly the most expensive location on earth) when I have an upcoming trip to LOS, PI, etc. Well, the simple answer is addiction and lust brought about by reading too many CH trip reports. So I decided to road test my mongering equipment to make sure that it was in good working order prior to my Asia trip. Consulting some of the earlier trip reports, I came across a reference to a freelance escort site: http://www.adultwork.co.uk , which I decided to give a try. I finally selected a Malaysian girl called Paloma for my first test drive, for no particular reason other than I am quite partial to Malay girls and she seemed to be quite versatile in terms of what she was offering. I should point out that there is a twist to this tale, so stick with it if you want a laugh at my expense. (See Priew100’s “Adventure to the Darkside” report if you want a hint). After a quick exchange of e-mails to check availability, I phoned to make a booking for a 1 hour in-call session, (i.e. at her place), and got the price down to the normal (i.e. very high) London going rate of 150 GBP from her initial outrageous 250 GBP.

On arrival she greeted me at the door in some sexy underwear and showed me to her room. If anything, I would say she looked more attractive in the flesh than on the web site – about an 8. (I have no pics but you can check out her photos on the adultwork site). We quickly got down to business with some DFKing, then moved on to give her tits some attention. It was at this point that alarms bells started ringing quietly. Her nipples looked the business but failed the tongue test – just not much to them. By the time my tongue got to the business end the alarm bells were going full blast - I had never encountered a clit like hers. Then it dawned on me; this was no clit but what was left of a dick after the surgeon had done his business. Yes you’ve guessed; I had hooked a T-girl.

I like to think that I am experienced enough to spot a katoey at 100 yards in BKK or Pattaya, but I had failed when it was almost in my face, so to speak. What does one do in that situation? I had already paid my money and up to that point had been having a great time. She asked me “you like?” I decided not to let on that I though anything was amiss, so I replied “yes, I like”, and pressed on with the action. However, another part of my anatomy had a different take on the situation, and quickly showed what it though about the idea of screwing an ex-bloke. In then end, for better or worse, mind prevailed over body and I was soon able to resume ‘normal’ activity, if that is technically feasible under such circumstances. The remainder of the session was fantastic and I think we went through the whole range of Paloma’s services, culminating in some third hole action, which as someone on this board has already pointed out, is probably much the same whatever the sex of the recipient.

So what to make of it all? Would I do the same again knowing in advance what I was in for? Probably not, but if I got caught out again I would probably not be quite so freaked out and would take it in my stride. Does this make me gay? I don’t think so. Certainly the situation would have been different if ‘she’ had been pre-op, but it does raise some interesting questions as to what determines a person’s sex. Is it solely the chromosomes, or is it the way they think about themselves?

Icarus: Thanks for the funny story...and I would have finished her off too. She is definately hot in her pics. However if you had looked closely on her profile where it says GENDER: She reveals she is a female TV/TS so it was revealed up front. Did she have a pussy that was fuckable...or did you have to go back door?

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You're right about the GENDER label in her profile, but I swear that this is a recent update. It was originally straight female. That said, I subsequently discovered Paloma on a different escorting site where it was quite upfront about her being TV/TS, so it pays to do some research first.

Yes, she did have a fuckable pussy, though I would not rate it much as an experience - once in, it was rather too spacious to give much sensation. Backdoor was an altogether more satisfying experience in this particular case.

I would have been well pissed off
And i would have not carried on having sex once i find out that it was a Heshe.
And i would not have owned up to it, and put it on a board like this.
You had already paid your money
this is what i hate about London and why i do my mongering in SE asia
Its a dangerous thing to do to a man
And she will get herself beaten up one day
If she carries on like that

Im confudsed. Shows you were a real man being man enough to admit your mistake.

Kind of shouws your gay after finding the mistake and going on with it.

To each his own though. lol

As I've stated before, when reading where a monger has admitted to doing it with a transsexual, (Icarus is certainly not the first one to admit this) I guess it brings new meaning to the term, "Club Hombre!"

Master Bates.

icarus-- FUNNY story .

Ahora:

"Kind of shouws your gay after finding the mistake and going on with it"

that medication has really gone to your brain amigo....

Icarus

All I can say is YUCK!!!

I would have have probably barfed on IT then split real fast!!!

I remember in 1979 I had just been released from the Marine Corps after 6 yrs and decided to have an adventure by hitchhiking around the U.S. I hitchhiked from Santa Barbara, Calif. and decided to stop in New Orleans.

I had just gotten there and was parched, in dire need of a cold beer. I walked into the first bar I came to on Bourbon St. I sat there drinking a beer just gellin from a long trip with my backpack next to me. This guy comes up seeing my backpack he and starts to ask me questions about my trip. Not thinking any thing was wrong I chatted with this guy for awhile not paying attention to what was going on . Pretty soon the music starts playing but I'm really engrossed in the conversation. Soon I look up and there were all these guys dressed in leather dancing and kissing "I FREAKED" I yelled out "Oh my god this is a fuckin fag bar". Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and just glared at me like I was the anti-christ. I grabbed my backpack and was 4 blocks away before I stopped running. It scared the shit out of me thinking 20 leather bound fags catching up to me and beating me to death.

It was just one experience of a trip that lasted 4 yrs before I headed back home.


(Message edited by scooby_1781 on August 21, 2006)

Amazing story scoob-- amazing in the fact the your lump your homophobe experience with his hot TV experience.

DM
Thanks for weighing in there.

Something about some of these responses brings to mind the film American Beauty. Overt homophobia can often be a cover for surpressed desires of a quite different nature!

Anyway, some conventional mongering to look forward to in the near future, and I will just put this one down to experience.

"the your lump" = that your lumping. I really do need to stop trying to type 100 words per minute, when I'm capable of 50 !


I'm sure no harm was meant by some of the responses. Enjoy your upcoming trip and the pleasures of warm and WET females ;)

Don Marco & DM

Im sorry if the fact that I was 25 yrs old and right out of the Marines. If you would have thought uwould figure out the reason I put those facts in the story. I was young and full of testosterone,out to take on the world. I had just came out of a completely macho world. The gay world was completly forign to me. I had never heard the word mongering before but I had been doing it all over the world since joining the marines when I was 18.
Im alot older now and my views of the world have matured like I have. I still believe a woman was made for a man, and a man is made for a women and I still do not understand the gay lifestyle. I just don't get why a man would be attracted to another man when women are so beautiful & soft etc. I can not see why someone would want a cock in his mouth instead of a soft boob.

That does not mean I hate them, there are lots of things in this world that I don't understand. Yet you are generalising and basicly saying that I hate gays that shows your narrow mindedness and coimplete lack of imagination.

Maybe you should Take a long look at yourselves and see if you are not the ones with the phobias

(Message edited by scooby_1781 on August 21, 2006)

Scooby

Then what was the point of relating your story if not to point out your disgust towards the gay lifestyle ? How else did it relate to the thread ?

All I can say is YUCK!!!
I would have have probably barfed on IT then split real fast!!!

Truly an expression of the tolerance and enlightenment your more mature world has given you.


You're right - it takes a lot of imagination to believe you are not spewing hate.

Scoob, I got out of the USMC at the ripe age of 23, so I can related to that part... I'm just amazed you didn't run into the "gay" world by then!

As for man/woman-- I cannot agree more. I just don't mistake my personal preferences as being any more right/wrong than someone else.

As for the rest, KM addressed that already.

I find it hard to believe that someone could walk into a gay bar and not know it immediately, much less sit down, drink a beer and start flirting with another guy. Everyone knows that jarheads aren't too smart but I've only met a few that would be that dumb and naive. Ok, maybe dumb but after 6 years it's tough to find one naive enough to hang out in a gay bar and not know its a gay bar.

Please note - guys who do their first enlistment and bail after their 4 years are up, they are usually the smarter ones.