Myself and another guy that I have never actually met before this trip have been chatting back and forth for a couple of years (on another board) about being stationed in the Philippines in the days of yore. The good ole days when anything you caught could be cured with a shot. He in the Navy and I in the Air Force.

He hadn’t been there in 20 years and I hadn’t been there in 10 years. Well, we hatched this plan to do a reminiscing tour of the PI.

We left the states on a Wednesday. Me from the east cost and he from the west coast and rendezvoused in Singapore on Friday for the 3 hour flight to Manila. BTW, We flew Singapore Air in coach, it is the best airlines I’ve ever flown. I regularly fly business from DC to Rio on United using upgrades and the service and food in coach on Singapore blows United business away.

All flights were on time and we reached Manila as scheduled. Unfortunately my luggage didn’t. I fill out the requisite paperwork and they give me about $50 in pesos to get some clothes and stuff and promise to have my luggage delivered ASAP (showed up 2 days later at 4 AM). We meet our driver at the appointed spot and are on our way to Angeles, 3 hours because of traffic but normally 2 hours.

We booked the Family Deluxe rooms at the Orchid Inn which was a great call as it is within 1-2 blocks of all the main bars and 1 block from “blow row”. When we originally booked the rooms were $50 a night but their rates went up to $59 but they honored the booked rate plus a 10% discount for 10 or more days. They have a decent restaurant and the fastest room service in the world. Prices for food were a little high but convenient and could be charged to the room.

We hit all the major mainstream bars that everyone hits. Blue Nile, Neros, Doll House, Camelot and a few others.

BARS:
I’m not going to go into the blow by blow of every day. I'll just give my impressions of the bars we hit (and remember) and the quality of girls at the bar.

Doll House – Had the prettiest girls in proportion to the number of girls in the bar. They have synchronized dancing which is pretty cool and one group of girls danced in platform boots like the band Kiss and that takes a lot of talent. They do have tiered pricing for their girls (see pricing later on in the report). I picked up a hottie in here who gave an incredible BBBJ and great FS. I repeated with this one.

Rhapsody – We had heard so many good things about this place but when we went in at 11PM on a Monday night there was no one in the bar and the girls weren’t even dancing just sitting around and talking to each other. Walked right back out and never went back.

La Pasha - across from Rhapsody was the most fun. We got to drinking with the Mamasan (Jinx) and Papasan (Peter) and had a great time. They bought us a few drinks and gave some recommendations on a few girls in the bar. We actually pulled 3 from there for a party and they hooked us up with another at another bar weren’t shy with other girls. All four were definitely not shy and had no problem moving from guy to guy and girl to girl.

Nero’s – Another fun bar with tons of girls and a friendly staff. They have hot little shooter girls dressed like cops who will do body shots. Tequilla poured into your mouth, lick the salt off of their nipples and get the lime from way back in their mouth. I took one of the shooter girls home without the usual interview process. No BJ at all but the FS was incredible. She also wanted to leave after one session. Remember to do the interview!!! They stick to their word if not it’s all on their own.

Blue Nile – Another synchronized dancing club. A little loud and the normal dancers didn’t smile at all. Very depressing. They do have a neat hydraulic dance floor that they raise the girls up and down on to different levels. Didn’t pull anyone from here.

Camelot - another good bar with a good selection. Mamasan gave us some good tips on who to pick up in here. I didn’t pick up anything but my friend pulled 2 out of here and a repeat.

Heartbreakers – down the street from the Orchid on A new club just opened used to be Private Disco or something like that. 3 stories, dancers on the 2nd story dance on clear platforms so you look right up their crotch. Have a few nice looking dancers and a fun bunch of waitresses. Still getting new dancers daily. Every day we went in there it got better. Pulled a couple from there.


OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION - GIRLS

BARFINES – This is an all night deal and you actually have to send most of them away or they will stay with you forever if you let them.

PRICING – for the most part it is P$1,200 ($24) barfine for the night. That’s all night multiple sessions.
They do have tiered pricing at the clubs with synchronized dancing such as the Doll House. P$1,200 ($24) barfine for regular girls. P$1,500 ($30) barfine for the synchronized dancers and P$3,000 ($60) barfine for the spotlight dancers.

LADY’S DRINKS – If you buy a girl a drink at the bar they work at they get a commission on that drink and subsequently their drinks are 2-3 times the price of yours and can definitely add up after awhile and then waitresses are always pushing you to but LD’s for any girl that sits down with you.

INTERVIEWS – Definitely need to make sure they know what you want. If you ask them and they say yes, they will do it. If they say no during the interview then it is no and there is no coercing them to do otherwise. They treat the interview as a contract, if you don’t ask they won’t do it. So if you want a BBBJ or BBBJTC you need to get that out upfront before you barfine them. The same with anal. Full Service isn’t always a given either, she may be a cherry girl or on Mens. So you have to go through the whole list.

RECOMMENDATIONS – A good source of finding the right girl that will do your particular kink is top ask Mamasan or Papasan. They will steer you to the right one(s) for you but you will still need to go through the interview process as things may have changed in the last few days with them.

GFE – These girls are all about hugging, kissing, sleeping all over you with their hands always on your pecker, etc. You are the boss and you rarely hear no after you take them back.

SEX - They had a term for these girls when I was there in the 80’s LBFM – Little Brown Fucking Machines and they still live up to that. Multiple sessions are no problem. If you want to knock off a piece while they are asleep just lift a leg while spooning them and you’ll feel a hand guide you right in. Hell, I don’t even know if they were awake or if it was just instinct.

BAEREBACK - This is a Catholic country and they don’t normally think of contraception. I’d say that 95% will go bareback if you want. They don’t even carry condoms with them. Watch out, as they have a habit of hopping right on after a couple minutes of a BJ.

BBBJ – This can be had but definitely need to bring up in interview. BBJTC is a little harder to find and anal is even harder.

THEIR BODIES – It’s funny, my friend and I individually came to the same conclusion. These girls have genetically perfect little bodies all without doing any exercise. You never see any girls in the gyms or jogging like you would in Rio. When you squeeze their tight looking asses or thighs it’s like jelly and not tone at all. Not that there is anything wrong with that just interesting. They all look young. You may see a girl that looks 15 and check her ID and she’s 25 with 3 kids. A lot have kids but you could never tell except for a few stretch marks. Even their boobs snap back.

BUTTERFLY - We also found that if you barfine a girl at one bar you are pretty much their property and can’t get another one to go with you or the one you barfine is attached to your hip giving the evil eye possessive look to all the other girls and trying to suck up some LD’s. So you better look around and get the right one there and hope that all the smokin ones haven’t already been barfined as when you return you will definitely have buyers remorse when you come back the next night and see miss perfect.

TIPPING: A lot of guys that travel to Angeles are there on the cheap. I tipped a girl P$500 and she thought I wanted to stay another night. I just enjoyed her service and gave her an extra $10. It turns out that that is what they end up getting out of the P$1,200 barfine. It turns out that most guys don’t tip or just give an extra P$50-100 to pay for the trike ride home. We were generally tipping 20% all over the place and the reception we received when returning to bars was like we were their long lost family members. A little tipping goes a long way.


RESTAURANTS:

We really didn’t go to too many but here are the ones I remember:

Kokomos – All types of food, Filipino, Italian, Chinese, Australian dishes, burgers, bacon and eggs,etc. . Decent prices. All meals from $3-$10

Margaritaville – Same as Kokomo’s same pricing

Orchid Inn – Same as Kokomo’s and Margaritaville only higher priced

Burboun Street – Right before you get to the Blue Nile. The best food we found with great service and ambiance (live music so soft you don’t even realize it’s live). The prices are a lot higher but definitely worth it. Try any of the steaks, chicken or the pork steak. A good steak will run you about $13. This place usually only has a couple of customers in it at any given time as it seem to be overpriced for the usual Angeles tourist.

TOURISTY STUFF

Not much to do but drink and screw.

We hired a driver and did a tour of Clark AB and Subic (about 1.5 hors away) for a day. Subic definitely has been revitalized with resorts and industry but Clark looks like the projects with a few factories, duty free stores and a couple of resorts.

We went to Casino Filipino on McArthur highway. Decent casino with only blackjack, paigow, baccarat, roulette, 3 poker tables and tons of slots. Fun and fair.


FINAL OBSERVATIONS

It was a fun trip, but in Angeles there’s nothing to do but drink and screw. San Miguel is a great beer that goes down easy. The girls are fun. The place hasn’t changed at all just the faces and the names of the bars. For a true mongering trip this is a great place but if you need the beach or other activities this is not the place.

I would say that you could do this trip on $100 a day, room, food, drinks, girls etc. But for a better time it would probably be in the $150-200 a day.

Would I do it again, yes but only with a traveling partner and not more than once every year or two. 30 hours of traveling isn’t very fun.

I would definitely stay at the Orchid again but only in their top rooms. All other rooms looked way too small. I know people keep talking about their price but I don’t want to travel 30 hours and stay in an uncomfortable room.

Great report, thanks for sharing your opinons on Angeles.

Glad you had a good experience schmoozing with the mami and papasan at La Pasha, but in many bars those people are beyond useless.

If you want to knock off a piece while they are asleep just lift a leg while spooning them and you’ll feel a hand guide you right in. Hell, I don’t even know if they were awake or if it was just instinct.

Oh, and re: Orchid Inn, it's a decent place to stay if cost isn't an issue, but the only real advantage it has over most other centrally located newer hotels is it's pool. The pool is indeed a very nice thing to have, but you really pay dearly for it, as your room at the Orchid is going to cost you 15-25 bucks more per night than BETTER rooms at Royal Amsterdam, Swiss Chalet, and most of the Apartelle type places on Fields. For you that might not be a big deal, but when a $35 room at Royal Amsterdam is nicer across the board than the $59 room at Orchid, might just wanna stay at the nicer room and pay the per person charge to go swimming at a place like Wild Orchid (p500 consumable) or swim for free at Kokomos.

Snooky,
this is one of the many Trip Reports I find to be very informative and very detailed. I am amazed at the amount of service you guys get when you go to the Philippines.

I liked the part where you broke down the prices of service into categories. Only one slight concern though. As much as I enjoyed your report, I was also looking forward to some photos of the girls you saw. Nothing completes a Trip Report in it's entirety than photos to accompany the venture.

Keep posting, good work.

Master Bates

So that's where you've been. I'm just unable to break the Rio habit, and in fact am writing from there. Roberto mentioned you earlier today.
One of these days I'll cross the big Ocean.

Looks like the barebackers are invading AC now. Getting tons of inboxes asking about AC from South American mongers where before I had none. Me and my big mouth.

Sorry about letting the secret out.

Blazers, sounds like some folks are seriously considering the 300-400 dollar a day expense in SA versus the 150-200 dollar a day expense in AC or Thailand.

BTW the average monger will need about $1000 a day in China, and Indonesia is only filled with muslim fanatics that would love to kill an infidel. Nothing to see in those locations, just move along people.

SE Asia is much less expensive than SA, especially Rio. It's the 18 to 23 hour multiple stop flight that keeps me out of there as often. You only have to experience that trip over once to know the real meaning of uncomfortable, ass numbing and boredom. If you do manage to sleep for 6 hours, you wake up and still have a half a day on a plane. Its a lot of punishment to take.