Although I have tried other destinations for mongering, I always find myself being sucked right back into this decadent wasteland called Pattaya. It’s a small wonder why so many people only go to Pattaya. Why go elsewhere when Pattaya is more affordable and has a much larger selection? If you’re going on a short trip elsewhere these factors won’t add up to too much. But if you’re staying someplace for 2-3 weeks, those extra costs will add up and you’ll probably exhaust your supply of new women.

I haven’t been to as many places in SE Asia as most of you reading this but I think these observations hold true.

1 – No mongering center has as large a selection of women as Pattaya

2 – No mongering center is as cheap and convenient to travel to once you’re in country

3 – No mongering center gives you as much value per dollar, euro, yen etc for your hotel room

These advantages merge into a powerful gravitational pull. Only the need for financial replenishment can overpower this force and get you out—temporarily. You’ll be back.

17 days is a lot to cover and I can’t possibly remember every detail and who cares anyway? I’ll just cover where I stayed my general routine and of course share the pics I managed to get.

Sabai Lodge on soi 2 is where I’ve always stayed in Pattaya save one trip. I like being in North Pattaya. While I enjoy the noise and action of South Pattaya I don’t need it in my hotel room at night. And I don’t need all the noise of traffic and people right outside my window in the morning. So, Sabai Lodge is like an oasis. Although they’ve recently expanded and added some expensive rooms, they still offer 750 baht per night rooms which have an in room safe and cable TV. I think I’ve been grandfathered in since my first visit because I’ve paid 650 per night each time. Their pool and poolside service is what I like best about this hotel.



On my first night out I hopped around to some of the more popular go gos. Happy, Living Dolls 1, Coyote’s being among them. I had just come from Cambodia where there are no go gos so I was relishing the chance to see 20 -30 chicks all naked in the same place. For some reason I was in the mood for a big juicy butt. That was the main criteria for selection. I knew I’d be getting plenty of spinners for the rest of the trip. I won’t specify where the Pattaya girls work since I’ve gleamed from other reports that lurkers will target them. So here is Meow.

Photos: Meow 01 02 03

The next night out I found this FL. I ended up calling her a few days later when I was feeling horny in the morning before any of the beer bars were open. This set off a run of morning short time sessions with her at 500 baht a pop. Eventually she stayed with me for a few nights and when I holed up with some people from another board she was a hit with her joking personality.

Photos: Poon 04 05 06

Let’s see, I think it was the third night out and I wasn’t up to paying a 500 baht+ bar fine for a go go girl who will want probably at least 1500 baht for her company. So I jumped on a baht bus to go back north and do some beer bar hunting. My baht bus stopped at Central Pattaya road and a motorcycle with 3 girls on it pulls up behind the baht bus. The driver looked at me and started flicking her tongue at me. Perfect. I bet I can get these girls to my room for 500 baht a piece for some head while the other two work on my nipples like I had done at Eden’s. I gestured to her to follow the bath bus and she agreed.

I got out in front of Atlantic beer bar on 2nd road and pitched the offer. I wanted to do this here rather than the hotel parking lot for a little bit of discretion, although taking BGs in Sabai Lodge is common. Also, if they wanted more than 500 a piece I could make a smooth getaway into Atlantic and resume hunting. They cheerfully accepted though and were waiting for me in the parking lot when I got there. The session was ok but you do get what you pay for compared to Eden’s. These girls didn’t deep throat because they were worried about STDs. I took Aom, the driver back the next night because she was the best looking of the bunch.

Photos: Aom 07 08 09 10 11

OK here are a few notes on my routine and habits. After the maids walked in on a session I was having with Poon, I always put up the do not disturb sign as soon as I get back to the room for the night. This means I sleep in pretty late and save money on breakfast buffets because they’re over.

I travel fairly light since the budget airlines restrict your checked baggage to 15 kilograms. Most international airlines overseas limit your luggage to 20 kilos anyway. So eventually I need to do laundry. There are two shops on soi 2 close to Beach road that are much cheaper than the rates Sabai Lodge charges. No doubt there’s a laundry place either on the same street as your hotel or the next one up. Use them to save money. To be extra thrifty you can buy drinks and snacks and have the hotel staff empty your mini bar for you. I need to start doing that because mini bars are a rip off.

While I’m down that way I continue down to beach road and soi 3 to use the ATM. Then I proceed to any outdoor type restaurant for lunch and coffee. If I can get some shade there I stay and read my book. If not I cross the street and pay 20 baht to sit under the bank of umbrellas and read. I’m about as white as they come so I don’t lie out and tan. The 20 – 30 minutes total I spend walking in the sun each day tans me.

Later I track back to Sabai Lodge and the building and trees have usually made the pool shady now, so an I go swimming without getting burnt. Depending on whether I want to hit up a short time or not determines whether I hang out in the lawn chairs after swimming being brought drinks before I go out.

I try to go to different parts of Pattaya each night because Walking Street can get repetitious really fast. On this night I was rewarded by cruising up soi 8 and meeting Pook. Lovely woman from Chaing Mai. Writing this now I wished I repeated her, but she said she has an 8 year old son and she left at about 7 am probably on account of that. I understand that but with all the tee raks out there who can sleep in with you and give you a morning session, I decided why burden this woman?

Photos: Pook 12 13 14

Soapies and such.

First off let me NOT recommend the Pump Station. Yeah it’s 350 for a BJ on a stool upstairs. The girls aren’t the most attractive or friendly and once I was upstairs it was explained to me that I have 30 minutes to finish. Another woman chaperoned us and kept track of time. I was also asked to use a condom. WTF? I can understand an ordinary bargirl asking for this but this is a specialty bar. I asked her not to use one and she raised the price to 600 baht—a tip for BBBJ. So right off the bat Sophie’s and Le Cycere in PP are better value at $10 for an hour. I’m not too crazy about the set up either. There’s a very high bar so the girl can get underneath it and you sit on a stool hunched over so she can reach your dick. Now I prefer to lie down on a bed or sit back in a couch for a BJ.

There I was with my drink at chest level my pants around my ankles and this girl pumping away. No fondling or licking my balls, just sucking so we can finish as soon as possible. I eventually stood up and came but the whole experience was forgettable in my opinion. Maybe this place is for you, but I won’t be back.

I made sure I hit all 3 Sabai Soapies. The price was 1600 each all inclusive. It used to be 600 for the room and you negotiate with the girl. 1500 used to be appropriate as this isn’t your regular short time shag. You probably would have had difficulty getting a girl to agree to 1000 baht before the new pricing system and it’s not wise to make a girl settle just before doing the deed in my opinion. I tipped all of them 500 baht and they all accepted happily. So basically it's the same price I was used to paying.

I'm sure someone will dispute me on what they paid before and after the new pricing scheme. I'll save you some time. You win. I think these debates are the bane of all forums.

By far Sabai Room is an ironic name since it has the worst rooms. The mattress was just above the floor, and it was cramped. Sabai Land’s rooms are ok, a little bigger but show their age. Sabai Dee is the first and best MP I has been to in Pattaya or Bangkok.

I recommend the Mandarin on soi 6. It’s a good hybrid between a go go and ST bar. They have a glass ceiling to look up the skirts and the girls will grind on you good in the booths. The ST rooms are pretty stylish and my girl fucked like a champ.

On more than one occasion I popped into some of the nearby beer bars to get a ST done before going down to Walking Street. Not all of the girls allowed photos but this one, May did. She was into it. She asked me to take photos as soon as I came out of the shower. I took her ST on several occasions and LT my last night because she liked pics, was into BBBJs and asked me to come on her and take pics. Love this girl.

Photos: May 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Closing thoughts

Pattaya is the perfect relief from the everyday lifetime.

someone must explain marketing to the ladies who frown upon pictures being taken - an attractive photo or two with a positive performance and attitude report would enhance the earning capacity of the lady and also satisfy the hunger for delectable pooying for lurkers like me .

another enjoyable report - nice rack at pool table

Piglet

Thanks and good point. If people would just pretend they happened into a bar and noticed a chick, I'm sure more of them would agree to photos and have a better attitude to report on.

I guess giving some guys 90% of their game isn't enough. They have to rely on going to a bar with a photo like they're shopping for a car part.

Love your writing style and a great report. Cant say we have the same taste in women but I think you prioritize performance over trophy girls. The last girl is cute, even with the tatoos. You also have great photography skills and was curious what type of equipment you are using. Very similar style as Epi and Aviatr.

Thanks Blazers. I try to get my reports to read out like a magazine article that puts the reader in my shoes.

I do care about looks but if a girl seems like she'll be a good performer that merits some extra points from me. Let's face it a 7 who swallows is better than a 10 with a mannequin's gusto.

I'm defiently not in the same league as Epi and Aviatr but I'm trying. The hardest part is getting girls to agree to photos in the first place, let alone nudes and posing. Sometimes they say that's enough after I've just taken the white balance shot.

I have a Canon EOS digital rebel (Nikon is too expensive for me). It's actually the lower end of their spectrum and I think they've discontinued it. I'm using the EFS 18-55mm lens that it came with. My flash is a 430EX speedlite and I took most of the photos "bouncing" the flash off of the ceiling. I find that this makes a huge difference in photo quality, lighting will make or break a good photo. On a few photos I've used the fill flash feature in Paint Shop Pro to salvage some bad lighting.

I'm glad you enjoyed the report!

I forgot the pics of Yu

Photos: Yu 27 28

And I just wanted to add some flare to my workout gear

bp, nice report and pics. I agree, pics are ver nice and it's no wonder with the type of hardware you carry along with you.

pumpstation has only a couple that are attractive, the rest are below avg. There is a couch next to those stools that you can use. My girl also wanted to use a condom, but i told her no deal and she said no problem. There are probably enough mongers that go for the upsell for them to bring it up. If i ever go back, unfortunately i'll probably have to negotiate everything beforehand like i do in tj just ot be safe.

Socrates

Thanks. Pumpstation was disappointing, especially after being at Sophie's a week prior. They have you in a sort of captive environment when you're upstairs. I could have left, probably should have, but you're also there because you're ready for the service. I agree everyone should negotiate in this place before going upstairs. If I had gotten my price quote downstairs I probably would have left.

I Love Yu!

radio

I agree with you about the Pumpstation, I went upstairs along with my mate, we both sat at the bar and the next thing we were having BBBJs, but listening to the sound of my mate having a BBBJ and his chair squeaking away was a big put off for me but I did find it very funny as he was the one who came first and had to go leaving me sat at the bar with this poor girl trying her very hardest to make me come, eventually I came and left, leaving this girl feeling like that she had just run a marathon. But like you Bigpoppa I much prefer to have a BJ led on my back..Or better still go a few doors up the road and call into the Hot&Cold Go Go and do some ST they have ST rooms upstairs 1300 Bat for room, Girl,and BF and the girls do the lot for you its one top place I go many times.

> someone must explain marketing to the ladies who frown upon pictures being taken

And while you're at it please explain that shouting at a man does not put him in the mood for sex (well, not for me anyway). Especially us old farts who have been through several divorces and such, the last thing we want to deal with is a screaming harpy(I know that the boss makes them shout at the guys passing by).

Cfr Matt I may try out hot and cold if the performance is worth shelling out for the room cost. But my usual short time MO is to find one from a North Pattaya beer bar and take her to my room. 300+500=

Of course, YMMV depending on how good she turns out to be, but that's to be expected. With a specialty bar, you should be able to expect good service in that specialty otherwise it could be any other beer bar.

I used to go to the Pump Station a lot there is a gal named Som who, while no stunner has an excellent sense of cock! But all in all I prefer Lólita's over off Soi Diana, the girls are cuter and all are expert cocksuckers. Shaun ( the Aussie owner) does a good job with this location and the main one in BKK too. Mojo