I just returned from my first trip to Jakarta (business). I have to say, everything you have heard about this place (women) is true. I was only there 3 nights. First night, I was jet lagged from a fucked up 30 hour flight (4 stops). I kept telling everyone that I should be able to qualify as an astronaut due to the length up in the air. I stayed at a very upscale hotel called Hotel Mulia (owned and operated by the military if you can believe it). After seeing it, the military should shit can defending the country and get into the hotel business. This place was probably the finest hotel I have ever stayed at. Service was unbelievable. Every 10 feet there was a person asking if they could help me. Now, I don't think I looked like a homeless person who needed help. They just are unbelievable on executing service beyond anyone's comprehension.

I was told that on your first day in Jakarta you have to try to stay up till 11pm. This is how you beat the jet lag. So, after trying everything possible to stay up (worked out in the gym, swam laps, dinner, etc..), I finally went to the bar at 7:30 (CJ's). When I walked in, I discovered I was the only person in the whole bar. On stage was a 9 piece band playing 80's music (man were they baaaaad). The girl singer looked cute and came to sit next to me while she sang. She was a pretty good singer and what a smile. After she finished, she asked me for any requests. Since I was the only person in the bar, I was their only live customer. So, I asked them what kind of music? She said any and all types. She told me that the band could play any song. So, I thought and offered them a deal (mind you I was on the microphone talking to the band as I made the deal). I told them I would give them $100 if they could play ANY of the songs that I request (in current top 100). If they can't, they have to buy my drinks until 11pm. They agreed. So, I gave them:

Yellow - Cold Play
Mr. Brightside - Killers
Away from the Sun - 3 doors down
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

They struck out. So, I drank free until 11 (but I bought a lot of girls drinks with what I would have paid for myself). I had to pace myself due to my business meetings starting at 8am in the morning. Well, around 8:30, the bar came to life. It started to remind me of the Chicago Club. The girls sat at the bar or stood behind the bar flirting their wears looking for Mr. Right (or Mr. buyer is more like it). Guys starting coming in and let the games begin.

I was sitting in the middle of the girls talking to all of them (they spoke very good English). I was buying the girls drinks and had them come over and sit on my lap. I tried to get them to give me a HJ right there (I guess I was getting a little drunk due to JL). I was a little disappointed in the quality at the time. But, as the night got later the quality definitely increased. Around 10 a new band came on stage and started playing Latin music. I was in heaven now. Two girls (cousins) sat with me the whole time trying to get me to take them up to my room. One was a very hot 25 year old who was bumping and grinding on my leg all night (actually fucking my knee cap); her cousin, a nice 27 year old, was quietly rubbing my Mr. Johnson. After a couple of hours of this, and at the strike of midnight, the three of us went to my room . We agreed on $85 (usd) for the both of them. I didn't want them to stay with me all night. So, it would be a quick transaction for them. Now, as we entered the room, they ran to the bathroom to wash in the boudoir (sp). Eventually, I discovered that the Muslim culture rarely wipes their ass. It has something to do with the left hand (don't ask me). They wanted to do everything Bareback. I said, noooooooooooooo. So, I called the bell desk to bring a couple of condoms up to me (room service). Evidently, bareback sex is common acceptance. In 5 minutes, my condom was on Mr. Johnson and ready to roll. The 2 girls operated like a professional wrestling tag team. While one sucked my Johnsons, the other sucked on my balls. Then, without warning, someone was sticking their finger up my ass as my balls were being sucked and johnson being sucked. this was teamwork to the finest. Then, the girl who was grinding on my knee all night got on top of me. She climaxed withing 15 seconds. I guess she was ready to go. The other girl got in dogie position and that was all I needed. I was toast. They left and asked if they could come the next night. I said no. They kept calling my room the whole time I was there.

After my business rounds the next night, I was pretty wiped out. My business associates whom I met that day told me that CJ's was an up scaled business hang out. They said that I had to go to CJ's that night since it was ladies night. I tried to last to go to CJ's again. But, this old man couldn't hold out. I went to my room and found that I had 11 messages from various girls at the bar from the night previous. Evidently, they all copied my room number down on all the charges and thought they could meet me. I didn't call anyone as I fell asleep and didn't wake up until the next morning.

My final night in Jakarta I was finished with my business early. I was contemplating getting out of a dinner meeting scheduled later that night. But, I bit the bullet and decided to go. We went to a private French Cuisine club. The food was OK. But, as the drinks poured, the guys (all Australians) started talking about what guys end up talking about Sex. They all talked about a place called Blok M. So, they all took it upon themselves to take me to this den of Lust. As we arrived, it reminded me of the Red Light district in Tijuana. The only difference was the amount of young kids begging, or pleading for money. We went to a place called D's. it was unbelievably packed with so many hot young ladies I couldn't believe it. The Aussies took me into the VIP room. While we were there, I thought "what the fuck are we doing here when we could be in the big room". So, I started trawling for fresh meat. I believe that I saw 13 girls that I would pick to go home with me. but, to my surprise, the Aussies wanted to leave due to, in their opinion, the quality being poor. So, off we went.

We walked across the street to another bar (the bars were one right after another). As we walked into this bar, I saw her. She was exactly the perfect match for my fucking needs: drop dead beautiful, short, small tits, thin, and young. I asked her how old. She said 18 as her Friend said something else. The 18 year old hit her Friend. Now, I looked and looked and looked and thought she looked younger. Then, I asked her to prove that she was 18. She produced an ID. I asked for the mamasan to come over and prove to me that the girl was of age. The mamason assured me that all girls were over 18. But, I wasn't buying. She had to be 4'6", and 70 lbs. But, shit, what a body and I could only fantasize about how tight her pussy would be. I showed her to the Aussies and asked them how old they thought she was. They all said 19. But, I still wasn't buying. But, after about 20 minutes of the girl putting her head to my chest and holding me as she did her grinding on me, I told her (I don't know her name) and her adopted Friend to come to my hotel. But, not with me and my Friends, they were to take a taxi and meet me at my hotel. They would have to call me to come down and bring them up since I was on a club level. I didn't want the Aussies talking about me and the youthful girl. I gave her older girlfriend $5 (50,000 fucked up Indo dollars) and told them to meet me at my hotel and gave my room number.

As I arrived at the hotel, I went to the room. As soon as I got into the room, the phone rang (they were downstairs). As I exited the lobby elevator, I saw about 7 Indo dudes around the two girls. I shooed them all away like fucking horseshit flies. Up to the room the 3 of us went. As I entered the room, I told the older Friend to wait in the bathroom. The 18 year old was already on the toilet doing her washing routine. I called downstairs for 2 condoms. The girl came to the bed and started kissing me. Now, I am 6ft 2in, she was no taller than 4ft 6in. She was perfect height to start a BJ. She gave me probably the best Bareback BJ that I ever have had. She unclothed to reveal small titties that were perky and just yummy. As her clothes came off, she revealed a shaved pussy that was starting to turn red. I took off all my clothes and started to cuss out the bell desk for not coming quick enough for the fucking condom. The girl had me on the bed on my back giving me a deep throat blow job that was sending me to heaven. Then, I couldn't last any longer and had to make a decision. I thought fuck it and pulled this little eggplant on top of me. She was so fucking tight I couldn't believe it. She was having trouble putting my little man inside her. But, once inside, I was thinking this was the best of the best. She gyrated her hips up and down, sideways, pumped fast and slow, and was so wet, but still as tight as a fist. I pulled her back down on me to give me another blow job as I fondled her "little" pussy from behind. Then, in her ass my finger went (well the tip of my finger .....damn she was tight). The, I flipper her on her back and jammed my Johnson in her mouth. I was going In and out fucking her face with her long black hair strewn all over the pillow. Then, on her side she went for the Side Saddle Sally. She started to grimace in pain due to I don't know what. But , after a while in this position, I flipped her little butt into the air for my flaming dogie bone. This is where I came so fucking hard that it went all over the bed as she laid there. This was probably the hardest and most I have ever cum for over 20 years. Damn, what a fucking unbelievable time.

Time to go I thought so I let the other girl out of the bathroom and motioned for them that they had to go. I gave the girl $75000 FUID (fucked up Indo dollars) and gave her Friend $10,000 FUID. I let them take some samples that I had and all the pringles the room bar had (at least it wasn't Beef Lung). They asked me to escort them downstairs thinking that they would be in trouble. So, I took them downstairs and saw them leave.

Bottom line, this girl was the best fucking piece of ass I ever have had. Hands down, If I don't die from AIDS, I went to heaven and returned to earth to have that little piece of ass as a memory for the rest of my life. My only regret is that I didn't get this little fucking machine's number. I am still thinking about her.

I left the next day with a smile on my face to end all smiles. Not a quantity trip to any great proportions. But, a quality trip beyond my imagination.

Some observations:

Pollution beyond your wildest imagination. It was so fucking smoggy that I couldn't even see the sun.

Meat is cooked beyond well done. Everything is well done.

What is it with Fried Beef Lung as a snack? Yuck...

I am still unsure as to why they don't wipe their assess after crapping.

People are so poor, their living conditions make the worst infornovit housing in Mexico look like a Beverly Hills neighborhood.
-average factory worker makes $70- $100 (usd) per month
-no legal system in place to protect workers like Mexico. No wonder everything is manufactured there
-Family of 5 + baby on one motorcycle to get around (fucked up)
-government is coming back from the dead (current exchange rate on FUID is $9,000/1-usd; was $15,000/$1-usd a couple years ago).
-the street organization reminds me of Mexico City (fucked up)
-Evidently, sex without condoms is customary
-Families sell girls to old men as wives (Muslims can have up to 4 wives)
-This is a fucking mans world; women are there to serve men for sure
-Every car has to go through a security check (mirrors under the car checking for bombs) before entering any mall, hotel, or public facility.
-rivers in main town are so polluted you wouldn't even believe.
-I had a guy meet me at the airport to help me clear customs. He took me through the entire process in 15 seconds as over 1,000 people looked on as they waited in line to be processed.
-3 people in a town in china died from Rabbies. so, the government decided to kill all dogs within 5 miles radius (55,000 dogs beated to death). Families were asked to bring their family dog to the town square and hang the dog to death. what a happy day for a small child, eh?

I am telling you if you can live through 25+ hours of flying time, exist in a time zone 14 hours ahead of Tijuana's, and deal with a fucked up society this is the place to be. I think I might try Bangkok next. I hear that they bang a lot of cock there. In the flight magazine (Singapore Air), they said that the Sex industry is the top producer in the GNP for the country.

Saludos

LOL and entertaining and enthusiastic report. Nevermind the few factual errors such as muslims don't wipe their asses and the sex industry is the largest component of Thai GNP.

Jakarta is definitely full of great fucks and good times. Just for the benefit of other readers, the rates you are paying these freelancers is conservatively more than double (probably triple) the rate for ST in those venues. No wonder you have messages from 11 different women on the answering machine.

So was the Blok M "young" girl's freind so ugly she had to be banished to the bathroom? For what you paid the should have both rocked your world LT?

Also, what kind of service does the 5* Mulia hotel offer when they can't a condom up to the room in time it took to have that monster session?

The friend was ugly. The wonder girl was a stunner (although I think very young).

The hotel was the best that I stayed at ever (even better than Ritz in Laguna). I should have taken your advice and brought condoms. But, who would have known.....

Thanks

Sam, looks like you found out what many of us have only recently found out ourselves: The girls in Jakarta are GREAT! Sounds like you could have done a bit more research before you went, however, and been a little better prepared.

Also, even if you're traveling for business, not sure why you couldn't have made time for another couple of nights in Asia, especially if it was your first trip? Dude, you missed a huge opportunity to have some SERIOUS fun. Of COURSE jet lag is gonna kick your ass if you're not used to traveling like that. Giving yourself only 3 nights on the ground after that travel ordeal is very self-defeating.

hey sam, you must be madcow on tjamigos? otherwise you and madcow had the identical experience!

mx, he did overpay at most places (taxi, freelancer at cj's) but got a great deal at blok m, don't you think? 75K rupia for ST, and 10K for a 2nd to wait in the bathroom.

LOL. I was assuming that 75K and 10K numbers were missing a zero. If I am wrong, I stand corrected and Sam must be a bigger ho killer than you Socrates!

Yes, I do post under Madcow on TJAMIGOS. I live in TJ. I am a gringo with all my businesses being in all Mexico (soon to be Central American and South America). I did communicate with MOngerx on setting up my trip. I copied all postings from all you guys and put on a word document to print out and be ready to read while I was in the air traveling. But, I forgot to print it out. I was planning on hooking up with Mongerx while I was in Jakarta. But, without the word document, I didn't have his cell phone so we could hook up.

I wanted to post my trip for those who don't review TJAMIGOS. I appreciate all the information (not read by me) that you guys give on the site. You all are a most valuable commodity to the sport.

Thanks, and now I am hooked on a new mongering destination. I am interested in going back asap (and try Thailand).

Thanks again, with much appreciation......

Sam sorry we didn't hook up, but it sounds like you had your fun anyway. Plus there is always next time!

And just think what you found was the tip of the iceberg. However, you might want to adjust your expectations for Thailand after Jakarta. Stuff will be more in your face, but it's gonna be harder to find the same quality of girls and enthusiasm in the bed.

Thanks again for sharing you experiences.

Sam,

Muslims do not wipe their arses after a crap.

They wash them with water and only use their left hand. This because many muslims eat barehands with their right hands.

That's why you see many toilet bowls in better establishment have a water hose mounted at the sides.

Can you imagine you are right that they don't.
You be smelling shit everywhere you go in Muslim lands.

I personally think the fire hose in the latrines is much more sanitary and enjoy blowing off the chunks after a rough night at the discos!.