I lost my Thailand cell phone and had to hit the pavement to build up a new line up of numbers. This really pissed me off….because it took a few trips to build up them numbers and the girls change bars so much, that it’s impossible to keep up with them. Moreover, if any of you guys remember my last trip reports….you may remember Sarina! She never worked bar….and therefore I had no clue as to how & get in touch with her. I was really looking forward to seeing her this trip….oh well!
Nevertheless….Pattaya always has plenty of beauties to go around….and then some! But it still hurts….when you have your mind set on meeting a certain girl and things don’t go your way.
Well…after the torture plane ride in…20 hours! I finally made it to Bangkok! I was so damm excited on the way in….to the point where I couldn’t get myself to fall asleep. I tried forcing myself over & over…but could not sleep longer than brief periods of time. I couldn’t even concentrate on any of the movies on the plane either.
Finally…..I heard the music to my ears, “Ladies and Gentleman….we will be arriving at Bangkok International Airport shortly….”. Oh yea! I arranged for a taxi with Mr Toom and he was waiting with a sign up for me! Since I lost my cell….I couldn’t arrange for any of the girls to come along….like I usually do!
Obviously….after that long plane ride, I had plenty of time to figure out my plan of action that nite. I figured that I would not be able to hit the streets until about 0230 and with this in mind….I planned on hitting the JP Beer bars near Walking Street. This area usually never lets me down for late nite action…moreover; it’s pretty close to the hotel I was staying, the Vault! I ended up running my mouth and drinking with the receptionist girls and didn’t hit the JP Beer bars until around 0400.
It didn’t take Mr Pimp too long to get in the groove. After about 30 minutes, I had a few candidates lined up and competing for my attention. I love this place!
One little cutie pie, which was checking me out the whole time…finally came up to me and grabbed my arm and said, “You go with me & pay me nothing”. It was a very tempting offer…but it was just too early for me to turn in. I had to play the field a little longer. Freebies always come with a price anyway….no such thing as a “freebie” in Pattaya!
I ended up playing pool with this one girl and eventually made a bet with her. If I win…I can do anything I want with her at no cost….and if she wins, it was up to her! Obviously…we never lose with these bets…LOL! I was kind of loaded that 1st nite….so she won the bet. Her demands were pretty simple….I had to pay her friend 400 baht that she owed and she wanted me to fuck her….as she was real horny. Sounded good to me!
I had a few more drinks (although I was already at my limit) and attempted to play a few more games and we eventually left. It was already daylight outside. I fucked her long and hard. She was my first squirter! The bed was literally soaked afterwards! I had to put towels on it and we slept very briefly. After our brief nap…I was a little sober and was able to get a better view of what I brought home! I was not pleased…..she had to go!
Despite my wishes, she had other plans and wanted to stick around. It was about 0730 and I asked her if she wanted to go and get something to eat. As we walked past the JP Beer bars…she said,
“One drink….please…then we go”.
I couldn’t believe she was ready to drink again. I brought her a drink and told her I was going around the corner to the store and would be right back. She attempted to go along…but I told her to finish her drink and I would be right back.
The minute I made it around the corner….I bailed! I ran as fast as I could down Walking street. I ran into lady I always rent bikes from….and she told me my favorite was rented out…but she would bring a bike by the hotel later.
I left Beach road and made it back to the hotel and finally fell into a deep sleep. This was the 1st time I was able to sleep in two days. I believe jet lag also caught up with me as while. Right after I reached a deep sleep, the hotel phone started ringing! It was ringing so long…it became part of my dream, until I finally got up to answer it.
“Somebody her to see you, come now”, the receptionist girl hollers…as if it was very important.
Not thinking and still half asleep…. and against my better judgment, I went out to the reception area to see who it was. It was the nut case from JP beer bar that I bailed on earlier. I should have known….
“Where you go….I wait for long time”.
While I’m still trying to get my composure together, I give her a line of shit….and start walking her to the outside balcony area. She senses that I was taking her back out of the hotel and then tells me that she has to talk to me….but in the privacy of my hotel room. I start preparing myself for whatever bullshit story she was going to come up with.
We make it back to the room and she tells me… “If you don’t want to see me…don’t lie to me…If you want me to go, just tell me…I no bullshit”.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t handle the truth because when I asked her to leave and told her I was tired, she wasn’t hearing it. She knew I was tired and noticed I couldn’t even keep my eyes open….but she continued to talk a line of shit with me.
“Yes…I want to sleep like you…I am tired, but have no place to go…I have no money to pay for room”.
Then she even starts showing me a bunch of papers.
“See…I don’t lie…they tell me I have no money left to stay and must leave”.
I didn’t even look at the papers. I just wanted her to leave so I could go back to sleep. My eyes kept closing and she would repeatedly push me each time to wake me up to listen to her shit.
Okay…I thought, it’s enough playing Mr Nice Guy! I got up….went to the safe and got her out 1000 baht and gave it to her and then told her in FIRM words, “Bye”!
She knew I was serious and asked me to kiss her and then left. I guess I ended up paying the regular short time rate after all. Just like I mentioned earlier…. It’s no such thing as a “Freebie” in Pattaya.
I jokingly told the reception girls that if she returns….DO NOT call me! I finally got back to sleep and no later than two hours later….the phone starts ringing again! This time I refused to answer it. After a thousand rings…it stopped! Great..I thought! Moments later…the girls are at my door banging and calling my name!
Damm…I thought, this girls don’t understand shit! What part of “I don’t want to be bothered” that they don’t understand. I put the pillow over my head and fell back to sleep.
When I finally woke up later that afternoon and walked out to the lobby, the girls indicated that a lady came with a big motorbike for me & that she left a note for me. I forgot I ran into earlier and told her to stop by the hotel once my bike was ready.
I didn’t want to keep the girl from JP Beer bar too long…and therefore missed out on taking any pictures of her….but as Mike (Owner of Vault Hotel) politely informed me the next day,
“Hey Mr Pimp (As he jokingly calls me sometimes)…she was definitely not up to your normal standards.”
I firmly believe that I’ll go home alone….rather than settling for something not up to par. But believe me…..she looked good last nite while I was drinking…or I thought she did! LOL!
Well…determined to recover from the nite before, I decided to stick to proven grounds the next evening and pick up a few repeats from Mistys Go Go. I guess picking up freelancers late at nite at JP Beer bars….after too many Barcardi & Cokes…can sometimes have unexpected results that next morning! LOL!
Anyways…I was looking forward to returning to Mistys Go Go, as I always have a nice time messing with the girls here….it has become my “Cheers” bar. I wanted to bar fine the same three girls I took out on several occasions in the past, but one of them was already barfined, so I settled for the other two.
We hit a few Walking Street Go Gos and then finally hit Cherry Bar on Soi 8. As expected, Adam (owner) was in rare form and pissed drunk. And against my better judgment, I started to drink like a fish again…so the rest of the nite was pretty much of a “blur”.
The girls woke me up around 1100 am the next day, as they were preparing to leave. I was clearly hung over. One of the girls removed my doo rag from my head and was wearing it on her head. They were also joking about my hair (or lack of it) and how they only see without my head gear when they sleep with me.
I think…if I wore my prescription glasses (instead of the contacts) and showed what little hair I have…no one on the board would recognize me..LOL! I guess it’s all part of my dual personality when I hit Thailand.
The drinking from the nite before…again…prevented me from fully enjoying the Misty girls. I was so wasted….I don’t remember fucking either one of them and was pretty sure I ended up just falling asleep.
What a waste…because Ting from Mistys has such a hot body and loves to fuck. I always enjoy screwing her! When I visited Ting at the bar the next day, I jokingly asked her why we didn’t boom boom the nite before and also asked them why were they sleeping on the couch when I woke up.
Ting immediately jumps to the defensive…. “We did sleep with you on the bed…Fon slept on one side of you & I slept on the other side….why you don’t remember…I think you drink too much”.
I couldn’t help but laugh at this…as I knew she was probably telling truth.
I ended up barfining Ting again, as I really did want to fuck her. She has such a beautiful body and cute face…that she is hard to resist! That nite….I made up from what I missed the nite before….as we fucked like rabbits! I vividly remember pounding her for a good hour till I blew a nut!
Here is picture of hanging out at Tony’s disco…with the staff hanging close to us as usual!
Here is a few pictures of us hanging out at Cherry Bar….Ting is on the right of me in the pictures.
Photo: Cherry Bar
Stay tuned for the next part……
Priew
aka "Mr Pimp"