Left out of LAX on Thursday nights 2300 Thai Airways nonstop flight to BKK, we arrived a little early at about 0500 on Saturday morning so after about a 17 hour flight here I was in the land of smiles.

Passing through immigration and customs was a breeze. There was no one in the customs area so, I grabbed my bags and just walked out. They had people stationed to make sure that you did not go back into the secure area but that was the easiest time I have ever had arriving in a new country.

I booked my trip with the Thailand Vacation Tour Corporation. They have an office in the LA area and one in Bangkok, the agency driver was waiting there with a sign that had my name on it. Pattaya is about a 2 or 3 hour drive depending on traffic. We passed by the new airport and I would guess that it will cut 30 minutes off of a trip to Pattaya. The travel agent told me that the new "sky train" is about 60% complete, when it is finished in 18 to 24 months it will end at the city airport terminal located about a mile away from the Majestic Grande in Nana, you will be able to check in and drop off your baggage at the city terminal and the train will drop you off at the departure gates. If you are staying at the Nana hotel they have a bus that goes to and from Pattaya every day.

After checking in at the Marriott I went and got a 2 hour oil massage for BTH300 the girl offered a happy ending in the form of a hand job, but I said no as why would I only be satisfied with a hand job. But it was a GOOD massage and it worked out the kinks of a long flight.

A word of warning here LOOK RIGHT before crossing the street as they drive on the wrong side of the road here in Thailand. While walking around Pattaya I notice a lot of walking wounded, most of them looked like they had been in a motorcycle accident. You can rent a motorcycle here, but if you do remember to stay LEFT.

Latter on I went over to Sabi Dee for a soapy but it was early and they only had 4 girls in the fish bowl, none of which did it for me. Latter on I went to Sabi Land and they had about 20 to 25 in the fish bowl I picked Ell no. 153 She was 24 from Phuket a little darker than the rest but she had a set of cans on her that were large for her frame. All I can say is everybody should experience a soapy once in their lifetime. All three soapy massage parlors are located either next to or across the street from the Big C shopping center on 2nd road.

On Sunday I went and got my Motorola V330 phone unlocked and had a local sim chip installed for just under BTH800. If you are in the market for a new cell phone do yourself a favor and get a quad band world phone. Once you get it unlocked you only need a local chip to make and receive phone calls.

I meet up with Av8tr about 2100 for dinner at a seafood restaurant we then went down to walking street and checked out a couple of bars. We ended up at Club Boesche for a little while, I was checking out this one tiny spinner with long fat nipples when she got done with her dance she disappeared before I could call her over, turns out that I was too slow on the draw and another guy had decided to buy her a lady drink and bar fined her before I could. This club has a Jacuzzi off to the side of the main stage where they had 3 girls eating each other out. However other than the one spinner that I was to slow to pull the trigger on there were no other girls that I really liked, so I decided to move on.

I went to a small bar called Beavers, the tables have a mirror top and the girls dance without wearing any panties, hence the name Beavers. They had a few spinners in there but the one I wanted would only do short time, plus I just did not get a good vibe from her when I started to interview her on what she would or would not do, so I walked down the street to another place.

I ended up at VIP Club this is Daa.

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She did pass the interview and was way friendly in the bar, she sold herself and I figure that if a girl is DFK'ing, groping and dry humping you in the bar, then that's a good sign. Bar fine was BTH550 1000 short 2000 long. I had NO problem taking her back to the room at the Marriott I just entered the hotel via the Beach Road entrance, when we got into the room she wanted to take a shower and asked me to join her, we had a pretty good make-out session in the shower and then dried off and jumped in bed where she started off with some DFK after a while I rolled over was top of her and it was so tempting to just start fucking without a condom as she was just laying there with her legs wide apart with her knees bent as an invitation, but at the last second the big head prevailed and I stopped, and grabbed a condom off of the night stand when I started to open it she went down on me and gave me a real good BBBJ until I asked her to stop.

On Monday I was starting to feel a little out of it from jet-lag and a case of diarrhea . Met up with av8tr for dinner at a restaurant called Kiss on no.2 road. Good food slightly small servings but very inexpensive. After dinner we checked out Soi 7 & 8 but I did not see anything that I really liked. Latter on we ended up at Angle Witch. This is a large GoGo off of Walking street we got there about 2100 and they put on a show starting at about 2200 and there were no ugly girls in the line up. I left at around 2300 as I was not feeling well.

On Tuesday I was feeling much better and had my appetite back, I went down and dropped off some laundry at a place on Soi Postal near beach road. There is a SMALL laundry shop across from the 7/11 on Soi Postal they do great work fast and cheap. There are two laundry shops next to each other the one to look for is called Laundry Pamelo I got (1) pair of pants (2) pairs of shorts (7) T-shirts, boxers and socks cleaned for BTH150.

Tuesday night it started to rain about 1900, and it did not slow down until 2200, by the time I got back to my hotel I was totally soaked and had to change, after grabbing the umbrella out of the closet that I should have taken with me to dinner I headed down to what used to be walking street but would best be called wading street. There were sections that had 3" to 4" of running water in the middle of the street. After hitting Angle Witch, and Happy A Go Go and some other clubs looking for Miss Right I ended up returning to VIP and repeating with Daa.

Wednesday morning I had a hard time getting Daa out of the bed as I wanted to get some breakfast I her that she could come but, she only wanted to stay in bed. However there was NO that I was going to let a bar girl stay in my room alone, so after about 15 minutes she gave up and started to get dressed. I really wished she had gone to breakfast with me as it started to rain again and it would have been nice to spend most of the day in bed with her.

Wednesday night I went out about 2100, I started on Soi Diamond and checked out The Windmill this is a small bar but they have a good selection however it was dark in there and that would come back as a problem for me. After checking out the talent I decided to do some bar hopping, and went back to Club Boesche as there was a dancer that I had wanted to bar fine on Sunday. She was not there but a tall slim girl caught my eye so I bought her a drink, after a while, when I asked her about her bar fine she wanted BTH 2000 for short time and BTH 3000 for all nightlong. She tried to tell me that that was the standard price but I knew better from the night before, and I could not get her to come down at all. I wandered back to Soi Diamond and went back into the Windmill I ended up barfining Oui.

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I was going to take her all night but after getting her back into my room and some better lighting I noticed that she had a black eye under her makeup, while taking a shower I noticed a few more bumps and bruises and asked her what they were from. She told me that she had a fight with her boyfriend last night, and in the better lighting of my hotel room it was obvious that she had lost a few rounds. If I had noticed the marks under her makeup in the bar I would not have barfined her at all, but since I had her back in the room I decided that I would only short time her and give her a little extra so she would not have to go back to work, but I did not want anyone to see her walking out of the hotel in the daytime looking like that and thinking that maybe I was the one that roughed her up.

They say that September is the end of the rainy season, 2nd road was knee deep in places, but it only stayed flooded for a few hours.

Bangkok. If this is your first visit to Thailand you really, REALLY should spend a day or two seeing some of the sights in this town. Just get a Lonely Planet book and jump on the elevated train, or take a guided tour out of your hotel. The only areas that Bangkok can beat Pattaya in are the full service oil massage places otherwise head South to Pattaya.

I wasted a good portion of the night at Nana entertainment plaza. If I make a return trip to Bangkok I would AVOID this place. There are 3 floors of go go bars here plus some beer bars, but there seem to be a lot of transsexuals working in some of the bars here. I would say that only Angel Witch and the Rainbow group of bars would be a safe bet to avoid transsexuals, any other bar and you may end up with a transsexual. Some of the bars have nothing but transsexuals working in them, and if you did not know any better you could end up buying one a lady drink or worse! The Angel Witch in Pattaya is a new building that makes the one in Nana look old and tired, the interior is so dark it's hard to see if there is anything good in there. I also noticed that a lot of the girls were using a nose inhaler that left there breath smelling like Vicks menthol rub. It reminded me of the girls in Medellin that would sniff glue, or paint fumes to get high.

The Majestic Grande is a girl friendly hotel that is located in the Nana district. A short ride on the sky train will take you to Soi 33, there are about 4 or 5 full service massage parlors along this street. I went into BKK teen massage #2 it is about 300 meters off of the main road or about a 10 minute walk.

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The 2 hour oil massage costs BTH 800, the girl behind the counter has a book with photos of the girls from all three teen massage locations, and they will call her over to your location, or you can ask for a line up of the girls available at what ever location you are at. I was quoted BTH 2000 for full service, but negotiated her down to BTH 1200 after about an hour of a real good massage she wiped me down and started to give me a tongue bath, and spent a lot of time licking my nuts before giving me a bbbj, afterwards she broke out a condom and we went at it she was not the tightest 22yo but she was ok.

RG.

>I figure that if a girl is DFK'ing, groping and dry humping you in the bar, then that's a good sign

In LOS, that's a hell of a good sign. Most Thai girls are far more reserved in public - even working girls in the bar.

>there was NO that I was going to let a bar girl stay in my room alone

Actually, I've done this countless times in LOS with never a problem. Of course anything that might be worth their trouble to steal is locked in the safe. And if they really want to make off with my BVD's, I'm sure I can find more.

If I am going to bar fine a girl I am going to interview her before I spend the money to take her out of the bar. I expect to be able to kiss her and feel her up in the bar. If she responds by kissing me back and grabbing my crotch, chances are I'm going to pay her bar fine.

One girl at a Nana bar wanted me to pay her BHT 300 to kiss her and check out her tits in the bar. That was after two lady drinks. If she is not going to respond to my actions, she is not giong to get bar fined.

RG.

Nice report, thanks for the info. Sorry to read that you got wet in Pattaya, but not in a good way.LOL I read else where that the new Airport will take about an hour off the trip to Pattaya.

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