I have skipped over the two days I spent in Singapore after returning from Batam as nothing much of interest to mongers happened during this period. Mainly just a resumption of the GFE with my Singapore ‘girl friend’, Mae. For the same reason, I won’t dwell on much of my time in Bangkok, as this was mainly work related and for most of the time I was with my Thailand ‘girl friend’, Tong. Normally when I travel to Bangkok, I try to be vague about arrival and departure dates when discussing my arrangements with Tong. This enables me to get in a few days of ‘butterflying’ either before or after my GFE time with her. This trip, my plan was to have an extra two nights in town after she had gone back home.

For the first part of the trip, our general pattern was to go out to eat in a decent restaurant (company pays, etc), then on to a bar that has some sort of live music (e.g. Tokyo Joe’s, Saxophone Bar, Brown Sugar, Hilary Bar), then finish up the evening by going to one or two go-go bars, usually in Nana Plaza. Over the course of a week, we covered a fair proportion of the Nana Plaza bars, and I have to agree with the assessment of several others on this board that Angelwitch still puts on the best show and has the best looking girls. Rainbows 1 and 2 are not bad in terms of girl quality either. I also had an obligation to go to Sexy Night, since Tong used to work there, and she still knows several of the girls. (I actually met her when she had moved to Morning-Night bar, after leaving Sexy Night) For those of you who know it, Sexy Night is nothing to write home about, although the girls are friendly enough. There is one really hot girl there who is in such constant demand (about 3 BFs per night) that you would be lucky to catch her in. I ended up spending way too much on lady drinks at this bar as every girl claimed to be a friend of Tong’s. After we left I was given a severe telling off from Tong because I had allowed the girls to become ‘too friendly’ with me. You can’t win, can you?

My original plan was to take an extended weekend break in Cambodia and explore the mongering opportunities in Siem Reap and Phnom Penh, plus do some touristy stuff. However, after I had booked all the flights and hotels, I was turned back at the Bangkok Air check-in as my passport did not have any spare blank pages for the Cambodia visa (see Batam report for phase one of this saga). I was unable to get the UK Embassy to add new pages to the passport, and to issue a new one would have taken 10 days! So no Cambodia this time around then.

The fallback plan was a weekend break to Pattaya, where we stayed at the Dolphin Lodge Hotel. This is an inexpensive but well maintained establishment on Soi 7, which I can highly recommend in terms of value for money. In the evenings we did the usual beer bars and go-gos – nothing in particular to report. One of the highlights of this weekend was taking much of Tong’s family to an eating establishment located on the outskirts of Pattaya called the Chen Rong Barbeque. The way this worked was that each table had a circular charcoal heated griddle which was surrounded by a trough of water. You placed slivers of meat or fish on the griddle and as it cooked, the juices flowed down into the boiling water, where you cooked your noodles and vegetables. The end result was a very tasty meal, and you could eat as much as you want all for 99 Baht! Even after paying for a few beers, I managed to entertain a family of 10 for less that 1500 Baht, and I won a load of credit points for making Tong look good in the eyes of her family. Just as well, as it turns out I would need all the credit I could get later on.

Back in Bangkok, two more nights with Tong, then I told her I would be off to Malaysia on business. On the afternoon of our final day together, my urge for variety was starting to get the better of me. I managed to finish work early and decided to try out Annie’s Massage, which is a soapie located between Soi 2 and Soi 4. As I walked up the entrance steps there was a frantic rush from a variety of girls that were hanging around the adjacent bar, as they headed for the fishbowl. They were still sorting themselves out as the mamasan offered me a beer, and proceed to show off here charges. Not particularly impressive I have to say, compared to my previous soapie experience in Patong the previous year. I ended up choosing a cute little thing called Lek, and we retired to one of the ST rooms for her to do her stuff, after handing over the 700 Baht massage fee.

When Lek unwrapped herself, my description of her as little appeared to be overgenerous when it came to her tits – they were TINY. Since the whole point of a soapie to my mind is the experience of the girl’s lubricated tits sliding over your body, this was almost reason enough to send her back to the fishbowl as being not fit for purpose. However, I decided to see what she could do and turned out not to be disappointed. She used her ass as other better endowed girls would have used their tits, and because of her spinner dimensions, she was able to recreate just the right sensations. In fact her performance all round was not at all bad, including some great BBBJ action that almost got me off (not usually that easily pleased), and a long session fucking on the bed. This was followed by a Thai massage at which she was also quite adept, and she kept this up until the mamasan knocked on the door and told her that time was up. On the way out I gave her a 200 Baht tip for her services, which she seemed happy enough with. Apparently business is very slow there at the moment and she had only been selected twice in the last week, which was better than most at Annie’s! Sorry, no photos of Lek.

As I headed back to the Marriott Hotel, I started to speculate what I would do if Tong found out that I had gone for a quickie behind her back. Luckily when I arrived back in my room, I discovered she had gone out somewhere. I was engrossed in some work call when she arrived back and this delayed any conversation until I had a chance to gauge her mood. Luckily she seemed OK, and on the spur of the moment I asked her if she would like to pose for some photos. She was happy enough with this and I rattled off a few, at which point she wanted to see what they looked like. At this point digital SLRs can be a great boon, but they can also have their drawbacks. I started to scroll back through the snaps that I had done of Tong, with her looking at the playback over my shoulder, but I had forgotten that I had not erased my earlier photo shoot. This happened to be the one of Da (see Singapore trip report), so surprise, surprise, up pops a picture of Da. Now I was really in the shit! I could not think of any credible excuse off the cuff and had to resort to the truth. The mood changed instantly. Tong was not stupid; she new I was a butterfly, but she did not need to have it rubbed in her face like this. I had to pacify her by saying this was an untypical moment of weakness, blah, blah, and promise her a good meal out that evening and all the other sweet talk that helps to smooth things over. However, she took some time to calm down and cease her threats to kill me.

Photos: Tong 01 02

The next day I checked out of the Marriott, said goodbye to a by now pacified Tong, and went off to visit my customer, ostensibly to fly on that same evening to KL. In fact it was back to Bangkok where I checked in at the Hotel Grand President. This is one of the places I often use for extended stays in Bangkok as it is much cheaper than most alternatives, whilst still being very reasonably quality. At last I could get down to some serious action.

I decided to avoid the whole Soi 4 / Nana area for the night as there were too many girls there who knew me and I was paranoid about tales of my butterfly activities getting back to Tong. I decided instead to revisit some of the go-gos in Soi Cowboy, and bar hopped quite a few, including Midnight, Black & White, and Susie Wong’s, until I ended up at Tilac. This used to be one of my favourites, but to my eyes it appeared to have slipped in the year or so since I was last there, and the fun atmosphere seemed to have evaporated. I was also disappointed that the mamasan I used to be friendly with had departed, as she was always good for a more intelligent chat. I was intending just to have another drink and move on, and so waived away the various requests to buy lady drinks. Just as I was about to leave an attractive dancer slid into my field of view and fluttered her eyelashes at me. How could I resist? We got chatting and a drink or so later, I found myself barfining her. After Tay had changed into her street clothes we moved on to Country Road for a while. I noted that the standard of the waitresses here had improved since my last visit, and there were at least 2 or 3 I would happily have barfined. And then back to the hotel for a great session. I don’t recall many of the details now but Tay certainly knew her stuff and managed to achieve a winning combination of being affectionate and yet also extremely raunchy. We had a repeat session in the morning before I had to go off to work, and I slipped her the standard 2000 Baht for her company.

Photos: Tay 03 04 05

That evening, I decided it would be safe enough to venture back onto Soi 4, and I did a few more bars at Nana, including Rainbow 3, Playskool, and Pretty Lady. Eventually I gravitated back to Angelwhich, as their floor show is hard to beat for entertainment in Nana. After I had had enough of the go-gos, I moved on to the Hilary Bar for some music and to checkout whether the FL quality had improved since my visit a few days earlier. I didn’t get any further than the door as one of the door girls was a barfine from last year by the name of Rattana. She was very keen to catch up on what I had been up to since then, and we had a couple of drinks in the bar before I succumbed to the inevitable and offered to barfine her for the night. My recollections of her performance from the previous year had been somewhat clouded by the fact that she was one half of a double barfine, which hadn’t turned out to be the ultimate fuck-fest that I had originally envisaged. I don’t think this was particularly her fault, and so I was not against giving her another try. In the event, she did not disappoint and we had a good night together.

Photos: Rattana 06 07 08

The next day, my last in Bangkok on the current tour, started out well thanks to Rattana’s early morning affections. After saying our goodbyes, I set off for work. This time, though, I would actually be going on to the airport and from there to Singapore for a brief overnight stopover, before heading for the ultimate mongering destination, AC!

Icarus, your trip sounds a lot like my Bkk trips--trying to appease the GF and trying to get some strange love--although I spend most of my Bkk time in Soi Cowboy (Shark, B+W...) and Pat Pong. I've never sampled the soapies in Bkk, but one day I shall! Thanks for the report. I'll have to write one myself--one day.