By Icarus on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 02:41 am: Edit |
Day 1
I was travelling to AC from Singapore on Tiger Airways – great value at only 240 SGD for the round trip. I was most impressed by the efficiency of their service at the Changi budget terminal. The flight was uneventful and we arrived at Clark on schedule. Just before leaving, I had checked my e-mail and found a reply from the Swiss Chalet hotel in AC regretting that there was no room availability for the dates I had booked. I was slightly pissed off with this as I had sent of the reservation request at least 3 days before departure and had expected a confirmation or decline within 24 hours. During the flight I made a note of the contact details for most of the other hotels in AC from the Balibago.com website (which I had saved on my laptop). After a very painless immigration and customs process at Clark I emerged into the Philippines heat, and proceeded to call up all the hotels on the list. The answer was the same from all of them: “sorry, no rooms available”. Great start! I went back into the arrivals hall where there was a stall for the Clarkton Hotel. I had not wanted to use this because of its distance from Fields, but in the end I was grateful for the fact that they had one room left that I was able to take. It was only later I read a posting on this board along the lines of: “bars empty, but hotels full”. This was certainly very true of my experience in AC.
The Clarkton Hotel shuttle took me on the 15 minute ride to the hotel, and I was soon checking into my room. The hotel is well served for internet connectivity, with broadband in each room and WiFi in all the communal areas, including by the pool. My first mission was to get a taxi to take me to one of the ATMs on MacArthur Highway to stock up with enough pisos to feed my habit for the next day or so. Next, I headed back into Fields and sat down in Mos’ Place with my first San Miguel of the trip to watch the world go by. I had previously made contact with BigBalls about an introductory barhop in AC, and I sent him an SMS to say that I had arrived in town and was ready for action. Soon BigBalls joined me and we set out on what I would like to describe as a night to remember, except that I don’t actually remember much of it – so it must have been pretty good.
I do recall that we covered at least 8 bars in Fields that night, maybe more, and I had at least one beer in each. BigBalls also made sure that I sampled as many of the extra delights as possible, and I must have done tequila body shots in at least 4 bars during the evening. I seem to recall that we ended up in Bedrock, where I was persuaded to ring the bell at a bargain discount rate of 2000 pisos. Naturally that really go things going and everyone became ultra friendly. I was undecided as to which of the several cuties I should take back for the night, so BigBalls solved my dilemma by suggesting a double barfine, which was to include his favourite girl, Paula, and one of her friends, Justine. Who was I to argue? After BigBalls had made absolutely sure with the mamasan as to exactly what these two girls would be doing for me that night, the three of us were packed off in a trike back to the Clarkton Hotel.
My recollection of what followed is hazy to say the least, but apparently I was with-it enough to take some pictures of the ensuing action. I do recall at one point falling asleep in the middle of some delightful DATY on one of the girls, only to be woken up by room service delivering some food that the girls had ordered in, and finding that I was sill going strong IN MY SLEEP! I am not sure who ended doing what with whom that evening.
Photos: Paula 01 02 03 04
Photos: Justine 05 06 07 08
Photos: Paula & Justine 09 10
Day 2
The following morning I regained partial consciousness and found myself lying between the two girls. I rolled over in one direction and ended up on top of Paula. The vitamin V from the previous evening was still doing its stuff, so I launched into action with her, only to fall asleep again in mid-session! I woke up again an hour or two later and this time managed to finish off what I had started with Paula. I did not have the energy left to do anything with Justine, and indeed to this day, I am not sure whether I actually fucked her at all that night. After a while the two girls got up, showered, dressed and were off, with a 500 piso tip to share between them. Not sure what the tipping etiquette is for threesomes, but they didn’t complain. I went back to sleep again and did not finally get up until early afternoon. I resolved to go easy on the beers in future and cut out the shots!
By mid-afternoon I was pretty much recovered from the previous night’s binge, and feeling like some action. I decided to check out some of the bars on Perimeter, bearing in mind that things tend to kick off earlier there, and also the proximity to my hotel. I thought I would take a walk to the bars, mainly to help clear my head. This turned out not to be a great idea as I was sweating buckets by the time I arrived. I poked my head though the door at Garfields, but the place was totally dead, so I moved on next door to Nifty’s, which consistently seems to get favourable reports on this board. The 3 or 4 dancers on stage were nothing special, but then I was not expecting much as Nifty’s reputation is based more on the service you get from the girls rather than their appearance. After a short while, I was joined by a friendly little thing called Wilma, who proceeded to grind her backside into my crotch in a very pleasing manner. We decided to retire to one of the curtained alcoves that are a speciality of Nifty’s and she unbuttoned my shorts for some more intimate action, although I steered clear of the BJ sampler at this stage. In chatting, it turned out that Wilma was a cherry girl, although clearly a very experienced one. I did not particularly fancy barfining her just for a BJ back at my hotel, but then she came up with the suggestion of taking one of her friends as well for a threesome. This was starting to become something of a regular feature in AC! Wilma introduced me to her friend Meann, and confirmed that she was certainly not cherry girl. After a bit of discussion, we settled on a threesome package that would include 3 in the shower, a BBBJ from Wilma, Meann licking out Wilma with full photo coverage, then me fucking Meann. Sounded to me like a great way of spending the rest of the afternoon, so I paid the double barfine and we triked back to the Clarkton.
The session went as planned, and the girls performed enthusiastically. At the end of it all I was well satisfied and felt that it was money well spent. I sent the girls on their way with a token 200 piso tip between them as reward for their great service. I will have to find somewhere to post some of the more interesting photos that came out of this session that would not get through the Hombre screening.
Photos: Wilma 11 12 13
Photos: Meann 14 15 16 17
Photo: Wima & Meann 18
Soon it was time to venture out for the evening to find a suitable bed warmer for the night, and I took the hourly Clarkton shuttle into Fields. I decided to revisit some of the bars that BigBalls had introduced me to the night before, and to try one or two new places. I ended up being lured into the Cambodia bar by an attractive and very persuasive door girl. BigBalls had left this out of my introductory bar hop as he felt the quality of the girls was generally poor. Once I was seated at the bar, I had to agree with this assessment, at least in terms of the dancers. However, one of the shots girls caught my eye as she was much more attractive than the dancers or the other waitresses. She came over and after a while I succumbed and bought her a LD. She seemed good fun, and we hit it off well enough for me to offer to barfine her for the night. Although it was not particularly late, I wanted a reasonably early night so we skipped the bar hop and headed straight back to the Clarkton in a trike.
Once back in my room, and after a shower together, Gina delivered a very competent session, including BBBJ and an energetic enough fuck, which she seemed to enjoy as much as me. All looked set for a good LT session for the rest of the night and the following morning. How wrong I was! When I emerged from the shower I found Gina getting dressed and getting ready to leave. She muttered something about some other commitment early the following morning. I explained to her that I had paid for LT and expected more than a quickie ST session for my money, at which she just shrugged her shoulders, and headed for the door. On her way out she had the cheek to ask me for a tip. I explained that I only tipped for a decent LT session the following morning, and that she would get nothing extra for her efforts. I gave her 50 piso for a trike and told her to fuck off. So, I had experienced my first AC runner. I noticed when reading other trip reports on this board that this occurrence is not uncommon, however well you treat the girl. I think my mistake on this occasion was taking her back to the hotel too early (before 1:00 am). In her calculator of a brain, she had probably worked out that she could get back to the bar in time to hook up with another punter, and earn another barfine and potentially a decent tip. Sorry, no pictures of Gina!
Day 3
I woke up without the expected girl in the bed to relieve the usual morning urges. This situation needed to be rectified as soon as possible. I recalled from the Hombre bar guide that the Welcome Inn opened at midday, so after a decent breakfast at the Clarkton, I decided to head off there for opening time. Once in the bar, I surveyed the line-up while sipping on my first beer of the day. The talent level was not particularly inspiring, with rather a high proportion of fuglies. One girl did catch my eye as being a cut above the others, particularly in the tits department, and I called her down to join me for a drink. She was friendly enough and touched me in all the right places as we talked. I needed some urgent relief, so we didn’t hang around long and were soon off back to the Clarkton. Back in my room we showered and got down to business. Teresa was a pretty competent all rounder, and after a quick first session, we spent most of the remainder of the afternoon enjoying two more leisurely rounds before it was time for me to boot her out.
Photos: Teresa 19 20
By 6:00 pm I was ready for my early evening outing to try out some more of the Perimeter bars. I ended up in the Nasty Duck, which seemed to be a reasonably fun place to hang out. The talent level was not particularly high when I first sat down at the bar, but at some point the dancer line-up changed over and I saw an attractive girl that looked as if she could be barfine material. I invited Wendy to join me for a drink and we hit it off easily enough. Soon it was barfine time, and back to the Clarkton for some fun. She turned in a very creditable performance, and we managed two rounds before I felt it was time to hit the town again to seek out a hottie for the overnight session. Although I made it clear to Wendy that, much as I liked her, I was not going to hang on to her overnight, Wendy was still keen to join me on my evening bar hop. She said that she had some friends in other bars that she would introduce me to. So we both headed of to Fields in the Clarkton minibus. (I am sure that we must have stopped off somewhere for something to eat but I can’t recollect where).
Photos: Wendy 21 22 23
We hit a few of the bars where Wendy’s friends worked, including Nero’s and Bedrock, but nothing there took my fancy on this occasion. Bar hopping with an ex-barfine seems to be a good formula as you are not hassled to buy LDs, and you can survey the available talent at leisure. Finally we ended up in Las Vegas, which seemed to have a real party buzz going on that night. All the girls appeared to be having great fun messing around with each other, and the atmosphere was infectious. I was eyeing up a cute waitress, when Wendy suggested that I meet another friend of hers (I thought she said her name was Eileen, but her badge gave her name as Marie – I never did find out her actual name). She went off to fetch her and came back with a girl who I can only describe as totally ‘out of it’. (See pictures). Either she was high on drugs or just naturally missing a few brain cells.
I was initially very wary of getting involved with this little ball of fire, and protested to Wendy that this girl looked too hot for me to handle. But Marie insisted on sitting on my lap and pulling her thong to one side so that I could finger her, whilst at the same time sticking her hand down the front of my shorts. At this point, rational thought processes shut down for the night and I was hooked. One LD later she was all over me with her tongue wedged firmly down my throat, and the ensuing barfine was inevitable. Her outrageous behaviour continued once she was changed into her street cloths. She emerged back into the bar with her jeans unzipped most of the way and her thong on permanent display. As far as I can recall, we travelled back to the hotel with her in still in this state. Back in the bedroom, she turned out to be as wild as she looked and we had an extremely energetic session before I collapsed for the night, totally spent.
Photos: Marie 24 25
Day 4
In the morning, Marie woke me, demanding some more action. I was still pretty drained from the previous day’s activity but the little blue pills ensured that the tools of the trade were in good working order. What followed was an experience that I have never had before. Marie positioned herself on top and started to jig up and down on my dick – so far so good you may say. But she got faster and faster until I could swear that she was just a blur in front of my eyes. How she managed this I shall never know. She was certainly going faster with her little body than I could have achieved by hand! What’s not to like, you may think, and perhaps if I had been less drained it would have finished me off ultra quick. However, in my depleted state there was nothing more I could contribute, and her vibrating action merely served to make my dick TOTALLY NUMB! In the end I had to get her to stop and packed her off home so that I could get some more sleep and recover enough energy for the day ahead. This girl is definitely a one-off and I am sure she would have been great fun if I had been up to the occasion. I feel certain that others on this board must have encountered her at some time or another and it would be interesting to know what they made of her.
Later in the day, after some more sleep, I decided to continue with my established routine of trawling the Perimeter bars for my afternoon date. I took a Jeepney to the terminal in Fields, with the plan of working back towards Perimeter. However, when I got out it was raining heavily and a leisurely stroll was not on, so I made a quick dash for the nearest convenient bar, which turned out to be Cherry’s Club. There didn’t appear to be much there of interest but I thought I would stop for a beer anyway until the rain eased up. After a while one of the waitresses came up and thoughtfully asked me if there was anyone there I fancied talking to. None of the dancers or waitresses had really caught my eye, but on a closer scan I spotted a very attractive dancer sitting in front of the stage and giving me the eye. She was summoned over and on closer inspection was even better than at a distance, with the Spanish look to her which I particularly like. Her name was Rona and she had been working in AC for over a year. We hit it off immediately and after a couple of drinks I barfined her and took her back to the Clarkton for what turned out to be an epic fucking session.
It started well when she came to a screaming orgasm after only a few minutes of DATY. I always find it particular gratifying when a girl is genuinely having a great time, and it certainly had her smiling right from the start. We launched into session one, but after only a few minutes of thrusting, she started to build up again to another intense orgasm, which I managed to match. Good acting on her part you may say, but actually the physical signs of a real orgasm are hard to fake and take it from me, this was certainly the real thing. Once we had showered off the sweat, she confided in me that she generally did not cum with customers and this was the first occasion that it had happened twice in succession. Whether this was true or not, it is certainly a great boost for the ego. I know we are paying for the privilege of having our pleasure with these girls, but for me at least, knowing that it is a two way process adds enormously to the satisfaction I get from P4P. After that she was all over me and she turned into an almost insatiable sex machine. We must have had at least three more rounds before I felt that I could not deliver the goods any more. In passing, I noted that Rona’s orgasms intensified when I put a finger up her ass, and I asked her if she was cherry ass. Her response was that she was not, and did occasionally do anal if the circumstances were right. I made a mental note to check this out at some point.
After this fuck-fest I took her out for a meal at the Cottage Kitchen restaurant, which is only a short walk from the Clarkton. We had a great meal there – their BBQ ribs and chicken is excellent – although we could not do justice to the American sized portions! Afterwards, we took a trike into Fields and did some bar hopping for the remainder of the evening, in the process meeting several of Rona’s friends in the other bars. By 2:00 am I was getting tired so we went back to the Clarkton for a final session for the night before going to sleep in each others arms. Aaaah, bliss!
Except of course that it was not the final session and Rona woke me up at about 4:00am for another round! Although she yet again got her pleasure, I have to admit to being too drained by that time to complete myself, even though the Vitamin C was doing its stuff in keeping me almost constantly hard.
Photos: Rona 26 27 28 29
Day 5
In the morning we had another very satisfactory and leisurely session before Rona had to get dressed to go back to work at Cherry’s. She looked so damn sexy in her short skirt that I just had to rattle off a few more pics before she left. I hope you will agree that the results are worth it. Definitely the best lay of the trip so far – I tipped her 700 pisos (100 for each fuck). I can highly recommend Rona to anyone, and I could easily be tempted to bar fine her again later in this trip. I am sure she would make a great girlfriend for someone looking for a long term commitment.
Photos: Rona 30 31 32
Afternoon: continue to check out a few more Perimeter bars, including Gentleman’s Club. Nothing much of interest. Popped into Nifty’s for inspiration and said hello again to Wilma and Meann. They were keen for me to have a takeaway with another girl of my choice, and together we settled on a cute little thing whose name I forget now. Back at the hotel, I was starting to feel a bit rough by now, probably due to cumulative effects of vitamin V and excessive activity over the past 24 hours. Although the Nifty’s girl gave an excellent BBBJ and performed admirably in every respect, she was not able to do much for me. A true professional, she left disappointed and feeling that she had taken her pleasure but failed to please me.
Photos: Niftys 33 34 35
By the evening I was feeling distinctly down, but decided to persevere with a trawl though Fields bars. Ended up in Nero’s where there was some hot talent on display – waitresses and dancers. Had a long chat with a great waitress who had a boyfriend from Texas, but she was reluctant to be barfined. Spotted a real cutie, and she was summoned down to meet me. Really shy, ticklish, and hardly any English, but I thought it was worth persevering as she would be a real trophy fuck. I wanted to make this work so I offered the mamasan a drink. This always seems to pay dividends, and I am sure that she ended up giving me at least 2 free drinks for every one I bought her. She said that Justine (the hot cutie) was indeed very shy but was certainly barfineable. Two lady drinks and some gentle fondling later I popped the question only to get the response ‘on menstruation’. Shit! Hard to know if this was true or not, and mamasan was unable to confirm either way. She was fairly determined to get Justine to go with me anyway, but my heart was not really in it if I was going to get a hard time back at the hotel, however impressive the photos might have been. I shall try again with her another day.
I was about to call it a day and leave Nero’s when another girl in street clothes, who had already finished her shift, started grinding her ass into my crotch. I was not thinking at all straight by now and ended up letting her talk me into barfining her. I explained that I was not good for anything that night but she said, no problem, she would do me in the morning. Ha! Ha! Back at the hotel, I was ready to crash for the night but somehow Kristina managed to coax me into action and much to my amazement, to get results. While she was doing this she was talking about tips and saying that she normally got 1000 pesos a night. Well, if this were true, she must be doing a lot of rich Koreans. I laughed and told her that my top tip rate was 500 for a serious LT session. She was not well pleased – she had already told me that she was working at bars to finance her college studies. Well, good for her, but not out of my pocket thanks. When the session was over, she could not get dressed quick enough and make for the door. So much for doing me in the morning! She had the cheek to ask for a tip on the way out. I told her to fuck off and gave her 40 pisos for a trike. Looking at the photos now, I really don’t know why I allowed myself to be persuaded to barfine this girl, as she is not even remotely attractive.
Photos: Kristina 36 37
Day 6
Still feeling rough so went to the drugstore to get some aspirin and something for the throat. Probably an infection brought on by too much pussy licking, but I can’t kick the habit. By the afternoon I had perked up a bit and went to see Rona at Cherry’s Club to sort out barfines for the weekend. The previous day I had been dropped by Mae, my Filipina girlfriend from Singapore (see Chapter 1), and I wanted someone to play the part for the complete GFE that I was planning for my trip to Boracay the coming weekend. Rona fitted the bill nicely. After a drink and a hard grinding session with Rona at Cherry’s I was feeling distinctly horny, so I moved on to Honey-Kos for my first visit to that establishment.
This turned out to be a good move. There are some really hot girls there at the moment; at least 5 or 6 I would have barfined there and then. I restrained myself and generously brought lady drinks for 3 or 4 waitresses who were giving me massages in various interesting places. The owner, Damien, kindly reciprocated by buying my next two drinks. I was particularly taken by one of the dancers and asked her to join me for a drink. Emily proved to be very lively entertainment and after a while I barfined her and we headed back to the hotel for a fun session. When asked whether it was OK to do photos, she gave the now routine reply: “don’t want photos on the Internet”, to which I would give my usual response: “Internet? Not sure what that is. Just want photos for myself so that I can remember your beautiful face when you’re gone”. That usually does the trick.
Photos: Emily 38 39 40 41 42 43
In the evening, I headed back to Fields and enjoyed a fine pizza at Mos’ Place. Unfortunately, I was starting to feel rough again and not 100% in the mood for serious mongering. I resolved to do my best under the circumstances, and embarked on a low key bar hop, which ended in a relaxed session at the Roadhouse watching their collection of rock videos, with a cuddly little gal in each arm for company. In spite of their best efforts, my heart was not really into barfining that evening. I eventually headed back to the hotel before midnight, hoping that a good night’s sleep might fix things.
Day 7
Not feeling much better in the morning, but my midday, things had improved enough for me to start thinking about a repeat visit to Honey-Kos. After sorting out air tickets to Caticlan for the next day, I caught a jeep to the bar and was greeted by Damien and his crew of little lovelies. As before too many lady drinks were bought, but everyone was having a fun time. I asked Emily, my barfine from the day before, which of her friends she recommended for me for today. She brought over the lovely little Jean, who quickly removed her top and then proceeded to grind away on top of me for the next half hour or so. Such was her enthusiasm that I almost didn’t need to get as far as the barfine. When she went to get changed into her street clothes, I had an equally raunchy session with a topless Emily. Finally, before Jean and I left the bar, I interviewed another one of the cuter dancers about a potential barfine the following Monday after I got back from Boracay. The others told me that she was a cherry girl, but she informed them that she had very recently had her cherry popped. However, it had obviously not been a very pleasurable experience and she appeared reluctant for any more boom boom for the immediate future. We’ll see about that.
Back at the Clarkton hotel, Jean and I got down to business and had a very satisfactory session. Afterwards, while I was giving her one of my specialty oil massages, she revealed that she was in fact a lesbian, one of the other dancers at Honey-Kos was her girlfriend (need to find out which), she did not really like going with men, and she was giving up the bar work the next day. Got there just in time then! After a while I packed her off so that I could get ready for my evening out with the lovely Rona, to launch our GFE weekend. (Apologies for poor photo quality – my auto-focus seemed to give up on this occasion).
Photos: Jean 44 45 46
Although the flight to Boracay did not leave until 9:40 the following morning, I thought it was too risky not to have Rona with me first thing in the morning, and the only realistic way of achieving that was to barfine her for the night before. So I got Rona to come round to the Clarkton at 9:30 pm after Jean had left, and we had dinner in the hotel restaurant, which I can certainly recommend. We went back into Fields in the Clarkton shuttle and did a short bar hop to meet some of Rona’s friends, before heading back to the hotel for a reasonably early night. I wanted to make sure that we were up in time for our flight, but more than that, I was dying to get Rona wrapped around me again. Once back in the hotel, she did not disappoint and we had a very passionate session before settling down for the night. A great start to the GFE weekend!
By Porker on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 10:36 am: Edit |
I loved this chapter, one of the best reports on AC I have read in a long time. As someone else has mentioned already in previous chapters, the clarity of your pics is excellent, and a big cut above what all but the best photographers here usually post. Thanks for the effort you put into getting those pics and sharing them with us.
Great to hear your perspective as a newbie, and it sounds like you obviously had done your homework before arrival. While Angeles City is about as point and click as mongering can get, at least you had an idea of what to expect from the hotels, restaurants, girls' attitudes and compensation levels. Reports like yours contribute greatly to future generations.
Thanks again for taking the time and effort in producing such a great report. How was Boracay?
By Porker on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 10:41 am: Edit |
Re: p2000 for ringing the bell at Bedrock, sounds like you made a pretty good deal for yourself, as most bell rings are advertised between 4,000 - 7500 pesos. I'm curious if you think looking back on whether or not that was something you would ever do again? As I always say when raising an eyebrow (or worse) at the way OTHER mongers spend their vacation cash, it's YOUR money, but I have never actually had somebody tell me that they rang the bell and it was such a phenomenal experience that they couldn't way to go back and do it again! But to each their own, and hope you got a cool "moment of immortality" by your inscription on the wall.
By Bigballs on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 10:49 am: Edit |
I will confirm that your first evening you indeed had a great time. I lost count of the body shots! Thanks for giving me a call because I had a great time too. I wish we would have hooked up another day too, but I had just moved into my apartment and seemed like daily I was having to wait on this or that.
Sofar, which venue do like best? LOS or PI?
Bud
By Bigballs on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 11:00 am: Edit |
In case his memory is lacking, I will describe his bell ring. Since this was his first trip to AC, I advised him that the P2,000 that Chad offered to ring the bell would be as good of a deal he would ever get. So, I got with Chad and my favorite waitress Melissa to orchestrate his bell ring. He got a girl of his picking to lie down on the bar topless and did a body shot on her just after he rang the bell. All the girls already had thier shots and gathered around him as he did the body shot, which was included in the P2,000 btw, and cheered him on. I think the main reason that he got so drunk was that Chad was putting free drinks in front of him literally faster than he could drink them. All in all it was the most fun I've had in a bar in a long time and I mostly just watched him having fun.
By Concarne on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 02:20 pm: Edit |
I got tired just reading this...how do you keep up?
Great stuff!
By Tobruk on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 05:11 pm: Edit |
Looks like you had a great time. great pics, what type of camera were you using?
By Marley on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 06:27 pm: Edit |
I have trips like that. It's like an insane man on a wild mating quota. Most mortals over 30 y.o are bound to get sick with that pace of excess. enjoy.
By Metal on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 11:08 pm: Edit |
Kewl! Thanks for taking the time to post your trip and pictures. Love the happy smililing faces and toungues sticking out. High Quality Report Man! \m/
By Phoenixguy on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 11:44 pm: Edit |
Dude!!! You barfined Marie! Haaaahahahahaha! I did that once - once. A little too psycho for me. But I seem to bump into her every time I hit AC, and I always buy her a drink. She and her friends were a good bit of fun this past trip when I visited the LasVegas bar. I have to agree - the place has one of the better vibes going in town for some reason.
By Arellius on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 05:37 am: Edit |
Nice report.
By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 06:00 am: Edit |
faces and bodies only a very horny monger would like, but Nice report!
Not sure if everyone's computer is a little off, but these pics are a bit soft.
By Porker on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 01:29 pm: Edit |
More asshole-ish criticism from DM, the self-proclaimed judge of 'talent'. DM, isn't it time to shut up until you put up again?
By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 01:44 pm: Edit |
Your right, they are sharp as a tack and gorgeous. What am I thinking?
Given you have the biggest mouth on the board, you telling me to shut up is quite an honor. I forgot, you only sound off when someone offends your sense of frugality.
By Porker on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 01:54 pm: Edit |
DM, always easy to be the critic, but not sure why those that take potshots at the pics others post (something YOU apparently take great glee in) are self-important enough to believe that anyone else particularly gives a shit what you think? A lot harder to actually contribute something for others to enjoy. Why not STFU about how bad a job others are doing and post something of quality yourself? Oh yeah, because that actually takes some kind of EFFORT...
By Icarus on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 02:00 pm: Edit |
Porker
Thanks for the comments. Coming from the acknowledged literary giant of the Hombre board, I am indeed flattered. I will be posting my Boracay trip report in the next 24 hours, but don’t hold your breath as there is a very low mongering quotient (but some good pics IMHO). There is also a final part to the AC report to follow. On the issue of bell ringing, I can’t say that it is something I would necessarily be in a hurry to do again, but I don’t regret BigBalls talking me into doing it on this occasion. And he negotiated a great deal at Bedrock which made it less painful on the wallet.
BigBalls
Yes, my memory of some of the events of that first night is certainly rather vague. I do remember the ball ringing package to a large extent, but thanks for spelling out the details anyway. I had a real blast that night and I am glad you enjoyed it too. Many thanks for popping the AC cherry. Can’t wait to return to attend to unfinished business
Concarne
Mainly blue and yellow pills.
Tobruk
Technical note: I used an Olympus E500 digital SLR for all the pics in this report, paired with an Olympus FL-36 flash unit. I think the camera make is largely irrelevant to the end result at least at the resolutions that can be displayed on this site. The key thing is the use of indirect flash. I am still very much a novice at this, but I was quite pleased with the end result. The only problem with this flash unit is that it only uses 2 AA cells and as a result it takes quite a long time to charge up between flashes. This means you have to find ways of keeping the girl interested while the flash is readying for the next shot. The camera did let me down on two occasions, once when the manual white balance kicked in at the wrong time, and in the last 3 pics, the auto-focus seemed to temporarily give up on me.
Phoenix
Yes, barfining Marie was definitely once too many in my case.
DM
Deeply offended that you are not in tune with my girl selection. Does this mean you will be keeping your hands off the delectable sex bomb Rona when next in AC? LOL
By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 02:00 pm: Edit |
Porker, are you really stupid enough to think I care if anyone gives a shit what I think?
Following your logic, are you "self-important" enough to think anyone cares what you think--especially me? How bout save your STFUs for your dollar a day ho's-- at least they listen to you while on the payroll.
By Porker on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 02:01 pm: Edit |
BTW, re: having a big mouth, if I ever cross a line (and I have sometimes), I WISH somebody would tell me to shut up.
By Porker on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 02:05 pm: Edit |
You're right, DM, it's indeed your god-given right to be an asshole. Carry on...
By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 02:08 pm: Edit |
"Deeply offended that you are not in tune with my girl selection. Does this mean you will be keeping your hands off the delectable sex bomb Rona when next in AC? LOL
No offense intended... there is more than meets the eye when choosing. Rona is safe with me
I enjoyed the report-- great job!
By Bambu on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 07:27 pm: Edit |
Try not to hijack the thread here guys =X Icarus, it is always nice to see a PI trip report. Nice job and I look forward to the next installment!
By Porker on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 07:50 pm: Edit |
Point taken, Bambu, and I agree it's a great report.
DM, will make you a deal: I promise to be 50% nicer to new posters and even the abrasively opinionated. Maybe you can help me out with that? Not all of the whole board know how loveable you and I actually are!
By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 - 08:33 pm: Edit |
I thought I was being nice
By Icarus on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 03:45 am: Edit |
Bud
Forgot to answer your earlier question. Current rankings based on P4P experience:
1 AC
2 Batam
3 LOS
4 Singapore
5 KL
99 UK
Based on overall experience:
1 LOS
2 AC
3 Batam
4 Singapore
By Bigballs on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 06:46 pm: Edit |
Your report is an excellent comparison for anyone wondering the differences. I enjoyed Pattaya the best, but I spend way too much money there. AC is just right for budget minded mongers and still have all you can handle sex.
By The_happy_monge on Friday, November 24, 2006 - 09:03 pm: Edit |
nice pics.
good choice in girls
good report and thanks for sharing everything
there is a chance i will be in AC in Jan or Feb of 2007.
any report is well received by me.
porker.... good job in giving our monger buddy
a boost.
happy monger