By Smuckin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 10:42 am: Edit |
Monday:
Well after geting some breakfest with Sylvia and finding the guys we were off to jaco. Being on a tight budget, we took the bus from san jose to jaco, for rought $2.50 ticket. 2-1/2 hour ride through the mountains. Arrived in Jaco, started out looking for our hotel. I've stayed previously at the best western, but one issue , its not chica friendly.
So we found the Cocal resort and casino. Nice place, beachfront,casino,2 big pools,free breakfest,friendly staff. Overall i was pretty happy with this hotel choice. Only thing i didn't like was the A/C's , they acted weird and had a weird smell, possibly mildew.
Well i made the most of the afternoon and slept solid, waking up in the early evening, I found my friends and got updated. Someone had found good "smoke" , yippie. Shot over to 4:20 Headquarters located near mas por menos supermarket and grabed a cheap plastic water pipe.
After losing some hours the group was off to there 1st visit to the Notorious Beatle Bar.
Got to the beattle bar , dead and closed up at 1am. I guess chicas gotta sleep after a long weekend. No pussy for anyone that night!
Checked out the hotel casino this night, nothing special , won $100 in texas hold-em. Only game i played.
Tuesday:
Felt like a million bucks today, i am finnaly catching up on my sleep. Had breakfest with the group and then met my dad at the hotel. We toured his house under construction right above club hollywood, then went to los suenos to see his new boat. Man hes got it made!
Finished changing his props on his boat and getting it ready for tommarow. Headed back to hotel and jumped in pool with everyone.
This night we headed out to the beattle bar early and were sure to see some action. Beattle bar is awesome. Variety is its special. Well this being the 1st time in the beatle bar for everyone but me in the group, the drinking got heavy. Everyone trying to show how big there dick was by buying wicked shots for everyone. After the dick measuring was over an hour later... i was beyond lit. So time passes and i continue to drink some imperials slowly and look around. At this point i was feeling super lit and just wanted to find a GFE without b/s. So found "dorito" defenitly older end of the stick, but as wasted as i was... i didn't need a younger chicks b/s that night.
Whats funny is she looked banging that night! But i guess many nights start like that.
Setteled on $70.00 for the night. Everything!
It was fun competing with earl next to me with his chick in same room. We scored it by moans, think i won. Defenitly solidifys a friendship after banging chicas together...it was funny when the door got knocked on for stuff numerous times through the night. Open it with a flagpole...lol
Photo: Dorito 06
Wednesday:
Ha ha, didn't end with Dorito till 5am. Awesome a knock on the door at 6:30, guess who. Its dad and i made plans to go fishing with him. As my friend opened the door to the room, and my dad walked in , it all hit me....wow i got a older chick in bed with me and im commited to going fishing now... and i am still drunk.
Somehow got up and left,as i was leaving i told my friend earl(2 beds per room) to keep any eye on stuff since dorito was still sleeping, as i am walking out she wakes up and comes outside and ask when i am getting back. Guess i told her because she is back later.
Well the whole drive to los suenos, my dad rails me over my last nights selection... i laugh it off. We get to los suenos and wow am i regreting not selling him out. Thinking i could still be sleeping. My luck as soon as we get alittle out the bay there...its rough as can be. Getting tossed around like a toy and feeling the liquor slosh in my stomach...ive just realized too late ive made a bad decesion.
Slept most of the day on the boat and let my dad and his tico friend fish. Thank god it calmed down later in the day.
Got back, met dorito , had some lunch and now sober messed with her alittle more that afternoon.
About 7pm she leaves room for work @ beattle bar. Says she will come back later to spend the night. Yippie free sesssion...guess treating the chicas good pays dividends.
Well after dorito left, i was dead from the boat and night before. Fell asleep with lights/tv/shoes on and slept on the bed spread.
Got woken up by a knock on the door at 5am, guess the friend i was bunked up with got it, it was dorito...guess she tryed to wake me up but the most she got out of me was a hug and goodbye...oh well.
Thursday:
My roommate in jaco earl had to leave this morning. Did some swiming and chilled at beach this afternoon, a friend with my "CJ" got stung by a sting ray that afternoon, was he bad off. Hit him in the leg and rocked his world. Word of advice , be careful in low tide and drag your feet, dont step. CJ, EARL ,MATT all left for san jose that afternoon, leaving me and 2 friends in jaco. Did a bar hop that afternoon. Started at best western and worked down.
Worked down to the copacabana, cheapest beers so far at a hotel.
Found an intresting sign
Passed by the beattle bar
Picture of the monkey bar, this bar is close to the beatle bar, lots of FL and generally spot everyone goes too when the beatle closes.
Wow what a intoxicating afternoon walk through jaco beach. Met back up at my hotel later and smoked and passed out. I awoke to a sucking sound later that evening. Glanced over and on earls now abandoned bed is another friend of mine with a beatle bar girl. I guess he was sharing a room which was occupied so he came over to mine thinking i would be passed out and not care. Ha Ha
When i woke up , his chica defenitly felt akward. I could care less , took a shower , woke my self up damn this country has many things to corrupt ones self on.
Made my way solo to the beattle bar this night.
Bought a bunch of drinks and chilled with a bunch of chicas. One thing i noticed being solo there is that you get harrassed alot more and bugged for drinks. Like a lion singling out a catch from the herd. Certinlly felt like it. Eventully made eye contact with this chica from ecuador. Tiny little spinner with nice tits. She came over and had a drink. She said only CBJ , ouch...ok so ill this chica is so hot ill agree. Next i offer her $70 for an hour. She says no and just keeps drinking her drink. Finnally i give in and offer the Cien (100$). This chica is sweet and exotic and i defenitly couldn't be happy except with her that night. Boom were off to the hotel. On the way the cab passed my 2 friends now walking toward beatle to look for me ... he he im not there.
Get back to room , gotta admit i consider CBJ's worthless. This chica proved me wrong. CBJ as good as any BBBJ this trip. What made this session awesome was that she did a whole strip tease for me and tease the shit out of me but gave in at the last second, this chick was unique. Banged her mainly standing up her over the dresser or bed. Wow tightest pussy ever in costa rica. Let her ride for awhile...which she was awesome at. Finnally finished missionary for some odd reason. Sat around and watched some TV after, just as were leaving my boys show up. I stole the chick they were going to get, we all say her our first night there. Got some pictures of her outside room.
Photos: Ecuador 07 08
Sent my spinner on her way and the 3 of us left in jaco headed out to a strip club called "Divas" this is above the panch villa club/cafe. Its across from the mas por menos and banco.
(3000 colones) $6 entrance fee but 3 free drinks. Not a bad spot, lots of attractive girls, a strage and presumembly some short time rooms upstairs. As soon as we came in we each were attacked by a hottie. They hustled a drink from us and we got some fun out of them though. Dances (5000)$10 ...pretty intence and i was roudy drunk so i was sucking titys and letting my hands do whatever they wan'ted ... this all in the main lounge area near the stage. We stayed for 30min then said fuck it. Its really cold in there and plus we were so use to the beatle bar, the strip club wasn't doing it for me.
Friday:
Got some sleep, ate breakfest, packed , got a bus ticket. Rode back to san jose.
Left 2 friends behind in jaco.
Got into san jose late, took a cab up to Heredia to meet my dad and his girlfriend for dinner. Stayed at his house in the mountains overlooking the central valley.
Next day is my final day in san jose.
See the final chapter in part3.
By Smuckin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 01:23 pm: Edit |
Sorry for a few typos , the spell check doesn't work in my browser.
By Blazers on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 03:07 pm: Edit |
Great report thus far and thanks for the residual photos of the scenery and bars. This is a good start for someone going to Jaco.
Still cant believe you paid $70 to fuck a grandma but at least you had fun.
By Blacksnake14 on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 06:21 pm: Edit |
100 dollar for an hour.....Now i know why i will stay away from that part of CR
By Smuckin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 09:13 pm: Edit |
Dude i read your report and you paid just as much or more at times. And to add to it 90% of the chicks were dogs.dont be the kettle calling the pot black.
woof woof
By Blacksnake14 on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 09:33 pm: Edit |
Smucking did u read my report right becuase i neva paid hundred dollar for an hour... most of my girls where not up to Par...Ill give u that.... most of the chicks I did on that trip would neva had gotten a chance with me now...But anyway old story...read my new report Kid...Sorry I dont fuck Grannies..I am not nocking ur story its just i just got back from DR this past weekend and i saw the quality was better and at a better price might at add..
By Smuckin on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 09:50 pm: Edit |
Really i heard the DR has gone down , lots of busts and issues over there. I guess that has passed. Thats another feasiable trip for me because its close to miami and they speak spanish.
By Blacksnake14 on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 09:52 pm: Edit |
smuck read my story and u get a little taste of what is going down there...i am going through withdrawls right now as i am typing this for you....Hey when you going to thialand...
By Numbrero on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 12:08 am: Edit |
I was taught if you couldn't say somethin nice, then say nothin at all. I guess I was a bad listener because all but one of those girls has a bad case of the "butter's". What's a "butter"? "But her face?" Ewwww. Please allow me to rephrase that. Butter her body too. Errrrgggg. gives me the willy's thinking someone did that.
By Smuckin on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 07:04 am: Edit |
Thankyou all for your feedback on this 1st report.
very much appreciated!
By Don Marco on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 11:49 am: Edit |
"Sent my spinner on her way"
U are refering to "ecuador" girl? I sincerely hope your kidding by calling her a spinner... When she spins, the folks up along the San Andreas take notice.
By Hungry1 on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 07:51 pm: Edit |
Smuckin,
Ouch, tough audience. Thanks for the report. I appreciate hearing about the current conditions in Jaco. I've been to CR four times and I always wind up spending more time in Jaco than in SJ. I like the laid back atmosphere there better.
I liked the pic of the AA sign. Must be new. I've stayed in the Copacabana Hotel several times. Tiny rooms but you can't beat the proximity to the beatle bar.
Sounds like you're dad has it made living in CR. Hope I can swing something like that when I retire in another 10 years.
J
By Smuckin on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 08:54 pm: Edit |
Hungry1,
Dad loves CR, its nice i can go there under the radar to visit him often. Some people don't like jaco im reading , some do. I love jaco because of that same laid back atmosphere. Not the best beach or cleanest, but many nicer ones are close by also. Overall jaco is a great town!
Smuckin
By Rivelino68 on Monday, October 16, 2006 - 11:06 pm: Edit |
Dude,
Judging from the pics, you're too young to be mongering.
First, you're supposed to fall in love, get married, have some kids,fall out of love, wonder what the hell have you done, hate life, hate her, divorce, kiss off women forever, develope a mild case of alcoholism, decide to take a trip to a latin country to clean your life up, stumble on to the 3rd world pay for play scene THEN discover that there's a whole community of guys just like you to hang with.
Start over.
By Smuckin on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 12:07 pm: Edit |
So when was there age restrections on mongering?
Basicly i have a girlfriend here who i "love" so to speak and live a happy life. Bottom line is i like to get my friends together once a year, and live like a rock star,and being young and full of cum... i can do this at whole different level then you older guys! I do see your point! But lets face it if i want 2 girls at once or 3 different ones in a day....why should my age say i cant do that?
All in all, all comments are appreciated! Thanks for posting!
By Valterreekian on Sunday, October 22, 2006 - 06:47 pm: Edit |
DM---"When she spins, the folks up along the San Andreas take notice."
ROFL...priceless!
By Wo123 on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 09:33 pm: Edit |
Their are no Age resctrictions to mongering!. I am in my early 20's and I monger in texas border towns.
Anyways nice report I have been thinking of going CR sometime if time, money, and the situation(not in a longterm relationship etc..) is right.
By Porter444 on Saturday, November 25, 2006 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
Smuck... I know it's a month since your report... but dude. You need to build those negotiation skills if for nothing else the sake of fellow mongers. You overpaid for old poon dude.
Also, I fully agree with Don Marco on your misuse of the term spinner. You have to question anything over 110 lbs in that department.
By Espada69 on Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 01:01 pm: Edit |
Good report and heads-up on Jaco Smuck, I'll be heading out there in Feb '07.
Don't sweat the age thing, cuz I'm sure many of us would have liked to discover mongering a few years back.