1st Trip Report...here goes...

Well the end of summer costa rica trip has rapidly approached. This being my 3rd trip, I felt somewhat like a tour guide to the 5 friends i took along whom have never been out of the USA or let alone mongering. Boy or boy are they in for a shock! 1st time out of the usa and going pussy hunting with me!

Got everyone to drive down to west palm beach and shack up at my house the night before to make sure we had everyone accounted for in the morning.

After along night of starting our fiesta and enlighting the boys of what was about to him them the next day, we awoke and were off.

FRIDAY:
Smooth flight from miami to san jose aboard AA.
Immigrations and customs a breeze.

Off to the presidente we go, I choose the presidente because I belive overall its one of the best hotels in san jose.
Presidente:
Pros: Clean , Modern , Decent food,Quiet, and in the event you meet a non-pro you can take them back without the enviroment of the delray.

Cons: One chica per room , Dress Code for chicas.



The first stop was the world famous hotel delrey and blue marlin bar. Walking down Ave. Central i could only laugh thinking how i felt my first time in the delrey. And the 5 friends i am with are about to have there worlds turned sideways.

Upon entering the delray my group of friends dispersed like a child on a shoping spree in a toy store. I could not but sit back and watch with fond memories of me doing the same thing.
Did a few laps with a buddy and didn't see anything stunning enough to bite on. Siping some beers with the boys and translating spanish for them was my job for the next hour or so. Finnaly I must admit i was feeling bad from the last night and tired and almost not into the hunt. Boom like that i got caught by "Tatina". I told her i was tired and not feeling it and she said shes know REAL massage also... Told her $50.00 . Amazingly she said ok. I guess being in your mid 20's helps bring them down. Found a friend of mine and grabed him and his girl and we were off to the hotel presidente.

When i get Tatina to the room, I clearly see when she got out of clothes... I just used my one Fugly pass for the trip. She had 2 kids...ouch! Oh well decent massage with sunscreen , lol all i had besides astroglide, decent BBBJ and about 30min as i started hiting it dogy stle a knock at my door. I can only wonder at this point , being the 1st night in town with 5 friends on there maiden trip.
It turns out my friend whom i came back with, got some head and passed out. So her at my door is my friends girl, damn it , ok so she comes in and watches some tv, well i started back in on Tatina in front of here , banged one out and figured I would end this first akward night. So as Tatina and her fellow ho is about to leave i hand Tatina her $50 USD and he friend has the nerve to tell me its $60. I look at her and laugh. So i basicly tell this other chick off and as a nice gesture to tatina dip into my dollar store gifts for the girls and give her a bottle of knockoff perfume...its amazing how well the girls still like this stuff. As i do this the same bitch friend who interuped my session asks if she can have one. Im thinking at this point is this chick serious. I laugh at her again ...vamos...get them out and fall alseep.
Sorry hadn't unpack camera yet at this point.

Saturday:
Met everyone downstairs for the presidentes free breakfest, which i may add is pretty good. Caught up on who did what and where.
Took my tour group of friends out into san jose and showed them around ave. central.
Started drinking really early and the evening was in full swing. Took everyone over to Zona Blue, this being my 1st visit there on this trip. Got there aroud 8:30 and find out they close at 9. No problem , not much for picking there anyways. Meet another guy there from florida who has a SUV outside. We all somehow fit six people into this suv with 2 in back. Man is this guy wasted. We eventully get lost somewhere in san jose for the next 30min driving. Finnaly we make it back to the delray and everyone hops out and runs in. I decided to stay with this guy and chill since he was nice enough to take us around. We ended up finding a huge amount of snow and went back to his room and went nuts. So after our fun we head back to the delrey , now about 1am . The hunt is on, but im way to messed up to do my laps so we sit at the blue marlin. Eventully found "Andrea" very pretty tica , no kids, huge rack. I was hesitant to pull the trigger though, she was so insistent on going back to the hotel. So i tell her BBBJ is mandatory. She says no , so i get her off my lap and find my friends. 10min later we meet up again and her hands are down my pants...oh shit her we go... I finnaly get her to agree to BBBJ .. 2 hours for $100USD , thats more then I am use to shelling out. But she hit me in all the right places and it was getting late.

Got Andrea back to the hotel , Money first, Ha Ha Ha ... im doing way to much laughing on this trip. I look at her square in the eyes and say "Vamos" and point to the door. Well i think this shocked her that i had the will power to send her away and not break and pay her first. So her attitude did a 180 and she started a nice BBBJ. Awesome ass pounded away, nice pop , then got an awesome handjob for #2. Nice session and thankfully once i laid the law down , no drama. So my hotel phone rings and its Andreas friend in another room with one of my buddys. I didn't know this yet. So as i am walking her out she stops and bangs on my friends door, wow this is about to get intresting.
In there is the guy we met tonight and my friend earl with a 10, small little tica with a huge rack. As i look at there table its all white, wow these guys are nuts. So all of us end up partying for another hour it being 4am already. I find out a 3 some was suppose to be setup with my girl and the girl in there for earl. The deal was my girl put out for a free party in there room. But after earl finding out he was going to get warm seconds this idea fell apart. The party in that room raged on and about 6am i took andrea down for a cab. As always i get so into the session i forget about pictures but i managed to snap 2 of us at the end of the night. The pictures dont do her justice , it had been a long fun night.

Photos: Andrea 01 02

Sunday:
Running strong with little sleep, met a few friends who managed to get up for breakfest or forgot about sleeping. Gave them some info of things to do today as i would be letting them off alone for the day.

Got a ride up to Heredia and met my dad ,long divorced , my dad moved to costa rica and now lives in fantasy land. Saw his new house, met his new girlfriend. Thinking this whole family day would be just that i was pleasently suprised when i met the tica girlfriend of my dads family for dinner. "L" solid 9! went to highschool in the us and spoke decent english , and also an english teacher in costa rica and 22 , my same age. WOW was i hooked, ran some game and convinced her to hangout with me next weekend when i was to be back in san jose.

Back to san jose for sunday evenings fiasco.
Found all of my friends and plotted the night. Starting mixing some bacardi mixers from the room and drinking down on the street. Passing met a intresting chica some on this board may know of. Don't remember her name , but she was a wacko. Spoke perfect english , all about god and didn't drink and she kept on preaching how my life is sinful. Tryed to get her to come out to room just messing with her. Nope , she was off the charts...the door guys said she was "muy loco" Snaped a pic of her as she was walking away, not worth posting though.

Made it to the delrey rather late, with most of the crew having already caught the nights catch and back at the hotel. Talked to a bunch of hoties and saw some of the girls from previous nights and trips. Siting at the blue marlin slaming drinks away i went through chica after chica, thank god i had 2 friends still with me to keep me translating and alert. Finnaly met "sylvia" tica in her mid 20's and to be quite honest nothing too special about her. But she was all alone and so i scotted over and bought her a few drinks . Simply sweet girl, no mention of leaving or prices or anything. She just wanted to sit and talk with someone. She was one of the most laid back blue marlin girls ive ever chated with. Taught her how to use a digital camera and let her take a few snaps of my friends. Ended up giving her my hat also...which is a big deal for me. So i disscued her going back to the hotel with me and she was mesmorized that i wanted her and not all the huge fake tits 18 year olds. Wow was i feeling good about this one. Hateing to break this good thing going i asked about price before we left to cover my ass. She looked at me and started DFK in the blue marlin, wow have i hooked a good one. She then looks at me and i say ok $50. she smiles and off we go...wow this is too good to be true.

Photo: BM Chick 03

Back to the presidente we went, Awesome GFE , BBBJ , DFK, being as wasted as i was i let her do all the work and damn she could ride. Hit it for an hour and being late we then crashed. Awesome session,I honestly belive she had a blast by the claw marks in my back the next morning or shes an awesome actor. Woke up in the morning still wraped around Sylvia , defenitly my best GFE ever! I swear we clicked, i know these are dangerous words. Got her # and promised to hook back up next week before i left costa rica,paid her for which she almost had forgotten about and hooked her up with some dollar store hair scrunchies and perfume , wow was she happy.
Got some breakfest and sent her on her way.

Photos: Sylvia 04 05

Awesome first weekend in costa rica! Now trying to find everyone so we can make the trip to jaco.

1st or 3 report
#2 - Jaco Beach
#3 - Final day in san jose (zona blue day)

I've read about the adventures of some of these guys, and no one ever mention DATY. Do the chicas not like it or is it a risky thing in CR??

Smuckin, nice report. Nu, chica's love DATY. Some of the best panocha I've eaten was in CR. It's no riskier than anywhere else.

Thanks Max , I can't wait to get there! I may have to go alone. I'm 79 and if I have to go alone, where's the best hotel?

Based on my experience CR chicas love DATY, 69, & all of them have shaved or well-trimmed clean panochitas.

Nuvellum, if you're 79 & going alone to CR & it's your first trip & wish to spend a lot of time in the Blue Marlin bar then I suggest Hotel Del Rey http://www.delreyhotel.com . From your room it's an elevator ride down to the bar. When the BM scene tires you check out the MPs Idem, Zona Blue, New Fantasy, Oasis, Safiro, Eros...

Nu, Zoner is on the mark with the Del Rey for the first time. Its ground zero 24/7. Some food for thought. It's noisy unless your above the third floor. The chica charges (10usd per girl to room) and most important, a lot of the hard core girls(especially the Colombianas) wont finish you off, knowing that you'll soon be downstairs looking for more. It's their way of spreading the wealth amongst the other punta's who also need to make a living. The upside is its convenience, amenities and safety.

Many older friends are migrating to the Sportsmens Lodge which is about three or four blocks away. It's a mini DR, but smaller and newer. If this option interests you, be sure to ask for a room on the second floor. They are quieter than the other rooms.

The Presidente is my favorite, but it's new chica dress code could be a bit of a hassle. If your planning on sessioning with mostly Del Rey girls, it should'nt be a problem; most all of them know about the code and dress accordingly.

Your sure to make many new mongering friends while in SJO. One interesting thing about our little hobby is the commeraderie that extends across racial and age groups. It makes one smile knowing that pu**y is a universal language every guy understands. Have a great trip, post a report and Pura Vida amigo.

Thanks for the input guys , yea delrey is best best for a first timer and being solo. Delrey is walmart , its got it all...pussy,gambeling,food,booze,drugs....can't beat it. I stay at the presidente because im usually interacting with people who can't know im down there tapping that ass.....lol anyways have a great trip.

The better, more convincing GFE, the more of a pro she is, She has all the angles covered! lol

Been to the Del-Rey 30 times or more and all I can say is beautiful BUSINESS Women. Trust me all they want is to see how much money they can extract from you. The Columbians are the worst and of course the best looking. Face it the Del-Rey is full of fat old men looking for there 2 min. thrill and the girls like it that way.