Queef!


Sorry, this is my very first time posting on Hombre after a year of trolling the boards. Figured a mention of Vaginal Flatuence would clearly ease this report. It seems to have worked as I am now ready....

I was traveling back from San Diego going back to Phoenix over the weekend. I had wanted to get down to Tijuana but circumstances did not allow it. I was enjoying my day trip when I got to Yuma around 1pm and realized that I could still make a run for the border.

I made a trip down 95 south through Yuma and soon I was at a dump of a border town called San Luis. I had been here before and scouted the area from reading about this hell hole on Hombre. I was ready to get down to do some fucking out of wedlock.

I walked across the border and the first thing I did was walk into a Pharmacia and pick up a v tab for $10. I definitely did not need it, but i figured it would be fun to walk around with a rock in my pocket.

Then I found my temple. it was some scumbag bar callled La Posta. I walked in and sat at the bar, and looked around at my Sunday afternoon flavors. There was a brunette with a thumper in her late 20's and a Blond with Titas in her mid 30's. I went for the blond. I was the only guy in the bar so it did not take long.

I negotiated a rate of $70 for a ST plus $25 for a room in this shit hole on the southwest corner of Calle 3. La Posta is located on the Northwest Corner of Calle 6. The whole town looks like it was built out of a cess pool, and I really dug it.

We walked over to the fuck motel, and I suprised my lucky whore Mila with some grape lube I had brought along. I also suprised her with the brick that was in my pants.

We went in the fuck motel, and it was pretty fucked up to see that the bed was a blanket on plywood. The shower had zero hot water so I got in and got out, and then it was on.

I proceeded to dick her back out after squirting grape lube all over her body including her vag and anus, and the pleasure was all mine. It was so great to bang a 5 on a bunch of wooden boards. I nutted all over her back after doggie style, when I ripped of my jimmy hat just to bust out the map of san luis on her back and ass.

After that I left and walked back across the border. I didn't take my camera and I wish I had so you could of seen how not hot this girl was. It was still great to get my fuck on just for the sake of getting my fuck on.

My thoughts:

Everyone has to start somewhere in the world of mongering, I started at La Posta in San Luis, Mexico.


I can't wait to follow in the footsteps of the legends I have read about on this site.

Guys like Monger X, Sandman, Hunter, Blazers, Merlin, Porker, Epi, and a whole bunch of motherfuckers who are everybit as sick as me.

In the future you will see this fucker sampling the whores of the world. I will try my very best to always follow the 5 rules:

1)If you don't want to get head creeps pretend this girl only wants to be with you.

2)ANYTIME a girl says she doesn't normally do things like this....you know damm well she does.

3)Pussy is never free. It ALWAYS cost you something.

4)Gutter Pussy has absolutely no concious.

5)If you don't FUCK it.......Someone else will.

Thanks for the read

Oldschool!!!

good thnx 4 the info iam n yuma right now thnx