2006/10 Mxtlplx Hits China

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By Mxtlplx on Monday, October 23, 2006 - 06:30 pm:  Edit

Been planning a China trip for a couple months and finally embarked on 10/20.I placed an order for a new Dell laptop, state of the art, duo core 1 gig memory, 512 radeon graphics, the whole nine yards. I had read a previous post for a language translator, so a did a search and found an Ectaco,4 Asian languages, huge phrase book, again state of the art. So good so far. I was going to be well prepared. Then that fuckhead Murphy re3minded me of his law. The translator came on the 18th unfortunatly, it was loaded with European languages. The laptop, which was suppossed to arrive on the 19th, never showed. Dell was very gracious, they said SOL ande cancel the order if you want. I had to get on a plane at 4;30 am and I was leaving with no way to communicate, and no way to computerate. I waa hoping that this was just a bad start to what was going to be a good trip. I am resilient and resourcesful, so I figured I would find some way to manage. I did have the presence of mind to install gotomypc on my office computer and figured I would just have to borrow computers as I traveled.

I landed in Shanghai after 2 stops and 18 hours,and was picked up the owner of a factory I hope to do business with. He brought another fellow with him who spoke English and would serve as our translator. He was driving a new BMW and we set out for Changzhou, which is about 200 km east of Shanghai. I have never been so scared in my entire life.The road was beautiful, smooth and well maintained, the drivers on the road however, were not of the same quality. I have done a lot of teraveling in my day and have run into some pretty scary drivers, but I have never seen anything like I saw on the Chinese highways and city streets. Staying in your lane is a sign of weakness. Everbody plays chicken, and few say uncle. I have never been in more near misses in my life as I was in the 3 hour drive to Changzhou. I thoght the translator was being courteous by insisting I sit in the front seat, I soon realized he just wanted to have the best chance of getting home alive. The inner city is as bad or perhaps worse, the same driving styles but now you add pedestrians into the mix. On a 4 lane street, with 2 lanes each way, it is not uncommon to have drivers going in each direction driving in the oncoming lane. Imagine having 4 lanes with the outer 2 each going in opposite directions and the inner 2 going which ever way you want. This is seriously scary to someone used to well regulated traffic.

I survived my time in Changzhou, wasnt there long enough to try to find any action, and took a plane late this afternoon south 1000 miles to Shenzen. I had read the trip reports and knew which district to book a room in, so I had the translator get me a hotel room and request that they provide a computer. I am staying at the He Dong Hotel, its a little cheesy, older refurbished rooms, and I think I am paying around 300 per night. The ride from the airport cost 120 and took about 45 minutes. The drivers here are not nearly as aggtresive from what I have seen so far, and I only had to close my eyes once on the ride here.

There is a barber shop right next door and they must have seen me pull up or have some arrangement with the hotel because 5 minutes after I got in my room the phone rang and a voice said massage 100. Not knowing exactly what to expect, but being a little stiff from the flight, and a little horny because that is the nature of man, I said come on up. 2 minutes later a n attractive woman is at my door, I would rate her a strong 6 to mid 7. I was hoping for the best, but did not want to insult anyone, I took a quick shower, and when she declined to join me I figuredI was in for a long massage. The agreement was 100 for 90 minutes, so I lay on the bed and she proceeded to massage. After 10 minutes I turned over and made an offer of 50 to at least get her naked. She smiled and gave the universal sign for handjob, price 300, I counterd with the universal sign for sex. She declined and after a little more negotiation with hand jestures and writing numbers, we settled for her getting naked and giving me a hand job for 200. It was good and relieved a lot of pent up stress. I sent her on her way after about 30 minutes, took a quick shower and decided to take a walk and get the lay of the land, so to speak.

I left my hotel, which borders a canal, and too a right turn, up about 400 yds. I came to a main street with lined by beautiful new buildings, many of the banks, and 30 story apartments. I have no idea what the name of this street is, but I took a right turn and started walking. There were many people out and almost every woman I saw was beautiful. I walked for about 1/2 mile, saw nothing but the same , turned and walked the other way. I passsed the street of my hotel and continued another block. I saw some lights which looked they could be restaurants or bars, so I took a left turn. I was now 1 block from my hotel, on the other side of the canal and walking back in the direction of my hotel. I continued on a block or so and when I looked to my right I saw these flashig lights and could make out the word Carnival. I turned and went toward the light, hoping to find heaven. I went on a couple blocks and came to a wide alley which had a lot of foot traffic and was lined by small shops. I figured what the hell and started up the alley. I went a couple hundred yards and stated to see barber poles up and down the alley, but as I passed each shop I saw people in the shops getting haaircutws and shampoos, so I kept walking. I decided to turn towars the flashing Carnival sign again, I could no longer see it but knew it was to my right. I continud on and after a couple more turns found my way there. I had never intende to go in so I turned and decided I should retrace my steps so I woouldnt get lost on the way back. I saw that I could reenter the alley with the shops by going down another alley that was only 100 feet long and I could shorten my walk home so I enterd it and I passed another barber shop. This one was a little different that the ones on the main alley, there were 5 young girls sittin in the shop.This must be the place. Not wanting to make any premature moves, I stated checking out these little side alleys. Yes my friends ther is sex to be had in Shenzen.

I would like to say that I ravished a dozen or so of these beautiful creatures, but I was reminded of an old story. An old bull and a young bull were at the top of a hill looking down at a herd of cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said " Lets run on down there and fuck a cow." The old bull turned to his young friend and said " I have a better idea, lets walk on down there and fuck them all"

I shall be walking on down there tomorrow.

By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 04:31 am:  Edit

"I placed an order for a new Dell laptop, state of the art, duo core 1 gig memory, 512 radeon graphics, the whole nine yards"



whole night yards? A high end laptop is the last thing I would think of before leaving...



"I counterd with the universal sign for sex. She declined and after a little more negotiation with hand jestures and writing numbers, we settled for her getting naked and giving me a hand job for 200"



What a deal-- 30 bucks for a hand job! :-) If a gal doesn't want to have sex, boot her ass out immediately unless all you want is a massage for 30-80 yuan (depending on location, type, and length). Full service in this town runs 200-400 yuan assuming you can negotiate/stick to your guns. As for massages, I really hope you made it to Huang Shi Jia Qi and Huang Ma -- these places are AWEOSME!


"Yes my friends ther is sex to be had in Shenzen"


was there ever any question? There is pussy all over the town. While not as nearly good as the dongguan scene, there is plenty keep you drained. May I ask where you did your pre-trip research?


Minor nit. You use a lot of disconnected details (computer, 2 paragraphs on taxi rides, and 20 sentences describing your walk to a barbershop). If these ARE important to you, then put them into a meaningful context and be more descriptive drawing on the surreal aspect if that is what struck you. if they are not, lose the noise. That and a little better use paragraph structure would be a good thing.

By Mxtlplx on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 09:57 pm:  Edit

Don Marco,
I appreciate your criticism, as I read my report, I can see that I did get caught up in the minor details. I am a newbie and I am sure it will take awhile for me to season, both in this sport and my reporting.

By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 10:20 pm:  Edit

okay, that does it-- book another trip, scew till you drop, and write another report :-)

By Mxtlplx on Wednesday, October 25, 2006 - 06:06 pm:  Edit

Shenzen days 2+3
I awoke to my first day in Shenzen and decided to take a walk to the BBS area I had found the night before. I was shocked that the quaint canal I saw in front of my hotel was actually the most polluted sludge filled water I have ever seen. The amazing thing is the odor was not detectable unless you were directly above it. The 30 story apartments across the canal that I thought were luxury highrises were actually the beginnings of future slums. I guess we have all awakened to sights that looked better in the dim light.
I knew the destination, but wanted to do a bit of exploring so I changed my route from my last foray. I checked out as many alleys as I could, keeping my main direction to last nights spot. I didnt find any more BBS, althoug I suspect they are there and a more intrepid explorer may have found them.
I worked up and appetite and decided to get something to eat. You will find food everywhere, Most of the restaurants post pictures of their fare, the problem is, most is unrecognizable to those of us used to genaric American Chinese food. I had decided to be adventurous while on this trip, so I looked around at what others were eating, pointed out dishes to the waitress and dug in. I got to tell you eel isnt bad, and the chicken feet are really crunchy.
I returned to my walk. I didnt find anything I hadnt already seen and it was a little early for any of the BBS's to be in full swing, so I returned to my hotel and took care of some business.
I upgrade my room at the hotel. I am now paying 368RMB for what is a pretty nice room. I decided to have a foot massage, my first, and boy was I delighted. The girls looked doable, but not wanting to make any untoward advances, I opted for just the massage and decided to take a nap. I went to my new room and found that I was thirsty and the refrigerator was unstocked. I left the hotel intending to buy some refreshment at the store next door. I got my water and as I was passing the BBS that is next door to the hotel, a very cute woman walked out, smiled , giggled, and said massage? She was too much to resist. I said yes. I didnt want to make the same mistake I had made the prior evening, I negotiated a 220 minute massage and FS for 300 RMB. I have no idea how she came up with 220 minutes, I didnt care. I knew there was no way in the world it was gonna take me that long. My escorts name is Li Xia, and she is a strong 7. We walked next door and past the front desk, I got no comments or any reaction from the staff, and proceeded to my room.
We started with the soapie shower, mutual washing and exploring each others bodies. Li is 5'6" maybe 120# small B cup and a firm round handfull of ass, a very sweet face and effervescent personality. She had everything I like, the way I like. The only letdown was her unwillingness to give BBBJ, only coverd, but that didnt really bother me, I enjoy giving as much or more than receiving, and her pussy was inviting and fresh. I have never been a fan of tuna. We wresteled around licking and sucking for about 30 minutes before I made my first insertion into Asian pussy. She was tight, wet, wriggly, and very enthusiastic. I could only last 10 minutes after the intense forplay, when I felt the moment was upon me I withdrew, stood up, stripped the rubber and blew my load all over her, she laughed and rubbed her body with my cum. It was a delightfull scene, one I wanted to repeat, but knew there was no way I had it in me. We took a shower and proceeded with the massage, she was actually quite talented at this too. I felt the tightness in my body drain away. I said I like to give as well as recieve, so I massaged her for a little while before I felt the need for sleep.
Day 3
I left the hotel to take another stroll around 8:00 pm. I again took another route to the BBS area. They were all open by this hour and I must have seen 40 girls in the windows of a dozen different places. There were some real beauties and I must confess I was suffering from indeceision due to too much input. I didnt really feel all that comfortable either. It was not fright or apprehension, I was just not that enthralled with the thought of being on my own, and screwing a hooker in a little room off a dirty alley. I weighed my choices and decided to head back to the hotel, check out the talent at the BBS next to the hotel and get laid in my own room. I am glad I did.
I got back to the BBS and found 6 girls playing cards outside the salon. Li Xia was there and she motioned for me to sit. I watched these girls play for a few minutes when this black haired spinner came outside. She was tiny, 5'2" A cup and couldnt weigh more than 100#. I was sitting next to Li but couldnt get my eyes off this other beauty. I watched for 20 minutes more stood up and motioned that I was going back to the hotel. The girls smiled and waved, no one had been aggressive in trying to make a date. It was all very friendly.
I decided to eat at the hotel, God knows what I ate, I dont. It was all very tasty, and I was proud of myself for my adventurous eating spirit.
I went back to my room and did a little work, read for awhile and decided it was time for the evenings entertainment. I headed back over to the BBS.
The girls were still playing cards. I think it is a card version of the tile game Mah Jong, but I am not sure. I sat and watched for awhile. It was around 1:30 by this time and I decided to take the spinner back to my room. I negotiated a 2 hour massaage and FS again for 300RMB, but this time I specified I was to get 2 fuck sessions. I did not really think I would be capable of this but wanted to see if they were willing to let me try. I took the spinner, (I cant find the paper with her name on it), back to the room. The session proceeded with the obligatory wash and fondle, a move to the bed and this time she was willing to give BBBJ. We moved on to some 69, again a sweet fresh pussy. She was not the most talented cock sucker I have ever been with, but it was still pleasurable. I gave her pussy a vigoruos tounging and and inserted a finger to the the G spot massage. She became intensley aroused, squirmming clawing, screaming, and finally got my hand so wet I knew she had had multiples. There is nothing better than to make a girl scream and cream. We moved on to fucking after about 10 minutes, CG, RCG, and finished doggie style. I again, as is my custom, withdrew prior to cumming and sprayed a load on her back.
I dont know what it is but I just love to watch myself squirt. After we finished we snuggled and she gave me kisses all over. She kept saying Thank you, which I took as a sign of my obviously great sexual prowess.
We showered and proceeded with the massage, again she was a very talented masseuse, she worked me from head to toe, and then walked my back. I had never had that done before and must say it is most enjoyable. After the massage we snuggled some more and I started stroking her body. As I moved my hand between her legs I could feel the heat and as I moved up towards her pussy I felt her juices flowing out of her. I put her on her back, raised her legs over her head and dived in with tounge and fingers. This time was more intense than the first. I love to make a woman come and this one came as intensly as any I have known. My tounge was going numb after 15 minutes and I was afraid she might die by aggravated orgasm so I stopped. She wrapped her arms around me and rocked, all the time saying thank you thank you. I am such a stud, cant fuck that long but have a great oral and digital technique, lol. I got to tell you it was one of best sexual encounters in years.
I was, as I suspected, unable to share in her multiple orgasms, but still had a most memorable time.
I am checking out today and heading for Zhuhai. I am meeting up with a fellow traveler who is going to show me the ropes. Literally and figuratively. This is my first mongering trip, and I suspect if things continue as they have been going, it will not be my last.
I suspect Don Marco will have plenty to criticize, but this is my report and I'm stickin to it.

By Wickedwilly on Monday, November 06, 2006 - 01:07 am:  Edit

At least you have posted a report, better being not perfect than not posting at all, I have not put one word together yet! I look forward to seeing your perspective of China. It was great to meet you and hang out.


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